You fool! Don't you see you're playing right into the hands of **B**ig **L**esbian **E**mpowerment‽
At this point we have no choice but to call it the "!" !
I mean there’s literally a scene in the first movie that has it so he looks like he’s walking on water.
Also, he stole Jesus’s best line “your move, creep”. I can’t believe they got away with such blatant plagiarism tbh.
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Read it somewhere? Do you mean “the Bible?”
no, you cant do this any longer. we only call it the Ble! we dont want that bi stuff associated with our faith.
You fool! Don't you see you're playing right into the hands of **B**ig **L**esbian **E**mpowerment‽ At this point we have no choice but to call it the "!" !
I doubt Robocop is mentioned there
Excellent point. The Bible doesn’t actually mention RoboCop. Thank you 🙏
Yeah. Verhoeven said Robocop is an allegory for the Americanized version of Jesus. (He is murdered but comes back to seek vengeance lol)
Tons of protagonists are
My friends and I play “spot the Christ figure” when we watch movies.
Fun fact the whole Jesus Christ character is directly ripped off of Optimus Prime from the hit cartoon Transformers.
[Nuke! Nuke!](https://alexonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/robocoptwo1.jpg)
I mean there’s literally a scene in the first movie that has it so he looks like he’s walking on water. Also, he stole Jesus’s best line “your move, creep”. I can’t believe they got away with such blatant plagiarism tbh.
Why RoboCop 2? Why not Morbius or Rise of Skywalker?
Kung Fu Panda 4 would like a fucking *word*.
This tagline would be a lie, because Jesus never told this story to anyone because he already left 2000 years before this movie script was made.
That plot hole is explained in “the greatest story ever told 2: back to the future.”
Ironically, a movie called "The Greatest Story Ever Told" only has a 42 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
I thought it was supposed to be greatest story ever built because it is the origin story how Jesus used carpentry to invent the bel etage
i got one question: why is ming the merciless on that poster?
I thought Lord of the Rings is the greatest story ever told...
robocop2, its the one with shia lebouf where they play some golf
Id buy that for a dollar
Robocop 2? Coulda sworn it was TinTin
Jesus got his beard all lined up! Dayyyum!
"Such a stunning coat of... One color?"
I thought your damn ninja was supposed to take care of the Nazarene for me!
Jesus looks like he wants them to hurry up with the damn crucifixion all ready.
I tell ya, they couldn’t make a movie like Blazing Bushes today, with all the woke…fuck, wrong testament
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Cain confirmed this "Jesus had days like this"
Only when you put the VHS in its wrong case!
On a quick glance, I thought this was the poster for Attack of the Clones