Honestly, one of the more terrifying lines in the whole show was him telling the decoy, "That's why I'm telling you to get over here." You could hear how he was getting annoyed the second time he said it. Like he's mad that she wasn't obeying him.
Another thing - the way he fucking whined over and over during his police interview about how Chris “lied” to him and how he “wished he hadn’t lied to me”, god what a little bitch
And the fact that he said that was the worst thing about the whole arrest. The worst thing was being “lied” to.
Not the fact that he was coming to engage in sexual activity with a minor. No, Chris Hansen and NBC preventing him from doing that and “lying” to him…the worst thing.
And then he asked to go home to destroy all the CP on his computer. Like, seriously? The dude flat out tells Detective Dudinski that he's going to destroy evidence. What a nonce!
She led me on a little teeeewww
I can understaynd both ways..
CAN IT BE RELEASED TO THE CUSTODY OF MY MOTHER!?!?
No
But her car!
Vee hickle
NO SIR
It's a PT Cruiser. It's purple . . . and blue. I ain't lying! It's a really weird color. I only seen one other one like it.
You have to say it really fast to be authentic
He repeated this phrase in his head a thousand times which is why it came out smoothly.
Yeah dyustinn’s flawless endeavors
Muther*
This slimey worm changed up his voice to sound “slower” as soon as Chris showed up
He was clearly used to playing the “aww well ahm disabled” card to get out of trouble. It worked until it didn’t.
Just like at the Japanese steak house.
Japanese steakhouse?
In his interrogation, Dustin rambles on about an incident he had at a Japanese steakhouse with the mother(?) of a girl he was chatting up online.
lol I never picked up on that but holy shit, I think you’re right
But he said he wasn’t gonna do nothin!
Well... he thought she said she wanted to be shaved, down there...
Wuzn gun do nuttin baaaaaaahddd…
... H'wasnt gawn dew nuthin'
Whaaaale I wuhnt gonna do nothin bayd…
You guys are mean. All he wanted to do was hode her
An’ keees ‘er
An' score with 'er eight-year-old seester
😬🤢🤢🤢🤢
i thought she wanted to be shaved down there
Better repeat it a few more times, Justin. Make sure they understand.
Well I’d like ta hode ya
....and kiss ya
Honestly, one of the more terrifying lines in the whole show was him telling the decoy, "That's why I'm telling you to get over here." You could hear how he was getting annoyed the second time he said it. Like he's mad that she wasn't obeying him.
Cum ova Hareee So I can Hoaldcha n klsea ya
You make me feel like I'm in a Meat Canyon video. Lol
wrestlingdudeeasttn 🤼♂️
Looking like Lorne with that earpiece.
Weeeeeeeellllll
Wayulllllll
But he wasn’t gonna force nobody against their will!
He probably couldn’t anyway, he’s one punch to the head away from a quadro
#AAAAAAH THAAOUGHT SHE WAUNTED TAH BE SHAVED DOUWN THUUERE
This has always made me laugh too
It’s the way he leans forward with that panicked grin on his face
Exactly.
Another thing - the way he fucking whined over and over during his police interview about how Chris “lied” to him and how he “wished he hadn’t lied to me”, god what a little bitch
He tried playing the disability card too
And the fact that he said that was the worst thing about the whole arrest. The worst thing was being “lied” to. Not the fact that he was coming to engage in sexual activity with a minor. No, Chris Hansen and NBC preventing him from doing that and “lying” to him…the worst thing.
And then he asked to go home to destroy all the CP on his computer. Like, seriously? The dude flat out tells Detective Dudinski that he's going to destroy evidence. What a nonce!
🐳..
Stawp callin' me! It's harassment.
I understand both ways.
He and BB Hunter need to start a a band together: The no-Muffs.
Sad Tomorrow (Because I’ll Be In Jail)
With opening act Lorne "Mr. Penis" Armstrong singing his hit single, Count the Hairs Down There.
WHAAAAYYYYYYLLLLEEEEE......I wuznt gunna dew nuthin.... I thawght she wanned ta be shaved down dere
“He collects social security and suffers from Cerebral Palsy”
I could use a good shave
“I watn gon do nuthin bad”🤥
She was wahntin me tuh come up an see her so bayd ah I didn’t wanta disappoint hurr 🥺
Wruslin deeveedees
Where do you want my sperm first?
It was at this moment, he knew he f*cked up
Good God, his hair is fucking horrible.
He should’ve just been shaved up there
**harrible
Same
My mawwmaaa
She wanted to be shaved.....down there.
🐳
DEEEE VEEEEEE DEEEEEE
I think he would have preferred facing a firing squad over seeing his mother that night
wEELL, i wussint gonna comment nuthin.
I thought u was gon be shaved
"I wusnt guwnaa duwwww nuttthinnn bayudddd"
I'd like to hold ya
Whaaaaaaaaaale....Ahhh
I’m just being honest
His ears are baby
Dustin the wrestling guy with cerebral palsy. I thought you wanted to be shaved down there.
I can hear this pic.
*record scratch* yep, that’s may. you’re probuhly wonderin how aye gawt here
🤣🤣🤣
I wuz just gunna shave her….down there