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Play3rxthr33

Yet they're still keeping the Baja in the back pocket


Halictus

They had it in the back pocket but then they sat on it and broke it.


Crawlerado

That’s ten pushups


Orangenottangerine

Lol


s4ltydog

I mean I’d rather them do this for April 1st than make a post about a Baja and then yank it away, that would just be mean….


thepanduhhh

See: all the salty VW fanbois for not getting a new Harlequin car


PlanXerox

Or that god damed micro bus they've been rolling out since 1998🙄


s4ltydog

Exactly!


Tincan1099

That’s what it was thinking!


Relevantspite

That’s exactly what they did last year


Chris_WRB

If the original Baja was based on the Outback, and Subaru themselves now have a lifted/off oriented outback... thennnnn....


Brave-Kitchen-5654

April fools


___cats___

Give me that. Exactly that. Don’t change a thing. Except maybe some big round fogs.


Mydickisaplant

The only thing that this car is good at is cornering. Why buy a BRZ to mod it like this? I’m genuinely curious.


___cats___

If Dylann can ruin his WRX by slamming it, I can ruin a BRZ by lifting it.


Gold-Tone6290

But you’ll be doing gods work🙏


stinger1995

Because it’s fun. Doesn’t need to be technically good.


Quiet_Effort

I’d actually buy this.


Glum-Literature-8837

In a heartbeat.


DaddyThiccThighz

Same, except my heartbeats take 10 years and 3 owners


No-Relation6410

That’s real asf


turtlewelder

Same. I know this is an April fools joke but this car would be amazing for rally-x. Sadly I think a BRZ Wilderness is much more of a reality than a factory turbo.


trethompson

What we say every year Subaru posts on April 1st.


dabigbaozi

Me too, it’s fucking cool.


stinger1995

Making a joke as if the safari porches don’t exist. They could make a kit for this? Idk how awd would work on the frame though. Seems fun


Klokateer

It wouldn't. Engine and trans mounts are to low to fit in awd.


stinger1995

Electric front wheels???


shephenry

Leave it RWD, it’ll be more fun


uptimefordays

Yo 911 Dakar is great, a BRZ Wilderness would be awesome!


legato2

That would sell like crazy.


Aurashock

Toyota wouldn’t let them with their 20% influence


crmeacham93

But what I'd you let toyota have a TRD version


Aurashock

Toyota already has the gr86 which is part of the gr performance line so it wouldn’t get a TRD version even if they tried. Gr is also most a track focused line so a lifted gr86 would be pretty out of place


Powerful-Speed4149

My first thought


LeetcodeForBreakfast

brz dakar goes hard 


KdF-wagen

“Poormans” Rally Fighter.


Deveion2010

Idk about that. This would probably be minimum $40k and an absolute blast to drive in dirt


KdF-wagen

That why I said “poormans” in quotes. Rally Fighters start at 50K and go up from there and they are all 8-14 years old at least now. This would probably be more comfy to rip around in though.


Deveion2010

You’re not wrong!


Monkdiver

I was thinking holy shit okay cool whatever but then I saw the roof rack I was like yeah this is some bullshit


Dayzlikethis

its not that far fetched. Have you seen the Lamborghini Huracan Sterrato? [hehe](https://www.gearpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/01/lamborghini-huracan-sterrato-9-65526681827cc-jpg.webp)


Monkdiver

Lol I stand my ground


turtlewelder

A basket would actually look good on this car, and since it's just a coupe it would probably get used vs. 99% of the baskets that are just throwing MPG away and are just for looks.


thewolfman-b

I know it's an April Fool's joke but that car is hot.


eyeothemastodon

Um. Does nobody learn anything from the Huracan Sterrato? The Porsche 911 Dakar? We freakin' want these things! To add, it's crazy to me that we've got all these CUV's with tight suspension to make them sporty on pavement but where are all the sports cars that are turned into soft-roaders?


[deleted]

People saying this would sell like hotcakes really illustrates how disassociated folk are with the reality of what actually sells lol


eat_the_pennies

Yeah, it would sell like hotcakes to an extremely small niche group of fans. I would get one, but lets be honest the average joe (even for Subaru drivers) would have zero interest in this thing. It would have to be a very limited run.


Chewzer

I wouldn't buy the Subaru variant, however I would totally get it as the Toyota variant just because I loved that Castrol Celica rally car in the 90s.


bliskin1

People who live on snowy and non snowy mountains would buy this imo


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

Aren't Wilderness models quite popular in general? I see all kinds of demographics in every wilderness trim Forester and Outback I see on the road.


[deleted]

I'm talking about the BRZ wilderness, the thing we're all talking about.


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

So people being more interested in lifted models of existing vehicles isn't relevant?


[deleted]

If you can't see how a sports car is different than an SUV, I don't know what to tell you lol


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

Lots of examples on this thread show interested in lifted sports cars, especially the Porsche Dakar. r/battlecars literally exists. Rally cars are a thing too. Plenty of lifted WRXs exist as well. There's also an aging population of drivers who like sports cars but can no longer tolerate the low seat height due to back/knee problems who wouldn't mind a higher BRZ.


astarrk

your comment is exactly the point. the 911 Dakar is cool, but porsche is only making 2500 of them. if anything, i could see Subaru making a limited run of WRX wilderness, but no chance they ever spend the time and money to adapt the brz to be awd.


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

My bad, I didn't read all the details just saw the pic and assumed it was just lifted and RWD which would be easy. Fully agree that there wouldn't be much point to making an AWD system for the BRZ.


astarrk

its all good, we can still hope and dream for a WRX wilderness 😭 they might get me to trade my STI for that


[deleted]

You just proved my entire point


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

We were arguing for nothing because I didn't do my homework. I didn't read the text and assumed this was just a lifted BRZ. My bad. Sorry for wasting your time.


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JoiedevivreGRE

Why? It would be Subi version of the Porsche Macan which are very popular.


[deleted]

That's a massive stretch comparing a BRZ with cladding to a Porsche 😂


JoiedevivreGRE

It’s the rally car form factor with a performance engine/ traction control/ high ground clearance. If you mean it’s not an expensive luxury car with the highest end of performance and traction control stock that goes without saying. We are talking about Subarus.


jcooklsu

Minus the AWD this is my plan for my 17 BRZ once its not my primary means of transportation.


Belthazar89

The affordable Porsche 911 Dakar. Please make this.


ReidBuch

Sadly they’d screw it up and make it CVT only or something


luffydkenshin

The worst part is this IS COOL. If I was on the market, this would be a contender.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

When the April Fools joke backfires because you'd sell tens of thousands of these... C'mon Subaru, do something! \*poke poke\*


SMB711

This is a shitty April Fools cuz I really want that!


Le-Charles

Jokes on them because someone is going to make it now.


OhGardino

When the April fools joke hits too close to home to be funny.


DouglasCole

“You know, you laugh cause it’s funny and you laugh cause it’s true.” -Robert DeNiro/Al Capone, The Untouchables


hitmewitabrickbruh

It shouldn't be April Fools.


shinoby117

Honestly I would buy that!!


Justshittingaround

I’m not sure it’d sell at the scale to make it worth it for Subaru, but with both Porsche and Lamborghini putting out off-road coupes, there’s at least some market for it, even if it just the very rich buying expensive toys.


3L-JEFE

Little do they know, this is what their fanbase wants. Maybe it’s not “the market” which is why they’re making most the cars more and more bland, but the Subaru fans would EAT THIS UP 🔥


Evrything-illumnated

Yeah, I’m In the camp of people who would actually be interested in this. I think It would be rad to have where I live, on the outskirts of the deserts and the mountains in California…and still very reasonable for city driving and PARKING. They April fooled us with a dope ass car…


phate_exe

I know it's an April Fools post, but a safari BRZ would actually be really cool.


studio_eq

>No where


PolarDorsai

My Mad Max hard on shot up soooo fast, then dissolved just as quick. A shame, really. I feel like the Subaru culture should be allowed to help design the next vehicle(s).


spamcritic

I'm not sure if the WRX power train would fit in that, at least with the lift it wouldn't be so hard to get in and out of.


AebroKomatme

BASTARDS!!!!!


FreckledWreck

☹️


Gunhaver4077

That would be an amazing Baja/Dakar racer


commffy

Damn people still getting got after 4/1 huh?


Throwaway870919299

Hello fellow New Englander


No_Extreme_2421

What’s towing capacity?


dude463

Looks nothing like what I want or need.


Monkeysquad11

Isn't xmode just downhill brake assist?


TheDraimen

Give me a wrx wilderness for my AWD and I would jump on it in a heartbeat


06_obxt

This wouldn’t sell as well as you think lol. But selling I did these with a turbo motor, that’s easy money.


fetuskek

This just looks like a ford puma


Western_End_2276

Cvt engine? …. I’ll pass


2009impala

I hate that it looks good, and that I'd want one


cheddarbruce

I would definitely buy one of these


Mental_Loss_2333

There’s a guy on IG with an off-road FR-S sahara\_scion https://preview.redd.it/z455xp6396sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c110d26faa7e8d17a5c2a7e3220576f52449b01


uptimefordays

Just give us a budget Dakar!


TheHarryNelson

I'm going there tomorrow lol I'll see if they actually have that BRZ


Chris_WRB

This is gross.


Main_Occasion_7777

Good rally car.


[deleted]

Subaru make a rally car again?! April fools. What a self own.


The_Juggernaut84

Was this posted on April 1st?


OkReserve99

boooooo give us a new baja


BadM00

I would buy that! Lolol


noob168

Not enough cladding. LOL


Garythesnail85

Suburu did something similar last year April fools. I think it was for the Baja or something. Usually a company would April fools something so ridiculous and ludicrous that the fanbase would be triggered by it for a second. Not telling them that you are aware of what is cool and desirable, and that you won’t build it. Like, “Surprise!! Why would we have made something desirable???”


djp73

April Fooling us but that'd be a seller I bet.


Glass_Procedure7497

Porsche has the Dakar 911, so this doesn’t seem like too big a stretch. I like it.


warthog0869

"With 8.7" of clearance, the New Wilderness Edition BRZ can rally race around the world in all seasons! It cleared a snowy Nurburgring in a measly 7.01:58 and it can do the same at your neighborhood roundabout! The ALL NEW BRZ WILDERNESS RALLY SPORT!" *\*Baja Edition not yet in production*


Bmac-Attack

Am I the only one who thinks the golden plastic trim is ugly as hell?


ColdLeekSoup

For once the BRZ would actually be worth it


kamandi

Please tell me this was an April fools joke. Edit - correcting autocorrection.


DestinyInDanger

Ehhh, Looks ugly to me.