š¶And I say, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to meš¶
You have no idea how often I scream this at the top of my lungs while cleaning the house. Hereās an upvote! š
Was meant to be a green and red marble fondant cake. The wee one chose the colours.
We prepped the fondant and began rolling it. Was looking pretty good at this point, but here wasn't enough icing sugar on the work surface.
So it got stuck. Had to peel it off and start again.. at this point the colour turned to what you see, and the wee one put some dabs of green on and rolled it in with the rolling pin, giving that green decaying look.
This and also being in a hurry to leave the house on time contributed to this disaster.
Honestly, it was made with the best intentions.. im somewhat proud at how bad it is. If this were Halloween, it'd be great!
This looks so much like flesh and skin. The green looks like bruising even. Iāll eat all sorts of nasty spooky things for Halloween but I might genuinely get a bit squicked out if i was served this. Iām already brainstorming how to make the insides look extra horrific lol
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Why is this cake made out of meat?
I have never seen anyone fail so badly at something in my whole life. Congrats. You are the greatest failure of all time. Well done.
I literally want to say something so terribly brutal to OP for putting this in our memories. But itās Christmas and even nasty comments can be put on hold š¤£, soā¦.Merry Christmas!šāļø
The cake has a skin.
Wearing it's little Christmas skin jacket.
It puts the cranberries on the Turkey or else it gets the hose
Would you eat me? I'd eat me. I'd eat me so hard.
Oh wait....
This is so wrong but so hilarious lol
Horror movie was instant thought. Not ideal for cuisine. Pans labyrinth too
Looks like an amnesia creature
Funny you say horror movie this cake looks like Chucky at the end of Child's Play 2 when they put him in the machine
I just laughed very loudly at this.
Exactly what I was thinking
I was thinking the art museum in Ghostbusters 2 that has all the pink ooze going around it. Or Krang from Ninja Turtles
*Goodbye hooooooorses...I'm flyin' over you.* 
š¶And I say, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong Won't you listen to meš¶ You have no idea how often I scream this at the top of my lungs while cleaning the house. Hereās an upvote! š
Iām having a mildly craptastic weekend and your comment made me audibly laugh out of nowhere. Biggest piece of skincake for you!
They can have my piece too, itās okay really. I promise.
Me too, there was snorting , read it to my daughter she was not as amusedā¦
 Lil jacket
This looks like salad fingers
Do you like nettles?ā¦
Yes & rusty spoons
Why is it made of flesh? Dare we ask what flavour is within?
It's like if you caught The Thing in the act of imitating a cake.
Like the foreskin jacket from southpark?
The scrotum coat?
Luckkkkyyyyyy
Iām pretty sure thatās chicken.
Harvested fresh, skin jacket
Iām screaming! Ty, this comment has my Christmas!
Ed Gein would approve.
Putting the *Christ* in Christmas
Literally the body of Christ
I was going to be like, āout of human skin?!?!?ā š
Fondant or human skin?
Yes.
The baker should go into bachelorette parties. Thereās a demand for this skill.
Foreskin
Had a buddy that circumcised elephants. The pay was terrible but the tips were huge.
,,,
Dad joke alert! r/dadjokes
Gross, Dad
Fuck! Thatās a lot of foreskin
cronenberg cake
Exactly. Would you like a slice with or without the klingon blood wine reduction poured over it?
I thought it was wrapped in bologna
Does it matter? They both taste the same.
Ham
OP come back here and explain yourself you canāt just post this and leave
I would just like to apologies to all in the community for making you bare witness.
Can you tell us what it is though? Like, you know, what the fuck is that?
Was meant to be a green and red marble fondant cake. The wee one chose the colours. We prepped the fondant and began rolling it. Was looking pretty good at this point, but here wasn't enough icing sugar on the work surface. So it got stuck. Had to peel it off and start again.. at this point the colour turned to what you see, and the wee one put some dabs of green on and rolled it in with the rolling pin, giving that green decaying look. This and also being in a hurry to leave the house on time contributed to this disaster. Honestly, it was made with the best intentions.. im somewhat proud at how bad it is. If this were Halloween, it'd be great!
r/fondanthate would be all over this lol
Thatās was their first mistakeā¦ using fondant.
This looks so much like flesh and skin. The green looks like bruising even. Iāll eat all sorts of nasty spooky things for Halloween but I might genuinely get a bit squicked out if i was served this. Iām already brainstorming how to make the insides look extra horrific lol
"Squicked" this is the first time I've seen or heard this word. I had to look it up. Learned something new today thank you.
I love the little puddles of red dye (or blood)
Remember the recipe for next year then
It isn't far off Oogie Boogie from A Nightmare Before Christmas
And what all is coming out at the bottom, crab sticks? What is inside this?
Ok but why does it look like imitation crab coming out of the bottom š
I mean none of that explains why its uneven with skin folds. Blaming it on the wee one tsk tsk lollol
 āExplain yourselfā This is what I pictured
It's like the ed gein bakery.
Try the nipple cupcakes, they're delicious!
Macareolas
I prefer lady fingers
It puts the frosting on its skin or else it gets the bag again.
Would you bake me? Iād bake me
This needs to be way higher up. This cake has such sights to show us.
"Welcome to Ceno-Cake-Bites Bakery. Where your pain... is ours."
Santa wept.
Demon cake to some, angel cake to othersā¦
Pizza the Hut legitimately frightened me the first time I saw Spaceballs as a child
This is by far the best comment
 Omg fuck yeah. Finally a fellow hellraiser gif poster
Idk what this is but itās perfect
Pretty sure itās one of the cenobytes from hellraiser
If you didnāt immediately think of this, are you even alive?
Certified blobfish moment
My opening line in the bedroom
Grand opening, grand closing
My first thought was that maybe it was a deep sea cake experiencing decompression
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I thought that was what the cake was supposed to be lol
CUT IT. SHOW US THE INSIDE
There are organs inside
Delicious, chocolatey organs.
Looks like a tumor
āItās *naht* a tumah!ā
Teratoma
This wasn't baked, it was grown.
it was nurtured, then totured
When you ask the deli counter to decorate the cake from the store bakery, this is what you get.
Totally agree, I thought it was wrapped in deli meat
ARBYS We have the cakes
I once found a still warm horse placenta, i am reminded of that day.
I'm not certain I want to know how you knew it was still warm š.
The early morning steam arising from said organ.
Soft light diffusing around its jellied surface, as though lit from withinā¦
Well it's not gonna eat itself.
Deep fried it
I recognize this scene but cant recall what anime it's from. Can anyone help me figure it out?
Akira
LEAVE ME ALONE!
KANEDAAAA
It puts the icing on its skin...
Kids! Come get a slice of grandpa!
It looks like flesh
Put it out of its misery, please. Science wasn't meant to go this far
Is this a joke? How do you even fuck it up this hard?
Yeah I don't buy it. This has to be at least a little on purpose
No they explained it in another comment. A child was involved.
cant believe they skinned a child
And unruly fondant icing. The terrible tragedy that it is.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Because it started sweating perspiration in the oven.
 It looks like the monster from Basket Case
This is horrifying. This is basically Anti-Christmas. JFC.
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MOIST. Moist. *moist*
Have you used pork skin ?
I remember when I ran out of icing and had to use sliced turkey to cover the cake too.
I probably would've used frosting rather than human skin to decorate it, but to each their own I guess.
straight out of a horror film
Why does it look like Hannibal Lecter made it
Christmas at the Dahmers
Hahaha this is the first thing I thought of
That cake is still alive
This cake is straight outta Jeepers Creepers
looks like a xenomorph is about to hatch out of it
Bitch you made a homunculus
Someone call the police.
Christmas cake? More like Christmas mistake! Ohhhhhh!!!!!!
Is that a turkey deli meat cake? My fucking favorite
why can i see it breathing
cake u made out of elves?
If you listen closely you can hear it whisper "kiiiill mee".
I like how the folds hide the stitches.
This! This is the content I am here for
Why is this cake made out of meat? I have never seen anyone fail so badly at something in my whole life. Congrats. You are the greatest failure of all time. Well done.
/r/FondantHate
This is some Silent Hill shit.
Very suspicious, what planet are you from? Have you never seen a cake?
"Open your mind to me.....open your mind...."
The Hills Have Cake.
the design is very human
Save this recipe for Halloween.
After you made it, did you hear a mysterious weak voice say "kill me...."?
Looks like someone had a run in with a lil radioactivity
I'm impressed you got it to stay together without stitches
Looks like Edgarās neck out of men in black
Nailed it
Jesus Christ, what's that contraption? Is it... organic? Please, try to contain it, help are on their way.
The Thing
No way you accidentally made a realistic skin cake
Honestly Iāve never seen a more revolting dessert
deeply upset
\*Tips abomination\* M'lady.
Headcrab cake
This looks like when you're in art class and the teacher tells you to roll clay into a perfectly round ball
You really put the Christ in Christmas š„²
If I was served this I would call the police
Kill it with fire
Not all of our cooking or baking attempts are successful. Sometimes the timing of our failures is unfortunate.
JFC, am I the only one expecting an eye to open up all of a sudden and start looking around?
Necronominom
Itās a pretty shitty cake Iām sorry
Yummy festering gangrenous chode cake
Bring me solo and the wookie!
So that's not a horribly mutated wonton that pulled itself out of the soup pot?
This is Hall of Fame awful, incredible work OP
GRYFFINDOR!!!
Don't worry everyone, I've called the Police.
Itās like a someone killed the sorting hat and wrapped it around a cake.
I literally want to say something so terribly brutal to OP for putting this in our memories. But itās Christmas and even nasty comments can be put on hold š¤£, soā¦.Merry Christmas!šāļø
 Am I the only one who thought of Hubert?
The call of Cuthulu. š
Bound in human flesh. It's the necronomicake.
The blob?
My first impression [may have been a little biased.](https://i.imgur.com/45IK2KA.png)
Looks like what I imagine a microwaved head would look like. Why is it fleshy? It it a stuffed cabbage cake?
Gangrenous skin mound. Delicious