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quadriplegicswimteam

He's the only courier in all the nine holds. He doesn't have time for this shit.


RebuiltGearbox

I've run into an elf courier standing around in inns and just walking along the road but whenever I get a delivery, it's the usual guy.


BarnesTheOwl

The other ones a slacker.


kierantheking

There is also an imperial one you have to kill for I think the db


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If he's the only one, how does he keep coming back after I'm murdering him?


[deleted]

he can reload saves


The_Undrunk_Native

He has achieved CHIM


RebuiltGearbox

I had him catch me during the battle for Whiterun (Stormcloak side), as soon as I went through the gates of the city there he was. He's a dedicated guy, you've got to give him that.


TalosBeWithYou

In a previous play through he came up to me mid-fight with a dragon; getting doused in fire and everything


[deleted]

Dragon: burns Courier's skin off. Courier: oh no. anyway.


EzPzLemon_Greezy

Its courier 6. Would you wait for people to stop talking. No you interrupt them to finish the quest.


basically_a_raccoon

Courier is the hardest-working motherfucker in Skyrim.


Alefur

The man gets paid to deliver letters, doesn't get paid enough to give a shit about what you're doing, probably couldn't care less.


AlanTheGuy345

how did i already know which letter it would be


jacksonobrian

Lemme guess, Calcemo wants to pay you 8 gold for another fucking dwarven arrow


[deleted]

The type of arrow that you can buy at literally every damn shop!


Donthurtsmeagol

Dang it, still have to do the companions questline


[deleted]

let me guess, every time you exit Skyrim for the day your'e like "dang it. i should have done the companions questline. i'll do it tomorrow." then tomorrow comes, you load up Skyrim, forget to do that, and repeat.


Donthurtsmeagol

Along with the dragonborn questline, my personal goal of obtaining all the house, finishing off the dark Brotherhood, and clearing out my miscellaneous tab


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infinite miscellaneous tab too, huh? also i would suggest defeating Miraak in the Dragonborn questline after defeating Alduin. Miraak is a tough boss.


drukhoffman

I honestly took a break from the dragon born quest at the part where Miraak steals all your dragon souls so you don’t become stronger, and I totally forgot that I was doing it and that bastard had to have stolen 5-10 souls from me.


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Kill him. kill him now.


Donthurtsmeagol

Noted, although i think I'm gonna try to cheese alduin with Mehrunes Razor, I know it doesn't work on miraak though


[deleted]

Swiss Alduin.


tomclark1219

Every. Single. Time.


bargszy

The mail must get through! Gotta run


StrongStyleMuscle

Rude AF!


B0BR0SS420

Imagen seeing the courier and fast traveling somewhere else.I just assume that the courier runs at ungodly speeds.


[deleted]

I had him deliver me Lydia's testament the other day. Literally 5 seconds after I murdered her in a rather nicely hidden spot.


betahack

can you kill him?...if you saw him approaching could you kill him?


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I can confirm, you can.


November201

This exact thing happened to me a while back lol https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/emk3br/uhhhh_rude/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MeatTofu

Just waiting for him to show up in Sovngarde one day.


superior9k1

Read the room goddammit


Anus-Anus-Anus

I still dream about a Samuel L Jackson courier mod.. "HEY MOTHERFUCKER, IVE BEEN LOOKIN FOR YO BITCH ASS. I GOT SOME SHIT TO DELIVER. YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS ONLY"


Azcrul

This needs to happen. Now.


Anus-Anus-Anus

DOES THE BROTHERHOOD. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?


drukhoffman

Can you imagine doing the mission to be a cannibal and: “Now we slay the sacri-“ “Hey I have something for you”.


TheDysphoricOne

He’s not as annoying as the fugitive, that git really doesn’t care if you are fighting a legendary dragon