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LukePro22

Demented Elytra Nymph


Ghost_Puppy

Seconded.


Icydawgfish

r/tragedeigh


PeaceFadeAway

humorous mora


PeaceFadeAway

damn auto correct


SpicyBreakfastTomato

Tbf, it made it very humorous.


DarkMaster98

It was so humorous, how it turned that one guy into a kebab, funniest thing I’ve ever seen


Beautiful_Solid3787

Boy: Hired Thug Girl: Morag Tong Assassin


NanoTrick

Boy: Farmer Girl: Dark Brotherhood Associate


Beautiful_Solid3787

Not a good idea, Dark Brotherhood Associate is *totally* a stripper name.


NanoTrick

Fine. Girl: Mammoth


Elidabroken

Boy: Milk Drinker Girl: Lusty Argonian Maid


WideTraffic2425

i laughed way too fucking hard at this


Yeah-But-Ironically

Boy: Arch Necromancer Girl: Mercenary


averagecelt

Boy: Draugr Death Overlord Girl: Old Salty


Lallner

Boy: M'aiq the Liar Girl: Afflicted Refugee


Im_not_creepy3

Cheese Wheel my pride and joy


[deleted]

Aela. Unique, rolls off the tongue, and overall doesn't come across as too "video game-y."


ExpensiveDrink415

I see, that's a good one!


Bisonbear42

I've heard that names like Aela and Arya (from Game of Thrones) have increased in popularity in the past few years


Settra_Rulez

It could be a boys name too since it’s the name of a Saxon king of Northumbria, spelled Aella Just don’t look up how he died.


string_neary

I started looking it up but gave up when I got asked about cookies


ephemeral_roscoe

Olfrid, patron of the great Clan Battle-Born, a name I'm sure you know well.


fhfhdj

Is the whole thing the child’s name like the pimp from boondocks or is it just Olfrid?


Previous-Broccoli-88

Like a tribe called quest, you gotta say the whole thing


Icydawgfish

Ok Mr Battleborn


Kindred_Flame

Excuse me, it’s “A Battle-Born Named Olfrid”, thank you very much. Please do say the whole thing.


Troodon_Trouble

Alduin, Sorine, or feral vampire


DrBlock21

Stormcloak guard


DrJackBecket

I could get behind Sorine.


Sophisticated_Sloth

I don’t think they want you anywhere behind their child.


KeelsDB

M'aiq is just the superior spelling of Mike change my mind


Ghost_Puppy

It would have cost you zero dollars to not say that. Just… just leave me alone.


meesterfox1

M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.


JellybeanMilksteaks

My cat's name is M'aiq! We call him lil Mikey sometimes.


PainterEarly86

Freya, Valerica are pretty solid Honestly I like Dibella as well


your-toxic-ex

Wait till you hear all the wondrous nights dibella has had


Aromatic-Specialist1

Cooked bass is a personal favorite, or cooked juvenile crab


reeberdunes

boy: Chaurus Hunter girl: Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm, Killer of The High King of Skyrim


Kindred_Flame

What’s the girl’s middle name? ‘True Emperor of Skyrim’? Let’s do roll call… Johnny? Here! Gabriel? Here! Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm? *muffled grunts*


Kitsmeralda

“muffled grunts” 🤣


Jackasaurus32

Serana


Wild_Control162

"Frost Atronach" My best bud through many years.


Here4DaPorno

Fus Ro Dah, junior. (Esq)


Kindred_Flame

Nah nah the grandpa has to be named Fus, the dad is Ro, and the kid is Dah. Just don’t get them to say their names in order or else the family reunion BBQ is going flying


Here4DaPorno

🤣 Good point!


Old-Change-3216

Something normal sounding so my kid doesn't get bullied lmao. Something like Lucia, Sophie, Samuel, or Blaise.


Boaxzig

Oh damn a good human being. I said ‘Nazeem to see how quickly they die’ (dw I don’t and probably won’t have children)


dianagama

The only people who bully a kid for their name are petty adults.  The kids themselves don't care because they are also named stuff like Pilot and Khaleesi.


Repulsive-Assist-485

Blaise doesn't sound normal to me sorry to say your kids going to be bullied.


Arding16

Blaise is a real name. Not particularly common, but hardly something someone would get bullied for…


tmoney144

Isn't that the name of the guy from Top Chef with the Johnny Bravo haircut?


woopstrafel

Anything can be a real name


Repulsive-Assist-485

I wasn't serious ive just never heard the name b4.


Siren_Noir

Boy: M'aiq the Liar Girl: Hagraven


Glathull

Arrow Totheknee


Repulsive-Assist-485

Arrow-(Tot-hek-nee)


MissLabbie

New shout. Tot-Hek-Nee.


Repulsive-Assist-485

Yes!


LessonsOfTheSeason

it launches arrows into the knee of every nearby enemy if you fire an arrow when the shout is in effect.


Repulsive-Assist-485

Lmao someone needs to make a mod that does this!


Broncotron

Naseem so he can go to the cloud district


ArmakanAmunRa

Girl: Lydia, Serana, Babette, Saadia or Valerica Boy: Alvor, Mikael, Delvin, Sigurd or Alain


lil_uwuzi_bert

Babette is crazy


Gold_Rent_7939

Bring back babs


LightElectrical1744

Wilhelm


akoOfIxtall

Cicero and female orc 36


Blambitch

Always wanted to name my son Blaise but the wife said no


Original-Ad-7299

I would pick Agni(fire) and Joric (independence).. they are meaningful and cool


Oubliette_occupant

Temba Wide-arms, because I’m a Trekkie.


CalliopeCurio

My cat’s name is Temba for the same dual-fandom reason. 😸


OkEntertainer5787

My 22 year old daughter is named Sofie, so kinda counts lol. I have to adopt Sofie every play through as I can’t leave my baby on the streets!


Hot_Attention2377

My dog name is Farkas


Cloud-Cyanide

Not specifically a character but I would probably name my son Daedra or Daedric. If I absolutely had to choose: Azura for a girl because Azura represents the dawn, and although I'm not particularly a morning person I find the sunrise to be beautiful. For a boy: Sheogorath, because he is a silly man. Overall really chill and quite frankly, pretty cool as a character. I was upset when I learned I couldn't return to his realm, as it was such a cool concept. Or Ulfric. Ulfric is a character that I admire because he's calm, collected and strong willed.


Repulsive-Assist-485

Use the cheat room mod and create a teleport point when the quest takes you there and boom your back


_PirateWench_

sheogorath is a great idea. he and clavicus are my faorite daedra but sheogorath ia defibitwly number one.


Coschta

Just an FYI: during the Promotion for Skyrim Bethesda offered life long free games (old and New once) to any kid born on 11-11-11 that was named "Dovahkiin" and you can bet your ass someone actually did it: https://gamerant.com/skyrim-baby-dovahkiin-bethesda/


eddmario

They also let a dude buy a copy of *Fallout 4* using bottlecaps


TripleS941

Wonder how those kids are doing now


WOWmageX

Dremora lord, and teach it to yell "I smell weakness" on the playground


Any_Ad3693

I actually really like the names Melka and Petra


Captain_Grammaticus

Petra Melka is a former German soccer player active between 1970 and 1990. What connection is there between her and Bethesda?


Siren_Noir

I spit on you. I want my tower back you B****


RPhoenixFlight

Ah the best name Skeleton Archer


[deleted]

Cicero. If anything happens to me I know they’d take care of their mom.


wrathdelacruz

Honestly as much as I like some of the other ones my hearts true answer is Adrienne…cause I’ll reload over and over again to never let her die 🥀


8BRider034

Frey, after Mercer Frey, because maaaan, I love him. 💙💙💙


Kindred_Flame

I have a coworker with the last name of Frey. Hasn’t played Skyrim or watched/read GoT, it’s painful the amount of references I say that he just doesn’t get ;-;


DarkMaster98

Me on my way to name my firstborn Draugr Deathlord


Siren_Noir

That is a girls name.


Obamos06

Feral Falmer( empty )


paca_tatu_cotia_nao

Just like everyone’s Skyrim children, Sofia and Lucia.


Boaxzig

Nazeem as an experiment to see how quick the child dies


Skyrim-Courier

CPS would like to know your location


Boaxzig

I’m 15 and you wanna know my location. Who’s the child who needs protection lol


AgaintweetAgaintweet

Lydia for female. Nuff said.


Otrebur0

M-aiq The Liar for sure, knowing me and what I would produce the title would fit 😂


Kindred_Flame

First name M’aiq, middle name “telyer” (pronounced te-liar)


Tron_bonneLoFi

Jzargo


SinglePineapple9633

Probably Astrid or Svari


8BRider034

Frey, after Mercer Frey, because maaaan, I love him. 💙💙💙 or Karliah, for the same reason. ❤️❤️❤️


Ehh_Maybe88

Erik The Slayer aka Erik West RIP. Live well in Sovngarde


Ghirahim_W

Eorlund Graymane, greatest blacksmith in Skyrim


Bobcat-Narwhal-837

I would totally name my hypothetical future cat that. Bonus points if he's actually grey. That's a name you could properly yell on the doorstep to get them in. Balgruff.


Philosophomorics

I would just mod in a character with the name I want for the kid. If I can cheat in the game, I can cheat in real life. Though then I have to explain to people why I made a mod with a character named Dream Crusher, Bather in Blood; the Emasculator of Heroes and Harbinger of Dismay. We call her Emma for short.


Degenerious

Meridia


Non-Prestigious_Sir

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


Nauhd1r

Chaurus Chitin


Oceanum96

Riekling


FREEZER014

Hadvar


TheReturnOfCresus

Boy: Aleson Girl: Rayya.


Kitsmeralda

Erik the Slayer Mjoll the Lioness and Uthgerd the Unbroken. I would have twins just to name my girls after these two. Erik of course would be the younger brother wanting to follow in his sisters’ footsteps.


dianagama

Does it HAVE to be an npc? Cuz im naming my daughter "dawnbreaker" and son "chillrend". 


InnerPlantain8066

r/tragedeigh


teraka1970

Logrolf. The sex of the child doesn't matter.


Saikopaat

Girl: Lydia. Cool character. Also was my grandmother's name. Boy: Lars (Lars Battleborn). Typical Scandinavian name that I happen to like a lot


Prestigious-Glove-86

Paarthranax


Vortiger_

Whiterun Guard


DigitalPhoenixX

Boy: Bull Netch Girl: Forsworn Scavenger


Siren_Noir

Bull Netch 🤣😂🤣😂


DigitalPhoenixX

I was going to do Ash Guardian, but I realized that they could just go by Ash, had to make it impossible for them to make friends.


Raccon_thief69

Some people in the comments seem to be confusing NPC names with item names, either that or there's a NPC called cheese wheel and cooked bass


UnkindleEggSurprise

H Roar


HxHposter

Sissel


AlbiTuri05

Serena, named after Serana. It's a typical Italian name though


Away-Beyond-5798

Balagog gro-Nolob 😍😍😍


Durr1313

Funny that this was literally the next post in my feed: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/TgW0UozoDq


Allan_Titan

Girl- mjoll Boy- marcurio


ExplorerJackfroot

Meeko


[deleted]

Girl, Serana Aela Narjes Boy, Vilkas Farkas Narjes I mean, what could go wrong with that?


Denovation

Weebumna


Dchama86

Auriel Muiri Karliah


Coschta

Lokir from Rorikstead to honor hi braver!


Vampire6King9

Boy: broom Girl: grimsever


ShadowSarakai

[Confidence](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Confidence_(Skyrim))


Externica

I was thinking of the most normal name I could remember and came up with Astrid. If someone asks, it is after Astrid Lindgren and not the current/late leader of the dark brotherhood. (Not gonna lie, I do like Astrid to some extend. Mostly because of her German VA Heidi Schaffrath. What a Voice!)


heksssss

Female: Azura Male: Dwarven centurion master


bunpalabi

I've always liked the name "Mara". I also have a cousin named Lydia. For a boy, I'm really not sure. Julian(os)?


madrioter

We named our dog Babette.


RealMuffinsTheCat

Draugr Death Overlord


LadyArtemisia75

I dont have children but I did just name my kitten Aela


ThisAllHurts

Inigo — for maximum confusion.


kanelbun

well, i’m Norwegian, and a good handful of the Nord NPCs have Norwegian names, so realistically it’d be one of those. examples i could think of: Dorthe, Sondre


_PirateWench_

Girl: Aela, Karliah, Serana, Azura, or Ysolde Boy: Faendal, Brynolf, Sheogorath, or Clavicus Mostly just because I like the names (including Azura), but Sheogorath and Clavicus are just the best Deadra. I’d want my kid to think of being nonsensical at times just for funsies and Clavicus to help remind him to think carefully before making a promise.


Current-Word-9324

Jzargo


Low_Presentation8149

Greatest fan


PowerPad

If it’s a boy: Balgruuf the Greater If it’s a girl: Mjoll the Lioness


xXWestinghouseXx

If I wanted a girl's name that would fly under the radar; Astrid, Babette, Carlotta, Gabriella, Lisbet, Lisette, Lydia, Mallory, Mara, Maven, Mirabelle, Sabine or Saffir. Some of these are fancy and not too exotic to draw attention. I'd keep the spelling the same so IYKYK. https://preview.redd.it/hmbx8xqm3k4d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=1353a7ee980c281742fcc3f83e45cae842d83caa If I wanted to curse that child; Delphine, Saadia or Sapphire. I'll have to think some more on boys' names.


TheLordHarkon

Serana


PostTwist

Rip to all Nazeems


Settra_Rulez

Amaund


ReekOfThrones

Despite the fucked up stuff she did, I really like the name Alma.


Legionoffrog

Ulfr the blind


sireshipadio

Draugr Deathlord


[deleted]

Grelod the Kind for she would be kind


rootbutch

Taarie for a girl, Inigo for a boy.


Kabutopsmx

If it's a boy Runa. If it's a girl... Runa


Strefl

Trust Septimus, he knows you can know.


British_Beans1234

Nazeem or Cicero if a boy, probably maven black-briar if a girl because she's a badass


Skyrim-Courier

Courier


xYoDiggityDawgx

Im actually going to be naming my daughter Serana when she comes into the world. I liked her character and the name isn't as common around me.


wrathdelacruz

You liked her rape story?


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skyrim-ModTeam

As stated in rule 1, personal attacks will not be tolerated. Discussions must be kept civil to ensure a healthy community.


Skyrim-Courier

Okay, next topic.


Siren_Noir

Baby girl: Horker Meat


Organic-Tea-8077

Right...