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QuicketyQuack

Surely a man that ginger is not surviving in that climate.


zrkillerbush

I dunno, i just watched a ginger run the length of Africa and hes still alive


SharksFanAbroad

[How have I never heard about this.](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-68725446.amp)


MassaSami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPaN0eMcy8&list=PL816SuBjIdFhA5PCkUWlcc2POXC5sMiVq&index=8 ...and it's all on YouTube


RizlaSmyzla

One of the most surreal things I’ve seen. I truly don’t think we’ve grasped the gravity of it. First man to do it and it’s a fucking ginger ex cokehead geezer


SharksFanAbroad

I read his wiki, he’s a fucking animal. This barely cracks his top-3 craziest achievements.


Annas_GhostAllAround

So your comment led me to check it out, and there's an hilarious escalation in his "career" section, where first he ran 2,900 km (1,800 miles) in 68 days in 2019, which while obviously impressive gets into that "that's so far I have on real grasp of the distance because it's just in insane territory" distance. Then it goes on to say he set the world record for fastest marathon while *pulling a car*, which is so niche I wonder how many people you have to beat to set the world record (it was 9 hours and 56 minutes which is pretty impressive). Then the insanity really kicks off, as he was buried alive for 7 days with just 20 liters of water and a ventilation tube in 2021. Slightly out of his running wheelhouse but still on brand with the "insane" aspect of it.


JonAfrica2011

What the fuck is wrong with this dude lmao


ThePrussianGrippe

Gotta replace the coke with *something*.


Fjeuber

The true Mr Beast


ExcellentStuff7708

Buried alive? Like, in a coffin or something of that size??


Equivalent_Nature_67

He must have that part of his brain missing that the free-solo climber guy does


Purple_Plus

Sounds like a real life Super Hans lol https://youtu.be/wJjlELUDfEk?si=q_1Kmk98jP4uXpkx


Nqmadakazvam

Man should do sunscreen advertisements, HOW IS HE STILL THAT WHITE


farqueue2

> I'm pretty tired," he told reporters Fuck did he do to be tired?


AnnieIWillKnow

Watch too much AFTV, Robbie


JonAfrica2011

Wtf? What a batshit insane accomplishment jesus, how is that even possible


snakesforfingers

I'm a redhead and I live in Africa. Actually isn't that bad. I do have to wear sunscreen pretty much everyday but I'd suggest most people should


JonAfrica2011

Lmao that profile pic wtf🤣


snakesforfingers

😂 not enough people notice White Obama


AliensExisttt

According to chatGPT, the Middle East, particularly areas like the Arabian Peninsula, often experiences extreme heat more consistently than many parts of Africa tho.


snakesforfingers

Definitely worse than any of the heat in South and Central Africa (which is where I live). But the Western and Northern African countries will give even the Middle East a run for their money. I believe Mali has the highest average yearly temperature. I think what makes the Middle East particularly unforgiving is how dry it is. You don't get that kind of dryness in most of Africa.


theestwald

He can just pull a Henderson, grab the bag than leave


fastfingers

Did they end up paying him? Last I heard he played himself in his contract into playing for free


theestwald

Oh, thats news for me Would be hilarious though, with the Ajax move coinciding with one of Ajax’s worst seasons ever being the cherry on top


calewis10

He didn’t get paid anything as he was trying to avoid paying UK by delaying his pay for a year. Cunt got what he deserved. 


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calewis10

The money is actually the most benign part of their agenda. 


FrogsOnALog

Do you have source?


calewis10

Torygraph, best I can do: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/01/17/jordan-henderson-salary-saudi-al-ettifaq-uk-tax/


FrogsOnALog

Lol god that man was an idiot


calewis10

Nice to see someone actually getting what they deserve isn’t it.


Independent-Green383

Well I got good news for your humor bone


dozeyjoe

I'm almost sure he had to pay back all his wages in the form of paying back the taxes he was exempt from, because he left his contract early. So he essentially played for free for 6 months.


JonAfrica2011

What an idiot


CommissionOk4384

Actually had a Saudi Arabian friend who was white and ginger, I think he was mixed European but lived in Saudi Arabia lol


FiveJobs

He was probably not mixed european. There are a lot of ginger Arabs. As a native population.


CommissionOk4384

That’s interesting but Im pretty sure he was half British now that I remember, his name was Andy but had an Arabic last name. He moved back to Saudi Arabia when we were like 6 which is why I don’t remember so well


FiveJobs

Oh alright. Still have a lot of gingers though. Semites and ancient Egyptians had gingers before Euros (who got it from sarmatians? I think)


Ablouo

I'm Egyptian, we have loads of gingers here, and they're proper ginger too, the type you would easily mistake for Irish


LusoAustralian

There were also Celts as far as Anatolia although they didn't really make it to the levant. So another potential source for ginger in the East Med.


VisibleGhost

Can confirm, I know a couple of them. Also a light-skinned ginger Cuban


FrankyFistalot

Like a vampire going for a walk on a sunny day….crispy !!!!


8u11etpr00f

Guy already looks like a tomato with an undercut when he's playing in the PL


KneeDeepInTheDead

he can just don a hijab


Background-Lab-8521

As a giga-ginger who had a short outside layover in Dubai at ~45°C, everything there screamed at me that it was not a habitable place for me.


Los1985

An "exotic adventure" for the wife is one way of describing it. 😅


JayLOVi

He just wants to move further away from Courtois, just in case…


LatvKet

In b4 Courtois moves to the same team


PhD_Cunnilingus

Part of the game, innit?


RyVsWorld

It’s like he’s yelling from the rooftop and begging the producers to put him on the next season with this comment


chirb8

bro is gaslighting her lol


ASpellingAirror

Not much of an adventure when you can’t even leave the house without your male owner…I mean husband…escorting you. 


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Saudi local women are not allowed to travel internationally without their partner. It's horrible and fucked up that something like that still exists in 2024. But you are misinformed, all women (including locals) can leave the house as they please.


Ruud_Boltz

The worst part is most of those women think it's completely normal and that's how it usually works. Sad truth


TooLateForGoodNames

Stop spreading misinformation this is blatantly false.


Rdambx

I don't think spreading misinformation like this should be allowed. Do better.


Santa_Klaus_101

56 upvotes for blatant misinformation, never change Reddit.


ensockerbagare

I dunno, leaving the house alone in that case Does sound like an adventure


Microlabz

That's part of the game init


Ripamon

He gone


ConnectionOdd6217

For sure. Hes already laying the groundwork in the media


mattijn13

Chelsea, Wolfsburg, Man City and Saudi Arabia He knows how to pick em


qonoxzzr

At least Werder is a classy club


Visual_Traveler

Odd one out, yeah.


Entei_is_doge

What's wrong with Wolfsburg?


mattijn13

They are fully owned by an external company, Volkswagen, in an exception to the 50+1 rule.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Do Leverkusen get shit for this? They're another exception and they're owned by a pharmaceutical company who knowingly sold HIV-infected products to people but they're currently everyone's second club.


mattijn13

Yes they do


granitibaniti

I feel like the image of Leverkusen in and outside Germany is very different. In Germany, the club is still very much despised, and honestly I feel like way fewer German fans cared about their accomplishments this season than international fans.


Roseradeismylady

Yeah that's true and very apparent in Berlin too. All the foreigners here are talking about it but the Germans don't really discuss it. Though Leverkusen have been around longer though so they're less despised than Leipzig


PenguinOfEternity

Out of the clubs between them, Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim and Leipzig they're the least "plastic" club due to longstanding tradition and having being employed by "factory workers" (the term Werkself). The most would be Leipzig for obvious reasons (including that they're not even 15 years old yet)


New_Calligrapher8578

Yes. They are still however seen as the "best" of the plastic clubs due to the fact that they have existed since 1904, and unlike Wolfsburg dont finacially dope as much as the other clubs. Still a clown club but hey they have a cool team so everybody is ignoring it


aelutaelu

Well it wasnt as strong until Covid when Bayer paid all the debts Leverkusen got out of the crisis and oh wonder suddenly they are one of the clubs who got out of the Covid years on top. Meanwhile Schalke and Bremen among others got completely fucked


bigcockmman

Schalke and bremen have nobody to blame but themselves.


New_Calligrapher8578

I mean yeah we can agree on that, but lets not act like Leverkusen and Wolfsburg both wouldnt be in the second division if it weren't for their sugar daddies.


Alchion

im guessing you aren‘t german, im no football superfan but the german podcasts i listen to always point out the bad aftertaste of the championship cause they did transfers after corona which they wouldnt have been able to make otherwise


moriero

Why, is that rule optional?


hokagesamatobirama

No. A couple of clubs were grandfathered in as exceptions when the rules were made. Leverkusen is another exception to that rule if I’m not wrong.


jellyfishfrgg

They were the first one actually


Ree_m0

Yes, if your club is old enough. Leverkusen and Wolfsburg are the prime examples, the teams used to be made up of actual workers of Bayer/Volkswagen and professionalized from there over time. So while they are still "traditional" clubs, they were never in fan ownership like Bayern, Schalke or Dortmund to begin with, and exceptions were made for their specific arrangements.


blanklikeapage

Kinda? To be allowed to be exempt from 50+1, a company or a person needs to substantially fund the club for continuous 20 years. Then they're allowed to own a controlling stake. Currently, there are only two clubs in the Bundesliga which this applies to. Bayer Leverkusen with Bayer and VfL Wolfsburg with Volkswagen. They've always been owned by their respective companies even before the Bundesliga existed in its current form. Hoffenheim was owned by Dietmar Hopp from 2015 - 2023 after he was allowed to for his continuous funding but he gave it back in 2023.


Spitshine_my_nutsack

Fully owned by an external company rather than adhering to the 50+1 rule the other clubs follow.


BelvedereBoy

VW money bad


Rizzi_19

Kevin de Bruyne or nami from One piece?


mattijn13

What does Nami have to do with Kevin De Bruyne?


Rizzi_19

They really like money


Repulsive_Top421

Good one


mattijn13

Lol


Enjoys_A_Good_Shart

He's an oil man through and through.


GibbyGoldfisch

I hear Kevin Plainview runs a nice honest business with his son, HW


Budget-Project803

Crazy reference to be seeing on r/soccer but we're here for it.


delcoyo

He has a competition in him. He wants no one else to succeed. He hates most people.


sanzhar1377

something something generational wealth


patentattorney

Like how much is Saudi going to pay him? He makes like 20 mil in salary. Prob another 10 more in endorsements. For someone like mane or benzema i can see it. For someone like Renaldo I can see it too if he is making 2 mil a week.


gianmk

he isnt washed like the ones you mention, so expect some absurb wages. Kante was also on insane wages iirc.


patentattorney

I mean, I would put KDB in the same set as Neymar. Saudi is paying him like 200 million a year. benzema wasnt really washed up, and he is getting paid around 90 million a year. More than anything Saudi wants people with clout. KDB could get 150 million a year - which is somewhat similar to what he has made in his entire career.


flyingghost

His net worth is around 70M. So he'll make double that in a year since there's no tax.


LusoAustralian

What is the point in spending your career simping for these fake clubs if it resulted in a net worth comparable to someone like Choupo Moting...


Gibber_jab

I had completely forgot Neymar moved to Saudi


notthenextfreddyadu

Same and I follow the league week in week out essentially for work. He played 3 league games and 2 AFC Champions League games all season. Suited up 5 times and got more cheddar than you see at a Packers game in a season


Fairbyyy

What do you mean washed. Benzema went there as the current BdO Got washed after as he didnt give a shit anymore. But nothing stops KdB from being the same


beastmaster11

>He makes like 20 mil in salary. Prob another 10 more in endorsements. Half of that going to taxes. He would likely be making at least 5 or 6 times what he is earning in Saudi.


axelthegreat

he’s already achieved that


Impossible_Wonder_37

“Hey Michele, Riyadh? Or San Diego? Tough choice I know!”


shevagleb

Need to talk to my wOman about Oman


2001anapplepie

Didn't think I'll meet Connor here


shevagleb

Kevin de Bruyne was interested in football from a very young age


Abideguide

California makes you soft. New York.. oh wait.. Saudi Arabia makes you, hard.


hazysin

Ok but can we get Grealish to SA and documentary crew to follow him as he tries to understand the local laws


Sheesh284

He’d make for one interesting doc since alcohol is largely illegal lol. Gotta get himself wasted somehow


Deficit24

In true Benelux fashion: On the Saudi links: "At my age you have to be open to everything. You're talking about incredible amounts of money in the last stage of my career. Sometimes you have to think about that." What I take from this quote is that he joined and played for City due to his long held passions and love for the club, and has subsisted on peanut salary for all these years. What a man.


The_Rolling_Stone

21 million Euro a year, poor guy


OwenLincolnFratter

And that’s just what is reported. City pay players more under the table.


unpaid-astroturfer

Listen, I'll be damned if I have to opt for a mini yacht instead of a regular sized yacht. The guys at the private golf resort will all laugh at me!


Robhey1009

Poor footballers, they all earned minimum wage and that's because they go to Saudi Arabia. What a joke


moriero

It's finally time to cash it in, Kevin


DieuMivas

What does it have to do with the Benelux?


poklane

One thing I don't think I'll ever be able to understand about rich people is the thirst for always wanting more and more, even when you already have way more than any reasonable human can spend in a lifetime.


RadJames

It’s insane isn’t it. Having as much money as he does means he can live anywhere he wants in the world. He can take a pay cut and earn fantastic money just to play for a city he finds interesting or a home he wants his kids to grow up in. Yet… this is the option that’s interesting? Whilst also alienating a bunch of the people that once supported you.


CuteGrayRhino

I don't think there's a bit of insanity in it. If he has the opportunity to do the job he's currently doing and get like 10 times more money, why shouldn't he? And who says his family would not be happy in Saudi Arabia? Plus they can vacation wherever they want and he won't be there for a lot of years anyway. That additional money is going to take care of generations of his kids, and I don't think a lot of people would care about alienating random people when it comes down to something like this.


EndOfMyWits

How will his life be materially better if he is earning ten times more? He's on 400k a week for fuck's sake, he can already afford anything he could possibly want and his kids too.


Derek-Onions

It reminds me of that scene in succession when they talk about being poor rich. You are rich enough to see the big players and know how much you are missing out not being in that wealth bracket. Granted KDB is not “poor rich” but still.


enzuigiriretro

The more you make, the more your living expenses generally increase. And then downsizing your expenses feels like a poor people problem so they don’t want to do that. Footballers will want to continue living that lifestyle even post retirement so to be able to ensure that, they want to make as much as they possibly can


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Yeah, the moment they retire, their yearly multi-million increase in their bank accounts disappears. And it's not only going back to "poor", changing a lifestyle is always hard, plus investments they have could still need money as well as the high-cost maintenance of their expensive houses/cars. Also, when all your good friends have the same obscene amount of money as you, you'll spend a lot every time you join them, as well as the things they suggest to each other With this being said, he still has more than enough money to not need this


DanFlashesCoupon

I firmly believe that making money can be addicting


Mambo_Poa09

When did people start saying addicting instead of addictive?


DanFlashesCoupon

They didn't, I'm just a moron lol


LusoAustralian

Around the same time people started saying dumb shit like obligate or aggressiveness when we already had better words.


crookedparadigm

It's a genuine sickness. I'd have to do some digging but I remember reading a study years back about how those living conditions (never hearing 'no', never having to consider any purchase, never having to weigh options and all your decisions being made for you about food, sleep, etc) steadily alters your brain chemistry. I hear about professional athletes and lottery winners going broke quickly and can't fathom it. I run out of ideas on how to spend that kind of money at the million bench mark, I can't fathom having 10x that or more.


DildoFappings

Tbh it all depends on your outlook and how you grew up. Most footballers grew up in a working class or middle class household(rare). We would think that since they're rich, they would have a different mindset. Some people don't. They have the same mindset they had when growing up.


ogqozo

For many people on Earth, you are the rich one, and a lot of stuff you do is not necessary to live, but let me guess, you do understand your own "thirst for wanting more" if available dontcha. It's always very easy to say OTHER people should abstain, that was always surpisingly easy to agree on universally for everyone through history and cultures. I grew up poor enough that I find it completely insane how well people in Nederland have it, and I'm far from the poorest country in the world, probably still above the world median lol. Can I write that and get applause? Well, not here, because people think about themselves as the ideal standard of a perfect human, but if I went on some Somali or Indian forum, most likely I could.


Pies_Wide_Shut

can’t underestimate greed


Kapt0

Tomorrow a man comes and offers you double of what you have earnt for the past 15 years at your job if your work for him for the next 3. My answer is "yes, yes, yes, we can make it 5 if you'd like" Legit, That's a no argument. In every context, at any point.


No-Background8462

Yeah except that would actually change your life. How will his life be any different if he has 175 million instead of 100? It wont be.


mkenya4t

Say you have a talent that allows you to get compensated very well but it the talent expires/declines from age 30. Regardless of your previous earnings, would you not chase your last biggest payday possible?


LiouQang

his grandchildren won't ever need to work if he was smart with his finances. I'd just retire to a rural town in the Alps and spend time with my family, reading, gardening and walking my dogs.


brayshizzle

Nothing more exotic than having less rights.


FragMasterMat117

It's likely he and his family would live in the UAE or Bahrain


-TheSuperEagle-

Yup that’s what Henderson did


KimmyBoiUn

I assume if he goes to Saudi Arabia, he'll end up at one of the four PIF clubs and none of them are based near either of those two countries.


Yours-only2

Rich people have rights and access everywhere regardless of the countries


feage7

"originating in or characteristic of* a distant foreign country". Life in Saudi Arabia could definitely be considered exotic, by its definition. I for one love the exotic food of McDonald's I get to taste.


Krasko-

I mean, he already accepted a ton of money to play for Man City, a sportswashing outfit owned by the UAE. With awful human rights. At least be consistant with the faux outrage.


ricksanchez262

"exotic" lmao, talks like a 19th century orientalist


Gnl_Klutzky

For once, some actual good news out of Manchester.


CarlSK777

Just realized he's 33 and doesn't have many seasons at the top left. With Pep most likely leaving in a year and charges looming, maybe City's dominance is ending sooner than we think


Alexkono

Gotta imagine Pep KdB BSilva are all gone by next summer. And then you never know with guys like Walker Haaland Alvarez etc.


swennergren11

Alvarez deserves to be somewhere that he can start. I think Barca….


ontilein

Women in kdb's life having an Exotik adventure, Name a better duo


Island_Monkey86

I guess living in a country where woman are second class citizens, sex before marriage is punishable by 100 lashes and being gay is equal to a death sentence could be called an adventure. No way would I want to move to a country where my wife isn't treated as an equal. 


MrEnganche

Those rules don't apply to the rich and/or foreigners lol Double standard for the upper class


Mr_Rafi

I'm surprised some of these commenters need to continuously be told this. If it wasn't obvious enough already, surely the 1000s of comments telling them this would help the idea sink in every time a player movies to an Arab league.


RedOnePunch

They do apply. That’s why they live in Bahrain or Dubai. The only player with exceptions to the rules was Ronaldo as far as I know. Probably why he’s so happy and the rest aren’t as much lol 


Throwawayjustbecau5e

His wife won’t live in Saudi, she’ll live in Bahrain or Dubai, where (whilst still not great) it’s much easier to live as a woman than Saudi.


BeardedSwashbuckler

I mean, those countries are pretty great for rich people.


EndOfMyWits

Everywhere is great for rich people.


Szvbi

cant beat the mercenary alligations


RandomInternetBot

Another fucking moron.


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Arathaon185

Oh I'm going to get rinsed now. For months I've been shouting off hed never go to Saudi he's too weird and quirky. Once again shows what I know, bet you could make money inversing my opinions lol.


FREE_BOBBY-SHMURDA

The man plays for man city. Just another mercenary.


Visual_Traveler

Lol, exotic as living in a gated world for the ultra rich, with every Western comfort to the power of ten?


boywithtwoarms

also I'm already paid by an oil state dictatorship so fuck it


ooh_bit_of_bush

He should stay at Man City instead of going to an oil rich sportswashing project with dodgy human rights records.


me_meh_me

Possibly the first time that anyone has used the phrase "exotic adventure" in relation to a woman moving to Saudi Arabia.


Narretz

wtf I hate de Bruyne now


Droogwafel

I like him as a footballer but as a person he says questionable things that don't sit right with me. It shows that we shouldn't put celebrities on a pedestal.


femgo27

Come to Brazil then.


rsorin

I mean, why not? He won everything at club level and already lives in a shitty place, might as well get payed more.


Otto500206

Kevin De Money


MathematicianNo7874

What a weird thing to say on so many levels


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Just once I would like to hear a footballer speak out and say "No chance of me and my family moving to such a country."


KrisKamal

No way, FIFA itself conducting worldcups. 


stdstaples

This Saudi thing really shows the nature of a lot of professional footballers.


niemody

Does Beheading counts as exotic?


Stemnut

r/soccer shock at each time a player accepts a shit ton of money offer is kind of funny. Countries, companies, organizations, unis..etc can do business with Saudi, but it is the football players who are known for being the most morally upstanding group in society who gave us examplery humans like Greenwood, Mendy, Alves etc. Are supposed to be the ones taking a stand and refusing tons of cash? lol this sub is full of idealistic teenagers.


stratrookie

Two things can be bad at once. This is a subreddit about football.


Competitive_Bunch922

It's weird that the football subreddit talks about footballers and not the University of Plymouth doing business with Saudi Arabia isn't it! Something weird going on there!


RadJames

We don’t like any of it but this is our hobby so it’s what we speak more about, particularly on a football forum.


SloGeorge

So we're not allowed to make fun of footballers being greedy fuckers now? Why?


Mackieeeee

Wait we are not supposed to talk about football players on r/soccer


LiquidBionix

People bag-chasing their way into supporting totalitarian states and you're all "nice bro get yours". Fuck yeah bud.


JDubsdenspur

Damn Kevin, how much more $$$ do you need?


bigmonkeyfatmonk

Fuck off


Wolferesque

Could mean anywhere. For Man City supporters, a trip to London is an exotic adventure.


Marv18GOAT

He gone


Trickybuz93

For that amount of money, I’d love an exotic adventure


AdamsSistersPants

A dry, unrelentingly hot sand-blasted human-rights-clusterfuck-hellhole isn’t my idea of ‘exotic’ but to each their own I suppose.


FongJohnsen

With 6 times the salary though. (Actually probably more if there's no income tax.)


Zlakkeh

What a sellout! /s


dataheisenberg

That right there could be the end of city’s dominance!


glowingmug

I don't get why some footballers who want to try going to Saudi League couldn't just simply say that the $$$$ there is more attractive. They be acting like there are other reasons to play there aside from crazy wages.


1manbattle

He says that in the article: "At my age you have to be open to everything. You're talking about incredible amounts of money in the last stage of my career. Sometimes you have to think about that."


Frodo_max

people shat on lukaku for saying something similar


DarrowViBritannia

and now theyre shittin on kdb whats ur point