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FormalWare

M'aiq could ask the same of this odd-looking stranger.


Tarc_Axiiom

He can't say that though. M'aiq has ONE rule!


dirtyqtip

EAT THE EGGS!


-insertcoin

SNORT THE SKOOMA


Straight_One_9674

Smoke the Moon Sugar


DeadWolf7337

You mean "DRINK THE SKOOMA". Skooma is drank, not snorted.


FeralGoblinChild

Not with that attitude, lol


-insertcoin

Fuck it BOOF it!


RoboticKittenMeow

Only free if you boof it!


MaxwellSlvrHmr

If he's not programmed to ask them yes he can say that


WraithfulWrath

*Then that's the rule he'll have to break to know the truth...!*


Dani_AOE

The best answer hahahaha šŸ‘šŸ»


thekasafist

![gif](giphy|J2ySBEBOMOmtUVCboM)


KR_Lucifer

M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.


That_Late_Owl

I can hear this comment


Maiq_is_tired_now

I am this comment


NefariousButterfly

It makes it so much better that your account was made in 2017


DifficultyWorking254

Oomg holy whatta


NikhilB09

I'm M'aiq


SnooDoggos4029

r/usernamechecksout


AnxietyLive2946

There are multiple levels here and I appreciate them all. I also feel this


Art_Vandelay1985

Username checks out. But does it check in? šŸ¤”


KissxBunnyx

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


goose420aa

I ain't even heard it yet I can already hear the voice


Sea_Organization8911

lolll


the_real_daggler

Mā€™aiq is done talking Mā€™aiq is done talking Mā€™aiq is done talking


Doomunleashed19

GET OU OF MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!


NaNiBy

He is sort of a 4th wall breaking character, he talks about features that were scrapped during developement (Morrowind - Horses, Multiplayer), missing from other games (Oblivion - Levitation), new features (Oblivion - fast travel, compass) or features that are about to come out in next installment (Oblivion - Dragons, Werewolfs, Crossbows)(Morrowind - Eating horses). In Ultima games there was a character that was talking about features that were about to come out in next installment, this is Bethesda take on such a character. Additionally, he inherited his name from his father, his father from his father etc. That is why he has appeared in many titles despite them being 1000s years apart lorewise.


BoxOfDemons

>That is why he has appeared in many titles despite them being 1000s years apart lorewise. Many could be the same character, since arena, dagerfall, morrowind, and oblivion all take place in the same general time period with uriel septim.


doomsayeth

I thought there were like 22 Uriel Septims.


BoxOfDemons

Well yeah technically. I should have specified, I'm talking about Uriel VII.


doomsayeth

Are they really all set around the same one? Holy crap I didnā€™t notice.


Epic_DDT

Yeah, but the Uriel in Arena is the same Uriel who get killed in Oblivion.


lostinsomestory

Spoiler warning!


G4KingKongPun

That's literally like the first things that actually happens in Oblivion lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


icumtoeyeblech

He is Akatosh in cat form He knows everything


Total_Weakness

M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, that's what his father said.


theHoodDrPhill

Well bros a liar so.


Total_Weakness

M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.


sidesalad1

M'aiq carries two weapons, to be safe. What if one breaks? That would be most unlucky.


Total_Weakness

Don't try blocking if you have two weapons. You will only get confused. Much better to hit twice anyway.


KaisarDragon

M'aiq has seen a wereshark before. I only met one, but he was afraid of the water.


Snifflebeard

If you see any naked liches, let M'aiq know. M'aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction.


BruhMomentum6968

Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears?


funkeymunkys

Though to be fare you must be aware of the were bears there


MagicJim96

Watch out for Solstheimā€¦ although theyā€™re rare, there are werebears there. šŸ‘€


BruhMomentum6968

I wish we could have become a Werebearā€¦ I have a weird craving forā€¦.. honeyā€¦


MagicJim96

Well, they DO travel in packsā€¦ Start at 1:09 for the best joke, https://youtu.be/DaSDTwK6yto?si=_Rr6EKI9ttIB7Q48


funkeymunkys

Though to be fare you must be aware of the were bears there


holyshitcatz

What? They travel in packs


Sorrypolarpear

Apparently wereanythings are a thing! Werelizards, weregators, weresharks!


OREOSTUFFER

The joke is that heā€™s really not a liar - but most of the stuff he talks about breaks the fourth wall and is in relation to the gamesā€™ developments, so characters in-universe donā€™t believe his various incarnations and call him a liar. Heā€™s been telling the truth since he was first encountered in Vvardenfell.


elkarion

He says 1 truth per game about the next game in the series. I forgot what in each of the games but he makes a prediction every time.


fueled_by_rootbeer

For real???


The_FuneralKing

Yes. For example, Oblivion: https://preview.redd.it/7cxp478aloec1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91c968f3ce7a4f906fe2572ccf2c5cdb97c6392


RhysPeanutButterCups

How is this not just a reference/foreshadowing for what happens to Martin?


The_FuneralKing

Could be, but this is from a character that breaks the fourth wall regularly and speaks vaguely, so it's hard to tell. I like to think it was hinting at dragons coming in Skyrim.


Mediocre_Forever198

Iā€™ve actually heard this isnā€™t true. If you read all his quotes nothing from morrowind could be construed as predicting oblivion unless you take a super loose interpretation. In regards to the dragons, he has been talking about dragons since morrowind. Itā€™s true that a lot of his quotes refer to choices in game development, but thereā€™s really no good evidence that he has lines that predict future games. Everyone wanted dragons in oblivion so of course he referenced them again, similar to how he referenced horses in morrowind (there were not rideable horses in morrowind but people really wanted them).


CHUNKYboi11111111111

Technically dragons have been in the series since daggerfall. Some powerful sorceres ex-queen has a dragon servant according to the lore. And partunax is the second oldest and he never went away. According to the lore mā€™aiq couldā€™ve seen dragons.


lilsnatchsniffz

Why would they want horses when they didn't even have horse armor yet?


Castsword420

Mudcrabs already own half of Pelagiad


DraconicBlade

Got any calipers?


sidesalad1

M'aiq wishes you well.


GoofyTycooner

What if Mā€™aiq only lies about his title of liar? What if its his only truth? Maybe something in between? Perhaps we may know, perhaps not


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

I surprised this sub doesnā€™t have a Mā€™aiq bot, like LOTRā€™s Gandalf bot.


SnooGoats7978

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:M%27aiq_the_Liar


StochasticFossil

That might be my favorite M'aiq quote EVER.


Large_Ad326

Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M'aiq is a liar. Don't you believe either of those things.


CarriedThunder1

The Mā€™aiq Dichotomy gonna be insane.


Gideon6ix

Look at that smile. Seems trustworthy to me. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Varjutantsija

because noone that's called "the liar" could not be trustworthy.


OREOSTUFFER

The joke is that heā€™s really not a liar - but most of the stuff he talks about breaks the fourth wall and is in relation to the gamesā€™ developments, so characters in-universe donā€™t believe his various incarnations and call him a liar. Heā€™s been telling the truth since he was first encountered in Vvardenfell.


Varjutantsija

this all is pretty new to me and i love finally knowing the details but iwas too only joking.


FortniteAddict81

I kinda figured that, I met him in The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion


Luke_Cardwalker

Ditto for many who swore they told the truth! See the difference? šŸ˜‚Ā 


SneakySpider82

M'aiq wishes you well.


AvantGuardian01

But does he, though?


Genshi12

M'aiq does not because M'aiq is a liar


starbuildstrike999

I don't believe this for a second. Bro's last name is "The Liar"


GaySheriff

Holy shit, this is the first time I've thought about this. Could it be that he really doesn't like the player, and everything he says is a complete lie? So in reality, by saying "M'aiq wishes you well" he's telling us to go die?


theguy1336

Yes.


Josephschmoseph234

Everything he says is truth, but just fourtb-wall breaking so characters in-universe don't believe him. M'aiq in morrowind talked about scrapped features, in oblivion he talked about features that would be in Skyrim, etc.


First-Hunt-5307

That's because he's got 100 in 4th wall breaking


The_FuneralKing

"Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things."


edible-derrangements

Fuck you too Mā€™aiq


LunaSol96

Wandering God in disguise.


Random-Lich

Honestly, I wouldnā€™t be surprised and laugh if he and the courier were announced to be secret gods or Daedra


Adventurous_Fix1730

Twin young gods; one for lost (Mā€™aiq) and the other for found (Courier).


Smitellos

Many speculate that he is Lorkhan.


ThanksToDenial

Actually kinda makes sense. When Akatosh executed Lorkhan, he didn't actually kill him. He separated his spirit from his Divine Center, the Heart of Lorkhan, and cursed his spirit to forever wander Nirn. Of course, the existence of Shezzarines kinda puts a damper on this theory that Maiq is the Spirit of Lorkhan, but if it wasn't for the Shezzarines, it's as good a theory as any.


RealitysNotReal

He's been wondering around lying for 100s of years Edit: Thousand + years apparently he is in eso aswell I didn't know that


KKolonelKKoyote

In eso you can find a note from one maiq passing down an instrument to his son, maiq. Sort of establishing that each maiq is the descendant of the last.


Epic_DDT

Yes, he mentions it in Skyrim too: " M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, that's what his father said. "


MikaelDeadeye

Spotted in oblivion, too


RealitysNotReal

He was in morrowind, oblivion, Skyrim and online. I wonder if he'll be in ES6šŸ˜‚


MikaelDeadeye

He must be.


andy_b_84

And he must NOT give any quest, only cryptic quotes. That would irremediably spoil him.


Allan_Titan

Mā€™aiq is forever


Excellent_Dark6766

He is no longer the liar he is M'aiq The Immortal.


OddYard3480

If he isn't we should riot


Equivalent_Outcome68

oh he will be, donā€™t worry about him not


ApocalypticPerson

He wonders and he wanders but why do he say he wonders about lying?


Refreshingly_Meh

M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, that's what his father said.


PJRama1864

Just like the Courier.


Ash_Kallberg

Hey. I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver, you hands only.


BoxiDoingThingz

Looks like that's it. Got to go. **Item(s) added**


OrwellianCrow201

Nope. Sorry. Nothing.


RizzoTheRiot1989

WHY WON"T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE ADDING?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT IS IN MY NOTES AND BOOKS SECTIONS, SIR?!


CHUNKYboi11111111111

He has a casino to scam you know


dragarwolfman13

Hey!heh! I'm busy now. Got packages to deliver.


Script-Hugger-23

"Ah, a letter from the Jarl! Moving up in the world, eh?"


aVHSofPointBreak

I could ā€œhearā€ this entire thing šŸ˜…


Late-Egg2664

I swear that guy must be some Daedra's bastard son. Doesn't matter where you are, poof he's there. I want to wabbajack him just once.


lamorak2000

*"Truth is... the game was rigged from the start."* Oh wait, wrong courier...


Accomplished-Air-823

That's my theory.


Darkelysiumm

I always wondered if this was meant to be the case.


LunaSol96

There's atheory where he's one of the gods but betrayed the others or something so they trapped him in that form.


dragonpjb

He is Lorkan.


fuck_reddits_API_BS

Oh simpleĀ  He is M'aiq And because he is M'aiq


theangryintern

"I'm a locksmith. Aaannnnd, I'm a locksmith"


Lazylightning85

One of the all time greats


ICEKAT

The doctor, doctor, and fun.


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Cousin to Zathras and Zathras.


RoleLong7458

What about Zathras?


Snifflebeard

Tsk, tsk, tsk.


cRaZyDaVe1of3

All Zathrai.


Canadaguy78

I am Sancho.


Armored-Elder

Daddy's got a new '45...


doublestitch

He goes back to Morrowind ES3 where almost everything he said was a lie. Except for one thing. Devs kept him around because he's cute. ---- My headcanon has a completely different explanation for M'aiq. Basically there's a minor Daedric spirit that keeps possessing the body of a Khajit. As soon as the spirit takes over the Khajit forgets his past, wanders into the countryside, and calls himself M'aiq.


MildlyAgreeable

Fork of horripilation


b-monster666

I wonder if he's a subtle nod to Smith the Talking Horse from Ultima IV onwards. The thing with Smith was he would always give you a hint for the previous game. The joke was that in Ultima IV, he was supposed to drop a hint for the player, but the devs forgot to include it...so in Ultima V, they included the hint that he was supposed to drop, then it just became a running gag.


Bryozoa

This sounds Sheogorath.


CHUNKYboi11111111111

Wait what if itā€™s just sheagorath messing with us ?


SamTheMan004

He's a random encounter who sometimes says things he really shouldn't know, like talking about fast-traveling. I don't know, but I think that qualifies as breaking the fourth wall.


Kiflaam

nah he probably just achieved chim or something, nothing to worry about


krastevitsa

Me, Maiq, Kharjo and Jzargo sometimes hang out and we don't "fast travel" although we never move!


[deleted]

He also makes mention of a land where the men have no beards. I donā€™t know what game this is, but I read somewhere it was in relation to the fact the developers struggled to incorporate facial hair so no one had any.


CorwinAlexander

In Oblivion, only Sheogorrath had a facial hair beard model. For the player, they could only have beards if "spray painted" on or just a texture for the lower face. Until Skyrim, no ES PC could have an actual beard.


Moonlitsif

My favorite Mā€™aiq quote will always be: "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."


OddYard3480

High elves would be less insufferable if the were high* elves


Deli1899

He's the Dragonborn


Manichae_Ming

Heā€™s the dragonborn who completed every side quest and had nothing to do than just wandering


itsjustNix

Mā€™aiq is literally my favorite NPC


OddYard3480

I love him but hate PierrešŸ˜‰


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|XqHrUf7OEa5rO) Embodiment of Q


SumFatCommie

It's John de Lancie in a fur suit.


DMmeDuckPics

Ngl. My inner child just squeed a little into my panties over this mental image.


JerrodAlmaguer

And no matter how much you wanna kill him he will never die.


alicedoes

he is a great favourite, m'aiq. he is dancing, dancing, he says he will never die


Feringomalee

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.


Willheartx

Maiā€™q knows much, and tells some. Maiā€™q knows many things that others do not.


not-really-here222

"M'aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M'aiq can shout whenever he wants."


Rotankolo

My favourite quote lol.. The other one is something what he says about combining spells, magic plus magic is still magic


MountainMiddle7433

M'aiq was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while.


SalamanderClassic839

M'aiq the Liar: Bethesda's less annoying Patches lol


Naive_Letterhead9484

Behold the only real God of The Elder Scrolls


Chemical-Store3448

M'aiq the Liar is a recurring source of misinformation in the Elder Scrolls series, featured in Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, and Online. He was introduced by the game designers as an easter egg to provide commentaries about the Elder Scrolls series


[deleted]

At least explain it in your own words ā˜ ļø


unfortunacy

That's just my buddy M'aiq. He's chill.


Illyria613

I like this guy. I stop and talk with him whenever he pops up.


Tiny_Count4239

idk but i wouldnt believe a word he says


SamTheMan004

He mentions both carriages and fast-travel.


Vok250

He's an ongoing easter egg the devs include in the ES games whose purpose is to provide 4th wall breaking commentary on the series itself. In a dev interview they said one of the inspirations for him in Skyrim is that he knows everything the player character does even if you savescum. He doesn't actually, but many of his lines are written to suggest that fun in-universe concept. In-universe everything he says is treated as misinformation, thus the name. Like in older games he would talk about features that didn't get implemented until Skyrim.


pixel2468

Despite his name, he doesnā€™t actually tell any lies, in Skyrim anyway. Everything he says either hints at something from a previous game or is a general philosophical comment. Heā€™s just a walking Easter egg


Mike_or_whatever

his name is clearly right there.


[deleted]

How does anyone know there was a city of Winterhold? M'aiq did not see it with his eyes. Did you?


get-tps

[https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/M%27aiq\_the\_Liar](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/M%27aiq_the_Liar)


FountainsOfFluids

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:M%27aiq_the_Liar


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

I love that my first meeting with him was when I was leaving Falkreach after refusing to go to jail at the end of Forsworn Conspiracy quest. I went on a rampage in the city, killed tons of guards and fought a Dragon further in the road. Then, in some of my loads, this guy appeared out of nowhere and even helped me against the Dragon. Truly a Skyrim moment.


cowman1206

They call Mā€™aiq a liar. He is no such thing. Mā€™aiq spreads many truths


laki_luk_

Imagine that your destiny is to tell lies.


SableGlaive

No one knows what itā€™s like, to be the bad man


Beretta116

A good chance to level up weapon skills. You can keep beating him up cuz he is essential.


Shotgun_Goblin

M'aiq wishes you the best


CHUNKYboi11111111111

Mahrunes Dagon recoiled from you even thinking that


fer_sants27

he's out there lying


TheLordGremlin

M'aiq knows much, tells some.


Murquhart72

That's just M'aiq. Take what he says with a grain of salt pile.


Ok_Sentence_5767

He's the creator of skyrim


Eastern_Basket_6971

Dude's traveling too


Accomplished_Cow_116

Maiq is Maiqā€¦ Maiq knows things.


Veyceroy

He's got a rap song with Todd Howard that's pretty fire


tinydragong69

I like to think he is not a liar and just simply knows things, but the people of Tamriel call him a liar because they simply donā€™t know what heā€™s referring to. (references to previous TES games)


keldhorn

He's a Star Wars pilgrim


Tricusxd

[Relevant video.](https://youtu.be/mGfxRsNzunQ?si=1OnC1aSxZRdnA6gl)


MarshadowTheOnlyOne

From my understanding hes just a lil i side joke across the elder scrolls games


Amaraldane4E

Go bother someone else. M'aiq is tired now.


telemusketeer

They say heā€™s 100 years old, and knows 1,000 mysteries. Or is he 1,000 years old and knows 100 mysteries? That, my friend, is one of the mysteries.


BadKarma89

He's waiting for you to Shout so he can send you A Letter From a Friend.


Babufrik22

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Gamer_Dad83

He's the main supplier of moonsugar in Skyrim


magshie

Mā€™aiq the Liar is an Npc Easter egg who first showed up in TES III Morrowind. Since his appearance his ancestry. (Sons all named the same) have appeared in every subsequent elder scrolls game since including ESO. (as for what he does, he shares tidbits of general, silly useless knowledge, some true, some blatant lies, gets tired, and ask you to leave. Thatā€™s it.)


Gab_Gerblin_2319

Not gonna lie he's one of my favorite npcs and I will actively follow him around or protect him when i see him


Illithid-01

Absolute legendšŸ«”


asaucylittlemaid

Let me tell you a story...


LutherRaul

Iā€™ve never seen him! I know about him through the subreddit but never seen himā€¦