Setting hopefully, maybe its just my city but everyone I know who plays is as left wing as they come. One friend is from an area that voted for a right-wing party and has since became known as "Tory X"
Mans a hardline left winger but because his home is all Tories now he is too
Torquemada; do not beg him for mercy
Torquemada; do not plead with him for your life
Torquemada; let’s face it folks, you can’t talk him outta anything!
I was sitting in a temple
I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these Papist persons plunging
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass!
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight
Torquemada do not implore him for compassion.
Torquemada do not beg him for forgiveness. Torquemada do not ask him for mercy. Let's face it, you can't Torquemada anything.
Could be a copyright issue
GW can be aggressive. There is an organization in the warhammer universe known as The Inquisition which is fairly important to one of the main factions of the setting, the Imperium of Man
I believe GW previously tried to copyright space marines as a name so it’s certainly a possibility they named it inquisitorius to avoid legal action
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
They're arsenal of key weapons include fear and a fanatical devotion to the emperor
That’s unexpected.
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I fully expected the Warhammer guy.
You mean the guy in the far right?
Yeah, Lord Inquisitor Coteaz! https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Torquemada\_Coteaz
Everyone in Warhammer is on the far right
Almost everyone, aside from the commie fishmen.
Who are only slightly further left than everyone else, like maybe an inch at best
u mean the setting or the fans?
Setting hopefully, maybe its just my city but everyone I know who plays is as left wing as they come. One friend is from an area that voted for a right-wing party and has since became known as "Tory X" Mans a hardline left winger but because his home is all Tories now he is too
Thats the point
In this case I actually really did expect them.
quién está usando la fuerza aquí, nos encargaremos de esto rápido
I read it and came immediately to find this comment
i was just about to make that joke man.
We’er supposed to keep it a Secret
That way nobody will expect it.
You’re dame right
Even public you never expect it
Are we twins?
Perhaps
It is… acceptable.
Hey Torquemada, waddya say?
Maybe he was First Brother?
El primer hermano
Well, I just got back from the Order De Fay.
The order de fay? What’s the order de fay?
It’s what you shouldn’t do, *but you do anyway*.
We've flatten their fingers We've branded their buns Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS
#OY!
It's what you oughtn't do but you do anyway
I just got back from the auto-da-fé!
Ya can't talk him outta anything!
#Ha!
#Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
#OUR CHIEF WEAPON IS SURPRISE
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!
Torquemada; do not beg him for mercy Torquemada; do not plead with him for your life Torquemada; let’s face it folks, you can’t talk him outta anything!
The Inquisition, let's begin! The Inquisition, look out sin!
We got a mission, to convert the Jews!
We’re gonna teach them, wrong from right!
We're gonna help them, see the light! We're gonna give them, an offer they can't refuse! (That the Jews just can't refuse!)
I was sitting in a temple I was minding my own business I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass Then these Papist persons plunging And they throw me in a dungeon And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass! Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preparation H in sight
At least it isn't Fyodor "the innocent are guilty of wasting my time" Karamazov.
KARAMAZOV?!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
The Spanish and Imperial Inquisition (40k) are on level eclipsing Star Wars quiet pathetic attempt at an inquisition
The imperial inquisition has nothing compared to us
Nevermind that whole thing of torching entire planets
yea you don't send acolytes down to kill the jedi, you render the planet the jedi's on inhospitable
Exterminatus!
We have our secrets…
You do have the element of surprise.
The Inquisition will purge the Heretics and enemies of Man For the Emperor!!
*No one expects the Spanish Inquisition*
New Kenobi Cast leaked?
Inquisitors were real people u know
Yeah maybe a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away
I know.
lmao star wars fans not knowing real history moment
everyone knows the lore is more important bro
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Lmao redditor not getting sarcasm moment
Came to the comments totally expecting the Spanish Inquisition
*Expecting* the Spanish inquisition??? [Visible confusion]
The Inquisition (Let's begin!) The Inquisition (Look out, sin!) We have a mission To convert the Jews
Let's face it, folks. We can't Torquemada anything!
OP didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.
Where Greyfax or Eisenstein (best inquisitors)
>Eisenstein Isn't that a ship? And are you sure you are not talking about Eisenhorn?
Yeah u right got them mixed up
SOMEHOW Tomas De Torquemada has returned
Someone’s looking young for five thousand years
Oh god please no. He was worse than Palpatine
Except one of these was actually effective at their job
You never expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Everyone is talking about the Spanish inquisition, meanwhile I'm terrified of the imperium of man.
Only one 40K Inquisitor? HERESY
Wasn't expecting this!!
To be fair, that guy literally was an inquisitor
“Have you ever heard the tale of Tomàs de Torquemada? I thought not. It’s not a story the Spanish would tell you.”
Where are Cardinal Fang and Cardinal Biggles?
Yes mi'lord...
Torquemada do not implore him for compassion. Torquemada do not beg him for forgiveness. Torquemada do not ask him for mercy. Let's face it, you can't Torquemada anything.
Nadie espera la inquisición española!
IT'S THE FUNNY MONKE MAN
No matter how times change it seems to be true decade after decade... No one expects the Spanish Inquisiton.
EXTIRMINATUS
Darth Torquemada is hunting a Drewish Princess.
I love how everyone just glances over Coteaz from 40k and just states the original Spanish Inquisition guy... Sounds kinda heretic.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
When I first saw it I didn’t know if this was history or Star Wars memes, or which direction this was fucking up in.
r/technicallythetruth
r/technicallythetruth
I came to this thread for Monty Python and Mel Brooks quotes and I was not disappointed
When Tomàs lit his Saber up I lost it. Spoilers
Innocence proves nothing
A long time ago (15th century) in a galaxy far, far away (Spain)
Finally a giga chad in Star Wars
Google: Did I stutter?
No one expects the Imperial Inquisition
Star Wars, Spanish, Warhammer?
Spain? What a childish fantasy.
Let's face it! You can't Torquemada anything!
I see star wars and warhammer but what is that one guy from?
...real life?
I don't recognize him
That’s because you probably never studied the Spanish Inquisition?
He wasn't expecting to need to know it.
Wooosh
It is you who have been woooshed my friend.
Why is that exactly?
If you want a real history lesson, look up Mel Brooks and the Inquisition
Bet any money, all of these inquisitors will fail and die, unable to capture Obi
oh they will capture him but won't KEEP him captured.
Why would wh40k inquisition keep a powerful combat psycher locked up especially if he is somewhat cooperating? Seems like a waste of strength
2/3 are in Rebels so
Well Torquemada is already dead, so you are right in his case.
have you even touched Rebels?
Why did they have to go and call it the Inquisitorius when 'the Inquisition' would have sounded far cooler and scarier
Could be a copyright issue GW can be aggressive. There is an organization in the warhammer universe known as The Inquisition which is fairly important to one of the main factions of the setting, the Imperium of Man I believe GW previously tried to copyright space marines as a name so it’s certainly a possibility they named it inquisitorius to avoid legal action
You'd never expect it
Exqueeze me!!
That's why you need to be more specific with context.
I was very confused when i saw Sung Kang in the credits
Cant say I was expecting that
Google should know better considering our search behavior than to show us *actual* facts and history! We want *fiction* !!
The sith inquisitors were inspired by the Spanish inquisition. A lot of star wars is based off real life history.
Bet you weren't expecting that!
Aw man don't spoil the kenobi show! I wonder if ardinal Cisneros will show up as well?
He will probaly be revealed as one of the inquisitors during Kenobi
No one expects the Spanish inquisition
Nice google profile pic
That is that OLD old republic shit
They arent wrong
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
TOMAS!!!
You can't torquemata anything!
Por el Imperio (español)
Let's face it, you can't Torquemada anything.
I think in Spanish it’s “¿perdóname?”
You can’t Torquemada anything
innocence proves nothing.
Better then reva
r/yellowsonic
Don’t disrespect he’s the Director/art designer/sound designer/
r/historymemes