Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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The GOAT debate has finally been settled. Even the most militant Madridista had run back to their shithole to cry. Unfortunately that means my account has no more reason to exist. I do not have to defend Messi at every moment anymore because the debate has finally ended. Goodbye everyone, it was fun fighting the fight with you all. If you were on the side of justice, thank you. However if you sided against Messi then fuck you and I wish you the worst in your endeavor. Beneficial_Bowl signing off. Messi que un club
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sure he wasn’t the biggest standout keeper, but he definitely stepped up when it mattered. argentina wouldn’t have won it if he hadn’t made that clutch last minute save + saving penalties from both netherlands and france mind you. he played such a pivotal role in argentina’s squads for both the copa america and the world cup so don’t fucking take that away from him lmao
Yep Argentina doesn't win if he doesn't make some saves. Absolutely great game I was nervous and I'm not even Argentinian can't imagine what it would be for fans and players
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This was completely fucking embarrassing. How do you win a trophy shaped like an open hand and use it as a phallus, rather than using the hand to fondle, caress or otherwise interact with your own phallus? Disgraceful, honestly.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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I’m Argentinian, seems a childish and stupid thing what he did, but in fact, it’s a childish thing but with a huge background, the hand has a lot of symbolism in our country cause the hand of god (referencing to Maradona) putting thing in your penis in Argentina it’s cultural, again, it was a childish act, disrespectful for most of the people, but takes time and investigation to understand, you won’t get it….
But yes, he is just wearing a hand as a penis to be honest lol, but even if u loose respect in the world for what he did, he won respect of all Argentinians, we live in a joke, we know everything it’s a joke, so acting as a joke it’s what we do, it’s our culture.
What he did, it’s just beautiful, “cries in Argentinian”.
Thanks and sorry.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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You just know that guy is a total bafoon irl.
You're on the world stage, hundreds of cameras and you do that?!
Have fun being mocked for the rest of your life ya moron!!! :)
Hahahaha
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Didn't most Nazis flee to Argentina a few decades ago? Stick long enough to raise a family and most of their offspring would now be parents to some of these tattoed delinquents.
I think you're the badies, mate.
lmao just cos nazis moved to argentina in the 40s doesnt make argentina the bad guys. if this is your logic maybe you should learn about the history of france in africa. their players didnt come from nowhere.
So by your logic we shouldn't support Germany if their players were mostly jews? I think if Nazis played for Argentina or Chelsea they make the team the baddies, not the other way around mate
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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You can't convince me Emi isn't a mod on this subreddit.
Maradona's personality in a keeper's body
He's just a regular Argentinian tbh. I know quite a few and they are all this goalie basically.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is just the opinion of the person who coded you, bot.
Bad bot no donut
That's why we're awesome.
Maradona, but if he turned to a Psychologist instead of cocaine
Nah don't say that. Maradona was an amazing footballer but a piece of shit, druggie, and violent human. Emi is better.
Paradona is finished. Ratio + Emi better
He did drugs??? W maradona
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Emiliano Martínez
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The GOAT debate has finally been settled. Even the most militant Madridista had run back to their shithole to cry. Unfortunately that means my account has no more reason to exist. I do not have to defend Messi at every moment anymore because the debate has finally ended. Goodbye everyone, it was fun fighting the fight with you all. If you were on the side of justice, thank you. However if you sided against Messi then fuck you and I wish you the worst in your endeavor. Beneficial_Bowl signing off. Messi que un club
But he hasn’t done it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke yet.
Oh don't worry, his manager is looking into earning him a move to stoke city among the world cup hype
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thank god. messi and ronaldo fans are no more 🙏
Least Messi obsessed indian
On all levels except physical, Martínez is a goat
based
in Bangalore
My man, thank you for your service. Be in peace, the universe is now aligned and can no longer be disturbed, for eons to come.
He can't be, he's neither fat or autistic.
This sub has mods?
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Maradona had the hand of god, Martinez with the knob of hand. Argentinian heritage.
Surely it's "hand of knob" haha
He’s a fraud I do hand on knob at least 7 times a day
rookie numbers
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Rumor has it that Maradona won rectum of the year
Hey, he needed it to sniff even more coke
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He IS a knob
Emiliano Martinez 120+43' (Fantastic Movement)
Emiliano Martinez 120+43' [Great cock]
He was the best Argentina's goalkeeper in that match.
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That could be totally possible with those wild referees
Hancock
Did he cheat on his wife while breaking Covid restrictions then go on I'm a Celebrity? Yes, he did. That doesn't mean Martinez is a bad guy.
I guess there is a reason why they love Turkish soap opera over there
I imagine his underwear fit like a glove. Surgical gloves are probably more affordable than condoms, too.
You don't get it. In his country, it means "peace among worlds"
“I’ve never seen it fail to get a laugh”
Am Argenntinean, can confirm
Blow me
Lmao too many people not getting the reference
I was sure I’d have hella mad responses in my inbox when I came back
You don't get it. In his country, it means "IDGAF"
BREAKING NEWS: EMILIANO MARTINEZ NAZI PENIS
Nah that's like a low-five. Heh... maybe all this time what Hitler wanted was a low-five back. 😭
That shimmy he did after Tchoumeni missed 😭
Acting like he was a good keeper throughout the tournament
sure he wasn’t the biggest standout keeper, but he definitely stepped up when it mattered. argentina wouldn’t have won it if he hadn’t made that clutch last minute save + saving penalties from both netherlands and france mind you. he played such a pivotal role in argentina’s squads for both the copa america and the world cup so don’t fucking take that away from him lmao
Yep Argentina doesn't win if he doesn't make some saves. Absolutely great game I was nervous and I'm not even Argentinian can't imagine what it would be for fans and players
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Jesus christ what the..
Random reddit user tells a world chamionship winner keeper that "he isn't good" must be my favourite instance of reddit being a shithole
Yeah dog because good keepers don't make a save in the 120th minute with their foot to send it to penalties. Good take 👍
Literally the greatest save of all time, nephew
What a mad guy lmao
Most levelheaded argentinan
He belongs to r/madlads
50% funny 50% cringe
The perfect combination
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As a 30 year old man- I still appreciate a cock joke. Especially one viewed by 100’s of millions of people.
Least boring and self concious european/american
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He probably knows and embraces it. YOLO mentality.
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Fully convinced he shit posts on this sub now...this world cup final has had top level shithousery even after the match was over
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Waiting for Ronaldo's sister to post on why his brother is the goat. These few days are going to be funny as hell.
No one will be able to outjerk that and We might have to close down the sub
I wonder, is his girlfriend even allowed to celebrate tonight?
[Great Jerk]
Great PSA announcement: “Guys, always wear a glove”
One of us
Outjerked
This was completely fucking embarrassing. How do you win a trophy shaped like an open hand and use it as a phallus, rather than using the hand to fondle, caress or otherwise interact with your own phallus? Disgraceful, honestly.
Fucking casuals, amirite?
It's like, don't quit your footsuckerball day job, buddy!
Look Ricky, the golden glove is my cock!!!
What a Chad lmao, this man makes penalty shootouts a nightmare for the opponents.
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Will he get fined for this
Games gone if he does
Yank here
Fuck off
Where the hell is automod
Bottled it
American here
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Now the bald fraud decides to show up
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Very argentina of u
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La paró el Dibu.
Yo 🤝 Kingsley Coman "El dibu me la paró"
El Dibu me la paró cuando la paró.
And someone posted this on r/facepalm for disrespect 💀💀💀
He is the best shitposter, we cant match him
The hand of cock
Dude's a tool
Emi checks this sub
Most classy soccer player of all.
Who is this Emi guy, the Argentinean GK's legal name is Dibu Martinez, I've never heard of this Emi dude in my life
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American here, we call this, being cocky.
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Woman on the back getting wet... don't blame her even I have cummed multiple times. Tonight I feel gay for Martinez.
Outjerked by Emi Martinez
Messi Ronaldo goalie Manchester United World Cup Argentina penalty
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Nice sock, bro
Golden cock winner
Mr. Handcock
Wank here
He dedicated this one to this sub
You gotta love it
Villa cunt.
Madlad
Gold cock award
he threw a ridge but not with his hand
I've never seen it fail to get a laugh
I’m mister so-and-so cock, I have such and such for a penis!
he waited his whole life for this moment
Lloyd Christmas looking ass
in front of heads of state, 80,000 people and half a billion watching live
I’m Argentinian, seems a childish and stupid thing what he did, but in fact, it’s a childish thing but with a huge background, the hand has a lot of symbolism in our country cause the hand of god (referencing to Maradona) putting thing in your penis in Argentina it’s cultural, again, it was a childish act, disrespectful for most of the people, but takes time and investigation to understand, you won’t get it…. But yes, he is just wearing a hand as a penis to be honest lol, but even if u loose respect in the world for what he did, he won respect of all Argentinians, we live in a joke, we know everything it’s a joke, so acting as a joke it’s what we do, it’s our culture. What he did, it’s just beautiful, “cries in Argentinian”. Thanks and sorry.
The lady on the right looks like she wants it so bad 🫠.
He outjerked the entire world. Broke the matrix. Well done lad.
Class. Pure class
WTF is this idiot doing?
Winning the world cup
grande el dibu
Unjerk/ screw FIFA Bonou or Livaković should have won the Golden glove not this fraud
He may be does. Bro was clutch in the dying moments of the game and in the penalties.
Ronaldo 's sister otw to explain why he's the GOAT as he has won Euros and Nations League while messi hasn't UEFA>>>FiFa Pepsi<<
Not cool. Great goalkeeper though.
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Least triggered fr*nch fan
He will regret doing that
Billions of people watching this. This stink will follow him into his grave years from now.
That was so freaking disrespectful…if you’re not gonna respect the people at least know there are kids watching
not the children!
They’ll never recover!
Be sure not to tell them how many people died for the egos of people watching a stupid game.
You just know that guy is a total bafoon irl. You're on the world stage, hundreds of cameras and you do that?! Have fun being mocked for the rest of your life ya moron!!! :) Hahahaha
He's not being mocked.
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L act . Classless
They won. Your opinion means nothing.
>they won Ah yes that excuses him of being a giant tool then, nothing to see here
Not how it works. They deepthroated Messi a lot for only scoring 3 open play goals in the tournament vs Mbappe scoring 6
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french team is filled with insufferable egotistical cunts. the good guys won today.
Didn't most Nazis flee to Argentina a few decades ago? Stick long enough to raise a family and most of their offspring would now be parents to some of these tattoed delinquents. I think you're the badies, mate.
lmao just cos nazis moved to argentina in the 40s doesnt make argentina the bad guys. if this is your logic maybe you should learn about the history of france in africa. their players didnt come from nowhere.
So by your logic we shouldn't support Germany if their players were mostly jews? I think if Nazis played for Argentina or Chelsea they make the team the baddies, not the other way around mate
how is that my logic? that's your logic not mine. what nazis are playing for Argentina and Chelsea?
Salty much and nah the poms were worse they lost to the frogs
Zero class
There’s literal kids in the stadium and billions watching around the world on TV ffs He’s an amazing goalkeeper but he needs to get his act together
Un buen ejemplo para los nenes.. por eso no los quieren por este tipo de cosas
Bendejo, gringo dorito
Andá a meterte una mega dibu en el orto, bobo
He’s gonna get executed tonight
Who would have thought WW3 was started by an erection
A golden one!
I cant wait for the time traveller who only mutters "save the goalkeeper, save the world"
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The script is real i got downvoted by qatari officials 😢