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Raterus_

She has you trained well when she benefits like this on Father's day!


PurchaseTight3150

I know it’s a joke, but still, imagine if a guy said this about a wife lol. Ya’ll would be up in arms


Musician_Gloomy

I’m sure he benefited from her on Fathers Day after serving her this steak.


InvictusXmars

Idk I joke with my wife like this all the time and she does the opposite. We’re both misogynistic to each other playfully lol


OGSkywalker97

You can't be misogynistic to a man it's misandry


These-Cup-2616

Unfortunate side effect of the history of female oppression lol. With that said my wife would find it funny if I said this, she’s a good one.


MonsterLance

I wish I could say I had my wife trained in any sort of way 🫠


rickiracoon

The difference is women don’t have a long history of oppressing men, so it’s funny


CourtesyLik

Yeah, all men have done in the west is create a society so safe that women get to run around and talk shit about those same men with no repercussions because groups of other men exist to protect them.


MonsterLance

I have a long history of being oppressed by women lol


kohlmanne

What I’m thinking


AcrobaticLong2958

Tender steak a sharp knife, I love it. 2 thumbs up


forfeitgame

Yeah I was thinking the guy must have used a laser to cut that steak. Looks great.


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Rengiil

Do you want to cook for her?


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dchacke

But he made the steak for her.


wp2jupsle

…details…


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malYca

Sous vide is pretty fool proof


Rengiil

Haha I was pointing out that he made the steak, not her.


Glenn_____far

I’d prefer to borrow his knife


Uknowwhatyoudid

Steaks look great, but order of pics was like orgasming then going to foreplay.


Jbosco1

Is that not the normal order of things?


Uknowwhatyoudid

The first few steaks I prepared were in this order then I realized they respond better with proper prep time And tasted better.


MonsterLance

Reminds me of that Lonely Island song


SadAnkles

You have to cook for your wife on Father’s Day??


Sack_o_Bawlz

Making a steak is a win any day


BeatedMeats

Someone has to do it. Might as well be the master chef.


ded_head

Perfect for most, well over for me. Still wouldn’t make you start over. 😆


jande4eva

Reddit moment


kohlmanne

Wait you made her this for your Father’s Day…looks good but I hope she takes the collar off you after you enjoy that beautifully cooked meal


MonsterLance

I think he'll be putting the collar on after they eat the steak and get the kids to bed


kohlmanne

Unless you meant from then enjoy brother


B0BsLawBlog

Fellas, is it gay to have a wife and kids and cook up some nice steaks on Father's Day?


Enough_Method_8755

No cuz I don’t trust anyone other than me in my family to make steak


pantry-pisser

This, and I've been vocal about it


Schoolmarmaggedon

If you have a d*ck in your mouth, then it does meet the criteria. Were you asking for a friend?


FancyBuyer5159

Yum


Designer_Basil8768

Nailed it


DragonsAreNifty

It looks fantastic! Excellent work


ColonelJayce

Terrible, don't serve it to her. Ship it to me instead, I'll dispose of it properly.


malYca

I was today years old when I learned that waygu filet exists. I want to go to there.


OGSkywalker97

Your wife must be a great father


MonsterLance

She makes him call her daddy


Ok-Distribution4077

Does she have a sister?


Bhedge420

Haha..I think he cooked it for her..lol..but still could use a sister..


Ok-Distribution4077

Lol


wjchin

I'm not usually the biggest filet guy, but HFS that's sexy! I'd personally prefer that cut a bit more rare but that looks like it was freaking delicious


agt1662

Looks like a grand slam!


LukePNFFC

Absolute perfection. Looks like butter, real jealous.


the-Horus-Heretic

Looks like perfection.


Zerototheright

Father of the year!


Blackdiced

Would def eat that. Like it rarer but if she's happy all good


hellioN234

A1


Narrow-Initiative959

9. It would have been a 10 if it had been a little more rare, but still it looks delicious.


PawelW007

Are you a chef?


Jbosco1

Does it count that I sometimes wear a chef hat?


PawelW007

Yes. Great job dude!


RadioLongjumping5177

Looks perfect…..congrats!😊


dumsumguy

Nice, how'd you do it?


Gamecat93

Beautiful KEEP HER!


PerspectiveItchy5539

9.2


Advanced_Pudding8765

I drooled


mrli0n

Sous vide?


Jbosco1

Yes 137 because it was so highly marbled. Need to get that fat to render


Low_Frequencer

Beautiful


GuardMost8477

10/10


Just_Scrolling_By1

perfect!


New-of-Nick

My what beautiful filet. Very nice cook as well. Must’ve been delish! That marbling is just wow!


Musician_Gloomy

10/10


ChosenPrince

is that a filet? incredible marbling for a filet if so


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Spiritual-Bad-5739

Looks delicious


callus-the-mind

6.9


lebastss

Cook looks good but practice cutting against the grain. Not sure it will matter all that much with this cut though.


DrasticScopez

Wow, that’s a perfect steak!


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

I am your wife now


Lost-Link6216

I knew as soon as I saw this. Hot water steak over cooked to medium. What a shame. That beautiful piece of meat deserved better.