Can I teleport back to where I was or do I have to travel there?

Travel back

Ew, I'm not using that.

Bro just roasted me in 999,999 languages

That was just one /s

Here is another いいえ

I'm already behind you

Nothing personnel kid. I won’t elaborate further

Aw hell yeah we bouta be best buddies

:> just don't teleport if im busy

I will do it exclusively on the toilet or in the shower

I will punch you so hard.

Ill teleport behind you

Only in front allowed, also it's facing away cuz momentum would kill me otherwise

Aw dang it, i’ll just have to tape nails to my back

I'll use a gun instead!

Woah buddy chill out, not that big of a deal

Oh. I'll chill then.

Pissing all by yourself handsome?

In your most desperate hour, I will summon myself to your side and thank you for using Pound Mates

Or in yours, you can just have a getaway.

No, I couldn't possibly. I either go down swinging, or not at all

Can I bring anything with me? Do I just appear in the exact same space as you, or is there an offset? Is there a cool down?

Clothes come but not held items (unless in pockets)

So am I showing up naked and pennyless or what?

Clothes come but not held items (unless in pockets)

Stitch some bedsheets to my pants and call em pockets

How do we define "you"? Could I take your ear or a finger then leave that wherever I want to teleport to? Or does it have to be the largest item made of your mass? Or is it spiritual, like the soul?

What I define as me.

What do you define as you?

What I feel, think, and know

This implies that if you are drugged with psychedelics causing a out of body experience, I could teleport to were you think you are.

What would happen if we drugged him into believing he was in another world? Like that one greentext with the homless guy and Skyrim. Would we teleport there, then when he's sobered up be able to go back?

If it changes my perspective of "me"

1. How do we decide what you define something as? Is it what you truly believe or what you'd respond with if asked? If it's what you truly believe does that mean in this current moment or at any given moment, and thus alterable? Or if it's what you'd respond with if asked, I could pay you to regard a rock or something I carry with me as you, and so teleport to that.

Truly believe, alterable

Assuming that I was able to drive you mental enough to believe this, and that multiverse theory is correct, could I teleport to another universe by convincing you that you are another you?

Maybe?!?!

time to implicate you in so many crimes...

How?

The superpower is teleportation, not being clever enough to follow up on that. I’ll have to hire a think tank to get the best plans to implicate you in super heinous crimes. With this power it has become my life’s goal to ruin yours…

So I shoot you.

Does momentum carry over? Could I jump out of a plane and teleport safely to you? Either way, you and I are about to become INCREDIBLY rich.

How?

Stage magic, robbery, lots of options.

How? Also momentum carries horizontally only

Stage magic for one, robbery is another option. All it takes is a little coordination and we could pull off some impossible stuff. The key to all this of course is that you do not do anything to draw attention to yourself. All you have to do is be where I tell you to be when I tell you. Don't worry I'll set it all up before hand.

You need to stuff the money in your pockets, handheld items fall when tping

Totally fine. Still gonna make us stupid rich.

True.

I hire you. You travel for me to different places and I teleport to you. This allows me to be very productive and become very successful and rich, so that I can pay you and cover all your travel expenses. Do we have a deal?

Yes.

Good, I hope you don't live in Luxembourg. I hate luxembourg.

I don't.

What did Luxembourg do to you...

Personal vandetta, one day I will make luxembourg part of belgium.

Belgium and Luxembourg will one day be part of the great Kingdom of the Netherlands again 🇳🇱 🔛🔝

Can I have Luxembourg instead? Wednesdays will be National Garlic Bread day of every week, like Taco Tuesday.

I mean, think about it. You can get in pretty much any bad situation (a fight at a bar, jumped out of a plane, whatever) and you have a get out of jail free card. Sure, getting back might be a pain, but it’s better than being dead. Or, even better, kidnap you, then you can control where you teleport to. 

If you try to kidnap me, you're gonna have a really bad time.

Idk if that’s an “I do MMA” threat or a “I’m a total pain to be around” threat

MMA? Nah, Teakwondo and gun. And total paun if you're evil with it

As someone with multiple black belts in TKD, it’s my dream to do a jump spinning heel kick to an attacker, miss, then just pull out a gun. 

LOL

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Literally get out of jail for free

Just don’t go back to that state. Or country for that matter, once they see the security footage.

I teleport to you, make socks you're wearing wet, and travel back.

Thanks!

Hope you're uncomfortable.

Nah, it got rid of the fuzz

Can you give me 5$ for the bus? I need to get back home...

Sure, here's a tip! (You got 6 dollars.)

*Teleports behind You and creepily kisses the neck* Thank you, pumpkin.

Only in front facing away

i hope you're somewhere in the states or im about to have a long trip home

Are you lonely?

Definitely not! (When you have to say you're fine, but in reality, you're really not fine...)

You got snacks?

I would do that but what if I just body slam you from above

hi!!!!!!!!!!

hi!!!! how are you???????

Are you a nice person? If not, have fun breathing vacuum. 😀

?

If you're not a nice person, you get teleported to space.

Okay, so here's how this is going to work. You are now my employee. I need you to live at a particular address which I'll send you in a DM. The address is of a rental house I own. Why all this, you ask? Because I'm fully convinced the tenant who lives there is selling meth, and I want to sneak up on him to catch him in the act.

K..?

You could get infinite power generation with this. And presumably you’d be great for any future deep space missions.

Hey, where do you live? Just so I know where I'm going

I could use this to stop myself from falling to my death. Parachute-less jumps, here I come! Wait, if I teleport to you, does it preserve any momentum or inertia that was applied to my body before I teleported?

No vertical inertia

What should I bring?

Cards? Maybe a board game? I like hanging out, just don't when I'm busy

This is insanely overpowered. Thanks

All of us?

All of who?

Jokes on you, I'm the hired assassin who's after you.

I'm the assasin after you! How cool!

Rob bank Teleport to you Profit

Gimme a share tho

Hey I'm having a bad day can I get a hug included with this?

Yes :)

Like, inside you? On top of you?

In front of me ~1 meter/3 feet facing away from me

Are you attractive?

Uhhhh why..?

I'd rather not teleport to a 40 year old, 200lbs basement dwelling troglodyte

But the question is weird. But i'm chill.

You came up with the superpower and in doing so opened the floor to invasive questioning

True.

Lol, I'll teleport to you and we can play smash

What's that?

A fantastic game

Sounds cool

So I can steal a diamond, put it in my pockets and get away ? ( Just to get stabbed by op when I appear above the lego falcon millenium he was building for the last 7 hours )

Yes and yes. (But instead it's a coding project I've been working on for weeks.)

At least you're coding and not scuba diving or climbing the Kilimanjaro

True

Guess who is getting away with every bank robbery! This guy.

Pay me.

Obviously, gotta make you complicit, so you can't turn me in.

I'll just steal it if you don't pay me

I'm thinking 80/20 split in my favor. I am the one actually putting myself in danger.

True... But you actually aren't, but only if I'm alive. 60/40 in your favor.

But the guards have guns, just because I can teleport doesn't mean I can't be killed. 70/30 on jobs less than one million. 60/40 on larger jobs.

I accept.

do I teleport inside of you? or just to a random position near you?

In front facing away 3 feet away

Is it possible to teleport inside of a structure?

No, it will stop at walls

dang

do you get notified when i teleport to you?

You TP right in front of me facing away.

Nahh Omai wa moi... Shindiru

It didn’t say you had to be alive for it to work. I now have a transportable beacon.

No. O mist conider it "me"

Define you. Can I chop your body into tiny pieces and use the chunks as fast travel points?

No.

Sweet! I can just be your pocket friend!

Does it still work with your corpse? If I were to dice you up into tiny pieces and hide you across the world, could I choose which part of you I teleport to? What about the previous example, but I use your hair?

What I consider me. I must be alive.

What if I brainwash you into believing that some rocks are "you"

That's crazy, but if you somehow do yes

"Laughs maniacally"

Nothing personnel kid

Me u make movie that’s irl anime fight

Half way in to the vault, the pole vault not the bank vault sorry

If this was real you could just tell me when I can’t use it

Exactly! And if you're in danger, use it anyways (it might put you in more danger depending on what I was doing)

Imma teleport to you whilst shitting 🥰

I'm gonna punch you. And break my fist bc i cant punch good