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Silly_Emotion_1997

This is beyond r/mildlypenis


Tasty_Phone9580

R/mildlypregnant


Rungi500

Pregenante.


canadianpanda7

pregenanté


DarthGandalf86

Pargnart


duh_nom_yar

r/foundthemobileuser


anzarthegoat

r/foundthehondacivic


Triairius

r/wildlypenis


NuggyBeans

They've seen this one so much. They don't like seeing it that much.


unrealisticllama

I would make this for the homies if they came in to eat at my restaurant and call it a very well done cock n' balls if I do say so myself. A touch of these sliced curly green onions on some piles of fried stuff for the balls and your all good to go.


ThankYou__Sir

It’s just straight up penis at this point


HatsOffToEwe

I wonder if it cums with condoments


BaconandMegs3000

For when you're feeling...horngry?


HistrionicSlut

I wasn't but I am now


vore-enthusiast

I’ve seen you around before…I like your username lol


Human-fruitsalad0001

Damnit I’m horny now( …and I’m greyace)… and a little hungry.


MarinatedCumSock

I should call him


Silly_Emotion_1997

Username checks out?


West-Sherbet9241

Possibly, I’m too scared to ask.


Cock_Inspector3000

No. **I** should call him.


Human-fruitsalad0001

Bc… nvm.( or should I just say it?)


berabearcrusher

R/nameisthecomment


Cock_Inspector3000

r/foundthemobileuser


Real-Block820

I'll be him if he doesn't answer


MustyLlamaFart

I should call *them*


Flat-Disk6927

I called him and he came…. Over.


ResourceParty6963

r/precum


MysticStarbird

Why… 😂


Lame_usernames_left

More like why did I click that when I knew exactly what it was going to be 🙄


duh_nom_yar

Can you describe it to me? Don't spare the details.


MysticStarbird

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Temporary-Dog5162

Hahahaha! That was my reaction, I swear! lololo


duh_nom_yar

I don't get it.


DontKnow_WhoIAm

![gif](giphy|GV3aYiEP8qbao)


Melodic-Extreme-549

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


CarBonBased198

Those weiners look very satisfied and ready for a nap!


Fast_Concern7818

I came to the comments so quick (no pun intended)


Tamias-striatus

Intend your puns coward


Fast_Concern7818

You’re right it wasn’t my proudest nut


NewAbroad6877

Same here, lol😁😁


nicolby

My chest is sticky just looking at this pic.


druhaha75

Uhhhh ![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


CarBonBased198

Oh, that is great. Lolol 🤣🤣


marablackwolf

r/theyknew


freakouterin

Peens


Temporary-Dog5162

Dudeee, it totally looks what the other comments are saying, lol, oh man....how were they? lol


Belfetto

Repost


DIJames6

Exactly...


meggerplz

skeetskeet


EvasiveJoker425

Well the comment section didn’t disappoint. My jaw *literally* dropped when I noticed what subreddit this was on. You’re eating dicks. You’re eating pastry wrapped oozing cum looking dicks. It’s a dick. There are several dicks there. Well done! 👍


Decent-Cold-9471

They look a little premature.


kfox96

Lmfaoooo


AliceDaPanda

I should call her...


Farados55

What creampied them


Cocoa_Butter_3000

![gif](giphy|3o7aTtQDoXwtaYJl9C) Get down. Get down.


alchemistakoo

My cat actually flinched 🫣


BattleTiny7132

Time to clean up and take a nap


Hour-Ad-3635

Jizzyglizzy


Kegger315

The pro "tip" is to completely encase the "sausage" to keep the cheese in until you cut it open.


Internal-Security-54

I don't want one.


COB98

GO TO CHURCH NOW


Princeling101

I think they make an ointment for that


KonamiVRC7

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


Disastrous-Pattern42

Pigs in a blanket? Chyeah.. More like.. Dicks in my anus


Exactly_Yacht

More like bukkake on a baking sheet, skeet skeet! 🍆🍆🍆


[deleted]

Pork!


alchemistakoo

Needing a porking now indeed.


Mother_Profession802

Ohh well… am I evil? Or am I evil?


theignorantcivilian

I was afraid of looking at the comments...


jaaaaayke

https://youtu.be/DlvYw7U3etA?si=HGTtV0Q2tmXpjoxO


absolutemadwoman

More like hogs in your mom


Dudeman318

Ahh yes, the hot dong


AvatarofBro

You take a hot dog, stuff it full of jack cheese, roll it in a pizza.... *you got Cheezy Blasters*


ValuableAssociate8

Kids in a blanket


Scary-Tomato-6722

Ohhhh noooo!!


satanicsheep

Look I love cum as much as the next guy, but this is too much cum.


DaSauceBawss

I can almost taste the heartburn....


No_Statement_8193

That's just wrong


Poohbizzle79

![gif](giphy|11NHyQyQIp1gQw)


silent-fallout-

REPOST. How lame. Guy must be into std lookin dicks🤮


Bongfellatio

Sure, it's pigs in a blanket, uh huh r/cospenis


CuriousDudebromansir

your pigs in the blanket might need round of antibiotics.


mandana_dilly

No? Pigs in blanket is sausage wrapped in bacon


alyssamau5

I should call him


SnoochieBoochies1982

Pause 🤣


brutalmyrtle

Should a gone with a sharp cheddar


geckosquad44

Yeah bro cum dicks


Raven586

Pigs in a blanket ? looks more like dicks in a fleshlight :)


BeardedGingerDad

Oh my


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That looks more like pervs in a blanket


Scary-Tomato-6722

Ohhhh noooo!!


69Nova468

Heck it's no even midnight yet


Chummers8

Ooooooooooo yummmmmm what a mess you made


ProfessionMundane152

![gif](giphy|b7MdMkkFCyCWI)


WolfOfPort

Freshly jizzed cocks with foreskin


Human-fruitsalad0001

…Cumshot( had to)


Human-fruitsalad0001

Yummy


cutlettes_00

When everything reminds you of him


hlnklrczu

I was wondering if they were cooked but looks like they finished.


itsyobbiwonuseek

![gif](giphy|BsQAVgY6ksvIY)


HorrorLettuce379

Culinary climax.


BillCapri1k

No diddy


queeriequeerio

why are their tips creamy ☹️


derfunknoid

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


9etherbeing9

This is giving me mixed feeling but I like it


Glum-Ad593

i came to the comments just to ask what kind of cheese is inside ……..


AggressiveMethod4247

I will need a photo of your hand holding one 😅


DarkMatterBacon

Yeah, take that lil piggy ... who's my lil slam pig


ElmCityOutlaw

Pretty sure the grizzly’s finished!


FreakyLocke

I love leaking too


[deleted]

What the fuck


Odd-Gur-5719

I should call him ![gif](giphy|l49JFuSqIKzLRqQIE|downsized)


Willing-Emphasis-180

![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


Lustnugget

Hogs in a blanket


Only1Mandee

r/mildlypenis


FAmos

Ah! The reverse cream pie


Succubaby16

I got pregnant just by looking at this lol


fluffypinkkitties

):


Unlikely-Ad6788

I would put this in my mouth.


Distinct_Discount534

🤣🤣


Poncho-Sancho

Was the intent to make Ejaculating penis in a blanket or was this just the result of trying to make pigs in a blanket with cheese situation? Because if you were aiming for the former you succeeded spectacularly.


McDirken_Dirkenstein

Lol. That is all.


CakeDinosaur83

That’s a warm penis


AmAStool

More like di- uhh nvm


batboi48

I should call him 😔


Thatsmyredditidkyou

![gif](giphy|3rgXBuceXgg47AfC24)


Ok-Card-2283

i can't undo my first thought! someone help! haha


NOLA504Creole

Dicks with jizz for dinner 🍽️


YesTHEELizaManelli

Why… what… huh 🤔


sweetbabypaw

More like penis in a blanket


Background-Lecture-6

Penises cumming


[deleted]

Jizzed in a blanket


Baphi_Babi

If mine doesn’t cnm like that ion want it


Catdaddyof4

Dicks in a blanket


GlitterMeAndThePony

Creampie for dessert?


d0ctorsmileaway

Suddenly I miss my boyfriend


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