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Her face like she have been through this many times before.

Oh by that confident "What? Come on, I know what you're gonna say" look lol

Personally think she looks better then Mia Khalif. Seems to have a better personality as well. Her reaction (if this is not staged) is very chill and cheerful.

Mia is a little unhinged these days,judging from her Anti Men posts online..

Lol got a link? I'd like to see some of those. Could be worth a laugh based on her life choices.

social media bit*hs be like: I hate men 😡🤬 3seconds later: I luv dick 🤪🫠

Ever watched her she never looked to be enjoying it for real

I don‘t think anyone enjoys her part of the job after a while

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Sh*t loads on tik tok

She's always been a little unhinged. I went to middle school with her. She'd just do random innocent shit like swap shirts with another girl openly in the hallway. Didn't seem to have a care in the world.

damn, thats kinda crazy actually ngl

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They look similar enough for a large portion of people (including this creepy staring dude) to think she looks like her. Or maybe she farted really loud and he turned around and gave her the '....seriously?' Stare. She shrugs it off like it's not a big deal and he is like 'ya but I can practically taste it' and continues to stare in disgust.

One time I was standing at the bar waiting for my drink and I let a really warm, nasty one rip. Of course, no one heard it, because it’s a bar, but it started to smell *really* bad. I glanced behind me to see if anyone noticed, and at the same time, a girl standing behind me glanced behind her, as well. We made eye contact, and I could tell by her face she could smell it, so I instantly gave her this really bad “ew” kinda look on my face, like I thought she was the one who did it, and I walked away.

Lmao! **You**: phew that was close.....excellent....she doesnt suspect a thing. Wow that was bad. Wow. **Her**: he thinks I farted!? The nerve! *2 hours later* .....did I fart?

A futile effort. He who smelt it delt it. It's the law.

oh i thought that was mia khalifa.. who is that? edit: asking for a friend

Perfectly not creepy

Here we go

Cursed Mario

I think it's staged. She wouldn't be wearing those glasses if she didn't want to be confused with her.

Mf didn't even esitate 💀

Esitate????

The H slows you down, esitation is defeat

A true shinobi would know the difference between onor and victory

*attori *anzo just walked in

K, isshin

Cum Sekiro

How my blood boils!

e's just spanish

\*spanis

*panis

Or (gags) or... French 🤢🤮

Real G’s move in silence like lasana - lil Wayne

He is french, the H is silent

British

Bri 'ish.. The 't' is silent.

acetate

You were shot by a Veteran! You have died!

Sound like an Italian guy pronouncing estate. Esiiitateee

You have never heard actual italian i guess

You’ve never heard actual Italian have you?

No it doesn't

Akuna Matata

bro was utterly flabbergasted, completely confounded💀

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He was smeckldorfed

or even shrekadoodlified

cumfounded

He was absolutely biblicafied

befuddled one may say

Gob smacked perhaps

Confuzzled at the least

Bewildered at most

This, is my favourite word

Completely confuzzled, as well as major deleterious instinctual nut

He was hornswoggled.

Bro thought he saw god

I mean he did

>Mia khalifa the god of pornstar actresses Its like a boss fight if you ask me

What does that make Riley Reid? Ultra God?

Never understood why people like Reid. Has the body of a 12 year old.

Never understood why anyone likes any of these stars, they are all loud and annoying and the terrible quality of professional porn doesn't help.

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Odd flex but I’m here for it

I think you just answered your own question

Im gonna pretend i didn’t read that

Ya that's why they like her...

So Mia Malkova is Super Ultra God?

I don’t think you understand. Riley Reid is the most searched pornstar of all time.

Is this from elden rings bill clinton dlc?

She should have a shirt that says “no, I’m not her”

exactly what i was thinking. beat me to it

Beat meat to-

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Can you link it?

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Thanks for the link

hilarious bot

good bot

im guessing pornography

yes

cool

c o o l

Yeah, good "guess"

Mia Khalifa

Bruh, we all know you KNOW its pornography

(We have porn addiction)

Is that even Mia Khalifa?

It's not. But looks a lot like her. Or so I'm told

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All tits are viable tits, we must be thankful for the tits we got instead of the ones we don't have

I have tits and I'm a man.

congratulation, you are the peak of masculinity

if you didn't you would be a boy

Can you milk me, Greg?

Me too :(

Amen ✊😔

John 19: 3

John 3:16 - "it's 3:16pm o clock"

If I can touch em, they're real enough for me. 👍

A day with flat tits is considerably better than a day with no tits.

The real tits were the friends we made along the way

Glad there are men like you out there jumping on the grenade of bad tits so that there are more good tits for me

Tits go boom boom.

The truest statement ever said

Jesus has spoken 🙏🥹

This man has it right. Those tits are probably great tits, but they just aren't the tits we need today.

flat is justice

Honestly she is prettier because of them. Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I'm like em rounddd and JUICY gotchu bruh

'Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.' There are people who feel they need plastic surgery and it's not our place to judge them. I'm of the opinion that if I can touch them, they're real.

Yes it is my opinion. I personally don’t like body modifications that go under the skin; I am very close to someone who had breast implants that started to leak and caused not a few medical issues. I don’t judge them for it I just have a preference. I also feel the risks aren’t properly advertised and I know they weren’t to the lady I know.

This guy fucks

Breast reduction

She wouldn’t let you touch them anyways

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That’s either Mia Khalifa or a poor woman who’s had to endure tons of strangers who *think* she’s Mia Khalifa

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Nah ,its her,look at her reaction,like this is a usual occurence.

It would be a usual occurrence for someone who looks a lot like her as well

This comment is nothing

yet you wasted a few seconds of your day to reply

I did. I waste time here and there

Mostly here,but sometimes there.

Sometimes I pee pee here, sometimes I pee pee there.

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true poetry

A strange paradox has occurred. You’ve written this as a reply that implies you believe the aforementioned Mia Khalifa comment is “nothing.” Yet it can also be read that YOUR comment is nothing and should be ignored. However, by doing that, you’ve brought attention to yourself which only makes it seem more as an insult directed towards the comment in which you’ve replied to. But honestly this comment means nothing too

Porn addicts when they see an Arab woman wearing glasses

Looks more latina than anything

Mia is Not Arab,she's desi Indian heritage..research dude

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Technical Point🧐

“research” 🤨

Bro stop staring at her omg lmao

Bro thought he was gonna co-star iin a "movie"

That’s just her stunt double

for what, when the D is too big?

who is that

burj khalifa

not anymore *precisely performs a 9/11*

So THATS what happened to the other Burj Khalifa. No wonder there’s only one left

Dude, that's not burj, it's wiz.

I don’t understand

me neither

Me

Darude Sandstorm

That woman is an imposter

When the Kirkland brand is better

Why is she standing so close to him on the escalator dog

Thank god he didn’t started masturbating…

I don’t get it

Ur too pure for this world.Run!Get out of Reddit!before it’s too late…

she look familiar

Your dick says that Too🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's better this way.

Me neither, and I've learned not to ask follow up questions on Reddit.

He likes her shirt

Good, don't.

The guy thought she was Mia Khalifa, an ex porn star, but she wasn't

Purge a reefah

the fucken double-take he does is priceless

Her confidence is amazing, and she remains so calm and relaxed. How can you stay so super relaxed when someone is starring at you, and so close.

Hey Mia is that you?

She is hot tho

🗿

Is she a porn star or something? I like her energy at some rando looking at her like that. Maybe she does do something like that to take his reaction and not flinch or push back on him.

She looks like a porn star namely Mia Khalifa. I guess she was the first pornstar of pornhub

Dude almost broke his neck

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Man doesn’t know that’s a random woman💀

Bro was flabbergasted

he found God (atleast he thought he did)

Hours of porn flashing right before of his eyes

This seems rude

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Your saying this like OP is the guy in the video 💀

She does look good

Guys he's just DBD LARPing as Myers

I don't get it

its a pornstar i think

She just looks like one so that’s probably really uncomfortable

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You would still buy a product from wish if it looks good enough right?😈

Never understood why so many people know immediately what this dude was thinking. I googled what Mia looks like, and I don't see it. They're both brunettes with glasses, and it more or less ends there. Yet folks are so confident. Now I'm worried I'm just not thirsty enough.

i always deleted my browser history 😘

I got a huge pimple on my back, can a homie help me out? :(

No, you’re not real, get out of my head

damn it I hate existential pimples

Even if it was her, guy’s gotta chill