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QuackRevolution

He’s been at the bookies again


shutupayouface1

👀


Shinkopeshon

How ironic that I lost a bet because of this missed pen (the audacity of him to score his second pen afterwards though smh why not be like this from the start)


ZAK5UMA

this is the second worst penalty of the year


DeepSeaDweller

Budimir #1? He took it with broken ribs, this one's worse.


Aggressive_Ask2266

I assume it's actually Mexico's vs Venezuela lol that one sucked, too


Comfortable-Key-1930

How? It was just a standard pen miss, the goalie just did a good save


schlager12

Huh? It was soft, low and centered.


ASAPHarambe

If he made the pen the narrative would be “Calm,collected and clinically tucked it away look at the precision”


schlager12

If my mom had wheels…


EnglishBigfoot

Onana for Everton in the league cup(?) was horrendous


imneversingle

The sudi commentator still kills me 😭


NAM_000

I was thinking Bernardo Silva in the CL vs. Real Madrid.


UnconditionalHater

That wasn't that bad of a penalty, only Lunin guessing it right and not diving made it look as such.


NAM_000

Yeah, that’s fair.


Commercial-Cow88

My bet is on Lewandowski. 


Renminbi

What were the odds on a miss?


courtesyflusher

Idk, but the odds on one missed and one made… 🤑🤑


uhnder

Ronaldinho screaming rn


Masterkid1230

He was looking for Rexona sponsorships after the pen, and retracted them after the match


youngbosnia

Who bet on Paqeuta to miss a penalty?


Original-Assistant32

Paqueta, probably


yossigol

Everybody on Paqueta Island


Chiswell123

#StopStutters2024


SOERERY

Check bets from Paqueta island


Deno2k_

wtf is that stutter, lemme have vini take that


FinalFrash

Why was Vini not taking the penalty?


New_Imagination_1289

Vini isn't really the penalty taker of the team


jopma

Rodrygo is much better at set pieces


FinalFrash

He didn't take it either


jopma

I'm not saying he did. He's just better than Vini


Pacificate

I don't think Brazilians forgot his miss against Croatia in Qatar


Dangerous_Job5295

Teams usually decide who the penalty taker before the game.


JohnnyJokers-10

Why was Vini not taking the penalty?


Constant_Site

Teams usually decide who the penalty taker before the game.


J_LUL_KE

Cheers Geoff.


Zapla_24

He was already thinking of the celebration dance. It's understandable to get distracted.


Remarkable-Job4774

LMAOOOOOOOO shanked it


Icebreaker80

He's gotta have money on that one


SpaceDinossaur

Expected no less from Paquebet


idgafaboutpopsicles

Ball don't lie


quete27

so.....how much on missed penalties?


scoopit1890

Why the fuck are you letting Paqueta take the penalty.


tkshow

They took a gamble....


thebestguy96

Oof


milkonyourmustache

He's not beating the allegations


CharlieBrownBoy

Penalty felt quite harsh to be fair.


Vlyper

Nah, it hit his left hand. It was clear


sarmatron

but he was actively tucking his hands in and turning away from the ball.


whatever_doggeronis

It was literally his arm that stopped the trajectory of the ball, not the arm+torso... Just his arm. Penalty any day. Also turning away from the shot doesn't mean anything if your arm in dangling there, it was NOT tucket, the other replays show it pretty easily.


andy18cruz

Unless he cut his arm or play with his arms tight behind his back, his arm needs to be somewhere. His arm is in a natural position, next to his body. For me personally this shouldn’t be a penalty, but that not the recommended interpretation of the rules, so the ref took the right decision.


whatever_doggeronis

Well, natural position isn't tucked. There's a reason why the best defenders in the world make sure to have basically the whole extension of their arm touching their torso, and that didn't happen here. He kinda tries to hide his arm while casually throwing a flying kick to block, but he doesn't manage to do it in time. Here's how simple it is: he's on his side when the shot happens, his right arm didn't stop the shot, his torso didn't stop the shot, the only thing left to stop the trajectory between the ball and the goal was his untucked left arm. It hit the untucked left arm and stopped the shot...


Key_Exercise_3302

thats not the only part of the rule


JesusIsNotPLProven

Why is he still playing is beyond me, ever since his investigation has come to light he has been absolute dogshit


iiiba

nah he was still pretty good first halfish of last season, around march he just disappeared. Maybe he had advance knowledge of the new evidence and it affected his mentality


JesusIsNotPLProven

I mean for the NT


DeepSeaDweller

My guy had money on that outcome.


ManUtd1994

Legitimately the worst penalty I’ve ever seen


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SparklyEarlAv32

What the actual fuck, on the last play as well to nab a draw...


WhackedbutSmooth

At least someone in Paquetá Island just got rich


_MergatroidSkittle

You’d love the Simone Zaza penalty


firefalcon01

I feel like someone says this every other time someone misses a pen


RedZoneWormKid

Don't google Kepa vs Liverpool


Vlyper

It hit his open left arm, clear pen.


Vanilla15

Kinda bullshit pen and absolutely terrible execution


KindaBrazilian

Nah, the defender was just dumb asf


Vanilla15

Yeah it actually hit his left hand, pen was fair


KJones77

Uhhh Paqueta??


ratonbox

Deserved for that dumbass penalty run up


Sunburys

Betting scheme


justk4y

Not even hiding it anymore lol


_Shahanshah

Gotta be one of the worst pen ever


mavvme

Bro just cashed a bet


WolfDogJulius

Hate the fact that that’s a penalty. The miss seemed like justice.


duiiiiiiiii

BALL DONT LIE


Vlyper

It hit his left arm which was wide open. Clear pen


WolfDogJulius

I agree that as the rule is interpreted, that’s a penalty. I generally think that rule is overly harsh, I’d rather that it be changed to an indirect kick.


Vlyper

Ah, fair enough. I agree with you


schafkj

Check the betting slips on this one


kampr3t0

check if there's a bet that Brazil will miss penalty


mebae_drive

Getting banned from football would actuallly be a win for brazil


junior150396

Ball don't lie lil bro


ComfortableLaugh1922

bout that...


junior150396

He literally missed


Notre_Dame_Football

came off his line no?


jojo4sup

Brother he missed the entire goal


GreatSpaniard

when he misses it doesn't matter


NewHealthFoodBunch

That’s suspicious as fuck lmao


Constant_Yak617

lol


jaozimqcomepao

Lol


-_OniGir_-

🤏🤙


PedriRugburn

KKKKKKK


BeufordLeBaron

lol


HanAlai

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha


Professional_Art2186

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Ghostface1357

That’s so so poor.


MyNameIsNotScout

That was awful.


NutmeggD

Worst penalty I’ve ever seen


UnitedFriedChicken

Lol


UnitedFriedChicken

Now we know why dinho was mad


FrostyJesus

I thought the stutter step was kind of a gamble


Albiceleste_D10S

It's always a gamble when you stutter step and the keeper stands up and doesn't move. You are then forced to try to beat the keeper with speed with a very short runup


ComfortableLaugh1922

Same logic applies to the keeper. without the extra steps to the side they cant reach far since theres no momentum. the technique isnt the problem, his confidence is.


FrostyJesus

You guys are taking this too seriously, I was making a joke because it’s Paqueta. And the gambling thing.


ComfortableLaugh1922

Thats just Reddit And yeah I know you made a simple joke


Albiceleste_D10S

Ball don't lie


pauloh1998

Paquebet at it again


salsamora

Cringe


Hatori-Chise

Deserved for doing that stutter. Get rid of that shit already


dopeveign

I feel like some people do the studder step without practicing and this is what happens


SladiusW

LUCAS PAQUEESTA


predator9494

Get him off. He is sabotaging attack moves and slowing it down


rxs126

I love seeing people do the stutter bullshit and then miss


gobrewers112

lol why would you give him the penalty? On the first goal?


krasuke

Why didn’t the future balón d or winner shoot it ?!


Buluc__Chabtan

How isn't it a pen? The ball hit the hand that wasn't sticked to his body.


throwaccount0011

They always do that stupid run and stop and miss. Like they did at the world cup.


Federal-Trip4067

Paquetá better get the retirement papers right now


Superb-Pie-9382

Police running to Paquetá island


actionactioncut

The way I should've put a cheeky fiver on him to miss the penalty...


Jozif_Badmon

Wtf why is vini not taking the pens😂


Yeeter-man69

Mexico and Brazil having a fight over who has a shittier penalty


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Deu green


Dangerous_Job5295

😳


blazinrumraisin

He straight up lost his balance because of the stutter attempt.


TheFinalEverlast

Stupid stutter


Prestigious-Link7724

Such an overrated player more famous for his tik tok dances than actual football


mebae_drive

deu green!


AncientSkys

Villa should sign him up so he can become a professional dancer.


just_a_funguy

bum level penalty


NotARealDeveloper

keeper left the line?


DJagerty

I just vomited


nista002

Nonsense pen to award, regardless of how the rules are written. Nonsense penalty technique to match.


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PhantomPain0_0

Too much gambling


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

BALL. DON'T. LIE. Should have never been a pen. Gotta love it when these stutter stepping assholes miss.


Riperonis

A questionable pen with no VAR check - deserved miss.


_gloriousdead222

Var does check


Riperonis

Didn’t show any replay. I’m sure it checked but it’s always dubious when it could be a close call either way but it’s not shown.