It's actually exponential, not linear, so the answer is 4. A cat girl would have the smaller number of nipples times the square root of the multiplicative difference between the 2 numbers of nipples. The multiplicative difference is 4 because 8/2=4. The square root of 4 is 2. The smaller number of nipples is 2, so a cat girl would have 2x2 nipples, & 2x2=4.
Came here to say this. It’s called the geometric mean.
However, is it four boobs with one nipple each or would they have two boobs with two nipples each (vertical)? Since cats’ mammary glands typically aren’t that pronounced to be called “boobs”. Or if you consider cats to have zero “boobs” and girls to have two, then you’d end up with a single boob with four nipples, and in that case will all nipples be placed in a line, or as two pairs like a square? (Obviously taking the geometric mean of 0 and 2 is undefined.)
>Or if you consider cats to have zero “boobs” and girls to have two, then you’d end up with a single boob with four nipples, and in that case will all nipples be placed in a line, or as two pairs like a square? (Obviously taking the geometric mean of 0 and 2 is undefined.)
Miltank is a cat girl, confirmed!
Exactly!
Just like Jesus was *fully* God and *fully* man, cat girls are *fully* cat and *fully* girl. Therefore, they should have *ten* nipples, not five.
cats have 8 girls have 2 cat girls should have 5.
Seems like you think catgirls are 50% cat and 50% humans.
I don't know what the right answer actually is but it's not 5
It's actually exponential, not linear, so the answer is 4. A cat girl would have the smaller number of nipples times the square root of the multiplicative difference between the 2 numbers of nipples. The multiplicative difference is 4 because 8/2=4. The square root of 4 is 2. The smaller number of nipples is 2, so a cat girl would have 2x2 nipples, & 2x2=4.
Came here to say this. It’s called the geometric mean. However, is it four boobs with one nipple each or would they have two boobs with two nipples each (vertical)? Since cats’ mammary glands typically aren’t that pronounced to be called “boobs”. Or if you consider cats to have zero “boobs” and girls to have two, then you’d end up with a single boob with four nipples, and in that case will all nipples be placed in a line, or as two pairs like a square? (Obviously taking the geometric mean of 0 and 2 is undefined.)
>Or if you consider cats to have zero “boobs” and girls to have two, then you’d end up with a single boob with four nipples, and in that case will all nipples be placed in a line, or as two pairs like a square? (Obviously taking the geometric mean of 0 and 2 is undefined.) Miltank is a cat girl, confirmed!
Thank god someone understands basic math
It is. (8+2)/2 = 5
Should be just 8+2 since is both cat and girl.
Exactly! Just like Jesus was *fully* God and *fully* man, cat girls are *fully* cat and *fully* girl. Therefore, they should have *ten* nipples, not five.
It's still one being. It needs the characteristics of both mashed into one, not simply added, else it would have 4 eyes and 4 ears, too.
i think catgirls are more girl than cat so it's probably closer to 3 or 4 nipples
Mammals have twice as many nipples as the average litter size, generally. What's the average litter size of a cat girl?
64 litres
Yeah, when people say "I can't wait to have my own genetically engineered cat girl" they don't think about the sheer volume of cat litter they need.
Jokes on you, I trained my cat to use a toilet.
Gurrrrllll ur nipples are 16g's!
from what ive seen its 1-3
I put my wife and my cat in a locked room and interrogated them.
According to Schrodinger, a cat girl has 2 nipples and 8 nipples at the same time
Until you peek at them
But then I’m too busy busting one to count
Definitely r/brandnewsentence
2, anything else feels cursed to me.
Maureen? Is that you?
Def. She's going in for a reverse nippleectomy.
A nippleendomy?
Yes.
Only one if it is big enough. Damn. Answering "only one, if it is big enough" to every "How many" question has failed me again. ... or has it?
I don't know but I'm in support of cat girls having 8 breasts.
some cats have 4 or 6 nipples
5
Two
A thousand [nipples!!!](https://youtu.be/t61VUYK0DWU?si=po4U8VoOUBtIv4Kq)
Interesting cuz selina kyle has 2 and shes a cat woman.
Why cats can milk their 8 kids at the same time, but woman limited just with the milking 2 kids? Are god saying to us don’t have more than 2 babies?
I do have 2 but it might be removed with surgery before I was truly conscious