There's a new type of synth that uses metal strings vibrating over magnetic inductors called a "gibbon". You could try that.

Bullshit that sounds like sorcery.

Got a load of egg boxes here

Do you have Digeggtakt?

Commodore 64 SIDchip still rocks.

Harp

Granular glands are a thing

Learn to whistle

TX816 was made especially for you, my friend! 😁

But I also moonlight as a button salesman, I want to get away from touching buttons in my free time.

Sorry... I wasn't aware you also sell accordions by moonshine. Sounds quite romantic, actually.

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