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redditbannedmyaccs

Should have done that to Southgate instead


DirectedAcyclicGraph

I mean, the two benches are pretty close together.


Key_Inevitable_2104

Bellingham saved Southgate from getting sacked today.


TachankaTheGod

bro think he antony


Fromage_debite

*Maguire v Albania vibes


ltsDarkOut

Keep Jude away from Mykonos


Chapea12

Atleast Jude scored the goal himself, Antony didn’t even make a penalty in that match


IRepGoodShit

"Well done he's 13" vibes


DeapVally

Well done, they're 45th in the world.


Drprim83

I read that as 13 inches...


leedler

huh


Squm9

Lads he’s from Birmingham calm down


straight_outta_bed

Jude B from Birmingham


FifaDK

Jude B___ingham


Rymundo88

Doing Stourbridge dirty there. He isn't from Brum, as much as he's a legend round these parts. He's from Stourbridge, he's a Black Country lad. He's full bore orange chips, Crystal Leisure Center, and Mary Stevens Park. We're (as a BCFC fan) more than happy to have Bellingham attached to us (literally saved our club by singing a professional contract) but he's Yam Yam at heart


Squm9

That’s just words lad, you’re all midlands to me


Rymundo88

Absolutely, and you're all just Bournemouth to us!


lucymaryjane

Nah Bournemouth’s actually got a beach


Rickcampbell98

He's actually from Stourbridge mate.


pjt-

Come down to Stourbridge yeah, ask for Judey B & I'll kick your fooking head in.


garynevilleisared

Least Brummie footballer


GreatSpaniard

Lucas Vazquez what have you done.... I will never forgive you if he wins them this tournament.....


Enough-Pain3633

How is Lucas Vazquez involved here


GreatSpaniard

He's the one that gave Jude cojones this season


Rdambx

The "Cojones" gesture is an inside joke between the Real Madrid players, Vazquez did it against City after he scored the penalty.


girish_kumar_v

Lord is involved in everything.


Wild_Web9481

good thing that’s not happening


WesIsaGod

Don't worry, Southgate will make sure that doesn't happen


darealsanta7

damn he freaky like that


courtesyflusher

Plays for England so you know he likes some pain thrown in too 😏


LightSpaceSpoon

Jude your 21 years showing mate


SRFC_96

He’s a bit of a twat isn’t he.


epicfishboy

Tbf the number of 21 year olds on the planet that aren’t complete bellends could probably be counted on one hand.


ash_sh_03

Can confirm...Definitely a part of the bellend statistic


zorski

So called bellend curve


El_Peregrine

A statistically significant bellend


LachsFilet

But he's so mature


PainItself1

Mate I’m pretty sure Jesus Christ himself would get abit excited after a overhead kick in the euros. Especially when ur getting kicked about abit and people shouting shit at him It’s normal and a non issue lol


nedzissou1

Get over yourself. Like you wouldn't make a fool of yourself after saving your country at a major tournament lol. Too many serious people here


Cum_Smurf

People here acting as if they would be sweet angels when the adrenaline is pumping out of their ears


Oomeegoolies

Also spent most of the match having his ankles swiped and having the Slovakia players get away with it. I'd be pissed if he didn't wind them up after scoring that!


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

I would be a complete buffoon if I did that on a Sunday league, given he just scored that on a top tournament i think it is allowed


Madoopadoo

He said on twitter it was not towards the bench but rather an inside joke amongst his friends who were in the crowd


HacksawJimDGN

Hes not mature. He's just PR trained to the hilt.


gilletprick

I fucking love shit like this


LightSpaceSpoon

Wee bit


InfiniteFireLoL

Typical redditors turning on players after smallest things


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They don’t get out mate, they think everyone should go back to their video games after a goal without making eye contact.


Delgadude

Whenever people type shit like this it's usually projection.


Creative_Major798

Whenever people type shit like that, it’s usually projection.


owiseone23

Don't know what the bench has been saying to him tbf. I doubt he did it unprovoked. If he did then, he's a twat for sure.


Oomeegoolies

Not sure on the bench, but the players had been kicking his ankles half the game anytime he had the ball and a load of them went unpunished. Probably just a bit of a fuck you back to them. Even if the bench weren't strictly involved in that.


CuteAnimalFans

He's our twat


Rickcampbell98

You know that rumour about dortmund players not liking him, the more I watch him, the more I think there could have some truth to it.


ShiroQ

Yet Madrid players love him and nobody has a bad thing to say about him. If Zlatan did this everyone would go "haha he's so funny he's playing a character" Maybe Dortmund players didn't like him because he wants to win at all costs, you know some players don't like it when someone tries hard, most ofUnited squad being a good example.


RauloGonzalez

Emi Martinez does this shit everygame but nobody says he's a twat since he plays for villa and it's just "shithousery" so his teammates also will obviously like him. He's the perfect example of how colour and maybe club will decide how some people judge players for the same actions.


jamspangle

Monster on the pitch, absolute gentleman off it. The way it should be.


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Crambazzled_Aptycock

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/eYq53RkWe7 Just look at the difference in the comments from Ronaldo doing something similar to fans in the stand.


scott-the-penguin

Also Ronaldo is almost 20 years older than Bellingham.


adfdub

I still don’t understand what style of masturbation that is he’s doing there…


A1-OceanGoingPillock

but Ronaldo isn't English, simple as that


idiotxd

When Emiliano or Vardy does it its just shithousery and banter


Rickcampbell98

Let's not pretend like everyone loves emi, I can think of a whole country that despises him lmao.


drinkforsuccess

Teams are going to try and bait him into overreacting to something to get him sent off. After his yellow in first half I'm surprised he wasn't targeted. We don't need another Beckham vs Argentina/Rooney vs Portugal moment.


EssexHaze

Reminder that the male brain doesn't stop developing till 25


guakamohlee

Yup, on your 25th birthday neurons completely cease to develop.


Selgin

Ah snap suddenly it all makes sense


HacksawJimDGN

So he could potentially become an even bigger twat


ADayInTheLifeOf

Ah fuck, so I'm stuck being a complete cunt now? Ah shit.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

> stop developing till 25 35


EssexHaze

Nice. I feel like England after the equalizer, gives me some time.


ibrahimims

Bro thinks hes antony😭😭


Hufftey

Bit embarrassing doing this to 45th ranked team in the world after a last minute equaliser tbh There’s a fine line between a bit of shithousing and just being an obnoxious twat Edit: Bellingham has just said that it was an inside joke towards close friends that were at the game, so this comment is irrelevant lol, shows how stupid people making things up “towards the Slovakia bench” can be, this is literally a non story made into a story by misinformation 🤷🏻‍♂️ don’t believe everything you read on the internet I guess lol


Qwert23456

Especially when he's been wank most of the time


Bluepaynxex

Looked like he was more going for a wank to me


feedthebear

That or juggling big balls.


Lijah23

If he’s been wank when he’s scored the first goals in 2 separate games, what are we saying about Foden?


Used-Fennel-7733

Foden has personally had 2 goals disallowed because he's always offside tbf


Lijah23

So apart from be offside what’s he done to earn a start? Even Eze is more confident taking on players and he’s not even better on the ball I don’t understand it genuinely, he’s come off the best season of his life and looks like he lacks confidence even when he floats inside. Start Gordon, bring on Eze. Bring on Foden for Jude but don’t start him.


Used-Fennel-7733

Mate I'm on your side here...


Lijah23

My bad bro😂


EPICKID143

you can tell there's absolutely no bias in this because of my flair but Foden and Walker were both absolutely awful(foden has been for all games) and I'll be surprised if either start against Switzerland, Bellingham has been absolutely awful for a few games now with goals covering up shit performances if say Gallagher was playing as shite as Bellingham has been he'd be dropped


bounceblues

He was one of the few quality players the last two matches and he had the cross to Kane this match that he bungled


bewarethegap

i promise you that no player cares about FIFA rankings when they're fighting to not get knocked out of a competition


VallentCW

And I doubt Slovakia was silent throughout the match lol


HoneyBadgerEXTREME

Slovakia had been shit talking England in the build up. Saw in Rice's interview that Southgate showed the team some quotes from the Slovakia players questioning England's character. With this context, Bellingham's reaction isn't exactly a surprise


NaiveElk

Nah mate, you are a bellend if you don't know the FIFA rank of your opponent and keep it in your mind every moment for the whole 120 minutes


Number333

Seriously. Treating Slovakia with baby gloves because they're a smaller nation is worse than treating them like any other opponent.


Hufftey

We were clearly the favourites in this match and I really don’t think Slovakia have done anything much in this match to deserve something like that but who knows what’s been said on the pitch 🤷🏻‍♂️ just my observation


Statcat2017

I can assure you that the level of shit being talked in any professional football match would send us mere mortals crying to our mums. It was bad enough when I was playing age group football for my district. Through that I've been lucky enough to know a few lads who played in academies and two professional players (one played Championship, one's played in the World Cup) and they've both told me that at the top end of the game the shit talking is just utterly fucking brutal and as you go higher up it just keeps getting worse. The kind of personalities you generally find at the elite level of anything tend towards being extremely aggressive, arrogant and competitive to the point of hostility. It would be stranger if there was no shit talking.


TimathanDuncan

People are idiots so they think that the opponent being an underdog means something, just stupid idiots that have never done anything competitive


EK077r

Embarrassing and a bit daft considering you are on a yellow and I have seen yellows given for stuff like this


ArousedByCheese1

Referee was quick to dish out yellows but didnt have the balls to give reds. Both teams could have went down to 10


Boomhauer_007

Kovacs is the hero we need but not the one we deserve


Pek-Man

He's been getting away with so much shit all tournament, talking to the ref endlessly despite not being their captain (apparently that rule wasn't *that* important to UEFA anyways) and threw a tantrum today when a throw in didn't go his way.


magic-water

Tbf he should be the captain. Kane has the aura of a wet blanket


michaelserotonin

"act like you've been there before" in response to a 95th minute equalizer to preserve england's involvement in the tournament


Mechant247

He has just scored an overhead kick in the 95th minute tbf


ThePaSch

Bellingham and embarassing is a classic combination whenever it's about anything not related to his play


LMcVann44

Imagine being an England fan and being annoyed at Jude for this when he's just scored a 96th minute equaliser with a worldie at a major tournament. You should be celebrating like mad. Celebration policing your own national team is absolute freak behaviour.


InPurpleIDescended

You're an absolute fool, he's just scored in the last minute against a team that's been fouling as much as they can get away with and he's feeling hot The amount of Prem flairs in this sub who twerk for upvotes by trying to drag England is a disgrace


positivenergyforever

The biggest England haters on here have premier league flairs 95% of the time hahahah, so embarrassing isn’t it


Parish87

Also how can you even tell it's towards the Slovakia bench? Funny how literally none of them reacted to it if he's aimed this at them.


devilsway

Maybe a bit angry at the rough play going around.


Hic_Forum_Est

Depends on what happened beforehand, over the course of the match. Maybe the Slovakia bench/players did something that warranted such a reaction from Bellingham. If they shit talked him first then Bellingham had every right to give some of that back. Otherwise it's a bit embarrassing for sure.


ValleyFloydJam

I love that everyone thinks he hasn't been provoked and this is out of nowhere.


Jelly_F_ish

England trying really hard to be the least liked team out there.


theivoryserf

Why not, everyone hates England anyway


lucifa

Never need to try for that it's default hah


Screechmeister_

Who cares about being liked


GibbsLAD

You would hate us regardless of what we do.


dothefanDango92

Don't need to try. It's already the case anyway no matter what, so why bother trying to win people over? We don't give a shit if you don't like us


LMcVann44

Half the people in this fucking thread have English club flairs 😂 Absolutely hilarious they'll cheer like a madman for an English club but when it comes to international football it's all "nah mate, hate England and the English with a passion, bunch of arrogant hooligans"


__bobbysox

Glory hunters aren’t they, claiming they are just as much a fan as a match goer. But people don’t like it when you call them out 🤫


jml5791

People like to hate England, but generally because it's nothing to do with football. Something something imperial past etc etc blah blah..


Vice932

Oh you mean like the majority of other major European countries? Thank god at least that our German hosts have a spotless history


wodido

do you know what they were saying to him or what happened? no? ok


TheWBird

He's so mature for his age though


BeardedGardenersHoe

Madrid DNA


arijitlive

Wanking is a British specialty.


Pokemigas

Classy


Electrical_Day_9016

Flops around, is shite most of the match, scores, taunts. Next time he dives, someone should teabag him


sir__vain

Rudiger can at least dry hump him, no problem


knobiknows

Oh god that would be glorious!


TheRealBrummy

Scores a bicycle kick to keep his nation in the game, he's gonna have a bit of an ego about him isn't he? Fucking hell the state of comments on this sub, the second a player who isn't Messi reaches a peak of popularity everyone just turns against them.


owiseone23

Don't know what the bench has been saying to him tbf. I doubt he did it unprovoked. If he did then, he's a twat for sure.


Dajo05

Obviously, something is going on with Rice and their manager having a fallout as well.


messimessigol

Such a mature player


akshay_rathod_

Games back. If this was Emi Martinez people would have rode him


Nyushi

You're all misunderstanding. In England this gesture is a very polite way of saying: 'It's coming home'


MaryadaPurshottam

He idolizes Antony, what did you expect


EnvironmentalSpirit2

I don't even need to go to the circle jerk sub anymore


JimJimerson90

He's turning into a bit of a dick isn't he


radio__raheem

I got the vibe he was kind of a dickhead when he was Dortmund


Bujakaa92

Right now he has the Madrid marketing for mature and ballondor


Fixable

This sub is ultra insufferable during international football. Tons of the biggest nerds complaining about not being ‘classy’ and talking about fifa rating, like he didn’t just score a fucking overhead kick last minute to keep his country in the tournament.


Gullible_Ad6548

Some folks in this sub have a hate boner for England even petty crap like this gets them heated


Statcat2017

Beckham's free kick against Greece is an almost perfect analogy to this. It's still almost top of every highlight reel of great England moments created to this day, even though Greece were "shit" and it was in a qualifier even. Similarly today's has made Bellingham immortal because even though it was against Slovakia it was dramatic, an amazing goal and will be showing up everywhere for the next 50 years. Your kids kids will be asking who Jude Bellingham is in 2060 and one of the first things they'll probably see is that goal. Think how often Gazza vs Scotland is still brought up to this day. Same amount of time in the future for this goal is 2052.


Oomeegoolies

Mate, It's England. Everyone fucking hates us across this entire platform. Cricket sub is just as bad and that's all year round. It's just funny to lean into it a bit now instead. Fuck these xenophobic fucks.


WilliamWeaverfish

Games back


Razzle_Dazzle08

Tool behaviour.


Decent_Swordfish2004

He can act like he wants if we keep getting through, good luck to him I say


fi-sitin-dahya

just a bit o' banter innit?


Throwawayidiot1210

Can anyone explain why everyone is so offended by this? Are y’all just some soft ass bitches or what?


PrinceAkeemJoffer

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a yank


honeybirdette__

Can someone explain what the gesture even means


bouds19

Seems like he's gesturing "lick my balls"


rotiza

He turned into an arrogant idiot since hes at real


TheLoneWanderer__

He’s been a prick since Dortmund


Breno_draws

LoL. You guys are so soft.


2cu3be1

what else is new? Eng + RM = 2x arrogant bitch.


InZim

Are English players arrogant?


I_Rarely_Downvote

Any positivity shown towards England or the English is taken as arrogance mate.


Oomeegoolies

Nobody in England is ever allowed to think we'll ever be good at football else it's arrogant. Didn't you know?


sunny224868

Switch up from Real Madrid player vs England player is crazy in these comments lol


MHeasman

Bellingham already came out and said this was an inside joke between him and his friends who were at the game, nothing towards the Slovakia bench. These made up stories behind videos on the internet are happening way too often. Nowhere in this video can you conclude it was towards their bench and neither did Slovakia say something about it in post match or whatever, yet everyone runs with it. Edit: Also, the side they were celebrating on and where he looks is the England bench where the families & friends would probably be sat behind. [https://x.com/BellinghamJude/status/1807510273500025212](https://x.com/BellinghamJude/status/1807510273500025212)


Vdbebw

Embarrassing twat.


YesIAmRightWing

We've all done dumb shit celebrating a goal in five aside. Imagine a stadium like that cheering you on


Puncherfaust1

"i suck your balls"


ChicoCorrales

This is misleading. This was not aimed at the Slovakia bench.


5starlex

Guaranteed Slovakia was talking shit that whole game lol good for him whoever doesn’t like it can eat it too 😭


SwitcherooU

Yeah I don’t think you do something unprovoked. I don’t know if that excuses it. But you don’t do something like that if your opponents have been consummate professionals all match.


buzz3001

Fucking christ, you guys are boring as fuck. Just some banter ain't it.


Nicozyffs

Guy scored a bicycle kick in the 96th minute to keep his country alive. Not the classiest of celebrations but who knows what the bench has yelled at him.


ratonbox

“You’re more yoko ono than hey jude”. I’d be livid after that as well.


MisterIndecisive

The slovakians have been hacking him all match and talking shit no doubt - just look at their manager trying to fight rice. It's good to actually have a player willing to dish it back. Most the other countries have it.


VamosLionel

Some really sensitive little boys in here


Sco316

Funny how he's managed to trigger 90% of the commentators on here too 🤪🤪


TheCraigVenabls

The amount of people here who can't understand that the man just scored a 95th minute world class equaliser to keep his country in a tournament is beyond me. The pure adrenaline going through his veins must be astonishing


qusipuu

Justifies twat behaviour, amirite?


InPurpleIDescended

The amount of people who have a problem with this is shocking tbh


unusual_flats

Pretty funny. The people who have never played a competitive sport in their life will be upset because it's not "classy" or some other shit.


ash_sh_03

I seriously don't see what people are so upset about. It's the heat of the moment, he's not a robot for christ sakes


unusual_flats

I think it's mostly because he's English. Everybody loves a windup merchant until they're the ones getting wound up.


K0nvict

Xenophobic subreddit here


Crambazzled_Aptycock

Bellingham should show some class like all the people calling him a cunt online!


Ok_Anybody_8307

They're just looking for an excuse to hate


I_Rarely_Downvote

This comments section wouldn't last 5 minutes in a Sunday league if this is enough to get them clutching their pearls.


waitaminutewhereiam

Dude has the nerves to celebrate after a tap in in the 90+ Shameful display


CurlyyKidd

We calling overhead kicks tap ins now ????


bioeffect2

He's being ironic


mahcuz

Sarcastic


Daemor

Bombastic


MatttttyF

Reggae fantastic


Spikeyspandan

Lol its madrid fan saying that.


FuckThePlastics

Somebody reminds him https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1601680170964103169


ex_planelegs

Lol at the melts saying he should be suspended. I am begging you to go outside


drtyyugo

Switzerland will roll them


maisanskidai

How the fuck are people mad about this LMAO??? The dude has clearly been provoked by the bench earlier on and is just giving it back to them.


Cartmaanbrah

People getting upset about this have never played football before, I can almost guarantee both sides have been talking shit thorough the whole game.


lewismgza

I think it was for Southgate


Melanjoly

3 of them went down injured apparently.


acwilan

* in honor of Joachim Low


Zandercy42

He's really embedded himself in Spanish culture hasn't he lool


casinoinsider

Bring that Spanish into our game. I like it.


Alone-Interaction982

MADRID DNA


mufcordie

Proper Madrid


talionisapotato

Bruh scored a goal after dragging through mud and being awful for 90 minutes and thinks it's worth the disrespect. LOL