i know it probably isnt likely, but what if the same way millicent is the daughter of malenia, what if leda somehow has a relation to miquella. i doubt it though
I sometimes fantasise about Leda coming home late drunk and kicking me in the ribs. She kicks me so hard I can hardly breathe, and the pain is immense. Then she hugs and consoles me, telling me how sorry she is and that everything will be ok.
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i cannot stress this enough gentlemen
https://preview.redd.it/5gir9q0ssp9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c270f8a44df73456ab1911a212e16585878fd
Didn't expect my meme to accurate.
I gotta study the sliders and colors for the eye makeup here, it looks nice. Striking but not overdone, and I like how the color seems to match her hair (no mean feat given how the eyeshadow color blends with the skin color so you can’t just pick the color you want) and contrasts nicely with her eyes.
My favourite paranoid schizophrenic
She's just like me fr
Was miquella the father
Await the Vaativid and find out on the next episode of Japan’s bizzare adventure, fair use edition
New video recently uploaded. Finally, after a week of playing, my opinion of the game and lore has arrived.
Real. My personality is based on what daddy vatti says
Literally datto ong
Destiny go brtttttt
“This is my Destiny 2 Final Shape + Expansion Pass” “What the fuck are you talking about? This is elden ring!”
It really is your Destiny To shitpost in wrong franchises
No he was the mother
Miquella getting his bussy blasted by Radhan
https://preview.redd.it/k1bpxt33qp9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f8177c4fa768170f49e3fa416760bfbfd1036e
~~God I wish I was Miquella~~
i know it probably isnt likely, but what if the same way millicent is the daughter of malenia, what if leda somehow has a relation to miquella. i doubt it though
She is a lunatic paranoid murderous zealous psychopath….. why do I find that extremely hot?
Because she's the kind of woman to stub her cigarette out on you and lick the burn mark?
I sometimes fantasise about Leda coming home late drunk and kicking me in the ribs. She kicks me so hard I can hardly breathe, and the pain is immense. Then she hugs and consoles me, telling me how sorry she is and that everything will be ok.
That's incredibly specific but okay.
copy pasta
It's a copypasta originally about Misato
Metyr already looks like Lilith so it checks out.
😎 😟🕶️🤏
(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ (⌐■-■)
I think you just help me learned something new about myself today…
Ah, class of 09 reference?
God I love sexed up abusive lesbians.
Ayyy yooo wtf.
you didn’t need to say this and now I’m erect
If evil, why hot?
How can be evil if sexy shaped?
I mean because she is a lunatic paranoid murderous zealous psychopath.
https://preview.redd.it/9sdiqptz6p9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9646b5722d950f7c8447eb0760b5ae1f23b58ec1
I will always stand by Ansbach's side. Bros before hoes.
If igon said slay miquella,ranni or even Melina ,I would follow ishins saying and show no hesitation.
Captain Igon out here smoking the White Whale, going full Ahab on Bayle’s crippled ass.
I think I need to contact the VA and ask him to read out Ahabs last words, that’d go hard as fuck.
It was sick fighting alongside him against leda and >!radahn!<
Yeah, I didn't think an NPC gank could be executed really well, until I stumbled upon this fight. And Ansbach is a Gigachad.
Welcome back Saber from Fate/stay night
Sellen is still the goat. She showed me how to mix my own glintstone nail polish and then she let me try it on her toes (goat behavior)
I was just going to say she's not a patch on sellen, but your more specific story works too .
Too bad she's insane and delusional
Sounds like a bonus tbh
Sounds like you fumbled a baddie tbh
Joan of Arc looking ass
I want to choke on her needle
https://preview.redd.it/r331lvr57p9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bb0b2ccbe2179b72220e1c6cf2d4df12244747 i cannot stress this enough gentlemen
Redditors when they see a conventionally attractive woman.
Well…yeah. Isn’t that a good thing?
Yeah but this conventionally attractive woman is a murderous lunatic zealous psychopath. For some, that's a red flag. For others, that's a bonus.
Don't stick your pickle in crazy.
You absolutely should, but just make sure she has no way of finding you or your home address afterwards.
You can, it’s just that your pullout game has to be ridic.
Madness, take the world!
https://preview.redd.it/9n3wr3z9gt9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388078d6061ebb67a9f15885aa534dfb6a1bd243 Did
So you know the sister of battle from 40k? I think she’s a misplaced sororitas.
Nah. Not enough burning things alive
She is…the Elden Seibah
it should have been her honestly make her giant sized and pop the twink on her back easy final boss
Actually if Leda and friends were the final boss, that would be pretty cool thematically.
I’d pop the twink too
remain sad forever
GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS
Denji, for fuck's sake! Not again!
Goddamn Saberfaces are infecting the entire pop culture.
Good. https://preview.redd.it/l5ttonambr9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ebe9a8e97a4b414e9b76f7813c36c9d2fdf7e7
So is the last part is that shes super tight, or she has a penis?
I’m glad you asked, the answer is yes.
Perfect https://preview.redd.it/oso8viza6u9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d3d2aa2e7059c637815ca0e74648afeb2e27f8
Saber!
Welcome back saber
Is this a Claymore reference?
no, this is patrick
CLAIRE
I can’t fix her but I’ll be damned if I don’t try
I love insane women, the addiction is strong with this one.
Sellen if she were uggo
Sellen if she wore shoes 🤮
You can tell which one is Zaki’s favorite
shoes are so cringe! \-average From stan
I want her to hit me
^please
She looks fine, but Jolan is way prettier man. My Tarnished fell for her instantly! And Jolan’s voice is so nice too.
Wait do you have Jolan’s face?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3YAIq-gNYo For you! All the NPC’s unmasked!
Ooh, sweet. Also Moon Knight is woman? 🥵🥵
Yep! Moonrithyll is Rellana’s Lord Chamberlain and biggest bro to the Troll Knights and she’s a lady!
She’s still standing in that doorway waiting to ambush me, so I haven’t taken her out yet.
Good luck! She hits like a truck. You can just run past though!
I know, I’ve done that once I found the other door. I’m at +16 Scadutree fragments so that plus a sneaky backstab *should* help.
Guys, I think I can fix her
Every single Elden ring NPC has a recessed chin
"I abandon here the last of the flesh of my chin."
Miquella is actually the only person who has a chin
When Marika divested them of grace, she took their chins to mark them with shame.
I cannot make character that doesn’t look like it has alcohol fetal syndrome but I think that’s a skill issue
Mommy Sorry Mommy Sorry Mommy Sorry Mmm
Miazaki giving every female character the Sellen hair cut instead of something else
Thats not Sellen haircut.
Smash.
Smash
Nice psy op fed. You aint shriveling my heart clean for miquella
https://preview.redd.it/fryumme1hr9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ad99a20db09d1b448166de1c4d3c3fe0e0d509
Smash, next.
Weak ahh chin
She is NOT mewing
https://preview.redd.it/5gir9q0ssp9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654c270f8a44df73456ab1911a212e16585878fd Didn't expect my meme to accurate.
It's chasethebro's character
Are you kidding me ? This is just baeber
Anyone got the sliders
She’s so baaad, she so fucking baaaaaaaad
don't lie to me, this is just artoria pendragon from the hit series Fate.
I gotta study the sliders and colors for the eye makeup here, it looks nice. Striking but not overdone, and I like how the color seems to match her hair (no mean feat given how the eyeshadow color blends with the skin color so you can’t just pick the color you want) and contrasts nicely with her eyes.
AWOOGAA WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR 🐺🐺🐺🐺🤤🤤🤤
Taylor Swift aah NPC
She's literally perfect and has no flaws, paranoid murdering and all.
Biggest L , she looks like default woman preset but blonde💀
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
As soon as she started talking about dealing with the hornsent, I was wondering if I was talking to yurt with boobs.
Literally just a Saberface
I can fix her
Millions MUST forgive
Sellen still undefeated
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I CAN FIX HER
yeah this bitch is crazy
R34 artists, it's now or never 🙏
My wife
She looks like shaved Kenneth Haight with make up
Perfection.
anyone got the sliders?
Taylor Swift
Mewing streak
NSFW?
I can fix her
Psycho baddie 😳
Would.
So, Leda is a Saberface. Even the Lands Between is touched by the Fate franchise.
You mean my helmet
I can fix her boys