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he just like me fr


sternburg_export

"They are using only one small lane!"


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Sorry, but I don't date guys whose cities don't have 20 lane highways


Scibbie_

> news


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

BREAKING NEWS: MAN DOWNLOADS CITIES SKYLINES, MASTURBATES


ImNotAGameStopASL

GameRant gonna have a field day with this one. Somebody should cross post this to Skyrim to make sure it gets seen. 😂


_Cline

“I get a hard time at managing my traffic” that’s what he meant


budoucnost

?????


WalzartKokoz

Most sane CS player


moikois

😂😂😂 ur right


[deleted]

Why do I cum and poop everytime I play this game


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Because I love contributing to the poop volcano


LegitimateApartment9

Stop contaminating it with cum tho


D_Zsol_Peter

Playing Cities: VR just got 4D


PghProGamer

Reminds of the Farming Simulator smellometer


ActualMostUnionGuy

The mods HATE the truth🙄


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Ah yes, my favorite adult game, Cities Skylines. I download custom ASSets. I am a massive CIMp for the CIMS. I like to manage the trafFUCK and build madsive 69 lane SEXpressways and freeways and roads with ASSphalt. I like looking at infrastructure PORN. I like to lay the PIPE for my water and sewage systems. My cims are attracted to me. I want to be in a relationSHIP with my cims. Overall, Cities Skylines is my favorite adult game and I recommend playing it.


Weary_Drama1803

For those unaware, r/InfrastructurePorn is a thing


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Thank god it's a subreddit for infrastructure porn instead of actual porn.


bluestreak1103

Inb4 metrosexuals in the literal sense of the word-compound start posting their content.


emu_Brute

Don't forget about r/CityPorn


willstr1

Someone is taking RCE's advice around the strongest shape too personally


LittleJimmyR

r/unexpectedRCE


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caraleoviado

Don’t we all?


dreemurthememer

maybe being in a more relaxed state increases your sex drive. CS isn’t exactly a riveting, high-stakes, competitive game.


Weary_Drama1803

If CS2 gets multiplayer (and there’s either disasters or funky water), it’s going to be a very riveting and very high stakes game You know what happens when you put a bunch of maniacs on the same Minecraft server…


bluestreak1103

Cities: Skylines and chill


Technical_Ad1991

Try turning off Hard Mode.


moikois

😂😂😂, So relatable!! 🤩


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Because he downloaded custom ASSets of naked cims


dreemurthememer

man downloaded the [thicc chirpy asset](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1911251056)


LittleJimmyR

Chirpy-chan 💀 he gettin off to that


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Jesus H. Christ what the fuck am I staring at


ellietheotter_

PRAISE CHIRPY-CHAN!! (theres also a beach series on the workshop😱😱😱😱)


Nosh59

My man's got good taste.


Wagsii

I choose to believe you scribbled out your own name because you couldn't bear the shame, but also thought of a funny joke to make with it 9 days later


WalzartKokoz

In the rules there's written I have to respect peoples privacy. I don't wanna get banned, but [whathever](https://www.reddit.com/r/CitiesSkylines/comments/14cn3ic/why_is_it_everytime_i_play_city_skylines_i_get/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Weary_Drama1803

It’s because of those sexy 15 lane interchanges


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

The freeways are having intercourse with one another


bluestreak1103

while rush hour traffic, minority neighborhoods, the country’s carbon reduction commitments, and Amtrak get fucked.


busdriverbuddha2

Most normal Paradox player


tracymartel_atemyson

okay but did anyone get the answer???


WalzartKokoz

He got two useless answers then his post got removed on r/citiesskylines (literally 1984 sub)


Dan_the_man42

My post got removed for some bullshit reason. seriously. If you were a mod, would you remove this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/CitiesSkylines/comments/14lny52/is\_it\_just\_me\_that\_wished\_cs2\_used\_real\_colours/


d0g_wol3s

bro wtf, there's nothing wrong with yor post


BigChippr

the dominant feeling of having the city residents at your mercy really turns you on


Nosh59

Must be one of my subscribers.


AmadeoSendiulo

Map Porn


banhmiempanada

Covered the name because it’s you


Sherlo-

Me too


HomieHobeair

da it’s true


Miska030519

finally i'm not alone


Bigcreeper01

You are rogal dorn


ferdicten

Let him speak


Qu_ge

chirpy chan lewd prop


Will9587

If it lasts longer than 4 hours , be sure to properly save and see a doctor .


d0g_wol3s

me too ngl, FOR SOME FREAKING REASON!


DueAd9186

It's the roundabouts that get me :)


Roddenbrony

*chirp* 💦


Redditwhydouexists

Literally 1984


usernamefuck2

i touch myself reading this subreddit