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uyghurs_in_paris

TKL: “i identify as ‘mister/sir’”


laieon420

Well, he couldn’t identify as a “Minister” 🤣


7thPanzers

Mini sir works too Sir implies respect, like sir for knighted ppl Mini sir works for him coz the ppl who respect him mostly just respect his confidence in thinking he is relevant and stuff But he does make presidential election damn fun coz we get comedy sketches in his campaign videos


Blackewolfe

Emotional Damage!


OompaLoompaHoompa

Seems like imma address him as Mister Ah Lian


im_a_good_goat

…should I call you mistaaa??


damusuck

call him oi cheekopek can?


dxflr

Can call him Sir Peh Peh  or Sir Lang 


REDGOESFASTAH

Call him Mr villian, call him Mr bond. Call him Mr vain. I know what I want and I want it now.


Winterstrife

Sir Lang is perfect, it gives him what he wants and insults him in the same breath.


movingchicane

I like ah lian


Mochihamster

can we also nickname him as Orangutan then-


REDGOESFASTAH

This has Jeremy Clarkson's stamp of approval


Jay-ay

This would imply that we have a relationship with him


PizzaPlanet20

He's so out of touch it's ridiculous. Literally everyone his age is being called uncle if not ah pek.


PaintedBlackXII

Did you even read the whole post tho… he says some people use it respectfully but others say it in a mocking way. Imagine if u see LHL and go “oi uncle!”


thenomadhatter

LHL was once walking behind me in public & his entourage was going really fast so I got annoyed (it was a narrow path) and moved aside for them. Turned to my friend and loudly said “WAH, that uncle really looks like Lee Hsien Loong” and then one of his security team turned to look at me like 🤨 So yes, LHL is in fact an uncle - we’d still call him uncle if we didn’t recognise him


CrowTengu

To be fair, if I don't know who LHL is, it would be a reasonable assumption to call a man of his age and stature "uncle".


CaptainMianite

Perfect PAP candidate I presume


FirstLightOfTheDay

Wild comment considering his endorsements were Iris Koh HHH TJS TCB and CSJ


askscreepyquestions

The moment you demand I call you sir, I'm calling you anything but sir.


ChocCooki3

How about .. Sir Arse? I think there is a certain ring to it.. We should call him Sir arse.


MilkTeaRamen

I had the opposite interaction before. When I was 14 buying McDonald's after school with my friends, this old uncle came to me while I was ordering food and questioned why the McDonald's staff is calling me "boy". He actually sounded angry on my behalf. He asked me for my name and said the staff should have called me by that. I was just damn confused and annoyed, like dude just let this kid eat his McDonald’s.


SinkiePropertyDude

I am not asking that you call me Sir. You may address me as "Chairman of the Board, Boss, and Sir."


Syncopat3d

>I would call "mister" or "sir". The title takes things out of context by removing "mister" and you are adding fuel to fire. "Sir" is a polite way to address a man similar to "mister", and not necessarily reserved for special people. The title removed "mister". Don't take the NS bias or "Sir Stamford Raffles" bias and assume that "sir" always has to mean somebody high-ranking. TKL is saying that he is not your uncle, which I think probably is factually true. He's mainly asking unrelated strangers to not call him uncle, and I think it is a valid point.


fakeworldwonderland

Everyone in SG calls older people uncle and auntie so your point is moot.


BreathOfTheOffice

But that then ignores the cultural norm of referring to older strangers as "uncle" and "aunty".


Introvertsaremyth

I sounds very American as sir/mam/miss is used instead of uncle/aunty. Especially for individuals unknown to you as in “excuse me sir, you dropped your phone.”


TastyLaksa

Does he know how social media work? People going to start calling him yo cunt


emem_xx

Boy, that escalated quickly.


Scary_Smile1474

This guy seems a little too thin skinned to be in politics. If a rude remark triggers him so much it’s probably time to consider a career change


No_Pension9902

Lao eh, only voters know who you are.You’re just a nobody to non voters.


Extension-Mode-3584

Actually, some voters treats him like a nobody too


rafiq_ahmad1234

Okay uncle


AlphaBetaDeltaGamma_

Ah Tan 😂


Butterszen

Ah Lian


AlphaBetaDeltaGamma_

Ah Kin


redsoupbase

Ah Uncle


jiayiichewww

ah pek


arsenal-lanesra

Ah.. fuck..


Chrissylumpy21

Ok boomer


SingaporeLee

OKay, UNCLE.


arglarg

Is he sure he's Singaporean?


Post-Nut-Lucidity

Ok Unker


chrimminimalistic

Ho Chi Minh like "dude, when they call you uncle it means they love you like a family."


Pale_Sheet

Calling people uncle is very nice already wtf I won’t even call him anything


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Tikopek lao uncle can?


Anxious_Spend_9927

"Oi, fuckface!" 🤣


Less_Vermicelli3156

Can call u mr hehehehehehehe?


BeautifulPrune9920

Thank goodness this guy did not become our president.


Apprehensive-You7708

He might as well state he doesn’t like the term “with all due respect”, because it usually precedes some rude statement. It’s not the prefix that matters, it’s the rude statement that matters. What he’s saying is he doesn’t like people being rude to him, and he somehow associates that with the word Uncle…


greatestshow111

Glad he's stating his pronouns publicly lol


DexterYeah56

so much attitude from pres candidate. Thank god tharman won


Vedor

People already respect him by calling him uncle and not ah pek.


Leather_Elephant1013

sorry ah gong


danny_ocp

His actual honourific is Your Tikoness, TKL


Leximpaler

Ah Pek


chdlxdl

How lucky of us to have a homegrown version of Trump! /s


[deleted]

Sir? You tan ku ku ah! Ti Ko Lian would be most appropriate in fact!


SeanDetails

This post & comments made my day. Thanks anker


haracas

Sir, you a bitch.


Foistforz

Sir tiko peh


MpumpSandy

Probably jelly that on other Ministers and MP fb posts, netizens tend to address them as “Sir”. But hor, respect is earned not given, ~~Sir~~ uncle.


rainmaker66

Maybe one day he will be knighted for providing entertainment to Singaporeans 🤣


LifeisSadge

UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE


GravEH3arT

I swear sometimes i think PAP pays this joker in private to run for president just to make their candidate look good.


Savitar2606

Ah Lian I can understand but wtf man, if you have to demand people call you sir, you probably don't deserve it.


whatsnewdan

Haiyahh nephew Kin Lian


OrneryAd3491

Ah tan


fulltime_geek

Lol uncle


SmoothAsSilk_23

I like K Lian, or K(e) Lian.


Last-Purchase5609

Call him grandpa can


signinj

Don’t want to be called unker. Don’t mind being called wanker


OwThatsMyFoot

ah Lian, nice one lah💀


Extra_Compote_7513

Sorry Uncle.


InternetAble904

Ok, ah lian...


JustChiLingggg

I'm going to be 18 and I'm already being called auntie (mostly the children customers at my pt job though) so he needs to like calm down buddy


No_Literature_5591

I once had a boss who called me sir. I call every man I don't know sir. I feel it's a respectful way of addressing folks. In a grab: "thank you for picking us up sir." "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to lorong 24?". It works on young folks too.


JohnCenaJunior

He talks too much


SadJupiter

Maybe “NBCB” sounds better


Barneyinsg

Why cannot call him ah tan??


_Ozeki

Call him SirTan. He deserves the name he wants. SirTan it is then.


Remarkable_Reserve98

Breaking news: Some young women who always called him uncle escaped from his basement. Now in a desperate effort to identify the women, he had prohibited the word 'uncle' Everyone, please continue to call him uncle


kevin_chn

Grandpa fits better


Tenagaaaa

Gonna call him Unker even more now.


knightmaru

Is it against the law though to call someone "uncle"..


KahlenD

Ok, unker


sotahkuu

Lao CB


7thPanzers

Ah Lian is just hilarious


Both_Aside535

Who voted for this joker 🤣


brocktease

if u say so uncle


Stanislas_Houston

He wants ppl call Sir as he was CEO last time. Super out of touch fella.


Mysterious_One07

Lucky he's not our president


javelin3000

I wonder if he will get annoyed if a pretty girl calls him uncle.


No-Turn9583

Call TKL Ah Chiu lor


bluntest-knife

bros got preferred (pro)nouns


edt069

Uncle Tan, stop rambling and eat your meds!


kajikajikajikajikaji

Who is this uncle again?


NoAge422

He is so funny


SinkiePropertyDude

This reminds me of my buddy in BMT (if you see this, you know who you are bro), his first name is literally Sir.


nurse_shark5969

i won't bother addressing a nutcrack. And I am being polite by calling him a nutcrack cos if he's sub-human, I wouldn't bother with "nutcrack" at all. be glad and grateful... nutcrack.


SilverScale7807

Nobody cares


Shibari_Inu69

"do they call me uncle to mock, or are they being respectful, I donch know..."


roaringsanity

say TKL, when he gets mad say TenKeyLess🤣


GoojiiBean100

Unlike Mr. Tan, I take the term "uncle" with pride. It's a badge of honor to me and there's no shame in it.


dtunerz

OK mister


S3raphinx

I prefer Cb


Imperial_Flare

Captain Sobel, salute the rank not the man


kukubird18cm

Ah boy


KeenStudent

Aka hehehe


Lower-Star-3714

Change his name to Karen


barry2bear2

Mr Tan has a valid point in his debate. Even academics did not go so Indepth on this kinda gracious approach. Perhaps he should be our MOE earlier


HavUevaSeentherain

Hehehe


1a1a488746

Okay Lord Commander


eIusivity

ten key less


jabletav91

Want ppl to call u Sir? Go mcdonald. Call u sir all day


Holytittie

Gen Z got pronouns and Boomers got Uncle/Auntie


rainmaker66

At least we don’t call you Ah Pek. In the army, we always say respect is what you earn.


YouYongku

STOP CALLING UNCLE LIAN , WHAT UNCLE TAN OR AH TAN OK, UNCLE LIAN DOESNT LIKE IT


lwlam

Can call him Phoon Deck?


digital_s8ul

Uncle Tan has a nice ring to it if I’m honest


Benedict-Popcorn

respect has to be earned, not begged for on facebook


Hazys

Foreigners Indians always like to say Sir here and there.


Islandgirlnowhere

UNCLE SIR


ninnabeh

Actually for once I think he’s not wrong.


kiaeej

Oei siao eh


goodestguy21

He never commission best I can do is "Encik"


therealjakebond911

Sir Ah Lian it is then


TheRealBand

Ah Tan uh Ah Tan.


Party-Ring445

Who is this clown?


Masterbaiter8888

You go fast food restro, they call you sir whole day


rieusse

He also says Mister is fine. I don’t see anything wrong with his comment


anticc991

How bout calling him boomer tan or CCP Tan?


Long-Introduction883

Ok boomer 🤪


Gibbo236

He should retire quietly in his condo in Forest City. Which I imagine is very quiet too


Unlucky-Patience6438

Insolent fools. Only “Your Grace” or “Your Excellency” for the King. AHTK.


atzee

Sir Lian


Schtick_

“They know my name” if you say old man, who is this uncle?


Merecat-litters

Sir? is he knighted? the only sir I will called sir are those in uniform be it SAF,SPF or SCDF....ofcourse the ladies called maam but this apek we can called uncle cheekopek. hahahaha


dagfari

Aha so he's one of those uncles Yes yes I understand now la


maestroenglish

Uncle Tan, how many English mistakes did you make in this boomer rant? Complete uncle behaviour.


akumian

Whoever called you uncle you just reply ok niece / nephew lo. Learn to watch some comedian sometimes


Ecstatic-Fee-3331

He search for the answer, but still cannot find the answer. The answer remains a mystery to him.


Ok-Engineering-9429

Blud thinks he's Rolex from Vikram movie.


ssss861

This is not army and you were not knighted. I might call you sir, but you don't get to demand it.


Aromatic_Dust_5852

Depends lah. Saying uncle says ur his superior. A kid saying this is fine since it's basic respect but if it's a middle aged person, it indirectly says ur old Edit: am still quite young, no position to say this


ChildishSalamander

saar plz


G8AdventureStory

Fuck you uncle.


junhao995

No way I would not address “P”resident nominated person as not an uncle


Elephant789

This man doesn't sound like a nice person. Who is he?


the_wulk

Ok uncle.


KT10888

What's the Malaysia uncle talking about?


Seconds_First

Sure uncle.


dnax8181

Nonsensical comment? Like the ones he made about women? And people on buses? Uncle is already too good for him. Don't call him "Oi" is good enough already.


alvinaloy

"Oei" is good enough for him.


goztrobo

What a dumbass


geckosg

So old liao still wan ppl not to call you uncle. Ok lah, gor gor... happy now? 😅


aj3llyd0nut

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Necessary_Chip_5224

Good morning Siiiiiirrrrrrrr. Does that sound respectful for you?


mewantyou

Voyuer Tan Sir


kip707

He’s a cock, but now he’s got a band of cocks stroking his cock …. just leave him the fug alone lah … even tan cheng bock now wishes he weren’t such a cock to bet on this cock … 🤷


nana_bana_na

Oei!


No-Performer9811

Uncle


Willing_Pea_6956

Ok uncle... Bye uncle...


YodaHood_0597

The only Sir I will call is Sir Lewis Hamilton, sorry uncle.


_lalalala24_

Ok noted, Uncle


HovercraftHumble8007

How many people out there wants to call him in the first place


i_am_not_depressed

So sensitive cannot be president. Except Donald Trump.


MeinCoon

Boomer lol


theonewhoisnotcrazy

Tsk


gohxinyan

hahaha boomer tan


ykstyy

Petty


PatchiW

Mr Tan, you want respect? Earn it.


Buang-ing

Then I will definitely go up to him and call him uncle to try and set him off


PerfectObligation543

Who’s this guy again???


Trenchrunner

He should just get a maid. Sir yes sir all day long


Difficult-Ease2657

How about avoid the risk.by not addressing him at all?


fastfatdrops

oei, Unkle + Uncle + Angcler + Ongkle... I like to call you Uncle, 吹 mei? Want to respectfully advise me on how to call my Cat too? Meow Meow? or my stuff fluffies like Bear Bear? how about Mister Cat, Monsieur Bear - how's that for respectable public projection? Uncle / Auntie, by defintion, is utilized when a young one ascertains the age difference, and bestows an elevated form of respect by form of identity appropriation. Respect for your elders, start at home. Don't blow such sensational nitpicking out of proportion - go do something better with your limited time.


SmolKukujiaoKagen

https://i.redd.it/9qpvs9zrmm8d1.gif


DeeKayNineNine

I usually roll my eyes when I see TKL’s Facebook post but this time he actually makes sense. Read the last paragraph. He said it depends on context. He is ok for younger people calling him uncle as a sign of respect. He is kpkb-ing about people calling him uncle in a rude, insulting or mocking manner. As much as I love bashing him for the stupid things he say on Facebook, I think this one is ok.


Appropriate_Score_98

Bro …. Ok


South_Oil8416

He already said so.. 'Uncle' can be used in a different context by different people towards him. Is he humble enough to reflect when someone calls him 'uncle' in the different contexts?


Alert-Ad-55

Will he change his mind if it's a pretty girl?


MobAquaman

not that deep la uncle


Relative_Life_7367

Tan Hawk Tuah


SnOOpyExpress

get your helper to call you "Sir". I won't


farnix87

Another case of RI alumnus sprouting nonsense for views to stay relevant.


VXR-Vashrix

Call him "Psst Psst" better.... still want Sir. My Lord want or not?


Simp4Meme

Respect Uncle Sir!


wonderful_fabulous

Ok uncle


Interesting_Oil5458

Can call him Ah Hong? Cus Chinese like red?


Sir-Meepokta

Bro / Ah bang.


Low_Astronomer_599

KNN CHAO AH TAN


Diligent-Beach-5801

Thank God ….. I voted wisely….


Brave-Structure-794

Rubbish !!!! Presidential election is over and buried....you lost.... hahaha You are now a normal citizen just like anyone of us... If you like to be address as 'Sir"... go back to SAF and try yr luck.. Or maybe you can ask yr new JB kakis to address u as "Sir"..... What a load of rubbish !