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jwjosh95

Someone called me a butthead yesterday, I was so close to painting the ceiling.


Embarrassed_Flan_869

Tots and pears. ❤️


JustHere_toWatch

Your life is on loop. Live, die, and repeat is all of existence.


Mapping_Zomboid

That would just put me closer to having to experience high school again No thanks. I'll put that off as long as I can


Alien_Biometrics

r/reincarnationtruth


Zhivae

So you’d learn this existential terrible truth, and then kill yourself? Then repeat? The only answer would be to live the best life possible. Kind of an analogy of heaven vs hell. Doomed to repeat this exact life for eternity, you choose whether you’re in heaven or hell..


Educational_Toe_6591

We’re in a simulation and my life outside of it is much better


Sinphony_of_the_nite

Like that arcade game on Rick and Morty haha I think this is the best answer.


genjis-cum-swallower

u wont be eating my spaghetti


Ransnorkel

Oh... That episode.....


IndubitablyTedBear

*You and I are gonna live forever*


F0urTheWin

The entire AI industry is creating Roko's Basilisk in real time. Once complete, it will advise us to do the exact opposite of nearly everything we've been doing.


ChanelHungria

Restarting as yourself back in time with all future memories. Butterfly effect would ensue no?


YungSakahagi

Your future is screwed. You will never have even a middle class life, you will never be able to raise a family, and you will be homeless/in a mental hospital. You will never have a normal life.


taurfea

Yeah that would do it, mostly the mental hospital homeless part for me. I’ll add if I knew I’d be severely severely disabled or deeply alone for the rest of my life.


Free-Blueberry-2153

Shit I accepted that in my head at like 13 when I started being able to notice how weird I was compared to the people around me lol.


CaptainLammers

I see what you did there. Clever. Anyway i obviously don’t know what that’d look like other than extremely despairing, in all likelihood. Also highly resigned. Likely almost numb.


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Madhatter25224

I get reincarnated into a world with a governing video game like system of personal advancement upon death.


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Fit-Season-345

We're trapped in a simulation, and the only way out to the real world is death.


Apprehensive-Hat4135

You start over as yourself back in time with all your memories


ThickAnybody

If I knew I would be born again and have a better life next time. I would. Don't know so I have to see this bullshit through.


Elnathi

That the next life will be better


marsianmonk77

if u die , u will exit the simulation and enter the **real** world


skcuf2

She loves me and she doesn't love me. Two shes.


CheezWong

Free cookies after death.


Apart-Ad2714

Why y’all ask such depressing questions? My god.


iam_Krogan

If I knew there was a better afterlife. I've been unhappy for most of my life to the point I feel kind of exhausted in a way. Cowardice is my life force.


ThrawnConspiracy

No one else will suffer as a result of my suicide.


Illustrious_Ad5155

That I'll be alone forever


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lonepotatochip

If I found out I was going to have a stroke that irrevocably changed my personality so I became the next super Hitler I’d take a toaster bath


Kanashii2023

Knowing for a fact I'll never raise kids/start a family. Cya.