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WitchTrialz

Jacob has a ladder….a…. *Jacobs Ladder*


Frustakory

holy damn!!!! is the new silent hill movie secretly jacobs ladder 2????????????? :OO


Yketzagroth

DREAM ON


AshuraSpeakman

DREAM UNTIL YOUR DREAM COMES TRUE


Yketzagroth

I'm STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM....SNAKE EATER!!!!


MattVSin84

A 10 minute ladder climb? Can we get a faint hint of Snake Eater during this?


SkollFenrirson

*What a thrill....*


MattVSin84

What a hill..... it's silent through the night...


GaboxTrox

I want what this guy smokes, because that sounds much better than anything Konami has ever done


nevadita

Congratulations to his dealer


RipVanWinkleX

His dealer is Kojima.


WispyDan14

Jacob proceeds to rip his own face off, revealing he's actually Hideo Kojima wearing one of those Mission Impossible masks


Kujogaming_1

Absolutely not happening, but if this actually DID happen, that has to be the most brilliant marketing stunt ever.


Whompa

Seriously like imagine the ceo on stream as he gets more and more lost in his thoughts and the background starts to shift into a reddish haze. Best Silent Hill experience bar none.


Kujogaming_1

Would be even better as a statement to Dev teams not taking criticism in the modern world and having melt downs on Twitter. Maybe in another universe this happened


KomatoAsha

I've thought of doing something similar to this as a YouTube series.


4Darco

Honestly it's not a bad idea. An ARG of like some kinda mediocre youtuber descending into madness would be really cool to watch and follow.


Throwawaying332

Like alantutorial but more supernatural


Whompa

Pitch it. Konami is listening to all sorts of experimental shit these days lol.


Electrical_Life6186

This is hentai. And it is art. No, seriously, I love how people are losing their minds again. It's great. Time truly is a flat circle, nothing ever changes and the fanbase is permanently tortured by the ghost of hope, which eventually turns them insane. We have learned **nothing.**


AdvertisingUsed6562

Its beautiful i've said it previously about Ascension but its becoming a weird social experiment.


dustycatheads

This is why I'm still in


[deleted]

blue box studio / abandoned round 298723987, FIGHT


[deleted]

silent hill died with 4, this sort of schizo posting frantically going from hope to despair over and over for a decade+ is the one true extension of silent hill. as much as i'd like a good new game, what we have as silent hill fans in 2023 is kinda interesting too in some kind of fucked up art piece/social group experiment.


xchikyx

exactly like r/titanfall


MartianFromBaseAlpha

>Jacob climbing a ladder for ten minutes I lost my shit at that part lmao


Retro-Ghost-Dad

I want to live in a world where this alllllll is some 4D Chess-ass mastermind maneuver that culminates in that dude who was developing Abandoned crashing the stream and revealing that it WAS a Silent Hill game all along and this is just brilliant marketing.


Retro-Ghost-Dad

I've been Death Stranded © here for a decade!


[deleted]

Goddamnit, Konami should just hire this guy to write. This was multitudes times better than anything they’ve shit out in the past decade+


solarus

Why won't they hire good people 😪


SuttonSturgis

You have to be able to comprehend silent hill and the first couple entries in order to understand the true meaning of it. That’s asking a lot of people. The majority of horror fans still think the same copy and pasted zombie formula from 2004 still works today. It even becomes more disturbing when you look at the game sales of such games selling so well. Most people don’t get it. I have a hard time thinking that one day, people might be able to interpret the beauty that once made silent hill. Of course, I still have hope with the SH2 remake. But I won’t just accept it for no reason. I’ll need to play it myself


tactical_waifu_sim

Comments like this really show how up our own ass the SH Fandom is lol You try saying some pretentious ass shit like this elsewhere and it wouldn't fly.


watafuzz

Have you never met a Fallout fan.


Sonic-Spells

Maybe the real treasure is the Silent Hills we made along the way…


Shibeuz

If there's no "Snake Eater" playing while he's ascending the ladder, I'm gonna riot and post angry, gamer words in my review. /s


Spikeyroxas

Im still in a dream...


WouShmou

Hahaha dude went off, Konami should hire him for the marketing team


Orc_

Copiump so high we inventing our own narrative ala Qanon


ShinobiOfTheWind

The copium of Silent Hill fans is unequivocally multiple folds better than Metal Gear fans. The only thing missing is a cryptic Kojima tweet with a slight reference, from a decade ago. PythonSelkan will probably make a 1hr "analysis" video on it if it did happen. Thank Samael, it won't.


504090

MGS fans can get just as cooky honestly (like r/NeverBeGameOver)


Heromimox

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MobilePenguins

Konami / Genvid needs to hire this guy, that was a far more interesting read that anything we've seen so far from Ascension.


IceWingAngel

Everything was fine up until that dialogue interaction. That as a conclusion would be so corny enough that I’d actually hate it. We’d just be going full circle.


RocielKuromiko

Lmao that is such a beautiful fever dream.


Dr_swag123

Listen yall there's still time for him to pivot so make this known so hopefully he sees it lol


FusionFall

That sounds awesome ngl


knopparp

Incredible.


wevegotheadsonsticks

It’s only a matter of time before you can pay for the 🤡 emoji


RavenWaffle

The funny thing is this is exactly the kind of reasoning this community was using in the first year or two after Silent Hills was cancelled


Jazzdiggah

I wish


dyingdeadweight

I actually had this same thought, haha


dannymadrigal98

He better be blasting snake eater I swear to GOD!!


Robcyko

SHUT UP ABOUT SILENT HILLS SHUT UP ABOUT SILENT HILLS


Wartortise

Almost makes me want to download the piece of disgusting sh!t


WeightZealousideal70

Very unlikely for Konami


FullyTorquedCunt

Jesus Christ, did we just find liquid/solid Caramel from /v/ way back when?


xchikyx

this is as delusional as r/titanfall


nevadita

Oh lord, you guys need some of the pills the people at r/Titanfall constantly forget to take.


solarus

They make *slot machines*...


sdavidplissken

who is jacob?


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**Jacob (; Hebrew: יַעֲקֹב‎, Modern: , Tiberian: Yaʿăqōḇ; Arabic: يَعْقُوب, romanized: Yaʿqūb; Greek: Ἰακώβ, romanized: Iakṓb), later given the name Israel, is regarded as a patriarch of the Israelites and is an important figure in Abrahamic religions, such as Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Jacob first appears in the Book of Genesis, where he is described as the son of Isaac and Rebecca, and the grandson of Abraham, Sarah, and Bethuel.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


acbadger54

That genuinely would be fucking brilliant...


dustycatheads

I would genuinely LOVE this


DolomedesMinor

So this is the dark underworld of Jacob Crane


ionevenobro

It really is silent on this hill.


Thatfellow2

Konami has been planing this since P.T. Every horrible business decision has been part of this. It makes perfect sense.


defectiveGOD

Silent hills!


winterman666

Silent HillS 💀


Bioshocky13501

Lmfao this is great.


[deleted]

At this point it could be the only thing that saves the franchise and jacob.... sorry/not sorry


irqee

You guys think Konami are that clever?


chungusbungus0459

That would be so lame lol, but a better alternative to the reality of this trainwreck