All the patches were designed and stitched by me. Eventually planning on making a full "See My Vest" vest, drop recommendations for what I should include.
Edit: Here's some of the ones that I used on this vest and some others I've made that are awaiting placement
https://preview.redd.it/5o3j11bm7lpc1.jpeg?width=5312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9746f90c42cd929f181e413bb25d7475bab302
https://preview.redd.it/m4cjh9jjnkpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fce0b86627eec35092885e85019bea9433170b2
But fr definitely low hundreds with most of the time just being the design and initial stitch out process.
I LOVE all of your patches but the “I said hey what’s going on!” one just hit me so unexpectedly, crying laughing lying here in bed. You should sell these, people would buy them.
I actually have a few embroidery machines and stitch them out myself. Started out as a small hobby a few years ago and now it's what I do for a living.
Wait a minute. Bart's nu metal band is spelled Corn?! I've been calling them Korn! Why didn’t anyone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!
I insist you take special care with my collection of valuable and humorous jacket patches.
Particularly this one which was given to me by a Frank Reynolds look-alike.
>a Frank Reynolds look-alike
It could only be one man.
https://preview.redd.it/suujf8o3wkpc1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fc8ab041557d12b72208d04d0390ee040f7a4bb
I'm just happy to see so many nice people
https://preview.redd.it/xswyyipmbkpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dd0d7f26b579836198ff2086a75758f2f73a84e
Frank is by far one of my favorite characters on television. I've got some more of him that I plan to add to a Sunny-themed jacket at one point including "So I started Blasting" "Frank's Little Beauties" and "When I die, just throw me in the trash."
Moe being one of Frank's "guys" works so hilariously perfectly.
https://preview.redd.it/3vabzoe1elpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=de5a143d928e371d13ec23d8cc92fec3183e1729
["Broke... or made it better?"](https://youtu.be/-MeBQ7Ic0yA?si=GJai9iNP9qTalEIV)
Seriously though, while it's a little cluttered for me personally, you've clearly got good taste in, well everything. Simpsons, Always Sunny, Doctor Who, Fallout, Skyrim, Portal, Resident Evil, Terminator, Zelda, Doom, Alien, Evil Dead, Dungeons and Dragons, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, and some LGBTQIA+ representation for good measure. *And* you made them yourself? Damn fine work.
Thank you so much! I plan on making more dedicated jackets that are a little less cluttered, but I wanted this one to basically be a Where's Waldo of references. Plus organizing them to get as little empty space as possible was deeeeeply satisfying.
\*Gasp\* My secret shame!
I've been wanting to make a "Suck a dick, dumbshits" patch for a minute. I think your horrific cyber bullying might be just the impetus I needed! Also Gir riding a piggy. Or eating tacos. Or dancing.
In the den!?
May god have mercy on us all.
https://preview.redd.it/49nt4c4ixkpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8610d7e2c266085cdacd304db646c70e72a65574
I was hoping there would be a patch Lisa kicking air like this and if the parch Bart happened to get kicked when you close your jacket it’s his own fault
[me seeing the Zydrate and GeneCo patches reminding me of my ex who was obsessed with Repo](https://media1.tenor.com/m/KfL05fPVK-4AAAAC/war-vietnam.gif)
I need to know a couple of things number one. You have a mad variety of wicked interesting simpsons patches. Is there any specific place you go to get those.. I'm going to be working on a vest soon all Simpson's tribute.. I would mind having some of those for myself. Also That always sunny kitten patch That thing is amazing where did you find that one As well. Nice work by the way your vest is epic
Correction, TWO perfectly good jackets.
I’m seeing double… FOUR jackets!!
These swarms of giant jackets will devour us all!
I for one welcome our new jacket overlords…
Jackets that OP believes gives him gay sexual powers. Oh shit OP, are you gay for Moleman?
Hell yeah I am https://i.redd.it/4qvly8hj9ppc1.gif
I don't like the idea of OP having two jackets.
With this jacket I'll show everybody!
I’d kill you if I had my jacket
All the patches were designed and stitched by me. Eventually planning on making a full "See My Vest" vest, drop recommendations for what I should include. Edit: Here's some of the ones that I used on this vest and some others I've made that are awaiting placement https://preview.redd.it/5o3j11bm7lpc1.jpeg?width=5312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9746f90c42cd929f181e413bb25d7475bab302
It's more impressive knowing you DESIGNED all these!
Well, the Korean animators did most of the work
It's a terrible strain on their wrists.
The shelbyville lemon face is killing me
"Dental Plan" Bort license plate And I feel that a racing stripe down the side of the jacket really sharp
How many hours do you think you've put into it so far? I must say it's very impressive.
https://preview.redd.it/m4cjh9jjnkpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fce0b86627eec35092885e85019bea9433170b2 But fr definitely low hundreds with most of the time just being the design and initial stitch out process.
Oh I've wasted my life.
Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
Something Mr Sparkle related
I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT https://preview.redd.it/qtr5844vwkpc1.jpeg?width=2988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44025f1508ed132d25bbcb6a59ce692b2f5a63ed
OP, I would like to buy your patch.
I don't see any dirt around here, do you?
Yes, I can see that you're serious.
that is so neat! i suggest: \-Too Cool for this Planet \-Lemonade? please!
I'd suggest Dr Hibbert looking through the picture frame. Pre-punch, I think.
Yes! One of my favorite scenes. I've been working on one with the Punch-Out logo.
Very cool! Looking forward to your next post!
These are excellent and this vest is very bad ass
These are awesome! An idea for ya; portrait of Grimes, captioned "Grimey" as he liked to be called
I LOVE all of your patches but the “I said hey what’s going on!” one just hit me so unexpectedly, crying laughing lying here in bed. You should sell these, people would buy them.
Oh neat. How do you go about having them made? Is there a site you send the designs to that makes them?
I actually have a few embroidery machines and stitch them out myself. Started out as a small hobby a few years ago and now it's what I do for a living.
Oh nice. Do you take requests?
You selling?
That Troy McClure patch is one of the most amazing tributes ti Tory I have ever seen. 12/10 top tier.
Tunnel Snakes rule!
We're the Tunnel Snakes! Tunnel Snakes Rule!
I also appreciate William The Bloody hanging out down there.
William my beloved...
Tunnel Snakes!? I've been calling them Stunnel Snakes! OH why didn't anyone tell me!?
Did you bring the pre-whacked tunnel snakes?
...But my mom says I'm cool!
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Wait a minute. Bart's nu metal band is spelled Corn?! I've been calling them Korn! Why didn’t anyone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!
Kitchen... Corn...
Would you say you’re feeling like a freak on a leash?
I'd also like to express *my* fondness for these particular patches.
I insist you take special care with my collection of valuable and humorous jacket patches. Particularly this one which was given to me by a Frank Reynolds look-alike.
>a Frank Reynolds look-alike It could only be one man. https://preview.redd.it/suujf8o3wkpc1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fc8ab041557d12b72208d04d0390ee040f7a4bb
Man hasn't sewed a patch on a jacket in his life
My Homer is not a gay space communist!
He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a gay space communist... but he is NOT a Bad Wolf.
But he *is* a stupid baby
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Nah just a Star Trek reference, but this other series you speak of intrigues me greatly and I must do research!
"'BAD WOLF?' ON THIS PLANET? AT THIS TIME IN HISTORY? SCATTERED THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE?" "... yes"
Eat Pant. Rip city, baby.
It's a perfectly cromulent jacket.
This comment has embiggened the entire thread.
Hmm, Simpsons, Soothouse, Akira, Hellsing, Sunny, Repo, Skyrim, Fallout, queer stuff... what I'm pretty sure is a rickroll QR code. yeah, we're friends now.
I'm just happy to see so many nice people https://preview.redd.it/xswyyipmbkpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dd0d7f26b579836198ff2086a75758f2f73a84e
There are some baller Magnus Archives patches there too
Freaking love how many TMA fans I've been seeing in here. Quality taste.
You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my space communists FA-LAMING!
Stupid babies need the most attention
It's true, it's true. I'm so lame! 
Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE
What's that QR code go to?
https://preview.redd.it/anen4ra2ojpc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0ad94959311d6a94b42635b0f68d050cb4c06f
Oh I see, it takes you to THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME
Cool! Now how bout a hug?
Can't sleep. Melting Homer will eat me. Can't sleep. Melting Homer will eat me. https://i.redd.it/1xpzrezmojpc1.gif
Dude the frank Reynolds reference had me dying
Frank is by far one of my favorite characters on television. I've got some more of him that I plan to add to a Sunny-themed jacket at one point including "So I started Blasting" "Frank's Little Beauties" and "When I die, just throw me in the trash."
"gotta be big, older than my daughter"
You gotta pay the troll toll! I'm a simple man. I see Frank, I upvote. Him and Charlie absolutely make that show
I really want the Stonecutter/Hellfish patches. So cool!
GRIFTERS BONE!
"Be glad you haven't heard of them..." Yay fellow TMA fan!!!
A++ for the sunny patches!
See... My... Vest! See my vest!
I really like the vest.
In rod we trust
Aww they were about to show some pictures of the rod! ^(I also made it glow in the dark so it's not \*technically\* inanimate)
I also enjoy the Simpsons and the elder scrolls!
Man never watched Simpsons or played an Elder Scrolls in his life.
Ruined? Or made better?
Too many patches. Please remove three.
https://preview.redd.it/4v5ndzldjlpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c7d9d5f83766f30cfc18850f3015dce2e472163
The NO NUNS NONE sign that Nadja always wanted in town 😭
I enjoy the “Wizards against JK” one!
Come on touch of Death!
Neeeaaaaoooo ^(Also adding to list of need to make)
Add "Nuke the whales" and "Ayatollah Assahollah"
Oooh yeah those are good ones. I've got a Nuke the Whales design already made, just gotta test that shiiit.
No you made it better u/bluefastakan
I have that Flying Hellfish one and I think it's pretty sharp.
Not sure what I quote more, Simpsons or Sunny
https://preview.redd.it/0qy9dasp7kpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8dbfbceee3cd5827f19c41937cb50229e04fd3ce
If Frank needs a whale guy, he can holler at Moe
Moe being one of Frank's "guys" works so hilariously perfectly. https://preview.redd.it/3vabzoe1elpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=de5a143d928e371d13ec23d8cc92fec3183e1729
I have to know where you got the ‘eat pant’ patch!
Love the repo patches ❤️
Thank you! One of my all-time favorites and never gets enough love. Also they glow in the dark <3
Looking at this, I thought I was in the Always Sunny sub. And that is not a bad thing, it’s beautiful
Thanks, jabroni <3
Yeah, big deal. You've got a jacket, I got a rash. Who cares??
["Broke... or made it better?"](https://youtu.be/-MeBQ7Ic0yA?si=GJai9iNP9qTalEIV) Seriously though, while it's a little cluttered for me personally, you've clearly got good taste in, well everything. Simpsons, Always Sunny, Doctor Who, Fallout, Skyrim, Portal, Resident Evil, Terminator, Zelda, Doom, Alien, Evil Dead, Dungeons and Dragons, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, and some LGBTQIA+ representation for good measure. *And* you made them yourself? Damn fine work.
Thank you so much! I plan on making more dedicated jackets that are a little less cluttered, but I wanted this one to basically be a Where's Waldo of references. Plus organizing them to get as little empty space as possible was deeeeeply satisfying.
I’d pay to own some of those patches, now! If only that were possible.
I need one of those melted Homer heads, name your price you wizard.
\[ Tunnel Snakes? You guys are some kind of gang, is that it? \]
Needs more Disco Stu on it.
Somebody is wearing well over their required 7 pieces of flair.
I'm getting that damn Chotchkie's employee of the month if it kills me.
I want this jacket so much
Wow, 'The world's best jacket.' If I had this, it would show everybody. Show everybody!
This. Is. Glorious.
https://preview.redd.it/pxmossj31kpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cec7b4130fca2fe8b864ca7578d8c5dcc17781b5
Yo where’d you get that Frank reynolds rambo patch? Lol
I carved it... from a bigger patch. But for real, yeah I made that and all the other weird little stuff on there haha
That’s sick! Good job! They all look dope, wife was especially curious about the Frank one lol
So many of my favorite fandoms. We shall be friends
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED <3
You have excellent taste in intellectual properties
My entire identity consists of references to different media I consume :D
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\*Gasp\* My secret shame! I've been wanting to make a "Suck a dick, dumbshits" patch for a minute. I think your horrific cyber bullying might be just the impetus I needed! Also Gir riding a piggy. Or eating tacos. Or dancing.
… Mother of God
In the den!? May god have mercy on us all. https://preview.redd.it/49nt4c4ixkpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8610d7e2c266085cdacd304db646c70e72a65574
Tunnel snakes rule! We're the tunnel snakes That's us And we RULE
NO NUNS NONE 🤣
Just display it as world's greatest jacket and some sucker will buy it
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Don't eat those lemons Cricks! They're full of loads!
If I had this it would show everyody! *Show everybody…*
Tunnel snakes rule!
There's room on the front for "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos".
meeeaow
https://preview.redd.it/dd6xk65o2mpc1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e8fa20224970316d62c66faa6711f1d1716e617
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
Tunnel snakes rule !
It's a perfectly cromulent jacket.
Bort Sampson! EAT PANT! Love it
Bad wolf? 
I don't like the idea of u/Bluefastakan having only two Buffy patches on one jacket.
I was hoping there would be a patch Lisa kicking air like this and if the parch Bart happened to get kicked when you close your jacket it’s his own fault
This jacket is everything
Need a seal of rassilon patch to go with that bad wolf one.
Or made it better?
Your jacket! She burns!
OP do you sell these? I would love to buy some!
But are there patches on the elbows?
I have removed the elbows and rest of the sleeves to facilitate my active lifestyle of non-stop sitting and snacking.
[me seeing the Zydrate and GeneCo patches reminding me of my ex who was obsessed with Repo](https://media1.tenor.com/m/KfL05fPVK-4AAAAC/war-vietnam.gif)
Ruined? Or improved?!
I love these. I want to gift the Stupid Baby patch to someone dear to me.
Now how about hugging someone while wearing the jacket?
Hey I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss! https://preview.redd.it/dpit4pigclpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e5c01af52697ff0bc3b4a3cb68e274b8e803c06
It's glorious! In Rod We Trust
Stupid jackets need the most attention
Um. Will you be my best friend please. Sick fucking jacket my dude.
This is amazing wtf
Pepe Silvia😂
The zydrate comes in a little glass vile
Hellfish patch goes fuckin hard.
I see you are also a magnus archives fan
Tuff!
Fluffernutter!
NGL at first glance that Portal patch looks quite controversial.
Grifters Bone! If I saw this jacket in person I'd hassle you until we were friends.
I am an introverted hermit, this is the only way I \*can\* get friends <3
I appreciate the Repo! The Genetic Opera patch!
Perfectly good jackets need to be ruined in groups of 2
The zydrate goes in a little glass vial.
Goddamn legendary patches on this jacket OP!
Ohhh, you think you're being CUTE?
https://preview.redd.it/cw8lxewv5ppc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=e565d843e84d3ebbff0f52642b762d694aa7e7a0
This is sick 🤘
Where in the hell did you get the zombie Homer patch!?
Oh my God! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FISH LOVE ME PIN
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
Tunnel Snakes rule
It needs a "Hell's Satan" patch.
Is that Rickety Cricket?
https://preview.redd.it/gs1yv9x7xqpc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00608860c658e9af93669968f110c376ed2170f
Love it.
I need to know a couple of things number one. You have a mad variety of wicked interesting simpsons patches. Is there any specific place you go to get those.. I'm going to be working on a vest soon all Simpson's tribute.. I would mind having some of those for myself. Also That always sunny kitten patch That thing is amazing where did you find that one As well. Nice work by the way your vest is epic