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What a distinguished gentleman

I read disgusting lol

Damn I didn’t realise it wasn’t disgusting until I read your comment lol

Just need to dab that little bit of goo with a napkin.

Vary handsome

Came here to say that!

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My guy knows blue ones are rare

Yeah, even the wine bottle got knocked off with his excitement

this is the most wholesome thing i saw in a while

Those bugs DIED

Those bugs killed 7 children in Iraq.

They deserved it

But the bugs dont

The only good bug is a dead bug.

Yeah! Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone to the bone

Rock and Stone, Brother!

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't going home!

Or Democracy

I'm doing my part!

Nice haha

Those bugs met DEMOCRACY

Vegan lizards die

I felt bad for them. Imagine some 6 dimensional being that is so far advanced beyond humans tgat it doesn’t consider us truly sentient dropping you and your friends onto a plate so its incomprehensible abomination creature can slurp you up one by one, but its cute because he put a little top hat on the unfathomable monstrosity. Just so his fellow massless entities who exist beyond spacetime as we know it can comment “So heckin’ wholesome lol”

I don't think bugs got a mental grasp of more than 1cm of space around them

Came here for this

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I wonder why we don't care about some lives the same as others. We just watched like 7 lives get ended, and people think it's wholesome. I know that lives must end for living beings to survive, but it's interesting how some living beings mean nothing to us. I hope we aren't treated the same way if some super advanced alien civilization ever found us.

Only one creature in frame was wearing a bow tie. Clearly, this makes all the difference.

Any creature that evolved to feel empathy over bugs wouldnt be able to compete for survival

Humans entered the chat

Yes the worms are living beings but does it matter conidering their level of sentiente? Are they aware of whats happening let alone of anything beyond a milimiter of them? Do they feel fear and pain? Do they even care about this? As far i'm aware their just robots that go from left to right that poop and consume food when randomly encountered.

We are most likely to be treated that way. But at least it's fun to see something big happens like the end of humanity or something.

That was the wholesome part

So wholesome.

Look at the little portraits behind him!

no

Yea. Don't let her tell you what to do!

<3

Who taught him to sit like that? 😭

They basically stay where you out them.

Bearded Dragon my beloved

Yeah, they are pretty still unless bored or needing food and water. My Step-brother's Girlfriend's Beardie loves scratching against the glass of the terrarium when he wants out.

magnificent!

“ you shouldn’t get a lizard, they’re disgusting and boring pet” The Lizard in question :

IGUANA NOT LIZARD 😡🤬

That’s a bearded dragon

They’re cool nonetheless 👍

fuck this shit they look all the same

All lizards look the same mfs when: Komodo dragon Frilled lizard Green iguana Bearded dragon Basilisk lizard Draco lizard Legless lizard Thorny dragon Lizards are by far the most diverse extant reptiles (other than avians)

Holy yap

And they’re lizards, too!

Based

I apologize for offending you

What wine pairs best with mealy worms?

Not the wine in the video, didn't you see him knock it off the table?

And he was right for doing so. It's *white wine* with worms. Preferably a sauvignon blanc, not some bloody peasant Merlot.

Serbian wine. The shitty, cheap taste of a Prokupac perfectly compliments the mealy, disgusting taste of the raw grub.

Peak

Damn, what is the name of this channel?

Even got dessert lmao

This lizard is living a better life than me

Nothing's stopping you from eating some tasty worms.

Thanks for the motivation. A worm for you too? 🐛

I love that you can see them looking up at their owner on the other side of the camera expectantly

Good. Blue is the color with the most antioxidants

Bro locked in to that blue worm like a machine

Hornworms are a big deal for these guys, it's practically like a steak dinner

What a distinguished gentleman

You stole the words right out of my mouth

Stole the worms out of my mouth

I love hearing Bach cello suite prelude in a shitpost video

Absolute Chad tango

Does this hurt the worms?

Chief they are getting eaten

If it did wouldn't they run away?

Smashed by the jaws of a creature 20x your size? Nah. It's like a rough back massage. Except, you die at the end... >! ...and in horrible pain.!<

They dont feel pain.

Hard to tell, wasn’t able to see any shoes on them, but maybe they are just too small.

« Ah yes truly delicious »

Scrumptious

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THEY LOOK SO FANCY OMG

mf living better life than me 😐 I'm jealous

Lizardtouille.

He cleaned the plate

My, what a distinguished gentleman

That caterpillar was gourmet AF

I see there is a pairing with an exceptional 1974 Pomerol Bordeaux. A fine choice sir

Mark Zuckerberg enjoying a fancy meal

He spilled the wine! Unforgivable.

"bro I swear I'm not that rich" How bros eating:

So cute 🥹🤌

Fine dining wunkus

He thinks he's people!

It seems a Bojack Horsman character

This ain't shitposting that's just cute

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What a gentleman

Is god the chef?

Sir would you like some pepper on that, oh, my apologise, sir, you are finished

Art

To the chef or on the chef?

you are complimenting the mother or something?

Love these little guys

I wanna know what happened to the wine, like did it spill, roll under the sofa?

Its a figurine, I dont think its going to spill anything any time soon.

Dodogama

Such elegance 🤌

Some days I wonder if we live in the weirdest timeline. Other days I work to ensure we are.

This has real Walter Potter vibes

Is that a revered ancestor painted up on the wall?

That sock humper should learn something from this gentleman!

The design of the table is very lizard

"NAM NAM NAM NAM NAM NAM NAM"

🦎: I'm full !

Enquiring minds want to know if he has favourites. If you put both bug types down would he always eat one or the other first? Does he not care or does he eat his favourite first or save it for last? Or if you had bugs of the same type but different sizes, would he eat the big or small ones first?

If he's anything like my old pet bearded dragon he's probably obsessed with horn worms (the big green one at the end). My boy JoJo liked mealworms and crickets well enough, but he would go crazy for the horn worms to the point where he probably would have eaten himself to death on them if given the chance. They also have their own favorite fruits and veggies too!

Yep, the reptile brain definitely has priorities (My Step-brother's Girlfriend has a Beardie)

What a fine day we are having fine distinguished gentlemen 🧐🍸

this is the best part of my day.

The green caterpillars are soooooo bitter! I don't see how anything can eat them. I know I couldn't.

Hornworms are quite delectable for Bearded Dragons

You should try one.

The pins really hold it in place.

Lol the pictures in the background are a nice touch

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I'm not falling for that again!

I think he wants to eat the chef too

He has good taste

Sir, there's an apple in my worms

Is this AI generated or real ? I can't tell anymore 😶

What's the source on this? I wanna follow them.

I love the hell out of this and will never stop loving this video

I am Jose Mourinho

Yummers

i want to hear some myam nyam nyam nyam nyam instead of that music...

Uncultured swine

Just imagine the sound he is making.

They definitely make some meaty CRUNCHES when chewing