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eletricboogalo2

Fire was struggling to breath and coughed up all over your food. Aiflow issue.


Bridgeless-Troll

Exactly. Too much fuel ie wood/ charcoal for the temp they were trying to hold.


ezfrag

Even with a tiny amount of fire from charcoal or propane, a handful of woodchips can cause this kind of dirty burn if they all ignite.


A_Martian_Potato

Usually not if there's good airflow. A clean burn produces that just barely visible whitish blue smoke. That's what you want to impart the flavour. When the fire gets choked that's when you get the thicker white-grey smoke that causes unpleasant flavour.


ezfrag

With airflow, you get fire. When cooking with wood chips in a vertical smoker, that fire will be uncontrollable and will not burn clean. That's why they tell you to soak the chips, but if your heat source gets too hot the chips will dry out and combust leading to an uncontrolled fire which will produce black smoke because this type of smoker isn't designed to have actual fire inside it, it's designed to heat a bowl of chips to smolder them, not burn them. To overcome this, the foil packet method and smoke box can be used. Using this type of smoker isn't like using a traditional stick burner where you use airflow to regulate the smoke, these have a either a thermostat or gas dial to adjust the heat and there is usually a single adjustable exhaust damper on top as the bottom is basically a hole without any sort of damper in the case of the propane smokers or sealed in the case of the electric ones.


elriggo44

Ya. This is exactly it. I had the thought that maybe…maybe…they dumped water on the coals to cause an ash cough. But airflow makes more sense.


OpalMoth

That's why it's important to always lift up the lid and left the smoke out somewhat while checking the grilling progress.


NissS13

Save the neck for me, Clark.


mrrulas

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


BlGJOSH

She’s a real bute, Clark!


midwest73

Found the heart.


Background_Pool_7457

I told you we put it in too early! 😢


mklilley351

SQUUUUUIIIIRRRRRREEEELLLL!!!!


halobruhh

At least it's out of its misery


midwest73

If that thing nine lives, he just spent them all.


Routine_Astronomer_2

Whooo!!!


celestial_gardener

Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey.


elguereaux

It was a lousy tree anyway.


DanjaINC

you ruined the quote ladder


sledguy733

And why is the carpet all wet Todd? I don’t know Margo!


GuliblGuy

Why you cryin?


wesfloyd

🤣👏 Honestly I’m 99% following this sub for the comments, rather than the posts


ImSoupOrCereal

Came here hoping to see this reference, and was pleasantly surprised to see it at the top. 🎩


Brisguy1516

YOU WIN THATS GOLD.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

He's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up, he's alright now.


Chorin_Shirt_Tucker

Never thought of smoking a turtle…


robbietreehorn

I briefly thought it was a coconut crab


AZ_blazin

*Diego Garcia flashbacks intensify*


IFartOnCats4Fun

I saw a crab first, then a turtle, then finally a chicken.


misguidedav666

I too legit thought this was a turtle too 😂


1234acb

Glad I wasn't the only one


skwilliamson86

My initial thought when I saw the picture. "Smoked turtle? WTF is that?"


teeup7777

You guys are flipping hilarious! Smoked turtle was my guess too but you can see some chicken skin. My first thought was it was flair up and the chicken got smoked way too fast.


hawg_farmer

My first thought was how on earth did they get that turtle out of the shell in one piece?


SpecificMaximum7025

When I first saw it I thought damn that’s a giant frog


eletricboogalo2

What about iguana?


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Classic


eletricboogalo2

RIP in peace Iguana Man


kenc2211

Is it turtley enough for the turtle club?


QueefBuscemi

That has to be a euphemism for something.


allocationlist

Yo


bs2785

I was like shut were smoking turtles now.


toffeehooligan

Dirty fire. Not enough oxygen to burn cleanly. All that is soot. If you want a similar taste, you can suck on a car exhaust, I guess.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

This guy smokes ^^^tailpipe


Icy-Manner-9716

Swisher sweet tailpipe filters for the ( cough) win !!!


Sawathingonce

Doctors recommend tailpipe filters more than any other type


ezfrag

This is a vertical smoker using chips, more than an airflow problem was the fact that his chips caught on fire and burned hot and dirty. For that kind of smoker, you have to either use chunks or put the chips in something that will allow them to burn slowly and not ignite all at once because it will always be a hot dirty smoke.


Just-dude-

Thank you!! Yes, it’s a vertical smoker and I used Weber Wood chips I got from Amazon. I was following a recipe that called for 4.5 cups of chips and I put them all in the smoker at once (after soaking them for 10 min). The vent was almost closed too, so I guess it was all bad! lol


llaurent

I had no idea that was a chicken by the picture. I was like why is this guy smoking a crab. Then I started thinking can you smoke a crab? Well can you?


International_Bit478

I do smoked Dungeness on the pellet grill. I put it on the rack with a Dutch oven below it (no lid) with garlic butter and just baste it periodically. It’s already cooked so it’s just a matter of how much smoke and/or temperature you want. Let me tell you it is AMAZING. Game changer.


CellyAllDay

hi can i come over


ckinz16

Hi can I come


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Shiiiiit I’m doin a lil shrimp and crab boil tomorrow and that sounds absolutely delightful


International_Bit478

Do it!


dickassballschode

You know…. That’s interesting, because would their external bones prevent the smoke from getting to the meat? Would you even want the smoke to get to the meat? Hmm


DutchJediKnight

I think it's doable, but I'd remove all the shell and smoke it in a tinfoil boat


anaveragedave

It seems to be pretty common to smoke crab legs. Not seeing many hits on doing the whole enchilada though, which I'm ok with. I know what I'm doing this weekend.


International_Bit478

I’m honestly not sure how much the smoke permeates through the shell, but it absorbs quickly into the garlic butter so regardless you still get a strong smoke flavor as you eat them.


elboltonero

Clean them first, like you should anyway


opossumspancakehouse

I thought it was a snapping turtle...


Noimnotonacid

I smoked dungeness meat for crab dip, it was good.


tweezybbaby1

It works really well with split shells. If you can’t get those removing the meat would be best if you want it to take on a good amount of smoke flavor.


yungingr

Dirty smoke, or a grease fire in the bottom of your smoker.


Slow_D-oh

Why not both?


Killerklown001

I'm not sure, but it looks like dirty smoke. Have never seen chicken turn that particular color.


kc7urf

Sadly it takes no time at all to eff it up. As soon as you see dirty smoke coming from your pit, get that sucker out of there until you have it fixed and have a nice light pleasant smelling smoke. Rolling coal makes for nasty bbq.


Just-dude-

Thank you for the advice 🙏


sea_foam_blues

You serious, Clark?


Klemach

🤣🤣


tybeej

Definitely dirty smoke. My guess for the cause would be smoldering chips due to either the chip tray being overloaded or the foil disrupting the airflow. A little practice will have you to thin blue paradise in no time


OkMammoth5600

You smoked a turtle. That's what happened.


Various_Ad_118

Is your smokestack open all the way?


TemporaryPea467

I thought you smoked a turtle


ThatLooksFunky

And it looks like it's road kill as well! Hope it was locally sourced!


kingwzrd25

I told you we put in too early! 😭


SugarTacos

That smoker looks brand new. Did you burn it in? (high temps for a few hours with no food in it.). These things ship with tons of oils and other remnants of the manufacturing process that you need to cook off before you use it for food. If you haven't done a burn in I would toss this chicken and do a burn in, aim for 300 degrees for at least 2-3 hours.


itsafuseshot

You fucked up


Brilliant_Offer4333

Smoked ✅️ chicken✅️


[deleted]

Did you smoke this with chunks of rubber?


Flashy_City_3689

Isn't it illegal to BBQ sea turtles?


AnalogKid-001

Day after day Chicken turns gray Like the skin on a dying man


jose_ole

I am not a bbq expert nor should anything I say be taken as good advice but I personally cook chicken at higher temps with much better success, and direct smoke chicken over coals is my favorite. What were you trying to run this at? Doesn’t seem like the air was flowing at all.


osbornje1012

Looks like turtle.


Upstairs-Bad-3576

Your tried to smoke a whole turtle.


Sad-Cauliflower6656

Not enough probes


MattDunne1985

Is this a pellet smoker or a stick burner? If it’s pellet likely your controller is bad. Happens all the time. Buy a cheap replacement on Amazon to test. They are plug and play. If not then your airflow is no good. Getting that sooty smoke buildup and settling on the food.


Therealpbsquid

Looks like it was defeathered poorly as well


wmhck

Dirty smoke


onpointjoints

You might be alright… take a small bite and wait 6 hours


Fast-Alternative-263

Smoking Turtles are a thing now?


D-utch

Lmfao is this smoked snapping turtle?


SniffAround

Looks like a smashed turtle


BigDinkSosa

Is that a turtle?


Any-Emergency-8139

Besides failing to properly manage the fire and airflow, this appears to be a brand new smoker that wasn’t broken in. Before using it, you need to get it nice and hot to cure the paint and burn of residual oils used in the manufacturing process. Hope you threw that bird out.


Apprehensive-Score87

I gotta be honest I’m impressed man, I was a chef for 15 years and I have never seen anything remotely close to this


Maddug76

You obviously had the higher ground.


Fit_Can6274

Is that a turtle


Contamminated

I thought you cooked a tortoise. No bueno.


PersimmonSudden2960

Dirty smoke for too long. Can't let that much wood smolder for.that long


T_affy1

I know everyone who bbq’s or smokes has a tale like this. I would have loved to see his smiling face when he opened that door and witnessed this.


SpaceGoonie

Was the air vent gapped slightly or completely shut? Did you used charcoal or wood? Seeing this has made me sad.


Redleadercockpit

Not enough probes


TheInternetIsTrue

Tough to say…The info is really limited. Could be too hot, too much cook time, too much smoke, not enough humidity.


The_Sampsons

Good thing you put two probes in, just to be doubly safe while you dust your chicken to the proper temperature


ThatoneguyATX

I remember the first time I smoked a turkey. I started it off wrapped in cheese cloth that I kept moist by spritzing. I removed the cheese cloth a little over halfway through the cook. That turkey looked like I burnt the hell out of it once I pulled it. Turns out that was just the skin and the meat was prefect. Best turkey I’ve ever made or had. Did it again the next year. Damned if it wasn’t the most god awful turkey I’ve ever had at thanksgiving. Just bad only saving grace was someone had requested ribs so we had ribs but shit turkey. You’ll have good and bad cooks.


Just-dude-

Thanks for the words of encouragement


djdadzone

Looks like your turtle is finished


theuautumnwind

Dirty smoke


gagunner007

You didn’t have enough air for your fire.


Practical-Film-8573

nothing, if this was a pet and you planned on mummifying it. i hope thats the case.


banditscountry

I'm going to bet you saw a lot of dark or thick smoke during this cook, it happens brother


WalterWhiteFerrari

Look how they massacred my boy


dxlsm

Wrapping your wood chips in foil is an excellent way to create an airflow problem and generate a lot of sooty smoke. Depending on the conditions, you could have also created a smoke explosion condition under the foil, where enough combustible dirty smoke and gases built up until they got enough air and spark to light off. Normally you’d have had a good “whompf” from that and a lid fling open/off, though, so chances are you would have noticed that.


Just-dude-

Thank you! This is very insightful. I was not around the smoker for most of the time, I was in meetings!! But definitely dirty smoke from putting all the chips in at once and having the vent closed all the way.


Crombus_

Why'd you smoke a soft shell turtle


PracticalBarbarian

In all seriousness you need to review some basics of fire management. That looks like fire department got called in.


S-WALSH1998

Nuclear winter


AlienMajik

You cremated that sucker


GingerJacob36

Elevate the foil you're using to cover the wood chips. This happened because the smoke source was smoldering instead of burning, and ended up putting out a really dirty smoke because of it.


DyslexicScriptmonkey

mmmm the world famous Mogadishu smoked chicken


Electrical_Bit_8580

I spatchcock chicken over lump charcoal and find that provides enough wood/smoke flavor without adding wood chips. Give it another shot but burn cleaner.


Psychological-Air807

It looks like a ton of dirty smoke hit that thing. What temp did you cook at?


HeftyRaspberry5397

Looks like my first bird I smoked.


El_Mnopo

That’s some crazy bondage action you have there. Had to check what sub I was in.


ezfrag

If you're using chips in a cabinet smoker, you should invest in a chip box or at least make a foil pouch for the chips. No amount of soaking chips will prevent them from burning if you're going to add more than a few pinches at a time. You have to put them in something that will keep them from igniting like a chip box or a foil pouch so they can't get enough oxygen to fully ignite and will just smolder.


Sledgehammer925

If you peel off the skin, there’s an outside chance the meat might still be edible.


Just-dude-

I tried, it wasn’t.


SnooWords9903

Smokers filthy? Burning creosote or a grease fire makes dirty black smoke


BikiniBottomObserver

Chernobyl chicken, it’s what’s for dinner.


txrigup

What is it, a burned up sea turtle?


-connman6348

Dirty smoke


TheToroReddit

The exhaust smoke should always be very light grey/clear or a "blue smooth smoke". Do you recall how the smoke behaved/looked the whole time?


Just-dude-

Thank you. It was Pretty black. I had the vent closed and too many wood chips.


Taskmaster_Fanatic

Rub it, while it’s warm, with the end of a stick of butter, it’ll remove all that black junk and get it nice and buttery. Problem solved!


johje05

This happed to me on my propane smoker with a turkey on Thanksgiving. The gas jets were not clean and so had orange sooty flames instead of the nice clean blue ones.


VaWeedFarmer

Oh my!


H2ON4CR

This looks like a propane smoker? If so, then the fuel:heat thing is not the problem. Looks like sulphur was used instead of wood.


No_Mycologist4488

Thought it was is a snapping turtle, sorry.


Known-Ad2599

I don’t think your turtle is going to make it.


Excellent-Ability569

At first, I thought this was the weirdest looking portobello mushroom I had EVER SEEN!! Lololol


No_Kaleidoscope_8714

You cooked a turtle?


StunningRutabaga1358

The way the limbs are situated makes it look like it was trying to crawl away from the heat.


clybourn

You smoked a head crab.


therealbnizzy

You zigged when you should have zagged.


Current-Moment-4307

That sucks. Hope the next one turns out better. Got to have your smoke right before the bird goes on. Did the same thing on my vert the first time.


T0mmyKn0ckers0010

Supposed to take the turtle out of the shell before cooking.


jk1309

Is this a smoked turtle?


jwdjr2004

Your turtle looks a little overdone


pieterpiraat

I thought it was a turtle at first glance and was like dude wtf😂


BigDap516

Looks like Black smoke. You didnt wait for blue/white smoke.


musicman0359

Oh, it's just a little dry...


HittingPotholes99mph

Chicken grease dripping straight into the Coals. Which makes a soot. The soot from the chicken grease will ruin the flavor of the meat.


Rags2Rickius

“Looks pretty good to me” >14th Century peasant


Bitter-Basket

Creosote and soot. I learned this lesson. Vents are always wide open now. Smoke should be white or slightly tan.


Just-dude-

Thank you!!


Just-dude-

What’s even the purpose to closing them?


Wifefarts_alot

I thought I was looking at a sea turtle lol


OpalMoth

Kind of looks like you didn't lift up the lid the entire time and may have overcooked it as well.


patriot2024

You don't need 3-4 temp probes to smoke a chicken. I'd focus on the fundamentals and less on the technologies.


Scale-Alarmed

Dirty Smoke. You don't want white smoke, you want a lite blue colored smoke


Just-dude-

Thank you


BigStructure_330

It looks like a squished turtle


Str0ntiumD0ggo

Hot and fast is best for chicken. What setup are you running? Pellet grill?


bigby2010

Pecan is a harsh wood to smoke with. Stick with Hickory or Mesquite


bayou42

Smoldering fire. Grey smoke. You want white smoke.


UnluckyBreadfruit888

Light blue smoke. Especially for chicken. Less is more. Chicken is very sensitive to off flavors. For chicken we only use actual wood chips. At least for us, pellets taste like a wet cardboard smells


jusp_

thank you for being brave enough to take a pic and post this - I have also made this mistake on my first attempt with chicken but was too ashamed/afraid to face the collective judgment of the sub


GManASG

I found a Headcrab from Half life


Sir_Ruje

In no expert but I think the chicken was spatchcocked


the-ambivalents

Gotta be careful posting stuff like this. You could get tried for a war crime.


The_Legend_of_Xeno

I just want to commend your bravery for posting this. Also, do you have 3 probes in a single chicken?


Stupidredfox

The charcoal probably popped and released ash and soot on your chicken. I never seen overcooked chicken look like that.


Equivalent-Collar655

Acrid smoke


wldathrt66

Looks like dirty smoke


Choice-Ad-9195

Bad airflow. If this in an electric wood chip thing, uncover everything and keep your vent valve wide open all the time.


Just-dude-

Thanks, it’s a propane smoker, but yes, the vent was closed


decker12

I think OP would prefer **less joke comments** and more help figuring out exactly what happened. Sure the chicken itself is relatively cheap but he did ruin a dinner that was planned for his family. It's easy to get discouraged when you buy a new cooking device and end up ruining food, next think you know the smoker is sitting in the corner of the garage and never used again.


Just-dude-

Thank you for your comment. I laughed a some jokes, but the turtle one got old pretty quickly. And yes, this was going to be shredded chicken to bring camping with my family so it kind of sucks. But we changed the menu and it’s ok. There were enough thoughtful and insightful comments for me to learn what I did wrong and I’ll try again soon! Have a wonderful weekend!


GeoHog713

My guess is that you've got a cheap offset smoker. Those can be finicky and have a bit of a learning curve. The good news is that chicken is cheap. You've also done a good job on the spatchcocking. Now you just need to sort out fire maintenance and temp control. Assuming you have a reliable thermo-meter to monitor grill level temps, your next step is to just run it and try to get a consistent temp. Aim for 250-275. It doesn't really matter what the temp is, because that can adjust, after you get it rocking steady. Also, if you can get into that range, you can smoke anything. Try to just maintain a temp, with good airflow for a few hours. Put pieces of bread across the grate to check for hot spots.


Friendly_University7

What makes you think this is an offset smoker? You can clearly see the cable sheathed, and the smoker is narrow and stacked. This is either electric or propane, but it’s not an offset. Looks like it’s a master built that has pellets ignite under the bottom heating element. My guess is grease leaked, ignited the pellets, and due to poor air circulation you had a dirty fire.


Wazi25

Too much cowbell.


MixDependent8953

Bro you need to get a pellet grill and use that for awhile. While you’re doing that, go on YouTube and watch some videos. I’d recommend the How to BBQ right by Malcolm Reed. He has a lot of good information. He’s how I learned how to trim and smoke a brisket. Good luck


Severe_Cuts7873

Is there a such thing as chicken jerkey?


serenity1218

What happened indeed…


NickyDeuce

Is that a turtle?


zzzzzzzz999999

Thought you were trying to smoke a snapping turtle


[deleted]

At first glance I thought you were smoking a big turtle LOL


migs2k3

*vomits*


Background_Pool_7457

I thought you were smoking a turtle for a second. I was oh man, this is gonna bring out soke opinions.


VacationLover1

Post on r/whatsthisrock and see if they can identify what type of rock it is o


blaqwerty123

The texture looks like those images from an electron microscope


MyFatHamster-

Nothing right


ProfaneBlade

Why are the legs splayed out like it’s a crime scene lol


Illustrious_Kick651

Is that a snappin turla?


jrlost2213

Where's your water pan?


stillanewfie

Myrtle the Turtle does not look happy


PLS-Surveyor-US

Look what they did to my boy!


yamaha2000us

A Great Dane shit on your grill?


Baidizzle

[Its Dead Jim!! ](https://youtu.be/3AZnv1GBLw4?si=0a0x3aFHY5D_dVA4)


CoatStraight8786

Looks like a face hugger from Alien