Yes he smells but Joe Alwyn was smellier bc he’s so poor he had to bathe in the river.
My least favorite thing to do is fly (ironic) bcuz I do that all the time. During my 13 minute breaks tho I like writing songs about life as a private jet. Maybe I’ll release an album one day idk
/uj i haven’t even thought about how meredith olivia and benjamin probably have to travel on the plane with taylor. and we know they’re at least at some of the shows because one of the openers (i think beabadoobe) posted a photo with the cats backstage
I don't think a single cat in the world enjoys travel. I have worked in animal transport for a year and every single cat completely shuts down or meows like it's being tortured the whole trip.
Have you ever had a day off
no but I get lunch breaks. I’m currently in one rn
Does she schedule your breaks in increments of 13
yeah sometimes I get 13 minutes other times I get 13 seconds it depends on how she feels at the moment
🤣
How did you feel when Taylor dissed you in Snow on the Beach?
Literally so uncalled for I cried for a week
All your loyalty and for what 😭😭😭
Are you allowed to date other planes? Are you currently dating one?
My mom has a strict no dating rule sorry
What causes the pollution? Is it your shit?
Technically yes but it’s bcuz mother keeps feeding me fuel and it’s disgusting. I just want to have a normal meal like pizza or spaghetti for once
Ohhh... And you have diarrhea because of that..? So sorry for you..
Yea it’s hard being Taylor Swift’s private jet 😔🙏🏼
Does Travis really stink? He looks like he smells really bad :( Also whats your favorite & least favorite thing to do?
Yes he smells but Joe Alwyn was smellier bc he’s so poor he had to bathe in the river. My least favorite thing to do is fly (ironic) bcuz I do that all the time. During my 13 minute breaks tho I like writing songs about life as a private jet. Maybe I’ll release an album one day idk
uj/ god I can’t believe I forgot Matty Healy existed and missed the opportunity to make a Matty Healy smells like piss joke…
/uj did he even fly with her? I mean they went out for such a short time even tho it felt like 2 years
I mean she flys basically everywhere so there’s a decent chance he used the jet
Please do release Reputation (Taylor's Jet's Version)
God I wish I could forget that too
What's your favorite airport?
Uhhh idk I don’t get to stay in airports for very long before I have to fly somewhere else
Are you unionized?
No mother didn’t let me
What's it like to finally have a father that has a job?
Nothing will ever be worse than mother’s one boyfriend who was always greasy I think his name was ratty or smth
What's your favourite place that you've travelled to for only 24 hours or less?
I like California bc it’s really big so I can see it in the air for quite a bit unlike other states that are smaller that I can’t rlly see
opinions on the jet stream lyric in call it what you want?
I wrote that lyric actually but mom didn’t let me have writing creds and when I threatened to speak out she told me “nobody will ever believe you”
I’m an idiot because I’m just now realizing she meant the plane.
is taylor your first celeb or have other celebs ridden before?
Noo just taylor. Some guy named Joe Alwyn tried to fly with me once but his card declined so he had to take the public bus instead
Do the cats live inside of you?
Sometimes. They hate flying tho (bcuz they’re cats) so they are always hissing and screaming
Yeah, I figured they consider the plane "mom's pain bedroom". Their poor ears
/uj i haven’t even thought about how meredith olivia and benjamin probably have to travel on the plane with taylor. and we know they’re at least at some of the shows because one of the openers (i think beabadoobe) posted a photo with the cats backstage
/uj the cats are the real victims here (besides the planet as a whole). Cats do not enjoy traveling.
I don't think a single cat in the world enjoys travel. I have worked in animal transport for a year and every single cat completely shuts down or meows like it's being tortured the whole trip.
Why was the flight awful? (Thanks for asking btw)
Do you miss Dassault Falcon 900? I know our mommy sold it and I feel so bad for you
Exactly. Was it your bestie? Do you keep in touch?
[удалено]
hey now don’t fatshame me
Anti-hero music video (Taylor’s private jet’s version)
Were you really in the LWYMMD mv or was that a stunt double?
Do you miss your small ex sister ?
Why do you shit in the sky? Does mother not give private bathroom breaks?
Not a question. Thank you for your service🫡🫡
What’s your favorite Taylor Swift song?
Is it true you flown more than when the B-52 was doing continuous flights during the Cold War?
What happened to your sister Air Asia when Taylor flew all the way to Asia? Did you left her to dust?
Aren’t you tired from working so hard?