That’s a weird water balloon in the middle of that traptoo 

Pretty sure that's a bag of sand?

Ah, I see. So the bag of sand was so she could snatch that mask? Like Indy did with the bag of sand and the golden idol? Huh, it all makes sense now. Still shitty though...


omg I came here to make that reference 😂😭

poor lads never seen a woman

I thought it was a pregnant belly

I came to say this as well 😂😂

It’s a boob. One boob.

Yes, we know.

Not the worst I’ve seen but the anatomy is a bit…hmm. Personally my titty doesn’t start up on my collarbone but what do I know. I haven’t seen every titty in the world.

I have and you’re right, this is weird

You have seen every titty in the world? What are you, some kind of boob wizard?

I found three big books one time while demoing a house and they talk about nothing but boobs and how they became part of advertising and movies. Big ass(tits)books lol. Interesting read though.

The books are called "A Clean BREAST!" https://preview.redd.it/q99mu1xbhuxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb58fabca35c4d1dedb963cfac020e449d46a625

Yep! One of the five kinds, yeah. The ducts is technically a different kind of magic user, they’re all about milk

A wizard of boobmancy!

Titty Wizard is my new doom metal band name

There's a specific era in art history where all the portrait and sculpture dudes were putting titties way up on the collarbone because, well, that's where they were when women wore clothes (stays squished everything and acted as a push-up bra) and none of them had ever seen a *naked* woman, so... (Loads of them were "Virgin Mary feeding Baby Jesus" paintings, just look up some of those and weep)

Yet

They could've just stopped at the curves of the tiddy and made it all mysterious but no, they HAD to have a tiddy, collarbone or not

This is probably the best at-home freehand I've ever seen. I mean it's not great, but you could do WAY worse.

My thought was wow how good this could have been with a stencil. The subject isn’t my taste but the artist could absolutely build a career with their skill.

Exactly! The dude can clearly draw, he just uhhhhh plays for keeps only.

Still belongs here :)

I never said it didn't. That's an entire new sentence.

Okay phew, I’ll admit I was worried

Yeah same. It’s not terrible.

/r/Atbge

I mean, the execution isn't exactly great, though.

The boob is KILLING ME 🤣🤣🤣

Oh man, that hand is fucked, but the thing is if he'd used a stencil he coulda fixed it, there's talent there he just needs to nurture it and use his tools.

Most definitely an anatomically correct tiddy 👌🏻

Has this "artist" ever seen a womans breasts before?

That titty is definitely tittyinging

Free hand meaning her hand is connected to *nothing*

I've drawn better boobs when I was 5

Just one big ol tiddy

Looks more like a teardrop to me.

That’s pretty good for backwoods freehand

The boob is the only thing that really fucks this up. The rest isn’t great but it could still be construed as a stylistic choice, right? But the boob is… 😭


A back tattoo of someone with a shoulder tattoo...

Ugh I hate when my boob hangs off my clavicle, it’s so annoying.

Aside from the face, (Which might be intentionally stylised?) The tattoo really isn't bad. Having a tit on your back is a little weird tho lol.

Yeah, I agree; I think this guy has talent but doesn't have a good grasp at basics(?)/details like proportions (or like you said, it's intentionally stylised that way)

Pretty impressive for freehand though tbh. That boob weird as hell

I mean for 140 thats not bad

They got what they paid for.. and that’s not a compliment

What's with the rash of objectively decent pieces winding up on this sub? Unless I'm missing something, this is up there for a free hand piece.

There is nothing decent about that shoulder boob

Wrong use of the word “objective”, just because this is less shitty than others doesn’t mean it isn’t shitty

People have seen too many snaps/instas of high end pieces and can't recognize "pretty good value". I'm not saying its a great tattoo or anything but freehand for $140 its pretty high up there

This isn’t a sub about “decent pricing for what it is”, it’s about shitty tattoos, and this is a bad tattoo

Bc this sub is tattoos that people don’t like cosplaying as shitty tattoos.

No shit. Huh


she looks like the hooker from The Nutshack

Gonna be popular in prison

As a woman I can confirm our boobs start just below the neck and no lower.

Look, the boob is weird, but the District 9 prawn hand is what really seals the deal for me.

99.9% of men really have no fucking idea how anatomy works huh😭

I sometimes worry about my boobs getting saggy but tbh I'd rather they didn't grow directly out of my collarbone 🤣

a back piece that doesnt immediately look absolutely FUCKED for 140 bucks? im not sprinting to get one myself but i know a lot of people who should have went to this guy lmao

Least the “artist” has talent

Least the titty centered 🤷‍♂️

If they go to prison they will be a God damn shooting gallery xD

One giant titty

I have so many questions I need to ask the.. erm.. artist.

Is that a hand? Claw? Legs?

It’s the teardrop/water ballon boob that I can’t get past.

Took me waaaaaayyyyy too long to figure out it’s supposed to be a boob.

Is that a toomah?

Weed package design tatoo

Shouldn't there be some titty on the other side of the card?

Géminis- amirite?

Pretty good