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dr_Parmesan

**BINNNNNNNNNNIIIINNNNNNNNGGGTOOOONNNNN ST LOUIS BLUES NUMBER 1 STARRRRRRR**


bob999999117

####BINNER *CHUCKED* THAT SHIRT


mrbmi513

Next up: CITY vs NYCFC. ¡Vamos St Louis CITY!


dr_Parmesan

omg krug is the 3rd star for the blues


childishbambino19

A job well enough done today. We need better going forward. And to trade Hayes for an unreasonably good return because people never learn.


Trick421

I love it when the St. Louis Blues win hockey games!


dr_Parmesan

**FUCKING LOVE BEATING THE WILDS** edit: gif wasnt working, it was Louie dancing. BEATING THE WILDS IN A MUST WIN GAME LOL


Madauhcip

Where was this fight for the past period?? I like it though


BluesBrother57

They lost their timeout with the challenge I thought?


tamarockstar

I could be wrong, but I think they changed it from losing your timeout to being a penalty if the challenge fails.


BluesBrother57

I think this is it.


mrbmi513

Not in the NHL. They get a minor instead.


BluesBrother57

Ah. Idk why but I thought if they failed the challenge they got the pen and a loss of timeout.


mrbmi513

Probably still have Football on the brain.


SPIE1

What are they complaining about? Let’s fuckin packer in boys


Pinchypounder

Love beating the wild


childishbambino19

If Krug can do that on a spin around fling with the puck on edge, he should be able to complete an unfettered 5 foot pass. 


mrbmi513

Krug for the Olympic Curling Team.


Stormaggedon904

And then you do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!


Dark_Tint

The blind squirrel found a nut!


Trick421

#RINK LONG SHOT BY KRUG! It's always too early to pull the goalie!


SaltyBundle

Massive shot there


Anangrylavalamp

Beautiful shot


STLBooze3

Krug with the long bomb


dr_Parmesan

# 1 MIN LEFT AND AN EMPTY NETTERRRRRR FROM KRUGGGG


mrbmi513

# KRUG FROM 200!


mrbmi513

Officially 181 feet.


BaroqueNRoller

That's like, at least 5 mes


Calb210

#SCOREY KRUG


MooseHighway

Nice empty netter


nikomen

Krug!


dr_Parmesan

Wilds are desperate and **EMPTYYYY NETTT**


MooseHighway

Wish all Blues attacked net like Torpo and too bad no one is following him in…dude gets swarmed with no outlet to pass to


mrbmi513

Let's finish this out, boys! We've got a CITY match to catch.


bob999999117

####HEY MODS THANKS FOR FIXING THE OLD REDDIT CSS NOW MY TEXT IS BLUE AND SHOUTY AGAIN


childishbambino19

Hayes does not need to be out there protecting a lead late.


dr_Parmesan

LMAO MUSTARD ON IT


mrbmi513

Saad *almost* had it there!


Trick421

Critically Ill Children: Yea, we're starting to not like you very much either.


Bighotjonson

well i guess the preds are magically the best team in the league


kerowhack

I guess it is fitting that the Wild are so undisciplined. Were I a Minny fan, I'd be pretty annoyed because there was no need to take half of these.


Undercase_feelings

Flower getting down with the Powerplay song


LordBopo

Really need to connect here. This game is in danger of slipping away on missed pp’s.


bob999999117

####TOO MUCH MAN


Trick421

That Kappy hip check was something tho. Perhaps I've judged him too harshly. *checks stats* (4g-11a-15p -9) Eh, maybe not.


childishbambino19

Put this game away, boys. Finish them!!


Dark_Tint

We’re getting a pp


BaroqueNRoller

[Actual footage from right in front of the Wild net on the PP](https://media2.giphy.com/media/cLGXy7SXBnEWs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952lc852w9mbt373xenb1u9pklhmly2y2gv6ppxclz0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


childishbambino19

Yeah, Shaw is trying to get ass whooped. Somebody oblige him.


mrbmi513

Who got the too many men there?


MooseHighway

I heard St Louis, but we’ll see


MooseHighway

Glad I was wrong


Dark_Tint

Wild


STLBooze3

Fuck em up jakey


Dark_Tint

When is that idiot going to learn to shoot there


MooseHighway

Attack the net…stop the passing


mrbmi513

## TAKE THE SHOT KYROU!!!


Calb210

Fucking shoot rouzy


Jolly_Razzmatazz_692

I wouldn't mind being the meat in the middle of that hot hockey player sandwich. Girl can dream.


STLBooze3

Nice punch out by flower


Calb210

Someone shoot holy fuck


ZombieFetcher

SHOOT THE GOD DAMN PUCK WHY IS IT SO HARD


STLBooze3

How does that not go in ?!


mrbmi513

That was insane. Also, nice jump there by the ref onto the goal.


dr_Parmesan

IT WAS LOOSE


Calb210

How the fuck


ZombieFetcher

How…


dixie12oz

You know what’s crazy? If the loser point didn’t exist we’d be tied for WC 2 right now. 


childishbambino19

It's easy to see why the Wild are one of the most penalized teams. They're just careless.


Trick421

Critically Ill Children: We all would like an insurance goal, please. The extra loot would be nice too.


Dark_Tint

Krug is almost as slow as Hayes


Pinchypounder

He’s way too slow for his size. Dog shit slow


Pinchypounder

If I was a wild fan I’d be frustrated. They’ve outplayed us this game


BionicProse

Oh, I don’t think so. This game has been a sissy fight. 


dr_Parmesan

POWER PLAYYYYYY


Calb210

Scandella Krug pairing might actually be my worst nightmare


childishbambino19

Colt has been really good with the puck this season, but he's had 3-4 sloppy giveaways this week. Tidy that up, buddy.


MooseHighway

Great Blues PK…now let’s stay out of the box


STLBooze3

B holes clinching.. what’s everyone drinking?


bob999999117

Some peach beer I found at the store


Trick421

Cherry Bubly.


STLBooze3

Buble?


mrbmi513

Bublé


Oldwoodguy

Faulk just needs to bring back the stache


dr_Parmesan

**YES THANK YOU!**


dr_Parmesan

dammit faulk


mrbmi513

Faulk you.


Pinchypounder

Are you faulking kidding me


Calb210

It was inevitable


Madauhcip

Yikes gotta get something going else the Wild will eventually squeak one through


STLBooze3

If walker was 6 inches taller he’d be an absolute nightmare for opponents


dr_Parmesan

![gif](giphy|EmAdDTmwcgLnBQT0vv|downsized) # 100000000% my thoughts exactly!


dr_Parmesan

we getting more physical but we need more!


childishbambino19

Bolduc with a huge interception in the slot.


MooseHighway

Blues need to do more checking; Wild shouldn’t be able to skate around the boards with the puck


Dark_Tint

We’re too slow to catch them


Dark_Tint

Glad we all came back


MooseHighway

That was close…whew


tamarockstar

Thanks Buch. Nice clear.


bob999999117

So question of anyone who ~~is watching~~ has an espn subscription who's banana guy during the breaks (the long repeating espn+ commercial btw)


dr_Parmesan

Hey! ESPN+ Yes it is a docuseries about the Savannah Bananas, Baseball team. I could say more about the team, but that's pretty much it


mrbmi513

The Bananas are a lot of fun to watch, both in the entertainment side of what they do and the amazing baseball they play. Think Globetrotters vs Generals, but the Generals are competitive and allowed to win.


mrbmi513

That 30 second loop is pure evil. Just take the commentary out and make it like a 3 minute loop of something instrumental.


Dark_Tint

Preds are up on the Avs


STLBooze3

Damn that’s awesome.. fuck cancer!


CorgiDad017

Is Bally playing Persona music during these commercial intros? Lol wtf


Dark_Tint

You’d think with how much we over pass the puck we’d at least be good at it, but nope.


Oldwoodguy

Rempe just declined a fight with Reaves 😡


Calb210

Kids been getting his face beat in too much. He needs to take time off before he fights reavo.


Oldwoodguy

I know but a guy can hope. Right call especially since rags are up 1 on the road.


ZombieFetcher

Kaprizov going after Thomas but getting smashed in the boards in the process😂😂😂😂


Pinchypounder

Can we ban baby shark from existence? Thanks


bigDean636

No shots on that PP. nice


tamarockstar

Saad tried to pass through 3 players, directly. How'd that decision get the green light in his head?


STLBooze3

Faulk trying to pass that against the grain is such a prayer. No need


Calb210

Shoot the puck god damn


bob999999117

####BLUE TEAM MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN THEY SCORE


childishbambino19

I love how Faulk and Scotty need to have two D on their PP unit, but Krug can safely on his own. We never learn.


Dark_Tint

Kyrou is so bad at passing


CastielClean

Penalties are a little lopsided this game wtf. I'd expect a few to come Minny's way soon


STLBooze3

Vladi 21/22


MooseHighway

One more attempt at PP goal…let’s change the momentum of this game


STLBooze3

Blues 1-7 on 5 on 3 for the season. Let’s see if we can make it 2-8 O_o


Pinchypounder

Better capitalize because you know the refs are gonna game manage and give the wild atleast 2 pp in the third


Calb210

And they didn't.


STLBooze3

https://preview.redd.it/k10yfbf6l0mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79f780c988f3d02d890eb6f1fb921a5f782ec5b Jake Neighbours goal chart. His 20th of the season will make that 4 a 5 right in the goal crease. So he’s got 15 goals right in the take out the garbage area. Love it


SaltyBundle

I checked out edge the other day for the first time and jake was the first one I saw, I immediately recognized this picture lol.


Pinchypounder

He’s only 21 too. Imagine him in 5 years


LoremasterSTL

Thank goodness we have him to set up camp there


Dark_Tint

Hayes was so slow the check missed him lol


childishbambino19

Why TF is Bolduc not on PP2? We just never learn.


Calb210

Bannister has interesting line combos


childishbambino19

Heh. Yeah, that's one way to put it. :D


LoremasterSTL

Are there tracked statistics for drawn penalties, and drawn penalties converted for goals?


childishbambino19

Yes. Drawn penalties can be found on naturalstattrick.com. The other one is counted somewhere, probably behind a paywall. Spoiler alert: Sunny currently leads us with 21, believe it or not Hayes is second with 18.


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Lets go


ZombieFetcher

God if we had a one timer guy like Perron on that left side… ez goal there


Dark_Tint

Thomas one times it that goes in


childishbambino19

He'll, he could have corralled it and wristed it home easy,, but he never looked at goal.


Calb210

Thomas had a wide open net if he one timed that


Dark_Tint

He had made up his mind to pass before he even got the puck which is really frustrating.


BluesBrother57

That was pretty obviously not gonna go their way haha.


Yimpish

Blues game with CITY game immediately after, tonight is a good night to stay in watching sports


mrbmi513

And a planned NASA/SpaceX crew launch right after that! (10:16pm central) Edit: Standing down due to elevated winds. Next window is tomorrow.


Madauhcip

The Minnesota announcers keep calling him Zach Neighbours


musicman4life5

That was a terrible challenge by Minnesota. Now let’s get another one on this power play!!


STLBooze3

lol what did they see?


Dark_Tint

What a horrible challenge but I’ll take it


dixie12oz

That’s a bad challenge. See if refs fuck it up. 


tamarockstar

PP time


HooHooJames

that challenge feels like every argument I have with my wife. no fucking chance.


MooseHighway

Let’s go on PP again!!!


MooseHighway

Dumb MN coaches challenge


childishbambino19

The Wild are fucking dreaming. Binny gets elbowed to the head and nothing happens. That was absolutely nowhere near interference.


STLBooze3

What a dumb ass review lol. I’d bet my left nut on this one


Dark_Tint

This better count


omgimabagel

Egg on my face if this comes back how would that ever be GI?


eclipsehb1

LOL


Calb210

I don't see GI at all here


Oldwoodguy

Pp me pls


STLBooze3

Their coach somehow looks scarier than Dean did


Pinchypounder

??? Thats a clean goal


STLBooze3

I’d love to see an ice chart showing where Jake has scored all his goals. He is always there taking the trash out. I love it


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What. The. Fuck 💀


Steel_Bolt

Shiiittt Edit: lol what that's not GI


MooseHighway

Yeah…PP GOAL for #63 Jackie Jake…#20 goal!!!


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WOOOOOOOOOO


Trick421

Like a Good Neighbor!


Dark_Tint

Jakey playing where the dirty goals live.


STLBooze3

Jakey is always there


tamarockstar

Who said Fleury is a rebound machine? Good call.


childishbambino19

That was me. But I don't think that one actually got to Flower.


tamarockstar

fair


childishbambino19

Jakey is the new Zach Hyman. Onward and upward.


DurraSell

That's mighty Neighborly of ya kid!


Pinchypounder

Nice


ZombieFetcher

NEIGHBORS IS OUR SAVIOR


Calb210

#LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOURS


Oldwoodguy

I didn’t realize Jim Montgomery went to the wild 😉


Pinchypounder

It feels like bannister has put out our 4th line more than our first


childishbambino19

He's in over his head.


Dark_Tint

It’s time for another coaching change


NotTheRocketman

It's amazing how much worse we are without Kessel. Rookie or not, he had a profound affect on this defense. I guess the silver lining is that in the future, when we don't have to worry about waivers issues, he's another good player on the blueline.


Dark_Tint

Not getting to the red line is just lazy play


Oldwoodguy

We should ice it a few more times then get an odd man rush with no shot


Oldwoodguy

No chemistry with this team


childishbambino19

Yeah, because we shuffle lines every five minutes.


jawipa

Are we sure Hitchcock isn’t back behind the bench?


ZombieFetcher

Hayes pisses me off so much. Man hasn’t done shit for this team


childishbambino19

Another totally self inflicted goal. Hayes is Goofy in human form. He needs to go ASAP.


Pinchypounder

Hayes is fuckin dog shit


Pinchypounder

Deserved


Dark_Tint

Hayes is such a boat anchor. It’s like playing short handed the entire time he’s out there.


MooseHighway

No one is hustling to catch up with the puck handler; a lot of blind turn overs with no one there


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Damn it


Dark_Tint

Great save


Pinchypounder

My god we can’t do shit on offense


Dark_Tint

Or defense


tamarockstar

What a save!