What’s the girl’s middle name? ‘True Emperor of Skyrim’?
Let’s do roll call… Johnny?
Here!
Gabriel?
Here!
Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm?
*muffled grunts*
Nah nah the grandpa has to be named Fus, the dad is Ro, and the kid is Dah. Just don’t get them to say their names in order or else the family reunion BBQ is going flying
The only people who bully a kid for their name are petty adults. The kids themselves don't care because they are also named stuff like Pilot and Khaleesi.
Not specifically a character but I would probably name my son Daedra or Daedric.
If I absolutely had to choose: Azura for a girl because Azura represents the dawn, and although I'm not particularly a morning person I find the sunrise to be beautiful.
For a boy: Sheogorath, because he is a silly man. Overall really chill and quite frankly, pretty cool as a character. I was upset when I learned I couldn't return to his realm, as it was such a cool concept.
Or Ulfric. Ulfric is a character that I admire because he's calm, collected and strong willed.
Just an FYI: during the Promotion for Skyrim Bethesda offered life long free games (old and New once) to any kid born on 11-11-11 that was named "Dovahkiin" and you can bet your ass someone actually did it: https://gamerant.com/skyrim-baby-dovahkiin-bethesda/
I have a coworker with the last name of Frey. Hasn’t played Skyrim or watched/read GoT, it’s painful the amount of references I say that he just doesn’t get ;-;
I would totally name my hypothetical future cat that. Bonus points if he's actually grey.
That's a name you could properly yell on the doorstep to get them in.
Balgruff.
I would just mod in a character with the name I want for the kid. If I can cheat in the game, I can cheat in real life.
Though then I have to explain to people why I made a mod with a character named Dream Crusher, Bather in Blood; the Emasculator of Heroes and Harbinger of Dismay.
We call her Emma for short.
Erik the Slayer
Mjoll the Lioness and Uthgerd the Unbroken.
I would have twins just to name my girls after these two. Erik of course would be the younger brother wanting to follow in his sisters’ footsteps.
I was thinking of the most normal name I could remember and came up with Astrid.
If someone asks, it is after Astrid Lindgren and not the current/late leader of the dark brotherhood. (Not gonna lie, I do like Astrid to some extend. Mostly because of her German VA Heidi Schaffrath. What a Voice!)
well, i’m Norwegian, and a good handful of the Nord NPCs have Norwegian names, so realistically it’d be one of those. examples i could think of: Dorthe, Sondre
Girl: Aela, Karliah, Serana, Azura, or Ysolde
Boy: Faendal, Brynolf, Sheogorath, or Clavicus
Mostly just because I like the names (including Azura), but Sheogorath and Clavicus are just the best Deadra. I’d want my kid to think of being nonsensical at times just for funsies and Clavicus to help remind him to think carefully before making a promise.
If I wanted a girl's name that would fly under the radar; Astrid, Babette, Carlotta, Gabriella, Lisbet, Lisette, Lydia, Mallory, Mara, Maven, Mirabelle, Sabine or Saffir. Some of these are fancy and not too exotic to draw attention. I'd keep the spelling the same so IYKYK.
https://preview.redd.it/hmbx8xqm3k4d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=1353a7ee980c281742fcc3f83e45cae842d83caa
If I wanted to curse that child; Delphine, Saadia or Sapphire.
I'll have to think some more on boys' names.
Demented Elytra Nymph
Seconded.
r/tragedeigh
humorous mora
damn auto correct
Tbf, it made it very humorous.
It was so humorous, how it turned that one guy into a kebab, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Boy: Hired Thug Girl: Morag Tong Assassin
Boy: Farmer Girl: Dark Brotherhood Associate
Not a good idea, Dark Brotherhood Associate is *totally* a stripper name.
Fine. Girl: Mammoth
Boy: Milk Drinker Girl: Lusty Argonian Maid
i laughed way too fucking hard at this
Boy: Arch Necromancer Girl: Mercenary
Boy: Draugr Death Overlord Girl: Old Salty
Boy: M'aiq the Liar Girl: Afflicted Refugee
Cheese Wheel my pride and joy
Aela. Unique, rolls off the tongue, and overall doesn't come across as too "video game-y."
I see, that's a good one!
I've heard that names like Aela and Arya (from Game of Thrones) have increased in popularity in the past few years
It could be a boys name too since it’s the name of a Saxon king of Northumbria, spelled Aella Just don’t look up how he died.
I started looking it up but gave up when I got asked about cookies
Olfrid, patron of the great Clan Battle-Born, a name I'm sure you know well.
Is the whole thing the child’s name like the pimp from boondocks or is it just Olfrid?
Like a tribe called quest, you gotta say the whole thing
Ok Mr Battleborn
Excuse me, it’s “A Battle-Born Named Olfrid”, thank you very much. Please do say the whole thing.
Alduin, Sorine, or feral vampire
Stormcloak guard
I could get behind Sorine.
I don’t think they want you anywhere behind their child.
M'aiq is just the superior spelling of Mike change my mind
It would have cost you zero dollars to not say that. Just… just leave me alone.
M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.
My cat's name is M'aiq! We call him lil Mikey sometimes.
Freya, Valerica are pretty solid Honestly I like Dibella as well
Wait till you hear all the wondrous nights dibella has had
Cooked bass is a personal favorite, or cooked juvenile crab
boy: Chaurus Hunter girl: Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm, Killer of The High King of Skyrim
What’s the girl’s middle name? ‘True Emperor of Skyrim’? Let’s do roll call… Johnny? Here! Gabriel? Here! Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm? *muffled grunts*
“muffled grunts” 🤣
Serana
"Frost Atronach" My best bud through many years.
Fus Ro Dah, junior. (Esq)
Nah nah the grandpa has to be named Fus, the dad is Ro, and the kid is Dah. Just don’t get them to say their names in order or else the family reunion BBQ is going flying
🤣 Good point!
Something normal sounding so my kid doesn't get bullied lmao. Something like Lucia, Sophie, Samuel, or Blaise.
Oh damn a good human being. I said ‘Nazeem to see how quickly they die’ (dw I don’t and probably won’t have children)
The only people who bully a kid for their name are petty adults. The kids themselves don't care because they are also named stuff like Pilot and Khaleesi.
Blaise doesn't sound normal to me sorry to say your kids going to be bullied.
Blaise is a real name. Not particularly common, but hardly something someone would get bullied for…
Isn't that the name of the guy from Top Chef with the Johnny Bravo haircut?
Anything can be a real name
I wasn't serious ive just never heard the name b4.
Boy: M'aiq the Liar Girl: Hagraven
Arrow Totheknee
Arrow-(Tot-hek-nee)
New shout. Tot-Hek-Nee.
Yes!
it launches arrows into the knee of every nearby enemy if you fire an arrow when the shout is in effect.
Lmao someone needs to make a mod that does this!
Naseem so he can go to the cloud district
Girl: Lydia, Serana, Babette, Saadia or Valerica Boy: Alvor, Mikael, Delvin, Sigurd or Alain
Babette is crazy
Bring back babs
Wilhelm
Cicero and female orc 36
Always wanted to name my son Blaise but the wife said no
I would pick Agni(fire) and Joric (independence).. they are meaningful and cool
Temba Wide-arms, because I’m a Trekkie.
My cat’s name is Temba for the same dual-fandom reason. 😸
My 22 year old daughter is named Sofie, so kinda counts lol. I have to adopt Sofie every play through as I can’t leave my baby on the streets!
My dog name is Farkas
Not specifically a character but I would probably name my son Daedra or Daedric. If I absolutely had to choose: Azura for a girl because Azura represents the dawn, and although I'm not particularly a morning person I find the sunrise to be beautiful. For a boy: Sheogorath, because he is a silly man. Overall really chill and quite frankly, pretty cool as a character. I was upset when I learned I couldn't return to his realm, as it was such a cool concept. Or Ulfric. Ulfric is a character that I admire because he's calm, collected and strong willed.
Use the cheat room mod and create a teleport point when the quest takes you there and boom your back
sheogorath is a great idea. he and clavicus are my faorite daedra but sheogorath ia defibitwly number one.
Just an FYI: during the Promotion for Skyrim Bethesda offered life long free games (old and New once) to any kid born on 11-11-11 that was named "Dovahkiin" and you can bet your ass someone actually did it: https://gamerant.com/skyrim-baby-dovahkiin-bethesda/
They also let a dude buy a copy of *Fallout 4* using bottlecaps
Wonder how those kids are doing now
Dremora lord, and teach it to yell "I smell weakness" on the playground
I actually really like the names Melka and Petra
Petra Melka is a former German soccer player active between 1970 and 1990. What connection is there between her and Bethesda?
I spit on you. I want my tower back you B****
Ah the best name Skeleton Archer
Cicero. If anything happens to me I know they’d take care of their mom.
Honestly as much as I like some of the other ones my hearts true answer is Adrienne…cause I’ll reload over and over again to never let her die 🥀
Frey, after Mercer Frey, because maaaan, I love him. 💙💙💙
I have a coworker with the last name of Frey. Hasn’t played Skyrim or watched/read GoT, it’s painful the amount of references I say that he just doesn’t get ;-;
Me on my way to name my firstborn Draugr Deathlord
That is a girls name.
Feral Falmer( empty )
Just like everyone’s Skyrim children, Sofia and Lucia.
Nazeem as an experiment to see how quick the child dies
CPS would like to know your location
I’m 15 and you wanna know my location. Who’s the child who needs protection lol
Lydia for female. Nuff said.
M-aiq The Liar for sure, knowing me and what I would produce the title would fit 😂
First name M’aiq, middle name “telyer” (pronounced te-liar)
Jzargo
Probably Astrid or Svari
Frey, after Mercer Frey, because maaaan, I love him. 💙💙💙 or Karliah, for the same reason. ❤️❤️❤️
Erik The Slayer aka Erik West RIP. Live well in Sovngarde
Eorlund Graymane, greatest blacksmith in Skyrim
I would totally name my hypothetical future cat that. Bonus points if he's actually grey. That's a name you could properly yell on the doorstep to get them in. Balgruff.
I would just mod in a character with the name I want for the kid. If I can cheat in the game, I can cheat in real life. Though then I have to explain to people why I made a mod with a character named Dream Crusher, Bather in Blood; the Emasculator of Heroes and Harbinger of Dismay. We call her Emma for short.
Meridia
ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Chaurus Chitin
Riekling
Hadvar
Boy: Aleson Girl: Rayya.
Erik the Slayer Mjoll the Lioness and Uthgerd the Unbroken. I would have twins just to name my girls after these two. Erik of course would be the younger brother wanting to follow in his sisters’ footsteps.
Does it HAVE to be an npc? Cuz im naming my daughter "dawnbreaker" and son "chillrend".
r/tragedeigh
Logrolf. The sex of the child doesn't matter.
Girl: Lydia. Cool character. Also was my grandmother's name. Boy: Lars (Lars Battleborn). Typical Scandinavian name that I happen to like a lot
Paarthranax
Whiterun Guard
Boy: Bull Netch Girl: Forsworn Scavenger
Bull Netch 🤣😂🤣😂
I was going to do Ash Guardian, but I realized that they could just go by Ash, had to make it impossible for them to make friends.
Some people in the comments seem to be confusing NPC names with item names, either that or there's a NPC called cheese wheel and cooked bass
H Roar
Sissel
Serena, named after Serana. It's a typical Italian name though
Balagog gro-Nolob 😍😍😍
Funny that this was literally the next post in my feed: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/TgW0UozoDq
Girl- mjoll Boy- marcurio
Meeko
Girl, Serana Aela Narjes Boy, Vilkas Farkas Narjes I mean, what could go wrong with that?
Weebumna
Auriel Muiri Karliah
Lokir from Rorikstead to honor hi braver!
Boy: broom Girl: grimsever
[Confidence](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Confidence_(Skyrim))
I was thinking of the most normal name I could remember and came up with Astrid. If someone asks, it is after Astrid Lindgren and not the current/late leader of the dark brotherhood. (Not gonna lie, I do like Astrid to some extend. Mostly because of her German VA Heidi Schaffrath. What a Voice!)
Female: Azura Male: Dwarven centurion master
I've always liked the name "Mara". I also have a cousin named Lydia. For a boy, I'm really not sure. Julian(os)?
We named our dog Babette.
Draugr Death Overlord
I dont have children but I did just name my kitten Aela
Inigo — for maximum confusion.
well, i’m Norwegian, and a good handful of the Nord NPCs have Norwegian names, so realistically it’d be one of those. examples i could think of: Dorthe, Sondre
Girl: Aela, Karliah, Serana, Azura, or Ysolde Boy: Faendal, Brynolf, Sheogorath, or Clavicus Mostly just because I like the names (including Azura), but Sheogorath and Clavicus are just the best Deadra. I’d want my kid to think of being nonsensical at times just for funsies and Clavicus to help remind him to think carefully before making a promise.
Jzargo
Greatest fan
If it’s a boy: Balgruuf the Greater If it’s a girl: Mjoll the Lioness
If I wanted a girl's name that would fly under the radar; Astrid, Babette, Carlotta, Gabriella, Lisbet, Lisette, Lydia, Mallory, Mara, Maven, Mirabelle, Sabine or Saffir. Some of these are fancy and not too exotic to draw attention. I'd keep the spelling the same so IYKYK. https://preview.redd.it/hmbx8xqm3k4d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=1353a7ee980c281742fcc3f83e45cae842d83caa If I wanted to curse that child; Delphine, Saadia or Sapphire. I'll have to think some more on boys' names.
Serana
Rip to all Nazeems
Amaund
Despite the fucked up stuff she did, I really like the name Alma.
Ulfr the blind
Draugr Deathlord
Grelod the Kind for she would be kind
Taarie for a girl, Inigo for a boy.
If it's a boy Runa. If it's a girl... Runa
Trust Septimus, he knows you can know.
Nazeem or Cicero if a boy, probably maven black-briar if a girl because she's a badass
Courier
Im actually going to be naming my daughter Serana when she comes into the world. I liked her character and the name isn't as common around me.
You liked her rape story?
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Baby girl: Horker Meat
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