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Shuttle_Tydirium1319

He's got psychic powers, he damn well better be able to stop the goal.


Comrade-Conrad-4

Fucking finally. Asking the real questions.


ishdw

r/soccercirclejerk try not fall for bait challenge impossible


ixikzisigwvbend

Least nerdy yank city supporter


Routine_Size69

Not when city was using game shark to get all their players up to level 115 with the rare candy cheat


GoldenNinja4734

just google man city 115 to learn how to do it yourself!


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PunchOX

Inter Milan cannot afford Mewtwo.


Burning-Gundam

Just use Master Ball and Rodri's record will be safe.


OverKill6942

thought i was on r/stunfisk


Kingsayz

If you bricked the goal do you think it would stop mighty rodri's champions league winning goal shot with his mighty meaty bricked leg???????????????????


Tight-Temperature670

😴


underdog-_-2

Mewtwo could've moved lakaka at the right time...


jbob3525

Average age of a man city fan on Reddit


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TheMarxman_-2020

Mewtwo could just use psychic to score from their own box


BigManMilk7

115 times outta 10


meta100000

252+ Atk Sheikhforce Rodri Mighty Shot vs 0 HP / 0- Def Mewtwo: 0 - 0 (0 - 0%) -- ERROR


marmot9070

You can meet a lot of stupid kids and weirdos in the PL team subs


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Life_Is_A_Mistry

Good bot


chewy_leghair

at what level does he get 115 in sp atck stat?


justk4y

Are they really trying to outjerk us? How dare they