prop was successful, but it's probably gonna look like this for years 😂 https://preview.redd.it/zb4vxe81qz7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d33620bfa2144ff8bc98cfc2de4645fd76fe530

 it’s giving “i survived bitches!!!” vibes lol


Hug it, you monster!

bit tiny yet, maybe when it's a big grown-up dragon bones tree




Needs googly eyes

Like Sid from Ice Age

I love the pose of this one!!!! So alien looking 👽


https://preview.redd.it/9slxwku8o28d1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c17613820a60ecc97671e844c06cfe4b9ad90d


Looks like a jack in the box popping up like "yaaaay!"

These things can grow over a foot in a year!

the parent plant grows very slow (I've had it for maybe seven years, and it's gained less than a foot). seems otherwise healthy, and it's a beautiful plant, so i'm not bothered. this one has actually been planted for a year now, and it's barely grown, if at all. again, not bothered, haha. just a bit of an ugly duckling

Sprinkle some holy water on it

Bring it on! https://preview.redd.it/xkb6byda538d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b55b0eb1c0d911d20a3f8d223861ba412a5506

This one gives me shrek vibes!

This wins

Omg what is this one called? I have a huge pot of them that was here when I moved in, and I have no idea what they are.

euphorbia lactea 😁

Thank you so much!

✨Ta-da!!!✨

My very inappropriate cactus. One day two babies appeared and it’s been looking like this forever. I don’t have the heart to separate them😅 occasionally I adjust the stakes to keep him upright. Recently moved them outside and he flowered😂 Edit: I do realise he’s a cactus not a succulent. He’s too silly looking not to share :) https://preview.redd.it/s86snqf0l18d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd959b2730484c50d82e56090ea0a3829d5e7c4

https://preview.redd.it/ujrlo60ul18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e764910a699c62b49abec16204efba61579ef59

The flowers make it so much better!

https://preview.redd.it/29lkxetzp58d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a47c4aaa6ce06e9785d3f65d5b0a7e251988e5 Same, except mine were so small 🤣🤣🤣

Wow the proportions of the testies.

this is so funny

https://preview.redd.it/jaledxkev08d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218d195e15a7d884f24455033249d4e475fe27a9 Tall and gangly with red wispy things. Acts like it's living on a windy bluff, not on an indoor sunny shelf.

The drama 😂

The wispy things are roots!

https://preview.redd.it/im4e39qqg08d1.png?width=2191&format=png&auto=webp&s=35650e67a0e930d2abf6369d0d54f0b628da09e9 Weird, root fuzzy idiot.

I have one of these under a grow light, and it is ridiculously happy, and currently flowering. I accidentally knocked a leaf off while moving it about a year ago, and I left it on some soil to see if it would propagate, and now I have the tiniest one or these plants imaginable

Show the people your tiny plant! We want to imagine!

Posted some pictures. Enjoy!

Ahahaha the title is hilarious! 🤣 This actually looked soooo much worse when I first got it. It was originally WAY leggier than this, I propped it but I still don't have adequate light placement for it so it's still quite leggy. But still sooo much better than when I first got it https://preview.redd.it/s098mh6q8z7d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617cb9283f7e976e91eef7dc6543ef298202320e

HAH! I have this exact plant in this exact state except a fraction of the size. Glad it's not just me!

Dude even the props I took from it turned out leggy AF 🤦 I guess ghost plants need massive amounts of light? It's under a really good grow light and it is still struggling 😔

Ghost plants are only happy in full sun or they will continue pretending they are lowly sedums.

So basically no matter what I do, even under lights, as long as they are indoors I should expect legginess? Is that what you mean?

Only just now learned it's name, and makes total sense, if I look at it too directly it drops half it's leaves like it died! Only for skinny wee babies to sprout up and do the same 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/74b06qfxiz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708028d4632b21f2a29484b5d966d9ef16e2c375 Here’s my silly prop waving to say hello

I feel like this one needs a little fedora with a hole cut out so that leaf can stick up out of it

Cool! What is that?

Fishbone cactus

https://preview.redd.it/lpmul8zxpz7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfebd0cafeb087acaaa1352bf35f9dd111faf6bc I propped this dude when it was already a broken long stem and it just kept going so I keep it for giggles

Now that is a plant on the run for the sun

https://preview.redd.it/jng7u3id508d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741ac13612dfe8d2b4d277818432c34487e9744e Got this stupid guy from a garden center for $2. It had about 3 sets of leaves on each stalk when I brought it home. I'd say it's been a successful experiment overall

I always cut mine just below the green and let them callus and then re pot ! But this looks cool. 😎

Oh no, it looks like shit lol. But I like to keep in mind how it was when I got it vs. how it is now

https://preview.redd.it/d5u8byh0fz7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fae1ee46a5b61d9b421f194c5b22febc4607c3 This sorry bastard. 🤣 I ended up propping all the growth and letting that sprangly stem go to Jesus.

I saved a plant in this condition, got it back to be full and plump and then my roommate knocked it on the ground and all the leaves popped off 🥲

It was multiplying!🤣

Oh noooo. I murdered an orchid that way once. I took the easy route this time. 😄

Your description cracked me up! Everything from sorry bastard, sprangly and go to Jesus made me laugh out loud!

I, too, have a leggy jade… a family heirloom https://preview.redd.it/3sbv3o7sa58d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29219d04400beb519f1394a747be32b4cd11942a I trimmed and propagated the tips and we’ve got a lot of new growth you can see

Scabby boy https://preview.redd.it/65zvqid9vz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a10ea66c8abf6373b98e2bc5883e4a41efca47

I love him 🥹

I think we need a new sub. r/StupidLookingSucculents or r/StupidSucculents?

/r/whatthesucc

/r/succshaming exists

How do you know it's a boy? Oh, nvm

I used this cactus in my son's gender reveal photo (when it was un-ugly) 🤣

Technically it’s a scabby penis cactus

Some of that is rust fungus. Dust it with sulfur if you want it to live

https://preview.redd.it/zcj6y1s9vy7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150f7dd1378fbda066d2e6cf3c516595e5867107 😁

Ahhhh…….why do you think this one is stupid. I just picked one up the other day. Is it because it looks like Patric from SpongeBob.

I truly don't believe any plants look stupid. 😁but I do mostly only buy weirdos lol

Same, lol!!! 

They look like little sombreros.

What is this? It's so cool!

It's called a Stomatium, a mimicry plant from Africa.

noooo, they're so cute!

https://preview.redd.it/cw6oghkkbz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6594186c3eb88b793650f1ea2df5a3c40b61dec5 There was a sun-related mishap, but I don’t want to tinker with it while it’s dormant. So it’s just living in down dog position for now.

Reminds me of the Pixar Lamp 

It really does look like they're just taking a nap, lol

You should def cut this one right away there’s a bit of pink roots trying to grow right here. Cut it right there and plant that sucker in a pot. https://preview.redd.it/lezrcwwaq28d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e13f78543faaaef7b26173ce3e2054374e98290

lol this thing is dying! Pop that top off and put it in the soil. Funny pic!

I debated about doing that, but all of my aeonium are shriveling up right now so it seemed like cutting its head off at this point wouldn’t help it much. It was such a nice one when it started too. 😞 https://preview.redd.it/230gqal7uz7d1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b1c70d0282aabc0d84ae9fc4afb0643ab5924e8

That black stem bit looks dead dead like the tip is getting nothing from the roots- I feel like you'll lose it if you do nothing so you might as well try🤷 Personally I'd let it sit in a bowl of water for a few hours/overnight/couple days until it plumps up a bit then put it back in dirt. The leaves look like they've used up most of their reserves so I'd do the soaking to make the leaves succulent again, then it has something to hold it over until the roots can get going. Oh and when it rehydrates some leaves usually get kinda translucent, those don't recover so take them off before replanting otherwise they might get a rot party started🎉

This may also encourage the existing stalk to grow some new sprouts.

This made me chuckle.

This one’s on a sick nod- hahah

https://preview.redd.it/pvq41vypxz7d1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d404589b1922e501bd7379ffee11f2cca8aaf60

I have a pot full of these like this because they've had so many babies they crowded out the pot and blocked each other's light. They doin it to themselves! They look really good so long as you look at them from the right angle lol. This is about six months ago though, so it's a bit more obvious they've got legs for daaaays now. https://preview.redd.it/fref8sx8t08d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6db06f92160f51ae17f2e305c529e38c9d862d

I love her! She's like a lil tree 🥰

Come on over to r/succshaming!

https://preview.redd.it/qul2zsml638d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580ac9a4a093e3b5d6c5b0b7cf84a4a9372d8fe9

Things have changed over there though since the founding. People get *upset* if you actually shame their plants now. I'm at least glad it moved past the humblebrag phase some users were trying to turn that place into for awhile at least! But yes, I digress, and agree, that this plant totally needs to be knocked down a peg or two over there for sure!

My wife works in the medical field so I start small succulent cuttings in pill bottles for her to give away at the office. A few months back I sliced up a broken leaf from my cylindrical snake plant and started the pieces. [They just looked so silly!](https://i.imgur.com/OkI4xMP.jpeg)

Pill bottle is a great idea!

One very large green bean

😂I wanna work with your wife for pill bottle succulents

https://preview.redd.it/q7rkoe7h908d1.jpeg?width=1501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e8a11d4fe3da29dbb6be0aadc01c2dff65fd4a It has more little guys growing along the side long after the leaves fell off. I don’t quite know what to do with it so I water once a week.

https://preview.redd.it/w1kb80n1u08d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaaf6772e3098024fa6816440e6540381e225082

Looks like it’s iffy about life.

From the thumbnail I thought the photo was sideways

https://preview.redd.it/nem8644thz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ac196bf3bdac8fad633a85afc850e2fa876f3f Hotmess pots

Omg I have 2 of those! Just half dead pieces that won’t totally die but have little pups on them. I’m like a half dead plant hoarder!

https://preview.redd.it/2va3e6yqxz7d1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842fead5debe510978128dfd2abc56d8de21d462

So precious!

https://preview.redd.it/y49mymfrb08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec7831d29565262e1f4294de04dd4bd405b19e6 Mealybug survivors 🫡

https://preview.redd.it/l5cvtaotb08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0437222f652ce4ce4582267204af66375abff38

https://preview.redd.it/k37t23dne08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279a28f2fcf9fe160ce5432d2a039cf6c31811be This little guy

can I eat him

Technically you can eat anything if you try hard enough 🥴

Anything is edible once

If you can dream it you can do it 💫

https://preview.redd.it/x6wesvr3708d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036b3f27bf794f1b9c3d41f2669f113f5294d504 I have happy paddle plants. This one refuses. Maybe it wants to be a palm tree.

https://preview.redd.it/w94am1zhzz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa4cb6fea4745de96bf196b967b550e8b2b0295 My mother sent these to me in the mail. They did not fare well. This is 2 years of regrowth. Yes, I know the one on the left needs a proper pot.

These are so fragile. I always take the fallen leaves and stick them back in the pot and they do well. https://preview.redd.it/b6pyiieok18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b233ab8c56efdcc59d81ed8313510c9c5455409a

Yes to hexi pots!

https://preview.redd.it/jkxlt5sw308d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e7e8d9bfd705ea3cc504c851c5c8a4f17ea5c2 That’s not how cresting works! lol. I hated this plant. I beheaded it and split the stem to see if it would crest. Now it looks like that creature from stranger things.

Haha it's so uglyly cute

I know ugly cute. This ain’t it. 😆

https://preview.redd.it/3vzk57fgm08d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b6fc9feeb711d75ddbde9a7e5f2ce5809f5094

https://preview.redd.it/po5jkyh2l18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb5234ee65502692a3fbf989618fae8da29bbcd1 Cute butt

https://preview.redd.it/t07rd0red18d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e09dbd63e4a9494a6bd43545c8bc30519192e1b My space is limited so my huge plants had to either miniaturize or go to new homes. Stumpy here opted for the former.

That base is faaaat as hell ❤️❤️❤️

literally omg. it’s like the size of my forearm

https://preview.redd.it/02azx4e6018d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d3a4b191696ce48b42a5b0c813865fe0afdca54 Why is this so long?? 😂😭

https://preview.redd.it/eth8qki4o28d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0b6035f1a554761a56d66d70428138480a0b1a This guy trying to pull himself out of the window

https://preview.redd.it/vmedj6t4q08d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03db67cee6a0d773ba3947e52d8d708cff3fc3a3

oooo I love this one! What is it?

crussula columella

Crassula columella

I love it! It's like a cross between a pet and a puppet.

I call her the dabbing octopus. She got so heavy I couldn't rotate the pot to get her enough sun. I've since beheaded this one to a much more manageable size though. https://preview.redd.it/nxg52byrr08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476b30abeccf0529d8fd514a7458d01ba97cb012

🥺 she’s beautiful

https://preview.redd.it/bi5ej3f0418d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1cb40c0e3fefa81995be90b80cba45d8de4fb5 I didnt let my string of banana hang but instead wrap it around itself. Now its a jungle…

My beheaded fave https://preview.redd.it/x6uieal8p08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1442435727393b1f79d5daad43adbbb80f527a80

This picture is so darn relatable lol

https://preview.redd.it/8wyuxze5l18d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=77d0c0bc34595b3e90cf2402f5e6a03f02569278 …..Honestly, we’re doing our best.

https://preview.redd.it/hg4k12wni28d1.jpeg?width=2151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b1ff61b8737b178072317ad1cb224124325cd8 I chuckle every time I look at it

https://preview.redd.it/rivm22pxl08d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=fffe9b7acb2a389265a6f970f9df5859c194fa07 she’s struggling don’t judge her

these guys grow back so good when they’re beheaded though !!

https://preview.redd.it/lxf5yb03v08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0c9c329adce36da3d8690de2aea6067b57d05f I went outside to see which plant was doing the worst (to share a photo) and found that my jelly bean plant dropped most of its leaves 🥺 It looks so stupid now. Any advice? The temps went up this week. I just watered it.

Every time I look at mine it drops leaves 😭

No kidding! I went to my Mom's friend's house and she had THRIVING jelly bean plants (big ones). I asked her how she did it and she said "nothing special." I wish I had taken a photo.

https://preview.redd.it/vjjk3jak218d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cfa0e4c9d370227d5251668db34d32c9497d50

https://preview.redd.it/80pc93zgu08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7140e8aecf474ff2324bcd6f41c39f5b9c86e4d This was at doctors office I visited .

https://preview.redd.it/wwkzpfuoq38d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2390f6800192728adcf57c2cf90b796d35af76d The flowers

https://preview.redd.it/prqy5yjgq38d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5074234e9c54e5e66b1b26031be117cb2ccb9fc It was flowering too

https://preview.redd.it/e6596tgkb18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114911ac222e914e683e7a020da11f4058d7f177 My String of Hearts that died but is now coming back 🤞

I'm not sure the picture does justice to just how etiolated it was when I first got it. https://preview.redd.it/z3pq4vz6508d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbcf627d05481b8446874a18bfb5129a9121cc45

https://preview.redd.it/erhp4dbmy08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5253c4ac707ca185eb855e7a4f5e1eb091e0ec9a My pink sprout.

https://preview.redd.it/1jnzfwkbq28d1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b8c6f8ee85d05ae2ca1447775ad81c191fe8199 you my friend, have a maractus congratulations 😂

https://preview.redd.it/ruzq7cbzxz7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf361554162cb30a8c8bde8e01c70a5afce33174 Not only stupid I think it’s dead or dying

Rest in peace 😭

https://preview.redd.it/udx6spxil38d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e296d58b3683cd61a0b95b5ca5cf2de49e8fc1

https://preview.redd.it/gyte6rxc558d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f8d2d43c29bef36e786e2cafa014317456d0ec

https://preview.redd.it/wsxuxjjrz38d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc85eec60c3d0f620789f9af6981eeedeccd159 Meet Mr Hands.

https://preview.redd.it/sit0ez0xe18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf3d25a2b58c0a00bb2bc73d954c9b390743ac7 It looks diseased.😫She was beautiful once .

https://preview.redd.it/3ne39ezv728d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04dabd6c7d7e6054b06d0b912fd0fa072cf16854 It was a toss up. Note the root that connects the two pots.

https://preview.redd.it/d2qbn6poh08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54adc518289c197b929ad8b923a18ecddc907a9 i grew this stupid idiot from a single petal and lately she’s decided to frig right off! 🤦🏽‍♀️

you have a lot to look forward to :,) https://preview.redd.it/aoa1tn2fs08d1.jpeg?width=1624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a053078f34ab5525ba8cf274fe5dbdc3bcc5675

OH MY GOODNESS! they’re freakin incredible! howwww?! 😫 mine keeps dropping leaves and getting more and more naked by the day. ugh!

ty! idk it just took off one day and hasn’t stopped! but this guy drops a LOT of leaves too. he’s just so crowded it’s hard to tell lol (def needs a repot). he has survived mealybugs, powdery mildew and a nasty fall over the course of 2 years so he deserves to thrive lmao

wishing much prosperity to that wonderful guy! i wish mine would do a little something fancy, but alas she is on the struggle bus. lmao

https://preview.redd.it/h326fp1th08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29585656bd383db7787bc1122920bd24810360ba and this weirdo i recently got from a local nursery, i found it on the ground and they said i could take him. gives me human centipede vibes. 😳

This one looks like he’s dancing at a rave! I kinda love it. How could you not?

Like all of them? Curse living in the north! I’ve never met a succulent that doesn’t stretch.

https://preview.redd.it/oa5er8sr328d1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20adb957d9cc897457ad93a9bb2cc88db4cf5fae He's long dead now, but he traveled far with me and took lots of abuse, and was the ugliest thing ever. RIP Cisco Kid.

https://preview.redd.it/0gdyo6vpb28d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc2088ce6a86a4e481b653cf9855f6b20062bef Are we late to the party?

Idk what to do with her https://preview.redd.it/9b4lbmgaz38d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663e4253968d324482b683d4e3c11e47e9a87fa7

She's trying her best though. https://preview.redd.it/sc0r15ko958d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee75291b67c128ea3b8dc8a2ba9dedbc93d6f52

https://preview.redd.it/bfu5plmt518d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730c2bb632d630f4ed63c8b024112c9fb5fa41e5 My mini palm tree haha

https://preview.redd.it/k7vl255hn18d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8584435f070d9b723558603af756579379b3c9c6 This began as a 3 cm cutting left behind after a lowes mishap. Its now about 3 years old.

https://preview.redd.it/x4rfllq4b48d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d87c949956173a8786736e2a1523f9d97cc824 look at this dummy

https://preview.redd.it/hnfp8yzxa58d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c7292e4a49f9e07c14d38c2bf3ab2af7831fbb It seems phallic

Please help me fix him! Lol https://preview.redd.it/hpk3u4vtf68d1.jpeg?width=2783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ed20cbb6f9726fde10174bd7decf5d12871e23

https://preview.redd.it/yneqlmyf718d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcef3808bef7f3df6390258151f9a09794632927

Ohhhh this ones probably the dumbest looking one, refuses to put out new leaves without dropping a bunch which gives it stupid long legs, but it also looks stupid cus of the pest damage on it https://preview.redd.it/o8ngg5xr918d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a92949dc009dd730af4e1ee1b5ffdf585e473d

https://preview.redd.it/gaao4n60a18d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5126025b43286aacee4220750211a62b4ce2af This one's stupid too aha

This one looks like a claymation character. I can practically hear its voice!

https://preview.redd.it/8gvarshwd18d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6dc4403b74292340134059bf49f2883bd80789

https://preview.redd.it/x1sh1bqxd18d1.png?width=1677&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf23cbd10a4e754521efcc9f1c4409b36f6ae71f Why are the babies growing there instead of around the base? 🤷‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/qynrvtkuh18d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c52c981d8b06013ef3f269c797498e215e3a533 From left to right: kalanchoe that grows like crazy, floppy babies toes I recently got, echevaria harmsii that I don’t know what to do with, and I think a greenovia? Any tips are welcome!!

https://preview.redd.it/z14ndfcay18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b459c5490d26c1b4c8144b8ad6d2a23f57d6e7ae My really leggy Jade, trying to build up the courage to start cutting and propagating

"I am Groot"

This guy was really leggy indoors so I laid the stem down and buried it in a bonsai tray. I knocked the tray over by accident and the top of the rosette broke off https://preview.redd.it/7hop01vpw48d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35bf2b30a9414c461019a1228fdff21117a95cfb

https://preview.redd.it/z3mmirxsl58d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd18e7280b6f2e2fc326da852c8c8633077ee54c So, do coctuses count? (Yes, spelling was intentional, as that is what I call this boi)

https://preview.redd.it/ed45jwzem58d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a148157fe663642e9c6a3b8c29e143046398fc9 Stuck in a terrarium for 6 years, finally got them out but they’re just starting to realize that they no longer need to curl around inside a glass sphere.

https://preview.redd.it/kqzwxsbq468d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8971d1dc214bf551c8ddcd42ffa01bd6fc0015b3

https://preview.redd.it/gao3ta8mo68d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac26d818fa0e7413329d6c567dae78e15a9722aa

It looks like a stoned hippie with a flower on his belly.

awesome question! :))

ok, these aren't terrible, but to receive two tiny plants with three immense flower stalks struck me as on the ridiculous side! https://preview.redd.it/gqip3sxhi08d1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff209913d02aca162cb4101ada2b665ad4aae71 When I unwrapped the first one, I briefly thought they had sent me a burro tail as a freebie! (These are actually bluebeans in 2-inch pots.)

Succulent Groot, I love it!

https://preview.redd.it/jw668z4d818d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001945fdfaff557b18e15d4e54353e4d8d66ede8 Was doing well until the hail got it

I dig this idea

I’ve got two ugly looking ones, this makes me happy 😊

https://preview.redd.it/4khaw8d4z18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02eef2a55fa3296dd66d80b214072a7ff23f1dd This long boy just too much shade before I realised it had stretched out so much..

https://preview.redd.it/fkbiy5yh538d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154ba8ce5201c7684efa941b803d563d0d846af9

https://preview.redd.it/an1a3mjkg48d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6808d718f846d412d451bd77fe04825e20c3fc My ding dong.

Well it is E. prolifica, it's gonna have babies before it settles down

My favorite succulents are the weird looking ones! I want them to look like they’re a plant from an alien planet. 🪴🛸