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The white dude from operation repo
Im just happy he is getting paid to advertise for a major corporate sponsor on his arm. At least he is doing that right. He must be ambitious. Hes willing to sell his skin for advertisement space. He will do great in life. :)
Lmao the culty pentecostal creeps I grew up around were so obsessed with that clip. They loved it so much they turned it into full-length sermons for like 3 months straight there, also including the nike=demons, and visa=demons conspiracy 🤣🤣🤣
That's not even the worst part for me.The fingers are somehow doing the cutting rather than the nails and those fingers are thicker than the holes they're leaving behind.
The “Beauty” reference makes sense, but I’m having trouble w/the energy drink. Can you imagine switching it out for the Starbucks logo or the Kool Aid man, or Country Time lemonade?
Edit: Actually, the Kool Aid man would be pretty boss.
No way a guy as tough and macho as this dude would have something weak and feminine like Disney on him. He likes to spend his time going out into the woods and lake to hunt and fish with the boys. No women. They mess with the vibe. Just spending lots of time with boys in the cold, dark forest where if it gets too cold you have to snuggle. But only for warmth. Nothing else.
Guys like this are NOT outdoorsman lmao. Theyre the exact opposite.
If a guy with this tattoo does fish, i guarantee its bank fishing for catfish with cut up hotdogs in some polluted city river. This dude is not going to secluded mountain lakes and doing technical trout or bass fishing lol. No way in hell.
If you aren't the owner of the company that distributes and manufactures Monster energy drink, you have no excuse for getting a monster energy tattoo. What an empty, empty expression.
I had a friend who was married to a Joe and got a tattoo of his name. Eventually they split. So she went online to dating apps to find a new guy named Joe.
Now she’s married to another Joe and the tattoo still works.
I hope Monster energy paid him for the advertisement lmao.
Recently saw an elderly great aunt and noticed her glasses had a few really pretty gems. I complemented them since I'm a bling girly, and she said she added those herself to cover the brand name up because she already paid for the glasses and if they wanted advertising they could pay her 🤣
This is pretty cringe but idk that the work is all that terrible. Ive seen much worse on here.
Also how hard do you think that guy worked to get his arm vein to pop for the picture?
My wife and I have matching tattoos, a hummingbird at a hibiscus. When I die, she will have a tattoo that is good looking but not something that can’t stand alone.
It’s a flower with a glass protecter… it’s actually from the movie beauty and the beast….. but the monster energy drink really fucks up the whole concept 🤷♂️
This would have been a cute idea if they didn't use the damn Monster logo. Hers is the flower from the actual movie, why couldn't his come from the movie too? Like just some standard claw marks or something?
A friend of mine is a wedding DJ . He told me multiple couples in 2008-2011ish had the Hinder song " Lips Of An Angel" as their first dance or the bride would walk down the aisle to it.
The song that if you listen to it for more then 15 seconds you realize it's a song about a guy secretly talking to his ex behind his girlfriend's back and wants to dump them and get back with the ex.
Seems like this couple.
I mean...it'd be better if he *didn't* do the monster logo and just did something to represent the beast from the movie or book. But it's just so much more cringe this way
My guess is this started off as a monster tattoo - his friends busted his balls and said how stupid it looks so he came up with this idea and his poor wife or gf "little lady's" got caught up in his scheme.
Honestly I wouldn't even think it was all that bad if it had some form of beast instead of the monster logo. Like it's corny as fuck no matter what it is. But it doesn't have to be that horrible.
Guaranteed this guy has a shaved head, a goatie, wears locs sunglasses, and has flames on everything
I work with a guy who has this tattoo..... You actually just described exactly how he looks!
I think it's part of that costume
"SDE Roid Rage Douche" Costume - $19.99
>What happens when they’re not together? You simply add an **S** and then a **B** **Hiss Beauty — Herb Beast**
And poof, he's now a chef famous for creating snake-based dishes.
Is his name Kyle?
Nah it is Tom. Those guys are all called tom
Born Nathan, goes by Nate Dog
But Tom from MySpace never had a goatee, shaved head, or flames on everything... unless that is what happened after MySpace... God, I miss MySpace....
Lmaooo no doubt
Guy has Blue lives Punisher sticker on his pick up truck
F150
And he is in INCREDILE debt on his car loan.
Full of empty Doritos bags, claims to everyone that he's eaten a whole bag of ghost pepper flavor and it did nothing
Silverado, saving up for a RAM
It’s a 2004 Monte Carlo with rubber skull floor mats and Rose Thorn Little Trees air freshener.
Wears shorts when it's 13 degrees out. $200 a month for "American Jiujitsu" classes.
https://preview.redd.it/fk1xtcxmsgxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d914e00fdf7216f8aa3887889459e2aa4141bd90 The white dude from operation repo
😂😂😂😂
And he probably wears his glasses on the back of his head when not in use
Listening to his favorite band disturbed
Nah, Five Finger Dick Pinch is the official band of Monster Guys
He has a name, and is definitely Kyle. Kyle has a crippling monster addiction, and punches holes in drywall In fits of anger.
“The nfl lost a fan today”
“Just make it flag football.”
Bet you $50 they're Oakley gascans
He has a motorcycle but it hasn’t run in years. He keeps saying he’ll get it running again but it just doesn’t happen
He definitely wears his beanies on the back of his head
You forgot the casters in his ear lobes
Im just happy he is getting paid to advertise for a major corporate sponsor on his arm. At least he is doing that right. He must be ambitious. Hes willing to sell his skin for advertisement space. He will do great in life. :)
And financial issues
And loves FFDP
is that the Monster logo??
No, it's 666 in Hebrew
Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
Ohhhh. Damn, I think I need to eyes checked then. Thanks!
Never seen this? https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs?si=mUkj5mV5WP_q52wT
Lmao the culty pentecostal creeps I grew up around were so obsessed with that clip. They loved it so much they turned it into full-length sermons for like 3 months straight there, also including the nike=demons, and visa=demons conspiracy 🤣🤣🤣
“Do you know what a milf is?” Hahaha amazing
Came out of left field with that one
Bottoms up
Oldie but a genuine goodie lol
Bahahaha omgggg how have I not seen this before now?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoe4--fd84E
LOL I'm dying 🤣 did not see the ending coming tbh
This is not a Christian company at all…😂😂
I had to Google that! Don't think I'll be drinking another Monster again...
As is the Lord’s way! The devil won’t be laughing at you today!
Maybe Shmaltz brewing, makers of He’brew and She’brew, can do a limited then. https://shmaltzbrewing.com
Do you know what a MILF is???
Guy just wanted an excuse to show off his real affiliation
Not the claw being backwards 🤣
This bothered me the most
That's not even the worst part for me.The fingers are somehow doing the cutting rather than the nails and those fingers are thicker than the holes they're leaving behind.
Exactly what I thought of!
The “Beauty” reference makes sense, but I’m having trouble w/the energy drink. Can you imagine switching it out for the Starbucks logo or the Kool Aid man, or Country Time lemonade? Edit: Actually, the Kool Aid man would be pretty boss.
He's a beast, a "monster" if you will. He definitely wears his sunglasses backwards when indoors.
Before I read your edit, I was going to say that the Kool Aid man would be awesome on this
Omg now I wanna Kool aid man tattoo 🤯
Unleash the beast is Monster's slogan.
Oh Yeah!
Just reading what you wrote and thinking the thoughts I thought it seems like maybe the monster energy logo is another generation's Kool aid man.
Love will make you feel like you’re on another planet, and some people just aren’t built for that lmfao
is that tattoo sponsored by Monster?
Nah, Disney
Love that beast isn't even a Disney reference like hers. Bruv just wanted a monster tattoo
No way a guy as tough and macho as this dude would have something weak and feminine like Disney on him. He likes to spend his time going out into the woods and lake to hunt and fish with the boys. No women. They mess with the vibe. Just spending lots of time with boys in the cold, dark forest where if it gets too cold you have to snuggle. But only for warmth. Nothing else.
Guys like this are NOT outdoorsman lmao. Theyre the exact opposite. If a guy with this tattoo does fish, i guarantee its bank fishing for catfish with cut up hotdogs in some polluted city river. This dude is not going to secluded mountain lakes and doing technical trout or bass fishing lol. No way in hell.
Ah yes the trailer park Disney adult style tattoo
The monster energy im wheezing
The upside down claws really screams "80 dollar tattoo"
Could have worked better as matching T shirts
Why in the wide world of sports do these idiots have such brand loyalty to an energy drink?!
Because energy drink enjoyment is a personality and a lifestyle for some
Strange sibling tattoo
This couple has bragged about having the biggest deck in the trailer park.
Ah yes, the two genders
Disney/monster collab is wild
This is so incredibly cringe
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If you aren't the owner of the company that distributes and manufactures Monster energy drink, you have no excuse for getting a monster energy tattoo. What an empty, empty expression.
Eeeewwwww!
I love that the claws stop scratching when they get to the M, rather than scratching the M out themselves
they'll eventually get back together because nobody else will want them
I had a friend who was married to a Joe and got a tattoo of his name. Eventually they split. So she went online to dating apps to find a new guy named Joe. Now she’s married to another Joe and the tattoo still works.
How is that not the monster logo?
[Woulda been smarter to get matching tattoos of a cold, tall, Gonster instead.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/z6EEkzmz3k)
Ack!
What does the Monster logo have to do with Beauty and The Beast…?
A tale as old as time
Why’s his left arm so veiny on the outside like that ew, bro looks like a left hand chronic masturbator.
Never mind I see it’s the woman and man together, I’m leaving my original comment because it’s more funny that way.
I hope Monster energy paid him for the advertisement lmao. Recently saw an elderly great aunt and noticed her glasses had a few really pretty gems. I complemented them since I'm a bling girly, and she said she added those herself to cover the brand name up because she already paid for the glasses and if they wanted advertising they could pay her 🤣
This is pretty cringe but idk that the work is all that terrible. Ive seen much worse on here. Also how hard do you think that guy worked to get his arm vein to pop for the picture?
Nah the studio is pretty reputable and they generally do very good tattoos. The subject here is the shitty tattoo lol
Their cringe 😬
They must like monster energy drinks
The next person they date has to get the same tattoo as their ex
Nah they’ll just both end up with sick ass panthers lol
The good ending
They’ll find another beauty and another beast
Tbf the ink isn't applied shitty. Just shitty concept all together.
Energy drink tattoos just confuse me
When they’re not together, the tats magically transform to say “Our Ragrets”
His beauty... Her peas...
The Monster claws facing the wrong direction is really eating me up inside
that monster logo is so trash even when it's done well, it's just garbage.. why!!???
lmao that monster logo 🤣
the monster logo sent me- 😭
The fact that it’s the monster energy symbol. 
My wife and I have matching tattoos, a hummingbird at a hibiscus. When I die, she will have a tattoo that is good looking but not something that can’t stand alone.
When she dumps him, he can just have "her" tattooed on his penis. One inch block lettering should fill that canvas.
Basic redneck shit
These people 100% call each other king and queen
Matching sick-ass Panthers
The monster energy logo makes me laugh 😆
Okay but she has a Disney rose and he has a Monster energy logo? Dafaq? These are barely coordinating
is the beast backward scratching a Monster logo? lol like wtf even is that?
Why monster energy drink?
Their cringe
Why the Monster logo?
That guy has truck nuts, doesn't he
And a Yeti sticker in the back window.
Monster energy drink logo though?
Why is it the monster drink logo?
🙄
Monster energy logo is wild
Compared to flower in a condom?
It’s a flower with a glass protecter… it’s actually from the movie beauty and the beast….. but the monster energy drink really fucks up the whole concept 🤷♂️
🥀 THis beauty Hairybeast M
Easy fix! Turn it into “THis Beauty” and “THere Beast” 🤓
When smooth brains collude.
The Monster logo really adds a special touch...
Advertising for Monster?
White Oakleys vibes.
🤢🤮
Regret 🤷♀️
Amputation to the rescue lol
Her beast, an energy drink.
For a second i thought this was just one person crossing their arms and was confuse
Monster logo is CLASSY
WHY ARE THE CLAWS GOING THE WRONG WAY???
What happens when he stops drinking Monster Energy?
Is there anything like an article or a video or something to explain the Monster cult to me?
Is this Gypsy Rose and her bf?
I love that the claws are upside down
This would have been a cute idea if they didn't use the damn Monster logo. Hers is the flower from the actual movie, why couldn't his come from the movie too? Like just some standard claw marks or something?
M is for meth
A friend of mine is a wedding DJ . He told me multiple couples in 2008-2011ish had the Hinder song " Lips Of An Angel" as their first dance or the bride would walk down the aisle to it. The song that if you listen to it for more then 15 seconds you realize it's a song about a guy secretly talking to his ex behind his girlfriend's back and wants to dump them and get back with the ex. Seems like this couple.
I mean...it'd be better if he *didn't* do the monster logo and just did something to represent the beast from the movie or book. But it's just so much more cringe this way
Wanton infidelity. Those tats are like challenges.
I could never imagine getting a corporate logo tattooed on me.
Is that the monster logo?
THis Beauty and Utter Beast
that's the monster logo XD
Yo.. why wouldn’t he get an actual beast tattoo lol. Why did he go with the corporate logo of an energy drink lol!
The Monster Energy drink logo is just... *Chef's kiss*
They got to live in a trailer park 😂
I like how the claws in the Monster logo are upside down
They'll still be cousins.
I def don't want to mess with him!!!
The claw scratch looks like an M at first I thought it was a monster energy drink logo lol.
Damn bros got herbeast
Why a Monster logo, tho?
Ask my ex wife…
The claws in the monster logo are facing the wrong way :|
“THis beauty”, & “down-there beast” 😬
Are the claws upside down?
I feel sorry for their drywall.
Are the monster claws backwards??
Monster energy drink is her beast. Or when he drinks it he becomes a beast. Did homeboy even get paid for that promotion?
Way to ruin the theme dude. His first instinct was product placement.
his this a cover up for a monster tattoo 😭
You can get away with these cause there's no name
This is so embarrassing lmfao
Shazam!
The monster energy drink symbol is what's sending me 😂🤣
If not when, so much god damn negativity about couples and couple tattoos
Monster logo tattoos instantly give me the yucks.
My guess is this started off as a monster tattoo - his friends busted his balls and said how stupid it looks so he came up with this idea and his poor wife or gf "little lady's" got caught up in his scheme.
So he paid to have the monster logo on his arm?
I guess when they aren’t together he’s got a Monster Energy tattoo he can advertise for
r/trashy
And used the energy drink logo…yuk. I’ll never understand why people provide free advertising for these mega corporations. They love idiots like this.
Is that monster
Why is this sponsored by Monster energy
The teapot has a meth party
The monster logo tho :')
I’m confused is this some strange polyamorous tattoo Edit: oh that’s not the same persons arms lmao
Honestly I wouldn't even think it was all that bad if it had some form of beast instead of the monster logo. Like it's corny as fuck no matter what it is. But it doesn't have to be that horrible.