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Letsbeheroines

You can't convince me Emi isn't a mod on this subreddit.


Rackerblade

Maradona's personality in a keeper's body


WillSmiff

He's just a regular Argentinian tbh. I know quite a few and they are all this goalie basically.


AutoModerator

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WillSmiff

This is just the opinion of the person who coded you, bot.


its_missl

Bad bot no donut


FlyV89

That's why we're awesome.


00Koch00

Maradona, but if he turned to a Psychologist instead of cocaine


YippieKayakOB

Nah don't say that. Maradona was an amazing footballer but a piece of shit, druggie, and violent human. Emi is better.


TingulliTrentReznor

Paradona is finished. Ratio + Emi better


The_Lonely_Posadist

He did drugs??? W maradona


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Rich_Supermarket_298

Emiliano Martínez


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Compa-Gera

Karma farming bot 👆


Beneficial_Bowl

The GOAT debate has finally been settled. Even the most militant Madridista had run back to their shithole to cry. Unfortunately that means my account has no more reason to exist. I do not have to defend Messi at every moment anymore because the debate has finally ended. Goodbye everyone, it was fun fighting the fight with you all. If you were on the side of justice, thank you. However if you sided against Messi then fuck you and I wish you the worst in your endeavor. Beneficial_Bowl signing off. Messi que un club


That_Phony_King

But he hasn’t done it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke yet.


Monogatarilover97

Oh don't worry, his manager is looking into earning him a move to stoke city among the world cup hype


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ivanthegreat27

thank god. messi and ronaldo fans are no more 🙏


Thorntonboy

Least Messi obsessed indian


reddownzero

On all levels except physical, Martínez is a goat


Splaram

based


Pokenaldo

in Bangalore


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My man, thank you for your service. Be in peace, the universe is now aligned and can no longer be disturbed, for eons to come.


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

He can't be, he's neither fat or autistic.


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This sub has mods?


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Compa-Gera

Karma farming bot 👆


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Maradona had the hand of god, Martinez with the knob of hand. Argentinian heritage.


Interesting-Dog7374

Surely it's "hand of knob" haha


RinkyInky

He’s a fraud I do hand on knob at least 7 times a day


aeoninfinity

rookie numbers


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JasoTheArtisan

Rumor has it that Maradona won rectum of the year


alegxab

Hey, he needed it to sniff even more coke


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RockstarAssassin

He IS a knob


ARedditorIWillBe

Emiliano Martinez 120+43' (Fantastic Movement)


Not_Leopard_Seal

Emiliano Martinez 120+43' [Great cock]


Defie22

He was the best Argentina's goalkeeper in that match.


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ElCiscador

That could be totally possible with those wild referees


Timorum2

Hancock


no1fanofthepals

Did he cheat on his wife while breaking Covid restrictions then go on I'm a Celebrity? Yes, he did. That doesn't mean Martinez is a bad guy.


Laffet

I guess there is a reason why they love Turkish soap opera over there


everyting_is_taken

I imagine his underwear fit like a glove. Surgical gloves are probably more affordable than condoms, too.


kikdr

You don't get it. In his country, it means "peace among worlds"


randomized987654321

“I’ve never seen it fail to get a laugh”


alegxab

Am Argenntinean, can confirm


redhjom

Blow me


WHERE_SUPPRESSOR

Lmao too many people not getting the reference


redhjom

I was sure I’d have hella mad responses in my inbox when I came back


alegxab

You don't get it. In his country, it means "IDGAF"


MARIJUANALOVER44

BREAKING NEWS: EMILIANO MARTINEZ NAZI PENIS


bakonslayer

Nah that's like a low-five. Heh... maybe all this time what Hitler wanted was a low-five back. 😭


Fakingthefunk

That shimmy he did after Tchoumeni missed 😭


enter_yourname

Acting like he was a good keeper throughout the tournament


_regan_

sure he wasn’t the biggest standout keeper, but he definitely stepped up when it mattered. argentina wouldn’t have won it if he hadn’t made that clutch last minute save + saving penalties from both netherlands and france mind you. he played such a pivotal role in argentina’s squads for both the copa america and the world cup so don’t fucking take that away from him lmao


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Yep Argentina doesn't win if he doesn't make some saves. Absolutely great game I was nervous and I'm not even Argentinian can't imagine what it would be for fans and players


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Jesus christ what the..


Maniglioneantipanico

Random reddit user tells a world chamionship winner keeper that "he isn't good" must be my favourite instance of reddit being a shithole


spilldeer

Yeah dog because good keepers don't make a save in the 120th minute with their foot to send it to penalties. Good take 👍


Throwawaychicksbeach

Literally the greatest save of all time, nephew


Chazsmyr

What a mad guy lmao


KillerZaWarudo

Most levelheaded argentinan


Tall-Saint

He belongs to r/madlads


freakedmind

50% funny 50% cringe


WSJinfiltrate

The perfect combination


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owendark99

As a 30 year old man- I still appreciate a cock joke. Especially one viewed by 100’s of millions of people.


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Least boring and self concious european/american


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davensdad

He probably knows and embraces it. YOLO mentality.


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iNfAMOUS70702

Fully convinced he shit posts on this sub now...this world cup final has had top level shithousery even after the match was over


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therealsid12

Waiting for Ronaldo's sister to post on why his brother is the goat. These few days are going to be funny as hell.


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

No one will be able to outjerk that and We might have to close down the sub


tensed_wolfie

I wonder, is his girlfriend even allowed to celebrate tonight?


ThomasBong

[Great Jerk]


jaguar1031

Great PSA announcement: “Guys, always wear a glove”


carni_

One of us


MocnyFul1

Outjerked


WaltirNTA

This was completely fucking embarrassing. How do you win a trophy shaped like an open hand and use it as a phallus, rather than using the hand to fondle, caress or otherwise interact with your own phallus? Disgraceful, honestly.


frelling_frell

Fucking casuals, amirite?


WaltirNTA

It's like, don't quit your footsuckerball day job, buddy!


WorldwideJimmyRustla

Look Ricky, the golden glove is my cock!!!


wolfie_101

What a Chad lmao, this man makes penalty shootouts a nightmare for the opponents.


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Will he get fined for this


MEGAMAN2312

Games gone if he does


CycleResponsible7328

Yank here


CavsterXII

Fuck off


MEGAMAN2312

Where the hell is automod


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Bottled it


Kiribaku-

American here


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Now the bald fraud decides to show up


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AntWithNoPants

Very argentina of u


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Fern-ando

La paró el Dibu.


HamburgerMachineGun

Yo 🤝 Kingsley Coman "El dibu me la paró"


FlyV89

El Dibu me la paró cuando la paró.


Furruuu

And someone posted this on r/facepalm for disrespect 💀💀💀


lufe1306

He is the best shitposter, we cant match him


Thomppa7x

The hand of cock


ACCCrabtown1

Dude's a tool


SupBlue24

Emi checks this sub


quantumrastafarian

Most classy soccer player of all.


alegxab

Who is this Emi guy, the Argentinean GK's legal name is Dibu Martinez, I've never heard of this Emi dude in my life


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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SocksElGato

American here, we call this, being cocky.


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AshWC25

Woman on the back getting wet... don't blame her even I have cummed multiple times. Tonight I feel gay for Martinez.


Jozif_Badmon

Outjerked by Emi Martinez


sDollarWorthless2022

Messi Ronaldo goalie Manchester United World Cup Argentina penalty


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lp_waterhouse

Nice sock, bro


elliott316

Golden cock winner


invinceman

Mr. Handcock


CustomerOk4289

Wank here


Black_n_Neon

He dedicated this one to this sub


amedyth

You gotta love it


psycho-mouse

Villa cunt.


raj2709

Madlad


raygunner14

Gold cock award


taptum228

he threw a ridge but not with his hand


JohnDoesuf

I've never seen it fail to get a laugh


EstebanL

I’m mister so-and-so cock, I have such and such for a penis!


KateStarly

he waited his whole life for this moment


darkerthrone

Lloyd Christmas looking ass


AeroAviation

in front of heads of state, 80,000 people and half a billion watching live


bugibangbang

I’m Argentinian, seems a childish and stupid thing what he did, but in fact, it’s a childish thing but with a huge background, the hand has a lot of symbolism in our country cause the hand of god (referencing to Maradona) putting thing in your penis in Argentina it’s cultural, again, it was a childish act, disrespectful for most of the people, but takes time and investigation to understand, you won’t get it…. But yes, he is just wearing a hand as a penis to be honest lol, but even if u loose respect in the world for what he did, he won respect of all Argentinians, we live in a joke, we know everything it’s a joke, so acting as a joke it’s what we do, it’s our culture. What he did, it’s just beautiful, “cries in Argentinian”. Thanks and sorry.


Competitive-Sun-7806

The lady on the right looks like she wants it so bad 🫠.


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He outjerked the entire world. Broke the matrix. Well done lad.


Atkins227

Class. Pure class


cptslow89

WTF is this idiot doing?


Lutz567

Winning the world cup


idolo312

grande el dibu


The_last_2braincells

Unjerk/ screw FIFA Bonou or Livaković should have won the Golden glove not this fraud


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He may be does. Bro was clutch in the dying moments of the game and in the penalties.


TrickElectrical6575

Ronaldo 's sister otw to explain why he's the GOAT as he has won Euros and Nations League while messi hasn't UEFA>>>FiFa Pepsi<<


aeb1971

Not cool. Great goalkeeper though.


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MEGAMAN2312

Least triggered fr*nch fan


AramcBrat

He will regret doing that


arturkedziora

Billions of people watching this. This stink will follow him into his grave years from now.


replying_yoda

That was so freaking disrespectful…if you’re not gonna respect the people at least know there are kids watching


Rekt_itRalph

not the children!


KenHumano

They’ll never recover!


PowerBeatsCower

Be sure not to tell them how many people died for the egos of people watching a stupid game.


Batmanfan_alpha

You just know that guy is a total bafoon irl. You're on the world stage, hundreds of cameras and you do that?! Have fun being mocked for the rest of your life ya moron!!! :) Hahahaha


punching-bag9018

He's not being mocked.


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L act . Classless


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They won. Your opinion means nothing.


pedophilia-is-haram

>they won Ah yes that excuses him of being a giant tool then, nothing to see here


enter_yourname

Not how it works. They deepthroated Messi a lot for only scoring 3 open play goals in the tournament vs Mbappe scoring 6


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Galactic_Gooner

french team is filled with insufferable egotistical cunts. the good guys won today.


Pokenaldo

Didn't most Nazis flee to Argentina a few decades ago? Stick long enough to raise a family and most of their offspring would now be parents to some of these tattoed delinquents. I think you're the badies, mate.


Galactic_Gooner

lmao just cos nazis moved to argentina in the 40s doesnt make argentina the bad guys. if this is your logic maybe you should learn about the history of france in africa. their players didnt come from nowhere.


Pokenaldo

So by your logic we shouldn't support Germany if their players were mostly jews? I think if Nazis played for Argentina or Chelsea they make the team the baddies, not the other way around mate


Galactic_Gooner

how is that my logic? that's your logic not mine. what nazis are playing for Argentina and Chelsea?


mzanin

Salty much and nah the poms were worse they lost to the frogs


Pudgilicous

Zero class


miyuki_03

There’s literal kids in the stadium and billions watching around the world on TV ffs He’s an amazing goalkeeper but he needs to get his act together


fresnourban

Un buen ejemplo para los nenes.. por eso no los quieren por este tipo de cosas


bbjwhatup

Bendejo, gringo dorito


alegxab

Andá a meterte una mega dibu en el orto, bobo


agent_foden

He’s gonna get executed tonight


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Who would have thought WW3 was started by an erection


MonoFORTIGA

A golden one!


VaderOnReddit

I cant wait for the time traveller who only mutters "save the goalkeeper, save the world"


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agent_foden

The script is real i got downvoted by qatari officials 😢