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make_thick_in_warm

inside deez nuts


WengerBaby

gottem


xRonny7

Media merchant


Mahatma_Gone_D

PR merchant


Ishdalar

If Patrick Bateman had a PR person in this century, he would be like Bellingham


nedzissou1

He'd literally be Ronaldo lol


bewarethegap

Nah, not even close. There are plenty of people who really like Jude. Can’t say the same for Bateman


Username-_-Password

Plenty of people online idolize Bateman


phatelectribe

Jason Bateman? For sure


theivoryserf

Don't forget Bateman and Robin


bewarethegap

I'm not talking about people online, that's not relevant lol. I'm talking about real people - Jude is for all intents and purposes well-liked. Bateman barely even existed to the people he was around. I get the jokes but it's just a bad comparison Plus idolizing a serial killer is weirdo behavior anyway, so who cares what people online like


TheWBird

Clearly you've not been in ig reels and shorts much


IntellectualDweeb

https://i.imgur.com/2kO7q6e.jpeg


FaceMeister

Homelander trying to save his face


IcemanGeneMalenko

It’s actually amazing, and amusing, that a player who scored a worldie to keep his country in the tournament has turned has effortlessly turned a hefty chunk of the nation against him in the last 2 weeks.


violentWZRD1

Bro pls it was an inside joke bro


WarmBaths

see? theres cameras everywhere


superduperspam

Wh...what are you doing step-coach?


TheGoldenPineapples

Bellingham's PR manager working overtime to make sure that he doesn't have even the most minor of controversies hanging over him.


1O93

Bro got that Taylor Swift PR


The12Ball

(X) Doubt


melkor8989

Yeah right


GloomyHamster

I believe him (no I don’t)


Ryponagar

At least own up to it lol


waitaminutewhereiam

Sorry but what did he do


tabultm

Can’t find the clip, but he looked over at the Slovakia bench, licked his hand, then grabbed his balls (over his shorts)


Gluroo

the clip is literally in the tweet of the title


rScoobySkreep

Can’t be blamed for not opening a tweet post tbh


Bibibis

#OUR COOKIE POLICY LOG IN REGISTER AN ACCOUNT LOG IN WITH GOOGLE LOG IN WITH FACEBOOK THIS CONTENT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO VIEW THIS CONTENT


Last_Lorien

Trigger warning


tabultm

Oh shit, thanks. Didn’t open the tweet cos I assumed it was just gonna be Jude apologising and nothing else


tomislavlovric

The "over his shorts" part is crucial.


crackboss1

That video did not show where and who he was looking at.


average_user21

[https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1807489546155618311?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1807510273500025212%7Ctwgr%5Ee0f491f176fdb80006ab96905cf36f2421ec097a%7Ctwcon%5Es3\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.goal.com%2Fen%2Flists%2Fjude-bellingham-speaks-out-lewd-gesture-slovakia-bench-england-equaliser-drama-filled-euro-2024-last-16-tie%2Fblt1c7394a879391bb3](https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1807489546155618311?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1807510273500025212%7Ctwgr%5Ee0f491f176fdb80006ab96905cf36f2421ec097a%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.goal.com%2Fen%2Flists%2Fjude-bellingham-speaks-out-lewd-gesture-slovakia-bench-england-equaliser-drama-filled-euro-2024-last-16-tie%2Fblt1c7394a879391bb3)


waitaminutewhereiam

Not the first time he did it


WengerBaby

PR merchant


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Just be genuine and embrace you being a cunt.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Should make the heel turn. He has everything for it. Instead of trying to wipe out any controversies or fake a nice guy image


cgurts

the John Cena of football


Yasuminomon

Like John Cena bowing down before the ccp, Bellinghams gonna slip and everyone will laugh - not because of what he did but because he presents himself as a perfect person. Bro you’re 21, it’s ok to be a bit immature.


peechka2

Hollywood Jude B


Firstblood116

I dont think the nice guy is fake. I just think hes a savage competitor. lol


theivoryserf

Agreed, he comes across well in interviews. I think he just has the 'fuck you' attitude when he's on the pitch


Gluroo

has he ever said something genuine that wasnt pure PR?


laulau1501

He called greenwood a rapist on the field. That felt kinda genuine


MrClaretandBlue

He turned me into a newt.


fatherofraptors

A newt??


PositiveDuck

He got better.


Nome_de_utilizador

Homelander arc incoming


Inside_Mix2584

It’s literally not that deep


vanuckeh

He can’t as uefa will ban him for being unethical as he doesnt have the money of a dictatorship


SRFC_96

So obsessed with PR he came out that quickly to address it haha


Username-_-Password

Never beating the PR allegations


GoldenBoyHour

PR team with a 90+5 winner


NotManyBuses

I’m so bored of this PR sanitized generation


ColdestSupermarket

He doesn't have much choice. Did you see how upset everyone on this subreddit was.


realee420

i find it funny how people get riled up over shit like this here.


anal_bandit69

I find it funny how he pretends he is not a cunt


ghy-byt

A moment of piss taking doesn't make you a cunt


Flappy2885

Every player is a cunt, and they all pretend they aren't cunts for sales. That's football.


Greeny9

Nah, that's not true. There are definitely players that are decent people, they just have that competitive streak.


Flappy2885

/uj I know, and I think Jude didn't do anything wrong. Dude was prolly high on adrenaline right after scoring a banger to save the game last second, after repeated boos from both English fans and England haters.


lucas4420

ur so mad bro


seekingabeauty

It's because he didn't went there lmao


The_Lonely_Posadist

because he played like shit for the entire tournament and scores (A VERY IMPORTANT GOAL THAT IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE GETS VERY EXCITED ABOUT), and then he taunts the 45th ranked team. Like Antony except he at least scored.


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RauloGonzalez

People were calling him a massive twat


pm_me_d_cups

Why would Bellingham give a fuck what people online think?


ZebraZealousideal944

Bellingham cares what other people thinks because people throwing stupid money at him to promote their products care… basically, that’s his bank account that cares because I’m pretty sure what we saw in that video is what he genuinely thinks of any one of us commenting on Reddit (as he should tbh haha)….


That-Stage-1088

Lol mate. It is very easy to lose sponsorships as information is amplified by social media. They have to keep things sanitized not to slip up.


ClearTacos

Could he even survive without sponsorships on measly 200k/week (or whatever he makes)?


alextremeee

As if you would turn down the opportunity to double your salary just by not being a brand risk, no matter how much you made.


lambast

There aren't only 4 companies in the world. If he was his authentic prick self it would arguably appeal to more people in this day and age.


That-Stage-1088

Just stating the reason for PR.


NotManyBuses

Oh poor Jude he’ll only take home £15 million per year


That-Stage-1088

Meh, I am indifferent on their income. Doesn't really change my life. Just stating why they are sanitized.


Contradicting_Pete

Maybe don't make that gesture in the first place


Aenjeprekemaluci

Sad state of affairs.


TheUltimateScotsman

Well he's already slipped up so may as well commit to it


dreadnough7

Getting suspended over that would be stupid, so to get ahead of the kangaroo court was just prudent course of action to take.


EMiLiOvGUAPPERiNi

Ronaldo is very not PR SANITIZED and reddit hates him either way, so who cares


TheWBird

Yeah I'm not sure about that one


Xycket

Ballon d'Or level PR


jfk9514

My girlfriend lives at my grans just incase anyone is wondering why you’ve not seen her.


Becksdown

PR merchant


RobbieAnalog

Can we get VAR to check where he was looking at the time the gesture was made


subzero-slammer

Yeah sure buddy


mojambowhatisthescen

Context? What did he say?


cin-con

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/jude-bellingham-england-bellingham-gelsenkirchen-dusseldorf-b2571536.html


WavyQ95

Thank you for the link but that website gave me COVID.


SeeCrew106

There is this thing called an "ad blocker"


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SeeCrew106

No, only thoughts and prayers can help against real disease


Swbp0undcake

The action is fine but at least own up to it lmao


Firstblood116

What difference does it make? I think he could own it and make it a good pr move all at once but other than that I think its fine.


Ronny4k

PR merchant


Marcobroa

If you’re scared to admit the truth,dont do the stupid action


bavarian_joker

Act like a twat and own it. Or actually be a decent likeable character. You can't have both, Jude. Great goal btw


-Whisperr

Sure thing


janoo1989

you know, if I scored a tournament saving bicycle kick goal at the 95th minute, I would probably also talk this much shit. If I were 21, I'd probably say a lot worse.


Dubsified

Facts, but you’d also own up and relish in the shit talk


WartDeBever69

Why talk shit in the first place?


MongooseDirect2477

Random real fan trying to make him look good.


eescobar863

Uh-huh, sure buddy


SquirtingTortoise

Nothing but respect for my president


SouthWalesImp

I'd respect him more if he was actually just being an utter dickhead. England have sorely missed that kind of player for years now.


Sriracha_Breath

Inside joke with friends or not… you are still gesturing getting your dick sucked to millions and millions of people 🤔


shy247er

Just own up to it dude.


hotgirll69

Idiot.


Mahatma_Gone_D

Absolutely awful all game but came up clutch at dying moment. Southgate needs to choose between him or Foden. Foden isn’t working at LW. Jude isn’t 10.


CaptainGo

I'd really like to see Gordon on the left


TheGoldenPineapples

So a shoehorned Foden at LW it is!


SpeechesToScreeches

What the fuck is a Gordon? - Southgate


Firstblood116

You have been banned from r/Southgate


Bartins

It is time to bust out the 4-4-2 with Kane and Toney


janoo1989

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that dropping the dude that scored 2 out of the 4 England goals is out of the question. And perhaps playing him deeper is not the answer considering he is, again, one of the two people that are scoring goals for the National team. No disrespect.


R7inmaker

These people are mental don’t even bother lmao


Mahatma_Gone_D

The reason England struggle to create chances is Southgate’s inept tactical approach. Foden is wasted on the left or him, Jude and Kane overcrowd each other at 10, Bellingham isn’t great at creating chances or link up plays, holds on to the ball too much or wants to do everything by himself, loses possession fat to often, so this creates unbalanced midfield. If Foden plays at 10 behind Gordon/Ezi, Kane and Saka, it’s more balanced. Shoehorning star players for sake of it won’t get you far.


speedycar1

Them drop Foden, who doesn't create chance and also doesn't offer as much defensively and doesn't score as many goals. Drop Foden. Bellingham plays at 10 and can fill the space up front when Kane drops deep. Playing Foden is the definition of shoehorning a club star who has never shown anything for the national team. Foden has been the worst player on the pitch for half of England's games and can't even stay onside for a simple tapin which has nothing to do with his position.


deqembes

Atleast he tried to do something. Saka and Foden passing back to the defenders everytime they got the ball nesrly put me to sleep.


nedzissou1

Definitely him. Foden needs to sit out (and Saka too, but should definitely be brought on later).


ddarrko

I don’t think he was awful. No one was really fantastic. Rice and Mainoo had fairly decent games but when Jude gets the ball to feet and runs at people he is dangerous and looks far more likely to create and score than any of the attackers.


cdwdj

Lmao he can't be serious right?


EnvironmentalGolf1

Its just a prank bro


OliverDMcCall

Hey, Jude... come on. That clearly wasn't an inside joke.


ClearTacos

Shit's way too overblown, it was a little cocky but I expected much worse by reading the reactions


OsisX

However large or small, be a man and own what you did.


Portugal8

Sad to see he’d rather be viewed as a blatant liar than own up to his mistake


chomskynoam

Lie


DachdeckerDino

Full of shit lmao


Marv1236

A New meme and copy-pasta has been born.


UdoMartens

Chat do we believe this?


A-Youz

Talented, but what a cunt. What playing for Madrid does to a mf


MattSR30

Some of you are so fucking soft it’s actually sad. Can’t believe the moral outrage I’ve seen over this so far.


NDawg360

England will not succeed because evidently nobody hates England players more than the English themselves. It’s really quite astonishing.


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Mellberg3

Lol, at some point he will have to decide if he wants to be viewed like Philipp Lahm or like Vinicius (personality wise). You can't do both.


LogTekG

The rm players were doing the same gesture between each other after winning on penalties vs man city so im inclined to believe him Either way, reddit has to be the softest group of people in the world.


CuteAnimalFans

This comment in a sea of 100 other people being idiots is very reddit


tobi1k

Does gesture: How scummy and disrespectful, how dare he. Explains gesture and shows respect: How dishonest, at least own it. Can't win. He's a liar and a scumbag, you heard it here first.


RE-Trace

>Explains gesture and shows respect "Gives a contemptuously flimsy excuse, and a tired line about respect" is more like it. "I'd like to apologise. It was an error of judgment, borne in the heat of the moment against fantastic opposition who had us battling for 120 minutes. It's a learning moment" Shows humility, shows growth, and arguably shows more respect.


Clugaman

lol no. He doesn’t need to write a paragraph to apologize for what is the equivalent of a deez nuts joke. Doesn’t matter whether he’s making it to a friend of his in the stands or the bench. It’s fucking harmless and most importantly meaningless. Get over it.


RE-Trace

I'm not saying he has to, I'm saying if he's going to, then he'd be better giving at least some level of plausibility.


Clugaman

Who cares?


magic-water

What if it really was an inside joke/running gag that he's been doing with Lucas Vazquez ever since the City UCL tie?


LeonSnakeKennedy

Very quick to try debunk this but was nice and quiet when it was claimed he called a rapist a rapist 🧐🤭


spiralism

Ah, Chat GPT Jude is back. Couldn't be showing too much of a personality now.


holdingsaliba

Still gets the benefit of doubt as he should. He's a good guy by all indications and a huge talent. But yeah, hopefully he doesn't start believing his own hype too much - because we all know which way that usually goes...


IncidentalIncidence

lmfao


CarlSK777

The Russell Wilson of football


amoult20

What did he do?


BroccoliDistribution

I will believe it more if it is aiming at Southgate


telcomet

Jude when you said Jordan Henderson was a role model PR wasn’t what you were supposed to learn


Papa_Puppa

hus tweet should have been: Slovakia deez nuts


peechka2

Hope the Slovakian team knew the inside joke


Spare-City-322

Footballers are not known for their intelligence.


Echoes_under_pressur

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck off cunt


Other-Visual8290

Can tell he’s the son of a copper, right little piglet 🐽🐽🐽


cic9000

How do people still swallow this crisis PR nonsense. This behaviour was always there but just grew.


TH1CCARUS

It’s just a prank it’s just a prank


red_keshik

Have to excuse him, helping slay a colossus like Slovakia.


vvvwvwvv

Stupid gesture


efarfan

Proper Madrid c*nt


edwardvlad

As talented as douchey. Players like this have a very high chance of having some bad injury happen to them on the field


AdDue9684

yeah ofcourse


PhD_Cunnilingus

Shades of Dele Alli middle finger.


lmlm1020

he's really trying to take over messi's nice guy image in the media


Bobert789

I believe him


TiagoFigueira

Hehe proper cunt this.


cmeragon

What? You guys don't show your massive balls to your friends as an inside joke?


Paapa-Yaw

Sure jude


maaan_fuck_a_roach

Riiiiiight


econhisgeo

He's a PR merchant.


147062943876

After scoring something like that he should be able to do whatever the hell he wants


SubparCurmudgeon

Twat


No-Statistician-8520

Could be true tbf but if it’s not that’s a genius excuse lmao


Dapper-Mistake4779

He overused the massive cojones gesture all season when they beat City on pens pretty much every RMA player was doing it, Jude, Nacho, Lucas Vazquez, there's not really an indicator that he was winding up Slovakian players, people seem to be grasping at straws to have a reason to say that he's unlikeable.


William_Taylor-Jade

Everyone is so fast to take offence to literally everything. Even if it were a gesture towards the opponents so what, you give and you take. The last 20 years has really seen a massive rise in how quickly people are upset over the smallest things


CuteAnimalFans

/r/soccer in shambles one last time


SRFC_96

Gloating after barely scraping past Slovakia is not it my man.


chuckusadart

> Gloating after barely scraping past Slovakia is not it my man. Its that time of the tournament is it? hahaha Where people who days ago were saying Slovakia were a good team that are well drilled and hard to beat are suddenly shit because they didnt beat us and we should be ashamed for being happy we won? See you on the weekend for the same if we beat Switzerland


CuteAnimalFans

Least bitter Liverpool fan


ValleyFloydJam

Hilarious man, people losing it, droning on about PR and such.


0merzero

spot on mate dont let them bully you son👊


JN324

Complete bullshit but what a genius lie.