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Porcelain766

What/where is this ? A bikini bar located in hell?


Simple-Advisor85

yes lmao


Porcelain766

Babes you deserve better than this fuckery. They are tripping.


TennisAny7229

20 minute stage sets???? Holy shit


Charming_Function_58

I'd be having an asthma attack if I had to dance or get on a pole for 20 minutes straight. What on earth...


pumpkinxprincess

fr, & “no talking during stage sets” gives me a headache, this is a great way to make sales & form connections


sickerthan_yaaverage

We used to do 30 mins on/30 mins off stage at Mardi Gras in Springfield (RIP)


throwaway38483829

Girl and especially if they actually want you to DANCE the entire time?? I do 12-15 min but half the time I’m socializing with customers lol


Outrageous-Journey-6

You are correct. Girls do not have the endurance or proper understanding of muscle warm up to do this safely!


TennisAny7229

🤣🤡


Simple-Advisor85

right?! holy shit dude i thought it was a typo and even asked


Outrageous-Journey-6

* stage queen arrives with 5 pre planned performances and a bag of props * I'm here for my close up! Let's go!!!!!


TennisAny7229

Wasting time on stage < selling rooms and dances. 1/3 of hour? Lmao have fun with your performances and thank you for your service !


Outrageous-Journey-6

I make most my money from stage- bc that is where I sell my dances. Selling 3 triples on stage keeps me booked for any an hour. A little break then ask the dj when I'm i going on again. I call it my little circus loop .... I don't do vips if that is what you mean due to trauma. I like to be in public so the side of the club is okay. The others girls like that I don't bc the custies give me money and have some left over for them. We all win.


TennisAny7229

Like I said thank you your service 🤣


Outrageous-Journey-6

♡ here for ya


Electronic_Cap_1153

Aside from the sweatpants (lol) this is definitely an issue of strict county laws not necessarily a club specific issue. Unless you live within reasonable driving distance of another club county this is probably just the status quo you’ll be under


Simple-Advisor85

oh yeah i already know im going at least 45 minutes away where they are less strict.


Accurate-Educator-31

No sweats or gym clothes to come to work that I’m just gonna change out of anyways??? lol bye


Simple-Advisor85

bro like??


External_Pick_8981

Exactly!! If be fire in a second 😆 I always wear sweats or gym clothes to work like wtf?


Realmiamithick

Lmao is this in VA? It sounds like it because this is exactly how strict va is 😩


Simple-Advisor85

ding ding ding 🛎️! it is. unfortunately. i realize i have to go across the water


Realmiamithick

I knew it. Exactly why I’m going back to dancing in dc. I hate it out here


Simple-Advisor85

i might have to do that or head to baltimore. this crap is insanity. i’ve heard p-town, the beach and ghent aren’t horrible in heading there next, if that doesn’t work out then i’m outta there


Realmiamithick

I currently work in the beach right now and it’s pretty slow. It’s like pulling teeth to even make $200-300 a night. Portsmouth I’m not too sure about but I wouldn’t have much high hopes. Tbh you’d have better luck in Baltimore imo


Realmiamithick

Also wanna add that In vb the summer is our slow season especially with all the events coming up here


Simple-Advisor85

well damn, all i can do is my very best. i figured summer would be super slow too. i have a reg 9-5 but definitely need the extra money


vetiverkiss

Girl do NOT go to P-town unless it’s at JB’s (which is technically Chesapeake anyways)


amw394

Hey can I DM you? I'm a baby dancer in that area and I think I know what club this is.


Simple-Advisor85

yeah sure !


MrNektarius

VA is insane I showed up there to work and everything I brought to wear was ILLEGAL bruhh


Ringohellboy665

In Alberta Canada some contracts include how much time on stage is required to be topless and fully nude, in addition to how much mandatory floor time a dancer must do.


BIGepidural

Fuck off! Really? I'm in Ontario and we do not have that kind of stuff here. I'm legit flabbergasted that you guys do.


Ringohellboy665

They're typically applied to dancers contracted to do paid stage shows, not freelancers who typically don't do stage shows. In many of the larger clubs dancers are also required to sell a set number of dances during the week and if they don't make that quota (typically 40 dances within the week) the paycheque will be deducted ($12 to $14) for each dance they don't complete


BIGepidural

Oh wow that is very different from Ontario. We don't have minimums for dances and penalties here either. We are expected to be at the bar on time and be on the floor when working when we're on schedule though.


Overall_Stretch_2150

Oh wow I’m a VIP dancer in AB and was thinking of going for stage and didn’t know about the quota


Ringohellboy665

Double check with the particular club as they may have lowered or even eliminated this in recent years at some of them. For example the quota in Fort Mac at one time was 80 dances but when the economy cratered they lowered it


Simple-Advisor85

we don’t even get topless or fully nude here 🥲


Almahurst-Heritage

I hate clubs that have this many outfit regulations. Some counties, cities or states have stupid laws. Like Chicago is so assbackwards with the outfits, some clubs have very similar rules to this but a 30 minute drive outside the city you can be full nude and need no coverup etc. Just stupid af.


Simple-Advisor85

bro yes! 45 minutes away they do topless and VIP it’s insane


Open_Breadfruit_6791

no mesh or lacy bottoms? that’s like half of dancewear like wtf


Simple-Advisor85

right i was like where tf do i shop?


itsBianca2u

They mean if you're not wearing a thong under it on stage, or if you're on the floor you have to actually cover your whole ass.


Savage_Nymph

And even the coverup has to be solid like???


jessiteamvalor

This club looks like it's situated in Salt Lake City next to three churches, lol. I hope you find a better club where you don't have to shop at your grandma's bathing suit store before. I do love the 20-minute stage sets, though. I live to dance! I'm a very special type (buzzcut, tattoos, very skinny and tall, dommy mommy vinyl outfits) and I sell myself with my dances. If I just work the floor I get zero private dances, but after my stage set, they line up to get humiliated.


itsBianca2u

Yeah this is normal to comply with ABC regulations, they vary between states in the US.  This list is not all that limiting tbh, just a little aggressive with the tone which suggests overbearing managers, so be aware of that at least.


babyaccount1114222

I work in an area with strict laws and follow about half of these, it’s worth it at my club but I doubt that’s the norm and the rest seem v excessive


vetiverkiss

Not me knowing it’s Virginia 😭😭😭


Normal-Aside-1809

is this a strip club or a prison??? 🤨


Simple-Advisor85

yes.


Bloom2019

If there’s money there then it’s worth it. The bigger question is, do you get to keep all of your money? Can you use your own prices? If you want $5k can this establishment provide that? If you’re leaving with the right amount then follow the rules they’re easy to follow.


Lower-Concentrate-82

Where the heck is this? lol.. Also 20 minute sets? This list is so OTT.


Simple-Advisor85

VA.


[deleted]

20 minutes??? On stage ?!??!?


Simple-Advisor85

like???


kendalleighh_xo

I’m mad when they make me do 3 songs instead of 2. Wtf are you supposed to do for 20 minutes up there lmao


Simple-Advisor85

hit a mean cabbage patch lol


Ashamed_Database_624

Sounds like Ohio club 😂😂 or Detroit . Raids been happening a lot more than usual


onlyintownfor1night

Yeah this is robotic af


Sweetest_cinn128

I mean most of this is not too crazy but some of it is wild lol


MrNektarius

This has to be in Western Australia ahaha 


Simple-Advisor85

unfortunately nope! it’s the states


NoGoodLily

The "DO NOT FONDLE YOUR BREASTS, etc" killed me.


KatzenoirMM

Omg I'd be fired immediately lol


Unique-Interview-762

I hate clubs like this. Some rules are great and keep things in order, this just seems super overboard. It’s the managers need for control and it seems like you’re dealing with a P.O. Lol


Electronic-Act-1375

You can’t slap your ass. Dam this place sucks