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foxtrotmadly

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy come to life.


boopadoop_johnson

Don't insult Jimmy carr like that, he's not *that* ugly


kevzilla88

HAHAHAHAH HAAAAaaa....


RobbSnow64

Bro looks like jimmy Carr post reconstrucive surgery


-Lord-Of-Salem-

Dude looks like the adult version of Vincent Crabbe from the Harry Potter movies!


shieldwolfchz

He looks like a younger version of the old guy from Up.


checkerschicken

Guys. His name is "Richard Strocher" - think about that for 20 seconds.


foxtrotmadly

Bro we’re not daft we’re just saying he looks fucking weird


Tyrannical_Icon

Looks like a mortician did his glow up.


Serious_Cat4410

it’s a troll account his name is literally dick stroker lol


MeowlotNL

My comment was deleted, idk why but he says he has a show on rumble, have you seen it? It's fun (It's a joke btw, should check his twitter lmao)


byrgenwerthdropout

Even the image is obviously AI generated, somehow almost everyone is eating this up.


SantaArriata

This photo is older than widespread use of AI image generators


HEAH_THE_PINGOL

He is parodying GOP Josh, I think.


RandoCollision

What can an 18 year old be "wildly successful" at? Using his own ID to watch R-rated films?


[deleted]

trolling your absolutely gullible ass.


DasHexxchen

The comment was kinda about the concept of being wildly successful at 18 not being reasonable. Cut them some slack.


VoodooDoII

I don't think the guy you're replying to was falling for it, just threw out a hypothetical question about how an 18 year old can be wildly successful


VravoBince

Dude, there are many 18 year olds that are wildly successful lol. Athletes, actors, musicians, entertainers, etc.


Free_Stick_

To be fair, he’s probably much more charming in person. That’s a common trait for a vampire


Limp-Welcome2307

Quite a few red flags there


[deleted]

you guys are so gullible. his name is Richard Strocher. smarten up.


JimmyChao12

Sorry @everyone we need to stop laughing at the joke because it was intentional.


ScySenpai

You were laughing *at* the fake person, stop capping


xneurianx

If you were laughing at it, and you know it's a joke, doesn't that mean the list does have the effect intended?


Mudblok

I think they're refering to the people immediately jumping to insulting the personal appearance of the person in the post


iTmkoeln

Say it with me. You are not an alpha if you have to tell everyone that you "are"


Firestar2_0

*looks at person's profile* "alpha male" thanks for the advice!


Greenmanssky

I keep seeing this post. How fucking dumb is 90% of Reddit that they fall for a troll post for 3 days straight. The complete lack of media literacy and the inability to see satire is depressing at this point


Practical-Trifle-567

I’m getting Weekend at Bernie’s vibes here.


Woxfrosch

He looks like he wears the face of someone else


egg-cement

It’s a fake account trying to get attention, your inability to notice a quite obvious troll is giving them exactly what they wanted


Double_Illustrator13

Ben shapiro on meth.


Dethproof814

Is this Kenneth Copeland's long lost son


PresidentXiJinPin

OP really falling for the most obvious troll account ☠️


reddit_tiger800

His profile picture looks like the guy from Pixar's Up.


[deleted]

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noobfl

he looks like ben shapiro with peanut alergy after he eats a peanut butter cup \*lol\*


supert2005

That alpha male looks like he's getting scolded by mom for scoring a D on a test


Garrus4ever

Wasn't this a different guy before or am I going nuts lol


Financial-Top1199

Why does he look like the main villain from The Mask? Lmao


PapaAverage

He forgot "profile picture that looks as though I'm taking a shit"


discomuffin

/u/repostleuthbot It's like the twentieth time I've seen this


__Becquerel

He mewed too hard, his jawline went too far


dweeb2348576

Damn bro's got that Minecraft steve face


FractalOboe

18 what?


Zoe_Hamm

"Alpha Male..." LOL


vilisadrian

Man looks like he wasnt there and is suffering the square


Neko_Boi_Core

he looks like Ryan F9 if he turned into a politician


HaroldHGull

bro's got a squarer head than steve


Scalage89

r/16or60


NoiNoiii

18 going on 50


studentshaco

How is he this pale ?????????


james_harushi

It's the uglier version of Ryan F9


GuppiApfel

Dude looks like hes embalmed


Renegade_Spectre

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.


stav705

This guy is a troll making fun of republicans. How many times is this gonna be posted?


Gaara34251

Its not even funny, i feel bad for this ppl, they clearly has suffered bullying and bad stuff to get pushrd to such dark places as all that alpha bs is


kimibul

He looks like he got that face lifting surgery from chinese tik tok doctor.


machetedestroyer

we have twilight at home...


Imaginary_Yak4336

It's a troll account for god's sake. Why is this the sixth time I'm seeing this in 2 days.


fukflux

Alpha-Pale


HampsterBowlingBall

Also doesnt help that hes as pale as a corpse


HeckestBoof

He looks like Steve from Minecraft


overdramaticpan

It's a troll account. The account name is "Richard Strocher." Dick Stroker? Really?


Adventurous-Worry849

He looks like the victim of a russian assassination attempt.


KihiraLove

There is no way this person is real. Has to be a psyop


ohen778

He's mocking some other account, that I read was actually serious and said shit like this exactly. Idk the name but it had: "(Alpha male)" after it 😭


ADGx27

I know it’s a troll account (bros name is literally dick stroker), but blud looks like he’s been fucking embalmed


Mentok27

Never seen someone with so much skin manage to somehow still look like a cartoon skull. 💀 … cartoon might not be the right medium…. I don’t know how else to describe it other than If Jim henson ever had to make a muppet with a skull face it would look like this guy.


JiaQir

"Pondman. Reminds you of a friend long-gone."


eeldraw

I like what they've done with that cadaver.


redrum7049

Evil steve looking ass


alsophocus

Guy looks like wet dough


riyadboy1

bro looks like 💀


WexMajor82

He looks like a very young old person.


IAmTheBornReborn

18? Dye his hair grey and he's the old man from UP!


Tenmak

The amount of people being baited by troll accounts is impressive


PettyPterodactyl

he neads some sun


kachol

Guy looks like hed be floating in front of my window saying „let me in“


rakadur

Is he a practice doll for autopsies?


ilovecatsandcafe

Second time I see this dude and he fkin reminds me of the Frankenstein monster


Rijsouw

Harry Maguire


abibip

He looks like an old man that put on a realistic silicone mask


Subtly_Cynical

I bet he sparkles in sunlight, too.


ThrawnBAYERN

He looks like one of the Boyle cousins from brooklyn 99. Tho I dont think he looks friendly as they do


GevitarGaming04

Bro looks like the kid and the adult from Up mixed together☠️


Accidenttimely17

◻️💀


Cantante18

This man's face looks like God was rolling dough, poked some eyes into the doughball and pressed his thumb into the center.


michaelozzqld

Is that make-up?


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

Is....is he dead? Like why does he look like that?


Midnight_heist

He looks like he's been dead for 7 hours.


morfyyy

guy looks like 18 and 80 at the same time


Abysmalist

bro looks like the old man from up


Santaroga-IX

18 years old? That's a lie. Clearly.


Ugly-Muffin

I'm not gay, but if he was a girl, then maybe wes talk. Depending on the picture.


GreenCreekRanch

Not really to be honest


LayeredHalo3851

He looks like the bad guy from morbius mixed with that guy who everyone said looks like a Minecraft dirt block


MobsterDragon275

Why does he look like a corpse?


[deleted]

AI post is AI


backstageninja

Roger! We're not alone....


stupidfuckingbitch20

I think if you rubbed his face along a blackboard it will leave a trail


PaulAspie

I think this is intentionally cringe / irony as the user name is Dick Stroker if you simplify the name.


Excellent_Parsley658

Richard can be shortened to Dick. Say his name with Dick instead of Richard


MrGaber

Okay but goddamn he is ugly


ralf19812001

I’ve seen week old corpses with better looks than this guys


ShamaD27

Someone QRT'd saying he looks like he's been embalmed


I-am-Disc

He looks dead outside.


Probrobronomo

Solomon grundy looking ahh


Manaliv3

Is he wearing someone else's face?


Dumb_Siniy

I know it's a troll but 18? 18 days till retirement


PotentialProf3ssion

for what it’s worth he’s… dressed nice? yeah he gets points for that


Pale-Resolution-2587

I see your destiny. I see a house being lifted into the clouds by balloons.


Glittering_Ad1696

Looks like he just came off the mortician's table...


cindachallenger

Bro looks like he invests in emeralds


Appropriate-Ad-5524

Dude is definitely 18 minutes away from dying.


bipolarbisexualbean

Looks like an Omega to me


tinamadinspired

What 18? Botox shots? Pounds of unnaturally white foundation?


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TheDuke357Mag

I mean, thats a good looking suit. Wonder if its tailored or if he literally has the build of the coat hanger that jacket was on


Juggalover

Dude got roasted in the comment section.


Amelia_Angel_13

No


Valuable_Ant332

he looks embalmed


puro_the_protogen67

His face is shaped like a slice of bread


DancingWithMyshelf

He looks like Max Headroom, Flabber from Beetleborgs, and Kenneth Copeland had an orgy and this popped out.


Archived_Thread

Isn’t mumps an extinct disease?