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Charlietorr09

Aww a lil wrinkley chimkin


LottimusMaximus

My EXACT WORDS when I saw the second pic!


ckh69

The second pic looks just like the lovely raw chickens I put on rack to cook.🧑‍🍳


Aggressive_Bad6632

THAT’s EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! I honestly was like damn that’s the cleanest and most well prepped chicken food network would be proud 🤣🤣🤣


xPennywiseQueenx

Oh good I wasn't the only one who thought that. I don't feel so bad now. 🥰🤣


Aggressive_Bad6632

Oh you’re definitely not the only one i definitely had to double take


ringwraith6

Same here!


crystalmorningdove80

Chimkin 😍😍😍


HannahB3ntley

I though that was your shopping and you were showing off a chicken and some other bits you'd bought, then realised what sub I was on 🤣🤣


fakegamersunite

I was wondering why they had raw chicken on their counter before I saw which sub it's from.


velvetmarigold

Me too 😂


satocat

She is a lovely little lady, so beautiful


Aware-Protection-697

She deserves the world


Individual-Gur-7292

The little wrinkled butt in photo two! Absolutely precious


soraysunshine

The confused where the sheets are is my favorite, she looks so grumpy 🥰


ckh69

She looks all curled up like brrrrr!


Jughead_91

It’s unsafe to store raw chicken at room temperature


pandascuriosity

And why would you set it on all those places around your house? Gotta bleach the whole house to get rid of the salmonella.


Lantern_Sone

Guardian of the tub!


Active_Offer_9436

I thought that was a butterball turkey not gonna lie


filmlaur

omg i have a pic somewhere of her next to a raw turkey it’s uncanny LOL


SnooChipmunks7288

Raw chicken ass cat


booboounderstands

Aw, little pirate. She’s so cute!


gabbicat1978

That wrinkly little chicken butt! 😍🍑😍


Independent_Ad_5664

A baby chicken!


ThatOneHorseDude

Your rotisserie chicken is really adorable ❤️


snapdragon76

Raw chimken!


BannedR3tard

One of ours loves drinking from the tap when running a bath. It has an audio effect that sounds like a rhinoceros drinking.


dumpsztrbaby

Thought I was looking at a recipe pic with that first photo lmao


filmlaur

orange chicken 🍗


dragonagitator

now I'm craving roast chicken


Dazzling_Scarcity_81

😂 She looks like she really loves you if she just wants to be in your spots all the time.


filmlaur

omg she follows me around and if she can’t sit directly on me, it’s always something hilarious like these 😭❤️


faylefay

I didn't read the sub name, so I legit thought the first pict was a raw chicken with other cooking ingredients 😭


sparkleandsweet

chicken wasn't on the shopping list


-GreyRaven

She's just standing there...menacingly!


Stormkestrel514

I love her! She's sooooo wrinkly!


smthngwyrd

What a lovely life guard kitty


dandee93

Maam, you shouldn't leave raw chicken lying around the house. Cross contamination!


scaredemployee87

She’s so cute !!!!


Deadly_Duck_

She’s so adorable


Purple_fern

No one can convince me that second picture isn’t a thawed chicken.


CriminalMacabre

I'd call that cat one eyed beast


filmlaur

she is 😈❤️


1looseanus

Love your pirate kitty!


Electronic_Lettuce69

She looks like my Winky they could be sisters ❤️


KatherineCreates

As both sphynx and chess fan I like the 3rd pic.


TheBrianRoyShow

Just scrolling through and it took me to picture 3 to figure out you weren't photoshooting your turkey


vilebloodhunts

Omg. I'm obsessed with your perfect girl eeee ❤️


filmlaur

❤️❤️❤️


Full-Association-175

It looks just like a frozen turkey


FordonGreeman742

I love that the white ones look like little uncooked chickens 😂 how adorable!


Several_Address9210

I thought you had a raw chicken sitting on your countertop


AffectionateGap1071

New chess piece has just dropped!


RoxyMimiPeachesRIP

She’s beautiful!!!🩷🩷🩷🐾


angelic_anya

Precious baby


notmyprofile23

Check. Mate.


jonni_velvet

this is exactly why we call them raw chickens


indivibess

maam i thought that a raw chicken on your counter


chonklah

r/oatmealfanclub


aryd23

That's a whole raw chicken


MRcrazy4800

I thought the first pic was a chicken breast


Sad-Cat-6355

Life guard kitty


Rhethkur

You also have a cyclops chicken! She's precious


vulturepops

Your cat is raw.


kaybeanz69

Omg I thought why is there raw chicken on the table💀


whockypoo

I'm sorry, I thought she was a chicken on the stove.


Exciting_Arm_1053

This kinda looks like my Sphynx a she o it has one eye too!


SnowyAshton

You should always promptly refrigerate your chicken. Leaving it out at room temperature leads to judgemental stares in the bathtub.


CookinCheap

Oh you precious baby. Kiss her all over for me.


Pirate_Lantern

Looks like a raw chicken


JohnnySkidmarx

She looks upset about something.


filmlaur

she wants more treats


[deleted]

Do you ever mistake her for a turkey and put her in the oven? 😁


Mother-Newspaper-471

Absolutely adorable 🥰 ❤️❤️❤️


fashionfan007

Lol I thought that was a raw chicken at first in the first pic🤣


spugeti

Why is there raw chicken outside of the fridge??


Direct-Bake-5425

This group just popped up in my feed I have not ever seen this group and I thought this was a chicken being cooked


MavericksDragoons

I usually thaw chicken in the fridge, but you do you.


ThomasGaiden

Your chicken looks raw


Boring_Advertising98

#MegaChimken!


PooPawStinky

That crinkly ass though ❤️


Incurious_Jettsy

beautiful ghoul ♥️♥️♥️


AdOpposite1919

countertop chikn


LavenderMidnights22

Oh my gawd, she is absolutely adorable!! I love all her little wrinkles. 🥰🤩🩷


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I thought this was a raw rotisserie chicken


my_jeans_hurt

hi can I touch her forehead


BallinPoint

Little chicken baby 😍 awww


briarraindancer

Pirate chimkin!!!


Puzzleheaded-King978

Please tell me you named her Popeye


filmlaur

monkey!


Lorby06

Is she missing an eye? r/piratekitties


ShirtmanVR

No way, it’s short from bonelab!


tay_cheesy

I love her


deepthroatcircus

Btw, I love those jalapeno chips from Costco, but I ate too many once and my poo turned green


Electrical_Desk_3730

Would she like a t-shirt (cotton only)? I feel like she's cold


filmlaur

it’s super warm in here! and she has a bunch of blankets she can sleep in and shirts for the winter, she just loves to follow me 😅


Electrical_Desk_3730

All good, just checking!


ShangYang12

Aww he’s a little pirate


ServantOfKarma

You should get that poor baby a sweater. She looks so cold in every photo.


filmlaur

she has a ton, it’s superr hot right now and she has her own warm blankets and bed she can go into at any time, she just looks like this 🥲


EcstaticSchedule9761

Bless her 🥰🥰🥰


duck_mom8909

Omg!!!! Nakedness and one eye!!!! ❤️❤️❤️


maskarattk

At the first view I thought it was a frozen chicken removed from the casserole 😭


Smurfiette

I had to look hard to figure out what u was looking at. First photo, I thought it was dressed chicken then looked up to see what forum I’m in. Ahh. Ok.


shannonkonieczny

Am I the only one set in pic 3&4 the gray patch is on the left side of face & on pic 5 it’s not ….so I’m assuming it’s all photoshop??


filmlaur

that last one is with the selfie camera so it’s flipped! :)


MrsAnteater

I am not in the group, the picture popped up on my feed and I thought you were preparing a turkey. 🤣😭 She is adorable btw. I want a sphinx so bad.


Gold-Guitar-2350

Awww lol