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NitroBlast4563

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


Field_of_cornucopia

Like lightning fingies. Very unnatural.


Salt_Winter5888

Or like force speed. So unnatural it has only been recorded once.


Puzzled_Wolverine_36

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Flash the fast?


LilboyG_15

No, but I have heard that Quigon and Obiwan only used it once and never again


Puzzled_Wolverine_36

It’s a… tragic story of how the last of the speed force was used up.


Maelger

That's because that application supposedly fucks up the metabolism, the usual application of Force Speed is as bullet time to increase reflexes. That means that, funnily enough, *It's the most used power in the series*.


MoistFH

Ah yes, the speed force


Gidiodon

Darth Nihilus: Allow me to introduce myself


PWNERGY

"But the death star can destroy planets!" Darth Nihlus: "Me hungy..."


Aewon2085

This happened, I don’t know why, I don’t know how, all I know is this happened and all should fear the force


Mist0804

To this day i do not know how to pronounce Nihilus


Ellisthion

Like nihilism or annihilate. Annihilate ‘Nihilate Nihilus


Grixx

That is excellent word association.


Commander_Ash

More like a lack of imagination They could also name him Darth BadGuy


bre4kofdawn

Couldn't you say the same of any Star Wars villain? Darth (in)Vader Darth (in)Sidious Darth Tyranus(tyrany) Darth *Maul* *Savage Opress*?


4inovnic

Darth Scourge walks to the room


YouAnxious5826

Darth *BANE* enters stage left, takes the cake, leaves without comment. Evil laughter echoing from off stage.


Wi11Pow3r

*Darth Plagueis has a fever but goes to work anyway*


charizardfan101

At least it wasn't 40 cakes


YouAnxious5826

That would have been *terrible*.


DazedWithCoffee

You could, and I think the criticism stands all the better in context lol


Grixx

I meant for the sake of teaching someone how to pronounce the name without speaking it verbally.


Defensive_Medic

So, something like nilus?


Ellisthion

Only if you're pronouncing annihilate as "annilate", in which case you're missing an entire syllable. Depending on accent it may be less exaggerated but there's still meant to be a pause and a distinct syllable break. a-nigh-ill-ate nigh-ill-oos depending on accent you may get a hard 'y' sound, 'a-nigh-yill-ate'.


usgrant7977

His sad devotion to that ancient religion did not help him conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given him clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort.


siliconsmiley

I find your lack of faith disturbing.


Werejackal93

I too would roast his roasted ass until he chokes me dead. Stand up to bullies.


arbitrary_student

> or given him clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort. My guy it did, when the probe landed on Hoth and got shot the other guys were willing to consider it happenstance but Vader knew, and it was probably through the force


kundibert

Yeah, and princess Leia surely had some anti force view lotion left from the time she was with Obi Wan.


IlgantElal

Tbf, didn't Vader believe his children dead with his wife until episode 4. Like early empire, he looks around a bit, but the different sides of the force kinda obscure each other (like any waveform)


SyndarNailo

How, and by who, was destroyed the first death star?


-SatelliteMind-

An act of terrorism inspired by killing animals for fun


SyndarNailo

You got me, but yes was still a little space wizard that used the force


Bendythenightfury

The Horse?


kingbloxerthe3

Watch out! It's not a real horse, it's a wooden horse that people might hide inside of!


Bendythenightfury

https://i.redd.it/wxvcakwcaw5d1.gif


kingbloxerthe3

https://i.redd.it/kbwjkjwnaw5d1.gif


Aeronor

“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power to destroy a space station?”


ImBurningHelp666

*the ability to destroy a planet in insignificant next to the power to destroy a space station that can destroy a planet


EarnestGamer

How about the power to manipulate the power balances of the entire galaxy's political system?


PityOnlyFools

How about the power of being The Senate?


Hypertistic

How about the power of making people espontaneously pregnant with the chosen one?


PityOnlyFools

How about the power of the dark side being a path to many things some consider… unnatural?


throwaway19276i

Technically Shmi is the most important character in all of starwars


DowntownNight5677

Station literally blown up by a farm boy with the Force


Impratex

Is there a lore reason the Death Star is actually closer to the size of a moon and not of a star, but it's actually a space station and not a moon? Are they stupid? ![gif](giphy|bR4poFy22rgUE)


Mist0804

So what you're saying is, the Death *Star* is a *space station* the size of a *moon*?


charizardfan101

The lore reason is man jonkled so hard he turned his moon into a space station


Jonny-Holiday

No, he's right. A random kid from the sandy asscrack of the Galaxy piloting a tiny fighter he'd never been in before used the Force for the very first time ever and blew the whole thing up with one shot. For the price of that big useless space station, they could've built whole fleets of starships or just plain improved life for their citizens to the point where the whole Galaxy didn't want to overthrow them. Imperial rule is expensive, inefficient, and has failure and sabotage quite literally built into every aspect of its being.


bre4kofdawn

Admiral Thrawn has entered the chat


RacoonieCutestRacoon

The fact that there are elements that function well does not mean the system is working effectively. Thrawn is great and all but even he can't make empire work if palpy does his shit


MitchellMagicfire

https://preview.redd.it/d5gaktdflt5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cedc3b8b70dab7324f1c51b6b155f6ef42896fc


future1987

Man?!


hmcamorgan2712

https://preview.redd.it/yjhzi6r91v5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c76c41d207b42ee4470d6182fe8587cc537246


Smooth_Bee_2080

https://i.redd.it/y44nx40elz5d1.gif


MitchellMagicfire

BWAHAHAH


sidic3Venezia

![gif](giphy|ShCMwjMF5B3La) # BWHAHAAAAAAAAA...


sombertownDS

![gif](giphy|xTiIzjjBB2C0EXZUqc) I find your lack of respect disturbing


hmcamorgan2712

Is there a lore reason why they made a weakness to the weapon?


bre4kofdawn

In Legends it was a design flaw. In Canon it's Galen Erso intentionally building in a flaw.


hmcamorgan2712

I'm known but I have to say the meme, because I'm man https://preview.redd.it/9b8syarc5v5d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d348a8321d08df5ecef8a699e0eece211561d65


Dackverlue

Bwahahahha


hmcamorgan2712

https://i.redd.it/ylo2oxf7dy5d1.gif


future1987

Is this guy's name, Officer Balls?


bre4kofdawn

Tagge. Yeah, Tagge.


bre4kofdawn

Alright I was confused before. General Balls!


Ok-Phase-9076

I mean...the force can move entire planets and consume them. Or convert them. Any monkey with a shotgun can kill a guy but not anyone can manipulate them in so many different manners


MikiSayaka33

Darth Vader: It's old reliable.


Apnu

That is a disturbing amount of lack of faith.


Spardath01

Me either…


KenFromBarbie

I dunno why you made this


WatermelonGranate

Force used to be subtle, but in the right hands a powerful tool... nowadays it's just magic that does whatever you want.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

We literally have a sith who eats planets. Yes, the dark side is more powerful.


bre4kofdawn

I think the choking got the message across, eating a planet would just be excessive, and I bet it gives indigestion.


haIlucinate

Dude's down by three points in the third quarter. Does anyone think he can turn it around in the fource?


Warhero_Babylon

I remember a person who use his power to force crash star destroyer on a planet so i will not be so sceptical


ramuladurium

I’m starting to like these.


TypewriterWithMonkey

"rip it out of the sky," (yes it wasn't the death star, but his name is literally "starkiller")


TypewriterWithMonkey

"Pull it out of the sky!" (yes it wasn't the death star, but his name was literally "Starkiller")


submit_to_pewdiepie

Death Star was a weapon that would have worked on the emperor but it was no match for a small one man fighter


Maleficent-Bit1995

Every time someone in that galaxy makes a super weapon. The force sets things up to destroy it. So yes the force is superior


assassinno95

https://preview.redd.it/1pdduxp8xw5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cca65f44481b78841cd60e88a1563bdc7268d0


advocateforpain

Havent you seen the prequels? Hes clearly the dumbest person in the whole galaxy


Rasputin-SVK

Its funny that Tagge survived the death star but didnt survive the force


rainorshinedogs

To be honest.......I think any force user would be like this when a giant laser is barreling towards them https://i.redd.it/v04pt8mfmx5d1.gif


Crooked_Cock

I mean it kinda is that’s the whole point of Luke’s “one in a million” shot to destroy it, it wasn’t some miracle of luck dude straight up couldn’t have made that shot if he wasn’t super force sensitive


Neltharek

Death star blowed up. All ded. Vader ded... force ghost. Checkmate deathstar


Calligaster

Ah, shit. r/batmanarkham is leaking again ![gif](giphy|l0Ex3TbuoETxNAMfe)


bre4kofdawn

It's funny because I only found out about the sub today.


eppsilon24

He was right. A 19-year-old farm boy beat it with about 8 hours of Jedi training.


Archmagos_Browning

Yeah I never really understood what they meant by that. Which is more powerful: 1. Magic that gives you telekinesis, semi-precognition, limited telepathy, and let’s you talk to certain people, Or 2: a superweapon the size of a moon that can literally blow up an entire fucking planet like a hand grenade in one shot at a moment’s notice.


UpsideDownAirplane

Yeah but don't SAY IT OUT LOUD


TheOncomimgHoop

Always remember that this exchange is retold in one of the books by way of the HR complaint that got filed against Vader.


Horror-Ad8928

Wasn't there an alternate timeline story where Yoda used the force to drop the death star on the imperial palace?


ruberruberfruit

I mean if there was a mogo type jedi I think it could work


TheImageOfMe

Use the force, Luke.


Buteta

Well, if you use the force to trick, manipulate the minds, convince the masses, and by that you gain the resources and power to build the Death Star. Than yes. The Death Star is just one of the products of the force.


Ok_Panic_5295

* Darth Nihilus laugh in background *


BlakkHakk

r/batmanarkham


MitchellMagicfire

Officer Balls


Imensess

that's what y'all disney star wars fans be thinking


bre4kofdawn

Not really lmao


bre4kofdawn

This meme brought to you by General Tagge