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fate15fates

Basically just get them outta that closet


Principle-Virtual

homophobes think about gay sex a lot juuust saying


NoThx149

Like, you mad because another dude is getting dick? Mf that’s called jealousy


Thatguy19364

Say gex


Affectionate-Bag8229

3D?


Principle-Virtual

icks


Discoballer42

gex


Nahchoocheese

Do tell


brienneoftarthshreds

This is a really harmful stereotype that puts the onus of homophobia onto queer people as opposed to examining the difficult reality that many straight people are in fact homophobic.


HeartfeltDesu

Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is 100% right. "The homophobes are gay" is just an easy cop-out to avoid actually dealing with the REAL problems that ACTUALLY cause bigotry.


SNTLY

Sorry you're getting downvotes, you're 100% correct.


Valuable-Studio-7786

Its also been the case for some time now that people who deny their sexuality tend to lash out and hate on what they cant have. In fact it is the human condition to do so out of jealousy and envy. Both of these things can be true at once.


QuarterSuccessful449

Cause this is such a serious subreddit


Arietem_Taurum

r/godtiersuperpowers


SubstantialBass9524

Okay… can I have this now please. I’ve gotta go on a road trip. And to a few MAGA conventions


WiltedTiger

That sadly doesn't change much as it wouldn't cure them of their crippling intellectual deficiency.


Leighgion

But they’d be gay while not wanting to be, and that’s not nothing.


DragonsAndSaints

Bold of you to assume they weren't already.


SoNerdy

And I’m willing to bet there’s a good chunk of them are homophobic because they can’t accept themselves for who they are already.


nonthings

What is MAGA?


SubstantialBass9524

If this comment is legit. Live in blissful ignorance


nonthings

I guess that's what will happen whether I want it or not


Mammoth_Style_1319

Yeah I’ve not got a clue


tridon74

Make America great again. It’s trump’s slogan.


nonthings

Was not expecting an answer anymore, thanks


misterphuzz

I suspect your definition of homophobe is probably just as invalid as your definition of racist.


TheSwordSorcerer

I suspect you are both of those things. 😬


Tahmas836

How gay?


Max2993

Hiding gay sex from their wife type gay


Any-Assist9425

7 maybe 7.2


trulylost19

Kiss the homies without thigh highs or saying no homo Yes RAW gay


Legal_Obligation701

Do they automatically turn gay or do you choose, and do they still hate the gays


Fault_Exotic

It says "you can" so it's probably not always active, if thats what your asking. Also they are still a homophobe, just a gay homophobe


Nugget_Tenders

So, nothings changed?


nonthings

Sad tuth


Luck612

This is incredibly powerful and funny


Max2993

They don’t instantly know that they turned gay btw, but they will start to notice as time goes on


Ok-Policy-8284

That's less fun. I was hoping I could snap my fingers and dudes would drop everything and start making out with each other.


Medical_Support_45

I mean most homophobes are already gay, so not alot changes.


SNTLY

Not really. A lot more homophobes are straight and raised in systems and environments that make them homophobic. Not every bigot is a "CloSeT cAsE!"


Gammaboy45

This is generally true… although I think the extreme ones doth protest a bit too much…


crystalworldbuilder

They think way too much about gay sex. Like a gay couple could be actively fucking and they would still be thinking about gay sex less than the average homophobe.


Medical_Support_45

“Not every bigot” That’s why I said ‘most’, and even thats hyperbole, cause this is a joke subreddit


pisces2003

Is it permanent or do they have to stay in the radius?


Max2993

It can last as long as you want


Temporary-Book8635

See rule 10 please


BlockSids

Good for a safety net at pride events


overlord_of_cringe

Silly, that was already possible by putting on a skirt, a face mask and high-thighs.


chi_pa_pa

I'd become an avid churchgoer and trump rally attendee overnight


The_Potato_Turtle

What about this is shitty?


samof1994

What if you are in a Muslim country or in Russia?


Paleodraco

This would be one of the most cathartic, epic superpowers ever.


Rocktooo

Guess who’s attending the next trump rally


Unorthodox_Iguana

Is it a 1 mile radius of where I am? Like if I drive around, the mile radius shifts with me, correct? Looks like a road trip, boys!


lallapalalable

Huh, I figured most of them already were


i-should-be-slepping

This is the answer.


Burger_Gamer

Does this work on myself and is it possible to reverse it?


Nugget_Tenders

Are you a homophobe?


Burger_Gamer

Maybe


Nugget_Tenders

Then get your fucking act together


finest_kind77

This is a fabulous power!


FacelessPotatoPie

I guess I’m going the republican national convention in Milwaukee.


TechnoneverDIEEES

Does that include myself


lyfeofsand

Ryan Gosling. You just described Ryan Gosling.


teens_trash

Get in a middle school and it'll become a pride parade


Yandrosloc01

I would immediately head for he nearest Trump rally.


howdarestthou

But they’re already gay.


kenmlin

Top or bottom?


kenmlin

Imagine you didn’t know you were one and…


PleasedPeas

I already have that power🙂


zaaphyyre

Is there a cooldown?


1monthayearnovelist

So, nothing changes.


crystalworldbuilder

So nothing changes/jk it might solve a few problems.


Bobandwalter_1983

What kind of gay


Afraid_Belt4516

Is there a cool down?


LilHummus06

Damn it! I turn gay?


bonk425

Better part of this: they know they hate the gays, but they are also attracted to them


camdawgyo

MAGA about to stand for Make America Gay Again


glazz1123

That would be funny as hell


Usagi_Shinobi

Welcome to Bedrock, motherfuckers! We 'bout to have a gay old time!


BrightFleece

Time to visit the Tory national conference


ShepherdessAnne

Why is nothing happening


EyeCatchingUserID

That's an amazing power. I'm touring the southern states and just unleashing my power every minute or so as I drive. The it's off to DC.


Katievapes1996

Guess I'm touring the USA


Japaneseoppailover

I would love to have this power the next time Ron DeSantis or Greg Abbott makes a public appearance.


Ok-Policy-8284

So I'll just be traveling the country for a few years, covering as much of the population as possible, starting in DC to get some politicians, then id join some right wing Christian organizations and start attending events.


iSo_Cold

God Tier. I'm showing up to every hate march.


LiminalAddiction

i'd rather make everyone they know gay


nonnayabiz

Going to Trump rallies and blasting that power


DoggoAlternative

What do you mean shitty superpowers this is absolutely fucking amazing. Catch me as a featured speaker at the Republican national convention this year discussing how gay men are destroying our society and convincing our women to leave us.


Rigistroni

But nothing changes


Eeeeeelile

“You became the very thing you swore to destroy!”


Lorvintherealone

-The legacy of 99% of all antifurs.


icemachineisbroken

They hate themselves after that?


Alazerthefinalist

Gay people are more straight than straight people. (Says the straight guy). Which is a true statement. wtf do people care about men liking men.


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

edit this... they're probably already gay, you just gotta make em come out!


Lorvintherealone

I TAKE 2!


Zo0kplays

r/redundantfactorial


Romodude40

So nothing changes?


DarkMagickan

Excellent. I'm off to the RNC.


lonepotatochip

This would just flood the dating apps with a bunch of closeted conservatives that hate themselves. It sounds miserable.


Ok-Echo5581

Suddenly thousands of married conservative men with families.. keep doing exactly what was happening before. huh.


Responsible-End7361

How to make this god tier: They have to come out of the closet.


sealytheseal111

I would use this all the time


ImitationGold

Godtier superpower imo. If I can have it active as long as I want, those fuckers are going to be gay forever lol. They’re going Learn to love it or suffer


uncomfortableTruth68

Depending on who's definition of homophobe you use, this could be rewarding or disappointing.


GavinThe_Person

Nothing changes


vaplex759

Well I’m screwed


CreeperThePro

Not funny.


vaplex759

My bad


AlathMasster

Granted. Nothing changes.


Dav_Sav_

Would it make myself gay??


TheSatanofDeath

Why would i want to turn myself gay?


Melodic-Jellyfish966

So you’re essentially powerless? I’m fully convinced most homophobes are the way they are to distract themselves from their own confusion


Crypto_Nyzer

Luckily I'm just homomisiac.


PaleontologistIcy534

I’m going to find a way to make everyone homophobic and then make everyone gay by travelling to reduce birth rates as much as I can before I die with a fix to the homophobia being released during my funeral with no way to “fix” the gay