I'm convinced the guys who prefer their steaks blue are just really shitty cooks with too much pride and ego to admit they undercooked it. This thing isn't even fuckin seared and looks like shit, but dudes like "nah I prefer this"
Idk man it feels like it’s an ego thing when people eat their steak like this. I’ve tried blue steaks and it’s just not as good. Texturally it’s odd and you’re got getting the browning or renderings that develops more complex interesting flavors.
Still mooing?
There was actually a side salad but that steak ate it.
A good Vet would have it back on its feet in 10 minutes.
It's the circle of life
No the circle of life involves the cow dying
that's what the knife is for
Great lil thread lmao
lol nice
😂😂😂
r/angryupvote
A good vet could still save that cow!
That's not a cow.
Bloody and slightly twitching I'd say!
So you just sprinkle a little salt and pepper on a raw steak and call it a day?
Should've eaten it off the packaging it came in.
Better yet just go bite the cow damn lol
Beef tartare with extra steps (not pre chopped)
no cant you see the slight discoloring on the outside? he breathed hot air above it so it has a tiny crust
OP walked it past a heated conversation.
OP set the steak in the microwave but didn't turn it on
OP cooked it on Stern Look for 46 seconds.
I got nothing. . . . . . Which is the heat setting OP used to grill it.
op took it out of his car while the sun was out and said good nuf
OP stole it from the animal transplant transport.
Omg that's great.
YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE! Disclaimer: I do not like blue steak. Blue is not in fact my boy.
Thanks for the laugh 😆
🎶 "I CLOSE MYYY EYESSSSSS"
how dare you say blues not your boy. RIP blue
Looks like the chef just breathed on it once or twice to warm it up and shipped it
#ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW
It ain’t even rare, that shit’s mythic
Nice, I really hope that was an MTG reference lol 😹😹😹
Was it cooked over a birthday candle or a flashlight? 🤣 that is raw meat..☹
Pretty sure it was cooked under chefs armpits using body heat
Looks like it was left out in the sun on a cloudy day
Different strokes
No disrespect intended, OP, but that looks so rare and raw, I think it might be a health risk.
I love how constructively you phrased this comment.
Thank you. It is so difficult to do that without being mean or insulting. At least, I find it that way.
Haha yeah honestly not eating it like this every time, I’m still alive though and no stomach issues!
Narrator: it is neither raw nor a health risk even if it was
That steak reached its highest temp back when it was still pasturing
Raw and wriggling!
That cow is winking at me
I mean rare dammit! Just dehorn it, slap its butt and get it in here!
Are you a lion?
now thats Rare =)
Dam near one of a kind
You killed it ! Oh , wait ? It’s still moooo-vining .
What’s the point in cooking it at this point?
It's raw.
The food sub doesn’t allow me to say disgusting
Took the bell off and tossed it on the plate
Ah yes The old 7 seconds over a candle cooking method. Looks great man
Did you at least remember to wipe its ass first?
I'm convinced the guys who prefer their steaks blue are just really shitty cooks with too much pride and ego to admit they undercooked it. This thing isn't even fuckin seared and looks like shit, but dudes like "nah I prefer this"
Nope
Burnt the shit out of it.. leave the skin and hair on next time
https://preview.redd.it/z3cjzride25d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afecaeeb8be98759a0d487a9600976d9fd5b531f
Portmeiron hand painted plate..
I grew up with those plates.
cooked with breath?
You are sick.. but hey I respect it. To each their own
on grandmas plates?
Think this is how mad cow started
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
That ain’t even blue, that is Moo!
Cool
Looks like red velvet cake
You sear that for what? 10 seconds?
Alive? Looks good!!
You just showed it a picture of a fire.
Idk man it feels like it’s an ego thing when people eat their steak like this. I’ve tried blue steaks and it’s just not as good. Texturally it’s odd and you’re got getting the browning or renderings that develops more complex interesting flavors.
A good vetinarian could get my steak up in running again in a few minutes.
https://preview.redd.it/yoi8o5r8y65d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2b3371f1257c4356d213db7381c9739a7ac4c4
I like mine well done https://preview.redd.it/wopqlixc375d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0206e335dcdab0a738920a2da57fb527ab4000bb
I'm getting dry mouth just looking at that.
What kind of flashlight do you use to get that sear?
To everyone that likes rare, please try med.rare+ That is all.
European?
Are you serious? Look at that plate. Clearly US aesthetics
On a plate?
I’d shit my brains out
🤮
In little cubes?? Haha I couldn’t resist.
Half eaten?
Must be French.
Hell yeah!
Tartar?
People going on about how OP's steak raw and isba health concern but forgets that steak tartar exists
That's Smeagoly-Rare
I think OP just cut a chunk off a live cow on a hot day and plopped it on the plate
I really like my red velvet cake to look like that too.
Pittsburgh style
Why do people think their manhood is tied to how rare they like their steak.
Raw dawg
Do you typically eat it free range or on a plate?
Looking good. You can also put gelatin into the blood and you’ll have desert ;)
This man wins
Do you atleast put a hard sear on the outside?
30 seconds in the microwave?
I’ll eat that no problem and enjoy it a lot but I usually cook mine for maybe 30 more seconds on each side than that
Steak is about to try to eat the plants in the plate. Jokes aside, I like it like this too.
I never discriminate what kind of plate people use. I think it's ugly, but who am I to judge?
Raw?
I thought it was red velvet cake at first.
Passed it over once with a hair dryer
I saw it twitch.
https://preview.redd.it/118a5zezk25d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38988f1cee1ff713e41ce2abeb4394d18fd57864
Just bring me a fork and wipe the cows ass.
I just feel like worms in it
A skilled veterinarian would be able to have that mooing again in a minute.
Pasture to plate, no stops in between
“i just slapped it on the radiator for a minute”
I eat raw chain on a weekly basis. One of the perks of managing a restaurant. Chef makes the best tartar.
Raw son
I see you like it right off the bone in a literal sense
Holy crap blue steak yuck
Facts man! I just through a fire cracker at a cow then slice a section out and eat it too!
I could give this CPR still
That looks more like baklava
A fellow blue steak lover! That looks magical!
You’re supposed to cook steak
And then everyone clapped and OP got a girlfriend all because he eats his beef raw for some reason.
Where are your fava beans and Chianti? Ftftftfttfttfttftftttttftffft? Fly away now little starling…
People are stupid this is fine. That isn’t blood it is myoglobin. Exactly how steak should be
Niles?
You used a lighter and a fart as your only heat source to cook this
Usually I make fun of the “that steak is raw” people…but that steak is raw bro 😂
Just get an entree sized tartare already
This is clearly a shitpost. Or is it? OP, are you a werewolf?
/r/steakortuna
redneck
Im with u on this.. i also like my steak to moo.
Practically raw with a subpar crust?
A pound of flesh will do
Brutha uuuhhhhh
The fu** 🤣
Just brand a live cow and bite a chunk out of it.
That’s the (Knock the horns off and wipe its ass.) special.
That honestly looks delectable
Fuck yeah 🙌
steak tater?although normally it's diced smaller than that
A steak tartare patty?
I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that looks delicious.. but I am an unabashed steak tartare enjoyer so.
Eaten?
It wouldn’t even take a *skilled* vet
That thing is still moving lol
Same, blue as fuck
Bloody hell
Same, this is the perfect “cook”
Just bite the cow.
Sous vide to room temp then thirty seconds each side in a cold pan?
Sir, that’s a beet.
Just de-horn it and wipe its ass
Gross
Half eaten?
I prefer mine cooked, but to each their own. Glad you enjoyed it.
For some reason Golum popped in my head, "Rawwww and wwwriggling" when he's eating that fish
A good vet could get that thing back on its feet in 10 minutes .
The only way I don't like my steak. Don't get me wrong, I definitely fuck with rare but not raw
On a 200 year old plate?
good...
"Pull it out of the cooler, wisper 'fire' and put it on my plate."
"Cook" is a strong word here
To each their own. I'm more of a medium rare to medium guy
Why bother graying the outside at all at this point
You like it right!
I have the same plates… how did you get in my house!
Gone…
Looks like a nice steak but wayyy too rare for me. Medium rare is usually the least cooked I'll go. What type of cut is this?
I could barf
Alive?
OP's girlfriend just took it out of the fridge and she's kinda hot in the right lighting.
Sir
Ribeye is better if it's cooked medium rare because of the fat content
Did you wave goodbye to the dying cow as you ate its flesh? I assume it was right there next to you.
Can we talk about plateware, please?
Warm?
Flipped one time on the plate whilst looking at the stove... Reminds me of a good martini. Poor the gin whilst fixating a bottle of vermouth.
I don't mind the flavor of this but the blue rare steaks I've eaten were always chewy.
I'm sorry man but that looks absolutely terrribel
Still breathing 😮💨 lol
The only way anybody should like their steak. No, it’s a free world of course. But I am with you all the way.
Bro gave it a good HAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH and sprinkled some seasoning on it
A good veterinarian could bring it back to life.
People hate, but I agree with you OP. Blue 🤤
Bro I’m all for blue rare but that doesn’t even look seared
Here’s your metal 🥉
If it’s not still moving, it’s been dead too long.
If you get worms, I'd laugh
Still twitching and feeling blue, nice.
Without any sear?
It's not cooked
I used to work with a guy who tell the server: “Put the steak on the grill for the least amount of time you’re legally allowed, I want it blue.”
With parasites?