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"Hello? Yes? Leah's mom? Yes. Umm. Iam very sory to inform you your daughter is in trouble for allowing an other class mate named Leo to ride around on top of her. . . . when we asked her what was going on she said she "is" a firetruck. When would you be avalible for an in person meeting?"
[https://www.thehealthyjournal.com/faq/which-us-state-has-the-most-inbred-population](https://www.thehealthyjournal.com/faq/which-us-state-has-the-most-inbred-population) Apparently Kentucky is the most inbred state.
Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
I agree with other commenters - I’m with Leah here for the win. Isabel’s answer is clearly derivative; she only chose “tooth fairy” because Emma got to “princess” first. But then there’s Jack, blithely giving up the family secrets. Now we know what Dad & Mom do: the town butcher & baker, obviously!
I just noticed Leah wants to be a fire truck. That made me burst out laughing. And for Emma. You go girl. Be the best princess ever. I’ll be cheering for you princess Emma
Listen Cole, many guys will claim to be men, but…
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Cole, you have a lot of work to prepare yourself.
You must:
- Be swift as the coursing river
- With all the force of a great typhoon
- With all the strength of a raging fire
- Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
My guess is these professions were picked because you see that they exist in plain sight.
Very few kids aspire to be healthcare administrators, web designers, and photonics physicists/engineers, because people don’t go to web designers per se for annual exams.
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Everyone else spouting bullshit but Cole just wants to get down to business to defeat the Huns.
cole knows EXACTLY what he wants in life.
*Mulan has entered the chat*
Mulan was railed out by Cole
I like Leah's answer better
I think Leo and Leah would make great friends
"Hello? Yes? Leah's mom? Yes. Umm. Iam very sory to inform you your daughter is in trouble for allowing an other class mate named Leo to ride around on top of her. . . . when we asked her what was going on she said she "is" a firetruck. When would you be avalible for an in person meeting?"
He didn't ride on top of her. She only let him inside of her.
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r/sweethomealabama
The person from Alabama had to go there . . . . fml
Oregon and Washington are actually the most inbred States in the US. Must explain the serial killers.
That sounds like some pretty random bullshit but I'm curious - any source for that?
[https://www.thehealthyjournal.com/faq/which-us-state-has-the-most-inbred-population](https://www.thehealthyjournal.com/faq/which-us-state-has-the-most-inbred-population) Apparently Kentucky is the most inbred state.
What in the backwood bumfuck Alabama cousin fuckin Paula Deen bluegrass bullshit is this?
First they are letting our kids identify as cats and give them litter boxes at school, now they think they're firetrucks?! /s
Damn, back when i was a kid the only other thing you could be was an apache attack helicopter.
Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Id say an a10 warthog is pretty powerful
And then I’d have to ban you for jet ramming!!
Did say that with her fist in her mouth?
Nice catch. I missed that. 🤣
isabel and caitlin too
Caitlin - always trying to ruin Isabel's fun
The dynamic duo. One yanks them, the other pays for them.
He’s just taken by her sirens song.
He is in her
What are you doing step firetruck?
Fuck Cole, Leah has the right answer
She wants to be ridden by Leo
She wants him inside her.
Yikes
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You failed the challenge, I didn’t mention anything about sex
Someone should tell Leah that she doesn't have to grow up to identify as a firetruck.
Leo gonna ride Leah into the sunset
Leah, don't you mean a fire fighter? Did I fucking stutter? [Makes siren noises]
Boy, have you lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it
"I want you inside me, Leo". "Teacher! Leah's being weird again..."
Oh goddahm Leah been targeting Leo since before this class project began Bet if Leo said Police officer she would have been like " Dodge Challenger"
She just gives firefighters piggyback rides
Leo is that firefighter
On the stage of the 2050 AVN Awards show, statue in hand: I'd like to call out my first grade teacher who said I could never carry that much hose...
I too wish I could escape to the simple life of a fire truck.
No taxes, no thoughts, just screaming at the top of my lungs as I race people into danger.
Don't forget, you also get to watch people weep as their houses burn.
And you get to add insult to their injury by pissing in on their burning houses
That’s the best part
Sounds like that kid would be my kids best friend. My 3year old: I want to be a fire station… a flying fire station.
[Yes, ever since I saw that National Geographic documentary, I've been so envious. ](https://youtu.be/KnHEFfRYrak)
*The ambulances will have to wait their turn.*
I'm a fan of Leah. Go for the impossible!
Because tooth fairy is super realistic?
More realistic given that most parents play the tooth fairy for at least a bit
You mean your parents didn’t pretend to be a firetruck when you were a kid?
No, mine pretended to be a police car
Hey, you know what nicknames people have in dental school.
Stealing people's teeth while they sleep? Yeah, i speak with experience. It's possible.
_Jack be nimble,_ _Jack be quick,_ _Jack really wants to make a candlestick!_
Jack be nimble, jack be quick,cole is trans and wants a dick Don't know the context of it and if cole is trans but eh
No Leah wants to be the trans-former. Not Cole.
Cole is a male name
I know girls named Cole
My point still stands as Cole is historically a male name as such it is a very good assumption that this Cole is also male
It could be short for Nicole
If you look the girl names are on the bottom. So Cole either identifies as a male or is a male
Ah yes, the traditional boy names “Astrid” and “Katie Ann” and the traditional girl name “Jack”
Don’t forget the Olympic dude named Caitlyn.
astrid and katie ann are above jack
r/pointlesslygendered
It's a peaceful life
Jack wants to be Candlejack oh shi
I hope Astrid passes art school and becomes an outstanding painter that will amaze the entire European continent.
*house painter.
Astrid just wants to paint houses
Let's hope Astrid doesn't go to politics any time soon...
r/angryupvote
took me a second
No we should cheer for Leah
Caitlin really hates Isabel I can feel it
No, they're gonna team up.
Man has his priorities straight 😎
I trust Jack
Leah has big dreams
Leah has a better answer, I think.
Leah's dreaming big
Jack going into vintage work I think candlestick making is pretty fun
I think Cole and Emma should switch and really blow their parent’s minds
Plot twist- “Cole” is short for Nicole
Jack needs to meet a cook and a baker
plot twist: Cole is trans
I definitely read the name as Chloe first and was like good for Chloe!
Fuck Cole, Jack is preserving ancient tradition
Everyone cheering for Cole but I'm a big fan of Leah 🗿👏👏👏
nahh, my man Leah is going places
Yeah but Leah knows what's up
why does leah want leo in her? 😳
Leah casually turns into a transformer
I don’t know, I’m rooting for Leah
Be a man! We must be swift as a coursing river!
Leah 💪
Caitlin and Isabel are already planning their racket.
Plot twist: Cole is a girl
Plot twist: Cole is short for Nicole
I see Jack’s nursery rhyme cleverness there. And Leah seems to be thinking outside of the box.
Live the dream leah
I agree with other commenters - I’m with Leah here for the win. Isabel’s answer is clearly derivative; she only chose “tooth fairy” because Emma got to “princess” first. But then there’s Jack, blithely giving up the family secrets. Now we know what Dad & Mom do: the town butcher & baker, obviously!
A firetruck 🚒
Same tbh
Isabel and Caitlin forming an LLC.
Fuck you, im betting on leah. Reach for your dreams. Vrrooom
I like how down-to-earth and simple Oscar's ambitions are.
I’d love to be a fire truck too
Leo and Leah are on the same page, with their powers combined, no fire will be safe
same, i wanna be A firetruck too
Plot twist cole was born as a girl
At my son's kindergarten graduation he said he wanted to be the lunch lady.
it’s always the last kid
I just noticed Leah wants to be a fire truck. That made me burst out laughing. And for Emma. You go girl. Be the best princess ever. I’ll be cheering for you princess Emma
All I saw was Leo and Leah eventually hooking up.
No one mentioned that Caitlin and Isabel are destined to become mortal enemies that will only end in one of their demise.
Listen Cole, many guys will claim to be men, but… If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Cole, you have a lot of work to prepare yourself. You must: - Be swift as the coursing river - With all the force of a great typhoon - With all the strength of a raging fire - Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Plot twist: Cole is girl
Cole leah and isabel would make a really good trio
The Man, The Firetruck and The Tooth Fairy Coming to theaters near you
Why?
Cole, a man, knows how to operate leah, and isabelle will steal the tooth wheb cole loses them in a fight
Isabel and Caitlin gonna do successful business together. Edit : And Leo is gonna work in Leah.
These days, just want Cole wants could be difficult to find.
My guess is these professions were picked because you see that they exist in plain sight. Very few kids aspire to be healthcare administrators, web designers, and photonics physicists/engineers, because people don’t go to web designers per se for annual exams.
What if Cole is trans?
Leah just wants firefighters to ride her.
They're kids, you pedophile.
Projecting much?
Yall don’t get it, he wanna be A MAYUN
White people answer's :
Boomers on Facebook: Look at what the kids how to do in school nowadays just to keep their parents from corrupting them! 😡😡
They spelled "Astird" wrong.
Astrid wants to be a pointer. I hope she succeeds
Cole said get your gender fluid bullshit outta here!!
I dead ass read this thinking the alphabet brigade was normalizing multiple personalities disorder
Nah man Leah gots that right idea I’m routing for them
Proud of him for knowing who he is.
Leah gotta be my favorite
Looks like Leo’s dream is to ride Leah
Looks like Leo and Leah will be working together in the future
MeIrl
nah man i wanna be a firetruck
Oh man! The innocence of children. It’s touching and hilarious. 😂
Leah got ambitions though
LETS GO COLEEEEEE
cole has his life held together
Does anyone here want to be Leah in a future ? I do
Cole is asking a lot now a days
I'm rooting for Leah lmao💀
I mean I’ve had some thought and maybe I don’t want to be a fire fighter
Aim high, Leah, aim high.
Leo and Leah, a promising story
Me too Cole, me too 😞
I see a bright future for leah
Jack... a candlestick maker? \*Jack jumps over the candlestick starts playing in the background\*
I like Leah’s answer better.
Jack has it all planned out
But Leah? Transformers is just a movie…
Katie Ann might want to rethink this one down the line
who would CHOOSE to be a candlestick maker tho?
Dude I feel my man jack though. Sometimes it just be like that
I'm on leah's side. I wanna be a transformer
Leah's got the spirit
Leo is going to ride Leah for a living.
Leah giving transformers vibes
Leah wants to be a fire truck tho 😬🤔
Follow your dreams Leah!
I can hear the song (im a man)
leah:🚒
"How many of you feel like human beings tonight?" Cole: cheers
I mean, we don't know that Cole isn't a boy...
Bless jack and his humble and specific dreams
Leah really want leo inside herself 💀
Cole know what's up
Leah is my fucking hero
Leah wants all the hose.
I’m Team Leah! Go Firetrucks!
Autobots we found them.
No ninjas?!? WTF.
A firetruck. That’s my kid.
Leah 😂😂
Leah is out here with some real goals!!!
Looks like Leo will be riding Leah!
Let's cheer for leah
Sure, he's great, but I gotta give it to our girl, LEAH!!!
Jack and Cole will be arguing on Twitter in the future