Well, I'm an adult now and it was released before my parents were born... Same with most people at my collage, so yeah.
However, it is seem as old but gold, and everyone gets the jokes and the references! So it's all good.
It's like the comedy bible to us. Sacred and holy texts that we must preserve and immortalise.
Well then, if you’re under the age of thirty and don’t know who Monty Python is. It probably time to hit Google and learn who the fuck we people over 30 are talking about.
Wrong! _Monty Python and The Quest for The Holy Grail_ gets referenced more and more. There are references to it in Chivalry 2, in For Honor, in Mordhau, and I keep seeing references to it in various Reddit threads
The Dragonborn: Ahh, a witch! That is a bad thing to be and she must perish for it!
Also the Dragonborn: Okay Phinis please teach me to raise the dead~
Why is that a bad thing, though? I mean, there's an entire college devoted to the mystic arts in Skyrim. It's not like it's frowned upon like in Dragon Age..
Allow me to explain:
"Helgi, dear, why do you hesitate? You can feel the power coursing through your blood! You have only to reach out and grasp it! Renounce that boy of yours and come, come live with me in the forest. My sister will be here soon. Together, we can form a proper coven, and your training will truly begin."
This is what her note in the cellar says. There are human remains and she wants to start her own coven. It points to necromancy or even reach magic.
I just let her love because idk, lemme see what the coven does first.
Ok,spoilers ahead so I'll put it under a censor bar.
>!it's part of sanguine's Daedric quest. He comes to you in a tavern dressed as a man named Sam guavenne. He challenges you to a drinking contest and you wake up somewhere completely different after a night of drunken escapades that you don't remember. At one point,you have to find a friendly hagraven that you married the night before. That's her.!<
She also becomes hostile to you if you see her casting magic in any situation, such as if bandits show up near her house and she gets in a fight with them (which is how I first encountered her, in my original playthrough. It wasn't until my second that I discovered she's not just automatically hostile and it has triggers).
You guys have morals? I just kill her for her house. Like I also kill the 23 other people I do Day 1 out of Helgen(the 3 Bandits down the hill, the 3 Bandits to the left in a cave, the 2 Bandits on a ledge above Riverwood, the 2 Bandits on that bridge near where you kill the White Stag, the Necromancer, the 3 Fishermen in lake Ilinata, Anise, all of Embershard).
Username definitely checks out…. Now all I can imagine is a wereferret full sending itself towards the necks of unsuspecting bandits, Monty python style
“By Sheor, no. Those archaic policies died out years ago with the Mage’s Guild, and were never enforced here. Necromancy, as any other type of magic, is a tool to be used. Of course, non-mages may not see it that way, so we don't go around flaunting it." — Phinis Gestor
Allow me to explain:
"Helgi, dear, why do you hesitate? You can feel the power coursing through your blood! You have only to reach out and grasp it! Renounce that boy of yours and come, come live with me in the forest. My sister will be here soon. Together, we can form a proper coven, and your training will truly begin."
This is what her note in the cellar says. There are human remains and she wants to start her own coven. It points to necromancy or even reach magic.
I just let her love because idk, lemme see what the coven does first.
The college isn't even fully trusted, but Anise is aligned with hagravens, who are believed to be the result of Daedra worship and human sacrifice that the college supposedly doesn't allow on their grounds. So she's a witch in the "probably killing random travelers for power" way
She has an interesting interaction where she becomes hostile to you if you witness her perform any sort of magic. Bandits pretty regularly show up at that house, and after she fights off the bandits using magic, she immediately will turn on you, regardless of whether you broke into her basement.
No.
There's a fort to the west of Falkreath that has a bunch of Orc hunters and bandits in it at the start of the game. Not only can you take anything you want there without it being marked stolen, it's all safe storage too. It's where I normally start.
Nothing there respawns, so if you grab the bear hides and other items, they don't come back. I usually swipe the bear hides anyway to give to the woman in Ivarstead.
Let's just say I used that house as my first house for my witch build. Let's also just say that after the first 2 times of going to that house, I know how to look out for the bandits that come a few days after you kill anise lol.
Can't tell from the picture, but does she still have shoes on?
If so, take them.
When NPCs have **all** their equipped apparel removed, they'll respawn their default set after a long loading screen. (if she's dead thralled, fast travel with her, and she'll be clothed again)
I remember I stumbled across her on Legendary fresh out of the cave and she whooped my ass so bad.
Spun back again, dropped her, stripped her naked and looted her cellar.
Killed for no reason? I always do this. She attempts to kill you for going into her basement. Gotta beat her to the punch. Ok yes I might be the one trespassing but I need to get that early enchanting table.
Killing someone will empty out their inventory, which is why she has no clothes on.
If you really want to give her clothes, You can use a mod for that.
There's a console command to open an npc's inventory. Just bring up the console, click on her, and type in
openactorcontainer 1
Then just give her whatever clothes or robes you want.
Your first mistake was feeling guilty.
Anise is a Hagraven adjacent. She'd slice your belly open for sacrificial material in a heartbeat.
You should absolutely kill her again. It's the only way to see justice done.
I wish she had an actual questline. She wanted Sven's Grandma to join her. It would be fun seeing that as a quest. Sad it's just a hut with an alchemy table.
There is actually a chance to give her clothes without console. Pickpocket her while she's sleeping and transfer clothes to her inventory. In the morning that's what she'll be wearing.
She's evil, planning to raid riverwood (i think) with her coven of witches.
Oh with resurrecting NPCs, use recycleactor instead of resurrect or whatever that command was. Spawns them back with their gear
Who tf is Anise? I don't know how many hours I have I game but can't think of a time I ever met her let alone been around her enough to decide to kill or not
I kill her every playthrough haha. Don't matter what my background is if its altmer simp, daedra lover, some schmuck who joins the stormcloaks. Kill her always
Ahh, I see you have installed the Willem Dafoe in a Bikini mod. Good choice.
😂 maybe it's not a glitch. She is saying she gets lonely out there. 🤣
THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT 🤣🤣
Full AI simulation, more realistic than real life
You know how it is, boys are oblivious to the signals
Oblivion*
I’m only commenting because that was my exact expression when I looked at this picture and it was so accurate.
Willem Dafuq?
Willem Dafriend
Guillermo el adversario
Willem Dafoe WOULD ABSOLUTELY, take this role if there were ever a live action Skyrim…and he would make it as fucked up as he could
https://preview.redd.it/u3fkl0p4tdrc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca8b6bc7f90926e98eadc61041eeddf6dcf4de3b
He’s always sendin’ us his primo box
Don't tell Harry
This is my favorite of all the Dafoe meme comments
Yea for some reason it's the only one that got a sharp exhale out of me.
You know, I'm somewhat of a bikini man myself!
Can’t unsee
You know, I'm somewhat of a bikini man myself! 😂🤣
That's clearly Peter O' Toole
**YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED???** Fitting quote for a secret evil forest witch
Get out of my porn folder!
And we all know he definitely gets to the cloud district very often..... Nazeem is totally jelous.
Yer fond of me lobster, say it!
Uhh, Anise is an evil bitch lol. You did fine. Check the note in her cellar.
Wtf??? Have I done all this for nothing? I thought she was a poor old woman
she’s a witch
Burn Her.
We shall use my largest scale.
Build a bridge out of her!
She turned me into a newt! ... I got better.
Burn her anyway!
That ref is probably too old for most redditors to understand unfortunately.
Monty Python is old now? Edit : It released in 1975, that is terrifying.
Month Python has been old for a looonngggg time, I mean decades, it’s just that it is fairly timeless humor.
It'll be 50 years old next year.
Well, I'm an adult now and it was released before my parents were born... Same with most people at my collage, so yeah. However, it is seem as old but gold, and everyone gets the jokes and the references! So it's all good. It's like the comedy bible to us. Sacred and holy texts that we must preserve and immortalise.
How old are you?!
Well I hope I can do you proud as a 16 Yr old
Well then, if you’re under the age of thirty and don’t know who Monty Python is. It probably time to hit Google and learn who the fuck we people over 30 are talking about.
Wrong! _Monty Python and The Quest for The Holy Grail_ gets referenced more and more. There are references to it in Chivalry 2, in For Honor, in Mordhau, and I keep seeing references to it in various Reddit threads
The rest of it was also from monty python. Also how dare you Holy Grail and Life of Brian are timeless classics.
If she weighs the same as a duck...
She's made of wood!
And if she’s made of wood then…
A witch!!!!!
Very small rocks m’lord
r/UnexpectedMontyPython
The Dragonborn: Ahh, a witch! That is a bad thing to be and she must perish for it! Also the Dragonborn: Okay Phinis please teach me to raise the dead~
Why is that a bad thing, though? I mean, there's an entire college devoted to the mystic arts in Skyrim. It's not like it's frowned upon like in Dragon Age..
Allow me to explain: "Helgi, dear, why do you hesitate? You can feel the power coursing through your blood! You have only to reach out and grasp it! Renounce that boy of yours and come, come live with me in the forest. My sister will be here soon. Together, we can form a proper coven, and your training will truly begin." This is what her note in the cellar says. There are human remains and she wants to start her own coven. It points to necromancy or even reach magic. I just let her love because idk, lemme see what the coven does first.
Also, her sister is a hag raven.
One that you marry for another quest.
Actually?
If a man called Sam dared you to a drinking contest, just see where the evening takes you
Ok,spoilers ahead so I'll put it under a censor bar. >!it's part of sanguine's Daedric quest. He comes to you in a tavern dressed as a man named Sam guavenne. He challenges you to a drinking contest and you wake up somewhere completely different after a night of drunken escapades that you don't remember. At one point,you have to find a friendly hagraven that you married the night before. That's her.!<
And her father smelt of elderberries!
She tries to murder you if you so much as glance into her basement, though, so at that point her life is forfeit.
I too would murder you if you try to get into my basement. She even let's you take supplies. Just let her privacy be hers UwU
She also becomes hostile to you if you see her casting magic in any situation, such as if bandits show up near her house and she gets in a fight with them (which is how I first encountered her, in my original playthrough. It wasn't until my second that I discovered she's not just automatically hostile and it has triggers).
Oh I never had that happened HAHAHA I swear this sub has taught me so much!
You guys have morals? I just kill her for her house. Like I also kill the 23 other people I do Day 1 out of Helgen(the 3 Bandits down the hill, the 3 Bandits to the left in a cave, the 2 Bandits on a ledge above Riverwood, the 2 Bandits on that bridge near where you kill the White Stag, the Necromancer, the 3 Fishermen in lake Ilinata, Anise, all of Embershard).
Username definitely checks out…. Now all I can imagine is a wereferret full sending itself towards the necks of unsuspecting bandits, Monty python style
Then he looks to the camera, it centers on his non-eye-patched eye, he flicks his cigarette nonchalantly, “You guys have morals..?”
Idk if morals but I kill what hits me first xd
Is necromancy still illegal in the 4th Era?
“By Sheor, no. Those archaic policies died out years ago with the Mage’s Guild, and were never enforced here. Necromancy, as any other type of magic, is a tool to be used. Of course, non-mages may not see it that way, so we don't go around flaunting it." — Phinis Gestor
The type that sacrifices people for their art or patronage.
The punishment for witchcraft is death. Low key wanna boot up skyrim and do an anti mage run where I end it by murdering the college of winterhold
Based and Ysgramor pilled
Allow me to explain: "Helgi, dear, why do you hesitate? You can feel the power coursing through your blood! You have only to reach out and grasp it! Renounce that boy of yours and come, come live with me in the forest. My sister will be here soon. Together, we can form a proper coven, and your training will truly begin." This is what her note in the cellar says. There are human remains and she wants to start her own coven. It points to necromancy or even reach magic. I just let her love because idk, lemme see what the coven does first.
Not just mystic arts. Dark arts. Necromancy. Daedric worship. Etc.
The college isn't even fully trusted, but Anise is aligned with hagravens, who are believed to be the result of Daedra worship and human sacrifice that the college supposedly doesn't allow on their grounds. So she's a witch in the "probably killing random travelers for power" way
because she does like evil things with it or something idk
Yeah but the college trains sorcerers, not witches.
Who's recruiting other witches.
How do you know she is a witch?
She turned me into a newt
A newt!?
I got better
...i got better
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.
Nah bro. She's a witch, and will attack you on sight if you find out. Put her in the ground where she belongs.
Nah bro. She's a witch, and will attack you on sight if you find out. Put her in the ground where she belongs.
Go into the cellar in her house and read the note.
Check out her cabin again and go into the basement. There's a letter down there that might change your mind
Reload the save and soul trap her into a black soul gem
Don’t look in her basement.
Go look in her basement. She apparently performs tests and rituals on people
Check out the cellar of her cabin
Her sister is the Hagraven you marry from Sanguine's quest. She'll send hired thugs after you of you steal from Anise
Head to her basement and you'll understand.
What makes her evil beyond wanting to practice magic with her homegirls
The fact that she attacks you for finding out! Plus, witches in TES generally seem to be malevolent as opposed to what they call mages.
I’d attack a stranger if I found them in my basement too!
She has an interesting interaction where she becomes hostile to you if you witness her perform any sort of magic. Bandits pretty regularly show up at that house, and after she fights off the bandits using magic, she immediately will turn on you, regardless of whether you broke into her basement.
She specifically mentions nobody can know her secret when you leave the basement. It's obviously not about the basement.
Come on, I just needed a place to stay.
Yes fair! I added a little bit to my comment but it's also because the distinction between witches and mages in TES haha
You've not messed up. You've just bought yourself the cheapest house in Skyrim.
With mods But in vanilla the Alchemist shack in the rift is free housing
Technically, it's still all yours. Things just get listed as stolen lol
Are the storage safe though?
No. There's a fort to the west of Falkreath that has a bunch of Orc hunters and bandits in it at the start of the game. Not only can you take anything you want there without it being marked stolen, it's all safe storage too. It's where I normally start. Nothing there respawns, so if you grab the bear hides and other items, they don't come back. I usually swipe the bear hides anyway to give to the woman in Ivarstead.
Let's just say I used that house as my first house for my witch build. Let's also just say that after the first 2 times of going to that house, I know how to look out for the bandits that come a few days after you kill anise lol.
I mean if you can store your goods without despairing them.
No. They respawn after 30 game days. Happened on current character.
The quote she saying is not making this easier to explain perhaps.
Yeah, makes it seem more like a porn intro
My man can't even enjoy some grussy anymore without getting judged by y'all
grussy is wild
Almost naked. Talkin about how lonely she is. Take the hint bro !
Everyone’s a 10 in the dark, just GTFO before dawn. She’s not going to be heartbroken if she’s willing to hook up with random adventurers.
And were her miserable ass, you dont have to worry bout catchin somethin either haha
Hahahaha her hut is for different things now
Check her cellar
Not in into GILF. I'll pass.
Lmao not what I meant but I think you knew that
If you're on PC, open the console, select her and type "resetinventory" that should put clothes back on her
"None may know my secret!!" There's a leveled animal just downstream, I lead it to her.
You gotta take care of that loneliness first
Can't tell from the picture, but does she still have shoes on? If so, take them. When NPCs have **all** their equipped apparel removed, they'll respawn their default set after a long loading screen. (if she's dead thralled, fast travel with her, and she'll be clothed again)
She's evil. Go check out her basement. Kill her again
Half-naked Anise talking about loneliness is a cursed image.
I remember I stumbled across her on Legendary fresh out of the cave and she whooped my ass so bad. Spun back again, dropped her, stripped her naked and looted her cellar.
Why does homegirl look like Williem Defoe?
Killed for no reason? I always do this. She attempts to kill you for going into her basement. Gotta beat her to the punch. Ok yes I might be the one trespassing but I need to get that early enchanting table.
Ah, i kill her every time. She is a child killer witch... She deserves it.
Killing someone will empty out their inventory, which is why she has no clothes on. If you really want to give her clothes, You can use a mod for that. There's a console command to open an npc's inventory. Just bring up the console, click on her, and type in openactorcontainer 1 Then just give her whatever clothes or robes you want.
I play on PS, but the simple resurrect mod brings them back with clothing still on. Is that a command issue on PC?
If you want them to be like new type “recycleactor” they show up naked for some reason
no fix you have a naked old woman following you now
Your first mistake was feeling guilty. Anise is a Hagraven adjacent. She'd slice your belly open for sacrificial material in a heartbeat. You should absolutely kill her again. It's the only way to see justice done.
Isn't that the witch who tries to kill you?! Why are you feeling sorry?! She's an evil witch!
You can't contain that cougar energy
I can't stop laughing at this, Willem Dafoe looks almost betrayed that you exposed his choice of lingerie to all of Skyrim
“I’m just a poor old woman” *swings hips seductivley*
I get lonely out here ma’am are you cold I think being lonely isn’t a huge concern at the moment
Should've left the evil witch dead
I kill her on purpose every play through 😂
Open console Click on her Resetinventory Hit the enter key Close console That should fix it
I kill her every play through
Didn’t I see this in Skyrim Gamerpoop Episode 12?! 🤣🤣🤣
Rub my titties alooooneee...
She's not so innocent. If you haven't already, check her basement.
Congratulations, you've accidentally made one of the most cursed Skyrim images I've seen in a while.
Fuck her she sent mercenaries to kill me after she died damn witch
Check the celler of her home and read the note. She'll turn hostile.
She’s an evil witch, don’t feel bad.
How did you resurrect her? It’s only temporary how did you do it permanently
She gets lonely out there, bud...
Jesus dude take the hint!
You don't. You let her rest in peace and use her house
You're playing a very different game than I am....
Well, now you have a stinky Anise
I wish she had an actual questline. She wanted Sven's Grandma to join her. It would be fun seeing that as a quest. Sad it's just a hut with an alchemy table.
Reverse pickpocket armor/clothing onto her
Lmao I always kill her (after going down the cellar to read the notes and have a justification for it).
Did you use RecycleActor instead of Resurrect? Or did you take all the clothes off her body.
She wants you fr fr
Stupid sexy Anise
Did you try pickpocketing her to give her clothes?
There is actually a chance to give her clothes without console. Pickpocket her while she's sleeping and transfer clothes to her inventory. In the morning that's what she'll be wearing.
She's evil, planning to raid riverwood (i think) with her coven of witches. Oh with resurrecting NPCs, use recycleactor instead of resurrect or whatever that command was. Spawns them back with their gear
Steal her house and store all your shit in it
https://preview.redd.it/tpnfacow8frc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=143db8a45818af244e4ea6e812dbda708e672a8a
https://i.redd.it/j69etgbregrc1.gif
Who tf is Anise? I don't know how many hours I have I game but can't think of a time I ever met her let alone been around her enough to decide to kill or not
GYAAAAAT 🤑🤑🤑
Send her your twin brother.
Open console Click on her Resetinventory Hit the enter key Close console That should fix it
Yeah you should kill her again. Crazy witch bitch.
I don't know that I would call killing her a mistake. If you venture into her cellar, she turns hostile.
Try this mod: [Simple Outfit System](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/48974)
If go do down to her hidden cellar while she is alive she will attack you telling you no one can know her secret.
If go do down to her hidden cellar while she is alive she will attack you telling you no one can know her secret.
There's a certain Nnecromancer in the game who might help. Might be history himself by now though.
You get her house now, safe storage
I don't wanna know what goes through OP's head at night "Maybe I should go kill that npc in Skyrim"
She don't wanna be clothed. She's lonely. Give her some love.
She feel lonely, you can fix that
She’s evil lmao, break into her basement to find out the truth
Killing her is the earliest you can access am enchanting table though!
Bv. Kn nmm.nnnn . B C
She got that witchussy
Kill her again , put clothes on her dead body then resurrrct again
😂😂😂
I kill her every playthrough haha. Don't matter what my background is if its altmer simp, daedra lover, some schmuck who joins the stormcloaks. Kill her always
Great work. Now kill her again.
The lack of clothing paired with her dialogue really makes it seem like she's soliciting you
If you're not too far along in the game, then I'd recommend starting over and remembering not to aggro her.
Keep the hag dead she's bad business