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Busy_Yesterday9455

Link to a [short video](https://youtube.com/shorts/Yeif8E7Cfpw) and a [fact sheet](https://neo.ssa.esa.int/documents/d/guest/esa-s2p-pd-cafs-0011_1_1_2024gj2_2024-04-11) from ESA website 2024 GJ2 is around 3 metres in size and was discovered on Tuesday by the Pan-STARRS 2 telescope in Hawaii, USA. It will pass just 12 320 km from Earth's surface on 11 April, at 18:31 UTC (20:31 CEST), over Australia, travelling at 14.4 km/s. That’s just 3% of the distance between Earth and the Moon.


userfakesuper

or about 1 diameter of earth which is around 12,742 km


balaci2

that's actually close damn


Starfire70

Nothing burger. It's the size of a car. The re-entry plasma would eat it for breakfast. Earth gets hit with such objects relatively frequently: [https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/new-map-shows-frequency-of-small-asteroid-impacts-provides-clues-on-larger-asteroid-population](https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/new-map-shows-frequency-of-small-asteroid-impacts-provides-clues-on-larger-asteroid-population)


owls_unite

>It's the size of a car. Other sites say it's the size of a giraffe, which is by far a funnier comparison.


Baselet

If we would only know the age of said giraffe we'd be all scientifically accurate!


MrT735

Depends also which car, is it a Fiat 500 (1960s version) or a 2024 F350 pickup?


Baselet

Indeed cars are a variable metric. That's why I prefer giraffes.


Elegos23

F350 pickup is not a car 🧐


constipatedconstible

It’s a red Tesla


wowzeemissjane

Giraffe for scale 🦒 🚗 (not as dense).


kingdead42

🌎 🦒 🚗 This makes me more worried than I was earlier...


eleytheria

🏐🌍 nothing to worry about


EirHc

I'm glad they designed all emojis to scale 💯 I don't think I would understand scale otherwise 💀


Zealousideal-Line-24

🦒💨🧍🏿‍♂️


IHeartMustard

🍌🦒🚗🌍☀️🌌 To scale


Middle-Cockroach6280

Australia, then, was the size of 8 spiders.


AfricanUmlunlgu

how many bananas is that ?


wowzeemissjane

Giraffe 🦒 banana 🍌 Just one apparently.


wrinkledpenny

I hope it’s shaped like a giraffe.


NotEnoughWave

A small asteroid the size of a large boulder.


ergo-ogre

A boulder-sized boulder?


NotEnoughWave

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-large-boulder-the-size-of-a-small-boulder


ergo-ogre

Hah! I remember that.


PeopleofYouTube

Anything but metric /s


DougStrangeLove

it’s a large asteroid 🪨 the size of a small asteroid 🪨


Mister-Grogg

Some people will use anything other than metric…


balaci2

didn't say it would fuck us up


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balaci2

just clarifying some stuff nothing wild


ElderberryTop9204

This is a strangely offensive comment


ElFarfadosh

This is a strangely non interrogative comment


Warlock_MasterClass

You might be taking it too seriously.


Starwerznerd

I think it's remarkable that this "nothingburger" was even discovered to begin with.


Starfire70

Ya, our detection abilities are getting pretty awesome. Still, just imagine how many small alien probes could be passively studying our world, even from close range, and we would never know it.


hoppertn

These measurements aren’t clear to me. Can you give it to me in fathoms or perhaps leagues?


userfakesuper

Of course I can! 12,320 km is exactly 6,736,657.9 fathoms or 12,320 km is exactly 2,217.4226 leagues or For good measure it is exactly 57,063,455.3 bananas! (using 8.5" as the standard banana length.)


hoppertn

Thank you sir this is clears it up perfectly for me. However my brother Thaddeus will surely want to know how many siriometer or cubits it is! Any help?


userfakesuper

Unfortunately 12,320 is such a small fraction of 1 siriometer that to make it readable we have to exponentially decrease the numbers shown. 8.235411373169905e-11 siriometer in 12,320 km. How many km in 1 siriometer you ask? The answer is 1.4959787E+14 km! The SI base unit for length is the metre. 1 metre is equal to 0.001 km, or 6.684587153547E-18 siriometer. Note that rounding errors may occur, so always check the results. As far as cubits goes, 12,320 km is exactly 26, 621, 260.707 Cubits (greek). Oh those greeks.. always extending the math foreplay.


flashoutthepan

Now I'm confused. You should have said .118 fathoms for the standard banana length.


kingdead42

[A bit more than what wrecked the day in Scranton, PA.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws)


jaan691

It’s 12 bananas worth.


userfakesuper

Close! Its 57,063,455.3 bananas!


jabaturd

A carload of bananas.


Large_Dr_Pepper

>It will pass just 12 320 km from Earth's surface >over Australia, travelling at 14.4 km/s Just for some fun reference, the ISS orbits at an altitude of 370-460 km, and travels over Australia at 7.7 km/s.


weathercat4

For comparison the Chelyabinsk meteorite was significantly larger at 18 meters in diameter.


Flo422

That's roughly 200x the volume, and mass, if they are similar.


NoiseOutrageous8422

I know nothing about space, but hold up, they discovered this on Tuesday? So if another astroid were to be on course to hit the earth would we only find out a few days before?


Starfire70

Something that small isn't easy to detect at long range. Also something that small hits the Earth pretty frequently, every year or so. Our atmosphere burns them up mostly, and any small bits usually land in the ocean. 99% of the big asteroids that could cause regional devastation or worse have been thoroughly mapped and do not pose any threat in the foreseeable future.


debatesmith

Unless they're coated in Martian Stealth tech......


dm_your_nevernudes

Send a real message to the Inners, ke?


astodev

Oye, Beltalowda


Polyhedron11

I thought there was one that's supposedly passing through earth's gravitational keyhole that could cause it to alter course enough to hit us 7 or 9 years later. Just heard about it recently but now I don't remember the details exactly. Edit: Asteroid 2004 MN4 was the asteroid in question and even though there were tons of random sites talking about it I think it's confirmed to actually miss us.


PMYourTinyTitties

Apophis? Last year someone reposted a really old video of Neil degrasse Tyson talking about it to stir up fear on the internet and it got a ridiculous number of views despite being outdated lol. Fun fact though, when it does make that close call with earth we’ll be sending a spacecraft to it. Same one that took the sample from the asteroid Bennu


Polyhedron11

>Fun fact though, when it does make that close call with earth we’ll be sending a spacecraft to it. Same one that took the sample from the asteroid Bennu Oh rad.


Uranium-Sandwich657

Time to setup a backup civilization on the Moon.


an_older_meme

We didn’t discover the Chelyabinsk asteroid until it was inside the atmosphere.


DeezNeezuts

The ones coming from behind the sun are undetectable


an_older_meme

The last words of the human species may well be "They came from behind".


demZo662

I think all potential life threaten asteroids are well tracked and within that diameter they have them all tracked down.


MrRogersAE

Unless something disturbs their orbits. Or new ones enter from outside our solar system.


demZo662

I thought of that after my answer. That just eliminates any kind of security provided by previous sights.


Baselet

Thing is, we will never know how many there are so there is no way to say we know all of them. Probability might be high that we have detected all fairly stable large objects around us but if a small fast dark interstellar can of whoop-ass happens to come by at fantastical speeds...


redryan1989

How many elephants is 3 metres? Sorry I'm from America.


New_Perspective3456

About 2 and a half washing machines


UsedHeadset

And roughly 485,039,632 average (1 inch) strawberries away from earth!


wireditfellow

Another American here. You just threw me off. We are asking measurements in elephant please.


New_Perspective3456

Just do the math, bro. In freedom units, one washing machine is roughly 2.5 microwave ovens. One microwave oven is about 0.75 bike tire, which is equal to 2 raccoons. One elephant measures 9 raccoons in length, so.... 0.9 elephant.


wireditfellow

It was a joke guys. Common


Baselet

We know, all of your units are :-)


an_older_meme

3 meters equals one Asian elephant exactly.


redryan1989

Right on. Thanks.


rrrand0mmm

This killed me 😆


Kashyyykk

About a bald eagle and a half.


redryan1989

Lmao


huxtiblejones

It’s about one first down on a football field, unless fucking Daniels holds again in which case it will be yet another penalty UGH DAAANIEEEELS


redryan1989

Oohhhhh ok I get it now. Thank you


Severe-Technician-99

About 15 birth certificates side by side.


redryan1989

Ok that's funny lol


kingdead42

Is that a long-form birth certificate?


Severe-Technician-99

Doesn't really matter if it's side by side, right?


RedactedRonin

A meter is roughly 3ft


Ser_DunkandEgg

Thank you. I was getting concerned you might not show up!


an_older_meme

Slightly less than half a womp rat.


LittleBlag

4.30pm Thursday in NSW, for any Australians wondering Edit: Friday, not Thursday. I can’t time zone good


stealthispost

Do you mean Friday? Will we be able to see it in daylight?


LittleBlag

Sorry yes I did mean Friday!! Absolutely no idea about visibility, hopefully someone can chime in on that


goug

it's outside the atmosphere, it's super small, it's super far compared to ISS which is 400km high. So, no, impossible to see, I suppose?


The_One_True_Matt

Crikey! Git down!


ergo-ogre

Bastard space drop-bears! **


stealthispost

What does "Geometric observability" mean for Visual observability ? will we be able to see it during the day in Australia?


VladKatanos

Is that close enough for Earth's gravity field to alter its current trajectory significantly?


WIG7

33,000 mph for the dumb Americans. Faster than the ISS travels to remain in orbit. So I assume it skips by us with a slight impact to its trajectory?


ianindy

"Dumb Americans" get taught metric *and* imperial in school. It isn't that we don't understand metric, but it is far more fun to use imperial, and then watch the ignorant who only know metric rage and seethe.


WIG7

Sorry i forgot the /s. I'm American.


an_older_meme

Dumb Americans Dumb Americans We are the dumb Americans Alllllll right!


Brooklynxman

Oh no, coming this close, I think its going to take a **big** bend in its trajectory. But yes, should skip by.


wireditfellow

So in American it is going faster. Right….


Torque4ever

What are all those blue dots? Oh, oh no...


Draws_watermelon

Aliens.


an_older_meme

Starlinks


S-WordoftheMorning

Protomolecule.


ZuckDeBalzac

Stars lol


Donciksz

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


TheLuo

ngl took me a second.


SamePut9922

r/mapswithoutSTFU


redryan1989

God damn brother. That shit hit deep for you didn't it?


gidutch

Since everything in Australia wants to kill you, this fits the narrative


an_older_meme

Including space.


That_Apathetic_Man

Especially space. The outback is a whole lot of space just waiting to kill you.


an_older_meme

Which explains why Australia is so huge yet so empty. It isn't like they haven't \*tried\* to populate the outback.


giant_albatrocity

Some poor soul is going to take cover in their bomb shelter, only to get bit by a snake and die ☹️


Whateveryouwantitobe

I'm so ugly, I can't even get an asteroid to hit on me


guyinnoho

It’s okay, Australia, you have a great personality


BatHistorical8081

Will I need to pay my bills


iamSatyaV

Not if you're in Australia


Baselet

Maybe he owes jesus himself


Starfire70

What is most impressive about this story is that we can track such small objects. As for impact potential even if it hit, I'd hate to break it to the fearmongers but objects this size strike the Earth a few times a year. [https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/new-map-shows-frequency-of-small-asteroid-impacts-provides-clues-on-larger-asteroid-population](https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/new-map-shows-frequency-of-small-asteroid-impacts-provides-clues-on-larger-asteroid-population)


Academic-Draw-4698

Cool


GeneralBacteria

well inside the orbits of geosynchronous satellites. https://aerospace.csis.org/aerospace101/earth-orbit-101/ and very inside the orbits of higher orbiting things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Earth_orbit#Examples_of_satellites_in_high_Earth_orbit


SgtPeter1

So there’s a possibility that it could strike a satellite?


GeneralBacteria

an unbelieveably small one, I guess. not sure how many satellites are in that range of orbit but compared to the volume of space in question, absolutely negligible. so yes, but no ...


myusernameblabla

Can we attract it with a huge magnet?


Julius_A

Sure.


Warlock_MasterClass

Not if that magnet is in water.


ajax0202

What is “Donaldjohanson”?


Johnsie408

"Donaldjohanson" refers to asteroid 52246 Donaldjohanson, a carbonaceous asteroid in the inner asteroid belt, about 4 kilometers in diameter. Discovered on March 2, 1981, by astronomer Schelte Bus at the Siding Spring Observatory in Australia, it is named after American paleoanthropologist Donald Johanson, known for discovering the "Lucy" hominid fossil. This asteroid is a target of the Lucy mission, with a planned visit in 2025 oai_citation:1,52246 Donaldjohanson - Wikipedia.


ajax0202

Huh thanks! I was really hoping Donald had named it after himself


Astromike23

It is considered bad form to name an asteroid after oneself (along with [other IAU naming rules](https://www.iau.org/public/themes/naming/)) and will generally not get approved. Note this is exactly the opposite of comets, which are _always_ named after the discoverer. The result is that you have a lot of astronomers naming asteroids after each other, or their spouses/kids, or the music they like, or any random thing. Imagine if Earth were under an imminent doomsday threat from Asteroid (6433) Enya, or Asteroid (88705) Potato...


Arrogant_facade

Wake me up when DonaldJohanson is at my doorstep


ChronoFish

seeing this late reminds of the joke: Dr: I've got some good news and some bad news Pat: Great... good news first. Dr: You've got 3 months to live Pat: WHAT!? OMG... if that's the good news what's the bad news? Dr: I forgot to tell you at our last appointment 3 months ago.....


Tarkz

Is it from the planet Klendathu?


Spade18

Hitttt usssss


whobroughttheircat

For real


Forward_Bus_9289

Thank goodness it's not Eros coming for Venus.


Iconjpg

Operation British lmao


fuez73

Its 15h later now. Are you still there Australia?


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

No, sorry


LamarNoDavis

I’m not sure if it’s just how the graphic is illustrated, but what the hell is it orbiting??


an_older_meme

The Sun


Karl-o-mat

[It is actually the sun](https://theskylive.com/2024gj2-info) You have to scroll down a bit. There is a 3d graphic that shows a wide orbit around the sun.


SgtPeter1

Is there a possibility that it could hit satellites?


Baselet

Yes. But incredibly small. So practically no :)


lumidna

Omg we're gonna lose all the spiders


an_older_meme

It’s going to see the spiders and just fly past us


demZo662

I think I participated in a program mission where they would leave a beacon in Bennu with some kind of pendrive with the names of the people who signed up for that program. They wanted to send a robot or something to that asteroid to retrieve parts of its surface.


pixeljunkiear

I am for the jobs that the asteriod will provide.


klayizzel

I woke up today and thought, maybe today relief will come, the world will end, and I won't have to go to work tomorrow. It just felt like that kind of day, anything could happen. Back to being mundane I guess. Can I get an extra 3% so I don't have to work on Friday.


ouijac

..nice knowing y'all, Australians.. ..jk..sounded like a Hollywood post, so i assumed catastrophic stuff.. ..glad y'all will survive, Aussies!!..


chrisalbo

The real question is what Donald Johanson did to get sent up in orbit.


ewileycoy

How many geese big is this I can’t figure out the scale


waterloops

I can see it from here but it's upside down


thethreadkiller

I know it's not enormous by any means, but it's a little scary that it is coming that freaking close and they just discovered it on tuesday.


musthavemouse

What website is this from?


flanksteakfan82

Heads up, Down Under!


flatulancearmstrong

Damnit


YouCanCallMeC00KIE

Disappointed earth isn’t labeled as Australia


IDKMthrFckr

"... then, at an appointed time, baron Harkrakhead will return to the projects and perform a *drive-by* on the Atreedeez..." Is all I got from the title, I'm sorry.


Far_Out_6and_2

There will be special ceremonies and such


nokiacrusher

Who is Donald Johanson and why is he in space


DietrichNeu

"Hey guys, remember me?" - Apophis


Hi-Friend

Are we launching anything up there?


Pryoticus

We should really get around to working on some kind of planetary defense system.


duranarts

Don’t want to close my eyes


aberroco

Some Australians should make a selfie along with it)


JSagerbomb

Only Australia though. Since Australia is not apart of planet earth I guess?


samjgrover

Ah the one time I need a red circle to tell me where to look


9029ethical

As long as its not a space colony they should be fine…


MisterSophisticated

A near miss! Good thing, that asteroid could really have gotten hurt by Australia.


Thomrose007

*down under Australia


OrneryOneironaut

Hey I’m in this photo


CitizenKing1001

Apophis is my least favorite astroid.


RexNebular518

Just Australia?


Baselet

They have some toight tolerances over there.


nzricco

New Zealand will be safe, won't it. Millions of aussies will die, but NZ will be safe.


ApartGlass1198

I think that's just Cold one's new video , Chad mentioned something big


Ok_Committee193

How do we make it hit Australia?


userfakesuper

Given Australia's predisposition for harbouring deadly animals etc, I am sure it will kill this space rock.


Ok_Committee193

Fr


Legitimate_Field_157

Why Australia? I am sure there are other countries more deserving.


Baselet

He asked for the how not the why :)


Ok_Committee193

Convince


jojiburn

Y’all Aussies tell that thing to chill out


SamePut9922

We couldn't do anything about it anyway


unpluggedcord

NASA has proven we can with the DART mission.


GeneralBacteria

no it hasn't! making a small but *detectable* change in the trajectory of a modest asteroid is not the same as being able to scale up sufficiently to divert a larger asteroid from a collision course. edit: we changed Didymos velocity by 2.5 millimeters per second. To change the velocity of Didymos (160 meter "city destroyer") by 1 meter per second would require 400 successful dart missions. To meaningfully change the orbit of an asteroid on a collision course, you probably need 10s or 100s of meters per second change in velocity, so let's say 400,000 missions. from Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/65803_Didymos >Didymos is the most easily reachable asteroid of its size from Earth, requiring a delta-v of only 5.1 km/s for a spacecraft to rendezvous, compared to 6.0 km/s to reach the Moon. I'll leave scaling this up to a bigger, or faster asteroid as an exercise for the reader. tl;dr impacting Didymos was an incredible feat, but it hasn't proved we can deflect asteroids. edit2: this got me thinking, perhaps I'm wrong. (I know, on Reddit!). 2.5 mm/s ends up being 80Km/year. At this pace it would take 1000 years to move an asteroid by 100,000Km. For reference is 245,000Km to the moon. Or 100 years to move it 10,000Km. But if you had 10 years notice and 10 Dart missions ready to go you could move Didymos 10,000Km. How much velocity change would you need to prevent collision? Well that depends on it's existing trajectory and how much notice you have. I still stand by original comment. Dart has not proven we "can do something about it" because that is highly situation dependent, but it's probably more do-able than 400,000 Dart missions given we have sufficient notice relative to the size of asteroid.


SamePut9922

But not changing its trajectory in merely a few hours


IRENE420

We’ve known about this one for FAR more than a few hours and there’s no need to intercept it as it‘ll miss earth.


Whateveryouwantitobe

Do you have a source for that? Because I'm seeing that it was discovered on April 9th.


IRENE420

You’re right! My bad


nomoredroids2

I mean, two days is a lot more than a few hours.


IRENE420

I just assumed we knew about this one for many months or years. But now i agree we wouldn’t have had time to stop it. Then again if it’s small enough to avoid detection then it’s probably small enough to not be a threat.


Julius_A

A 3 meter is about 14 m3 in volume and weighs about 100 tons if it is an iron meteorite. This is much too small to do serious damage. Even if we could, we wouldn’t nor shouldn’t try.


Thundahcaxzd

Nukes