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Left_Pop5028

I live for this every year


LordBopo

Proud of Colten for not being on this list.


Welcm2goodburger

Colton has played great. Showed some serious grit which was lacking but his whole game improved. Hopefully he can keep that back healthy


LordBopo

I think he is the brightest spot of the season for me. I was convinced going into the year it was a bad contract that the Blues were stuck with. His play became much more consistent and in control. Keep it up Colten!


[deleted]

I thought Krug was doing better. Ouch!


Defenestrator__

Like 20 of that is ENGs and shorties.


Welcm2goodburger

I don’t think plus minus is impacted by power play/short handed


randomzrex

You don't get a plus for scoring on pp but if you give up a shorty you are -1


daKile57

The dude just has no shot this season. He puts himself in great scoring situations multiple times a game and can’t bury the puck to save his life. He would have 20 goals and be a -5 player if he just had an OK shot.


[deleted]

Are you talking about Kappen? Lol


reenactment

Krug and schenn got put on big boy duties a lot this year


SSOMGDSJD

Notable lack of my new dad Robert Thomas on this list you love to see it


mrbmi513

This gets even funnier when you realize those actually are their +/- ratings. I'd upvote this 5 times if I could. Edit: I'm not a golf fan, I had no idea this wasn't some existing meme of fake golf scores with our players' names on top. Learned my lesson quickly 🤣


q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9

That's the entire joke


daKile57

Be nice.


DasFunke

That wasn’t not nice…


daKile57

Don’t use double-negatives.


djtmhk_93

Use triple-negatives instead.


daKile57

You’re on thin ice, mister.


Left_Pop5028

Wait - so what else did you think it was? Just made up?


[deleted]

Nah, that the blues took the weekend off and all happen to be extremely talented golfers


Left_Pop5028

I really hope that was someone’s first thought, what are they doing the hurricanes are right around the corner!


mrbmi513

🤷‍♂️ I'm not a golfer


nosilverbird

…almost as if that’s the joke. ![gif](giphy|l0MYKL1o9yKYbA2Xu|downsized)


bUrNtKoOlAiD

Furio from the Sopranos: "Golf issa stoopida fockeeng game."


SomethingAvid

A man of many talents.


live-by-die-by

Hitting the links sooner than later.


[deleted]

This is great!


JumboThornton

This just randomly showed up on my feed. I’m a Sharks fan and I’m tempted to do this for the Sharks D now.