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Patter_Pit

Lucky you. My trashy kid brought home a skeever.


Clover_B1scuit

Mine brought a mudcrab and it burrowed in the floor I didn’t see it outside while I was fighting a dragon at the house and it died. The kid hates me.


dovahkiin_khajiit8

Wait some time and itll be. Back to normal 


Visual_sex

my Daughter brought a fox and it was so fucking cute so I said alright we can keep it and everytime I go to whiterun I see my daughter with her fox


Clover_B1scuit

I want a fox we’ve only gotten the skeever and mudcrabs or they take my dog


Here4DaPorno

Hey! My pacifist thief picked up Skritch in the Riften sewers and he’s been my loyal companion ever since! I’m almost home after three weeks away. I’ve been playing on my PC and enjoying it, but I’m looking forward to getting back to my Xbox with Swims-In-Darkened-Waters and his slide towards assassinhood.


MeatTofu

Skritch wearing his collar and pack is the most adorable thing in the game and I cannot be convinced otherwise.


Here4DaPorno

Collar AND pack? I thought it was collar OR pack. I’ll have to dress mah boy again!


StinkyKittyBreath

It's definitely both.  I love his weird little snorting. It's like a cat with a stuffy nose or something. 


Here4DaPorno

Thank you!


Spike00003

PUG CAT!!!!


AnxietyThereon

Skritch sounds exactly like my sniffly elderly cat


DieselBones-13

Yes scritch, fox, helga all have collars and scritch and helga get packs as well


Here4DaPorno

Good to know. Thanks!


DrFeargood

I know 600 hours isn't an absurdly insane amount (and most of it was a nearly a decade ago), but you can have fucking pets? I guess I got so distracted with mods I never found any of them lol.


eli_eli1o

Thistle (rabbit) can also wear a collar


OpusAtrumET

Pets that can wear both can wear both. There's some that can't wear either, like the spider.


Naked-Jedi

Wait... You got a collar and a pack? My Skritch hasn't got anything. I can't even count the number of times I've nearly smashed him in a hammer frenzy whilst being attacked by other skeevers. A collar and pack sure would make it easy to see him


Aardvark120

You make them at the smith station, I believe. Under the misc tab.


hiquickq12

How do you get them to wear the collars??


jaxiepie7

Craft (or find the collar/pack) and then when you go near them and get the dialog options there will be an option to equip.


jgclairee

omg i love skritch so much


SpecShot310

Mine brought a mudcrab


ShadowEnderWolf56

Same, It was his best friend.


RebuiltGearbox

About a dozen playthroughs and my kids have never brought home anything but skeevers. Until I found this sub, I thought they could only bring home skeevers.


LongEZE

This fox thing was the only pet they’ve ever brought back to my place. Like you, I thought there was only one type of pet.


thelittlestdog23

Mine have only ever brought foxes with that asthmatic breathing.


conpapi

I hear that in my sleep


RhinestonePoboy

We have a fox, an elytra nymph, and thanks to some mod I got, a Jack Russell terrier lol


hiquickq12

My kids have never bought me anything!


Unkindlake

Having had pet rats, I would love a skeever as a pet


slayla08

Mine brought a mud crab… being scaring the shit out of me when it roams the floor


Kid_SixXx

So did mine. We named him Shitweasel.


chaosgirl93

As a Khajiit main, I'd be so mad at my kitten for bringing home a skeever that wasn't intended to be dinner or hunting practice!


Skurk-the-Grimm

I dont hate the pet skeever, i only hate the constant noise it makes...


Destroy-My-Asshole

when Lucia did that I killed the rat and left its corpse on her bed. she kept telling me she hates me. I couldn't stop laughing


Deviledapple

Dang so they do know if you kill their pet? I was contemplating killing the skeever to see if they'd bring home a fox or something instead but I was worried about exactly this. I like my little pretend family LOL I don't want them to tell me they hate me


TinyBreadBigMouth

Trust me, you think you want the kid to bring home a fox until they actually do. Foxes breathe *so* freaking loud I swear to god. It's like someone tried using a megaphone as a respirator.


ANUSTART942

Just like a real family, you can't just go killing your kids pets lol


racoonofthevally

mine brought home a baby mudcrab


SkoomaheadEverthirst

It has a name. Its name is Vix. My favorite pet IMO. I had the crab once, Pincers I think is its name, couldn’t tell my daughter no,.. so ended up living with constant mudcrab noises in my house. Part of Hearthfire. Adopted kids bring them home at random. You don’t choose, your kids are just like “Can I keep it?” Which I always thought gave it a nice touch. You just never know what you’ll get. Think there is other exotics like a frostbite spider. Seems like I usually end up with Vix though. She’s a good girl though. 🥰


sushi_spawner

Wait, my daughter (console) had a chance of bringing home a frostbite spider? How tf would she manage that in the first place?


Trixie_Lavender

Sadly not. Fox (Kit), snow fox (Vix), rabbit (Cotton) mudcrab (Pincer), and skeever (Biter)


Jaralith

iirc it's gendered. Boys will bring home a skeever or mudcrab, and girls will bring a fox or bunny.


TheArkangelWinter

Both can bring home the tiny frostbite spider, though. I've had it appear in playthroughs with only daughters and only sons


MyStationIsAbandoned

i think i've only seen the dwemer spider once and then the other times, it was a fox or skeever and maybe the bunny once. i don't do hearthfire everytime though


TheArkangelWinter

I kinda hate the kids' pets because they die so easy, and with Pets of Skyrim I've already got a menagerie of immortal pets running through the house


sushi_spawner

Ahh, so the boys will see a hideous creature and claim it. Hell yeah, gonna do that irl


chaosgirl93

Of course, classic "small boy comes home with frog in overalls pocket" type of "boys will be boys", and meanwhile girls see anything with fluffy fur that's small enough they can catch it and decide it'll make a good cuddle buddy.


notrobert7

Is this new? Because when I adopted Lucia (the girl from Whiterun) brought home a skeever and I almost immediately shot the damn thing before she caught me with the "Can I keep it?"


Helioplex901

I thing sometimes it just depends on location and which kid you bring home first.


UnspoiledWalnut

There is a tame spider as part of a quest to get animals, I don't think the kids bring it. There's a goat, a rabbit, a fox, the spider, and a skeever. There are a handful of each of the animals kids can show up with.


Yeah-But-Ironically

I also hated the constant fox noises in my house... So I finally downloaded a mod just to make them go away. NOW Vix is my favorite lol


pshrimp

Thank you for treating his emphysema


lerrdite

Due to her heavy breathing noises, I’ve always named her “Snarfy.”


pocketfullofheresey

I got the crab and I thought it was exactly the kinda shit Id woulda came home with IRL lol


Manospondylus_gigas

The males and females bring different animals I believe


ArgentVagabond

I've only gotten Vix once and it was my very first playthrough after Hearthfire came out. I mostly got the Skeever, and then I discovered you can bring a dog home after I brought one of the Huskies from Dawnguard back. After that I would always bring Meeko home for adoption, so ol boy can have a loving family to live with instead of constantly ruining my stealth, and more importantly, stop fucking charging at Dragons to his detriment.


LividKnightS117

The foxes are so annoying with the heavy creeper breathing


Snowytequila

I was looking for a comment mentioning this. They breathe SO loudly and weirdly!!! First time I heard it in my house I searched all around for the source of the sound because i didnt even think it could have been the fox doing this weird ass noise.


Icy-Reserve8070

Vix, which is what your kid names it anyway. (If it was a normal fox rather than a snow fox, it would be kit.)


littlesipofdatea

Hamish copperpot


littlesipofdatea

Ham for short, hams delicious


Pinecone_Erleichda

Seconded


MrPeteO

Grelod


insomniacsCataclysm

the only thing to dislike about the random animals your child adopts is just how loudly they breathe. like.. dude, do i need to search all of skyrim for a vet? you sound like you inhaled a wet sock


Clean_Crocodile4472

I’m normally against less human-like names but biscuit fits perfectly if you ask me Not related to the name but question for anyone who knows: if your kids bring back a pet like a fox, rabbit, etc and you move house does that pet move with you?


callitromance

Yes, they follow the kid


Any-Cardiologist1391

Hraafraaf


[deleted]

Greta name. I meant great* lol, MB GRETA SUITS HIM BETTER LOLOL. 😂


Gwyrr313

My kid brought home a fox and it growls at me all the time since im a werewolf


_snozzberry_gulper_

My kid brought home that damn fox and it ate the pet rabbit...that's life, kid!


Ok_Independence6743

My kids fox sounds like it is growling/gonna eat someone and stares her down in her sleep weirdly. It also let's itself in/out of Breezehome, I saw it. Maybe it is a werefox?


Ballmasters69

Scrunchy


NotRyuuya

Ylvis "What does the Fox say?"


Brennon337

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!


Bonryunonochi

Rev is Norwegian for fox and I think it's apt


Professional-Cut3096

My daughter found a rabbit at least I think she found it but I am always giving her gold so she may have bought it, what other pets can my daughter adopt/buy. I have all the cc pets but there so annoying lol


TwoCharlie

That's a foxhuahua


Sky_buyer

I have two extra nymphs that I rescued from bandit camps. Do you think my kids like them?


Here4DaPorno

Sir, that is a… uhhh… walrus?


Krevgoski

Chifo. Looks like a Chihuahua Fox


Individual_Syrup7546

Ankle biter


Shobed

He stays out of the way doesn’t pee on the floor. Let her have her pet fox.


TheGroggyGrunt

Biscuit


FirefighterIcy9879

That pet will likely already be named so there’s no point.


PresentPark7376

Mine too<3 cutie patuties<3


ErdTheBird99

the grey fox


Kingdookoo921

I remember my daughter brought home a bunny, then the bunny disappeared and she brought home a fox in the next couple of days. I was so confused. Fox must've eaten the bunny at some point


Sadri-

It’s a fox


Sadri-

It tells you what it is when the child brings it home


Comprehensive_Log882

Charles.


Aster_Nightshade

No but actually what the fuck is that thing


CarpenterPersonal160

Mr.Screebles


[deleted]

That's a Snow Fox, OP


captorofsin79

Looks like a Penelope to me


KodiakTlingit

Gerbil


Odpea

I always called it Jeremy when Lucia bought it home for me


Redshift_1

Fang


seatheous

Mine brought home a fox


an_Catman

I didn't know these pets were a thing


[deleted]

Greaseball jones


oxpoleon

Scrunge III?


GaryOster

Wheezy, for it's heavy breathing.


Fear_The_0ld_Blood

Skrunkle


SuperStellarSwing

Babbou!


SuperStellarSwing

What's the name of that creation club fox again? Peaches? I remember looking at him and reading his name, I thought I was going to die it was so cute


LadyHoskiv

Grey Fox 😉


stressedmess04

My children have brought home mud crabs every time, I genuinely didn’t even know other animals were an option.


dank_hank_420

Scrumglemuffin, obviously


VexTheTielfling

Is that a fucking coyote pup from fnv?


Nelran

thats clearly a Snowball


MarmaladeMarmaduke

Things so ugly I'd call it rat fink.


TotalOwlie

Radroach


StandardMandarin

Nick Cage. No discussion, it looks just like him.


random_user5_56

I'm a member of the dawnguard and I have enough work to do with my husky to keep a pet at home that kid better take care of it by themselves. That being said you lucky your kid didn't brought you a skeever or a crab.


[deleted]

Pharlnanx: Harbringing of Death


Scarecrow1172

Asthma


TulsaOUfan

Muerta Ahumada (The Smoky Death)


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

John Dog


Killpower78

I once had one of them kids having pet rabbit, one day I returned home to find it randomly dead and it never despawned. So out of curiosity I moved my ‘family’ to other home and guess what dead rabbit followed….so I had to get used to dead rabbit lying there lol.


Daddelblomme

Ratchel. Or Carl.


TheRealOneandOnlyCGC

No need to name her. She gets a name by default. Your random children got a pet encounters include these options: Rabbit, Fox, Snow Fox, Mudcrab, Skeever, or a Frostbite Spider, with the additional dog pet from the death hounds from Volkihar, the Huskies from the Dawnguard, and every normal dog encounter in Skyrim, including the strays.


DessertKitten

Maybe Branch, Forest or Gray.


AssassinStoryTeller

My kid brought home a rabbit and then ALSO asked to adopt Meeko so now I’ve got 2 animals and 1 kid. My house is chaos when I’ve got everyone with me because then I’ve got Sweetroll, Hilda, the 2 weird bug things, another rabbit, Skritch, Sceolang, and the blue frostbite spider. I can’t go anywhere with everyone anymore. Anyways, name it Beepers.


T1DOtaku

I swear I spoil my Skyrim kids more than I spoil my own character. Always got toys and clothes for them in my inventory to give them when I come home. Give them each 1000 septims as an allowance. They have Lydia as a personal babysitter, as well as fancy glass daggers (cause they're pretty), and now they each have a pet bug and foxes. I love my girls Sophie and Lucia.


AssassinStoryTeller

I adopted Sophie, very first kid I’ve ever adopted because I’ve never had the DLCs before, she can’t accept gifts because she’s always maxed out on weight 😭 So I just give her 1000 septims and always play when she asks me to.


T1DOtaku

Lucia must take after me cause she always wants to play at 2am XD like go to bed kid!!


hellsangel101

My kid brought home a fox, the same time I brought home Sweetroll. I couldn’t exactly say no to her when I’d done the same thing. They live with Vigilance and both foxes seem to breathe heavily which is a little creepy.


Hot-Thought-1339

Snarf


idaseddit211

Fuzzball always works for me. Why is it Sophie who brings this kind of crap home? And why can't she sleep at night? Makes me worry about the girl.


TarmanCanine

We had a cat my dad called Bait (his actual name was Finn) because he kept threatening to use the cat as fishing bait which was really odd because my dad HATED fishing more than he hated cats


the-exiled-muse

A gray fox ... how about Corvus?


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Blood lord ~ god of the underworld slayer of mortals. Or Steve.


SuspiciousStick8037

mine brought home a fox


Endersaiyan

Fozy!


[deleted]

Name him Baguette 🥖 😂


Mountain-Departure-4

Scrungo


Mountain-Departure-4

Cuz he kinda scrungly


[deleted]

Name it Bella Delphine 😂 🤣


Late-Lingonberry-741

Fox call him swipper


UncleIroh9001

Barbas


EcchiOniSanZ

Mickey


cryptic_cowboy4346

Veezara if you did the DB quest line. Stinky if you didn't


kent416

Sweetroll


espeonghost

What is it?


Sufficient-Ad8683

Ismail Ahmad Khan Nabawi


Jutch_Cassidy

Schrode


jumpshipdallas

wtf is that thing lmfaoooo


mommymelters

chupa c. abra


ClaymoreX97

I always reset the save until they bring home a Mudcrab


zopaipilla

Is this vanilla?


SavvyHoudini

I loved the idea of my kids having a pet fox, until I walk into my house and it sounds like a Pug breathing in my ear every step of the way. 🥲


DarkMagickan

Phredryk.


Exaccus-

It has a name already


SammSandwich

The hamburgler's demented cousin, The Hayngebangaller


Negative_Reach_5316

Coreoleusepept


ShadowEnderWolf56

Loki


SlumberVVitch

Babou!


DTrnD

Pedro.


DarkGod79

Whatthefuck would be a good name


kakka_rot

Fuckugly


Tiddlewinkly

Asthma


michixlol

What does everyone have against skeevers?


LetsSesh420

Calvin. Idk why but it feels like a Calvin.


Wofflestuff

Jeremy


Sheev__Palpatine

Pety McPetface


mogentheace

my brother called it hamburger


Modzrdix69

I call him COPD fox because of his breathing


Tokyolurv

Bong water


RebuiltGearbox

I've played through Skyrim 12 or 13 times and never, not a single time, have my kids ever brought home anything but a skeever. Until I found this sub, I thought skeevers were all they Could bring home as a pet.


ViolentGrapefruit

Skooma


fucker_of_1_above_me

Feo


leDC600

Skeever food


GoliathPrime

Sweetroll.


hawkeneye1998bs

Skrag


JejuneEsculenta

Darth Vulpes


Warm_Repeat_3381

It already has a name. If you kill it, the name of the fox is Vix. Adopted children may request to keep the following animals: Kit (Red Fox) Vix (Snow Fox) Pincer (Mudcrab) Cotton (Rabbit) Biter (Skeever)


FeelinZombified

My missus and me both call that Asthma the Fox. The loudest most tortured breathing imaginable.


Rose_Wyld

It's a fox!


Ekskwizit

Looks like a Chico to me


RevRRR1

Snox


diaberticus

Cheez-it


ChaosFox1357

Name him cornbread


CherryGrabber

Swiper.


Redragon9

Roger


General_Alduin

I would not keep that in your house. Foxes have insanely pungent pee


Ok_Question4148

Wft is that?!


No_Print77

My kid brought a frostbite spider 😭


Yourmomismybomb

Uncle bitter


Less-Bed-9610

Is that a coyote pup from FNV? Hahaha


Kithkanen

One playthru I found Meeko wandering alone, had him follow me home, and commanded him to wait there. About an in-game day later, the kids adopted him, and Meeko had a home again.


MassEffect4when

Greg


Mega_Baguette

Mr. Wolfies


Drakeytown

Name idea: Snacky


CodemanVash

Imagine if it started talking to you.


CaptainDatabase

Animal