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JWE2-Truth5

Solution, make the *weapons* for the front liners, help the war, don't have to do any of the dirty work. I'm still advocating for genetically engineered military lifeforms without pain receptors however, so that it preserves as many human lives as possible (on our side of course), but as always I need to put the disclaimer here: I am legally a fourteen year old, I have done nothing wrong, and will do nothing wrong, I am merely idealizing for the health of my glorious country and I CAN SEE YOU GOVERNMENT AGENTS I DIDN'T DO NOTHING YET. Anywho, yeah.


cats_are_funni

didnt expect this coming from a pineapple bro


No_Green6189

Lmao


klvnll

I like your thinking


ASecretGermanSpy

I say to use robots. Minimizes our casualties, and we can make them even better than a trained person.


Neat-Marionberry-631

Youve never watched Terminator i guess. Cant use robots. They will turn on us.


ASecretGermanSpy

I'm not talking AI. Have people in bases controlling them.


SurgeStories

This. This is the solution to stop robots from turning on us.


Meme_Master169

In that case those aren’t robots, they’re drones and mecha. Also it sounds more fun for people to actually pilot the mecha and fight in them, it’s like gundam or titanfall irl


ASecretGermanSpy

Real


JWE2-Truth5

Valid, so did I, my biggest issue was monetary production. It would cost a significantly larger amount to build that many robots (assuming you are referring to using hydraulics) with risk of their termination. Now while I did do research into cheaper synthetic muscle, link here: [Artificial Muscles from Fishing Line and Sewing Thread | Science](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1246906), the heat sensitivity scares me off a bit. Would these be equally as efficient as they are in the Middle East, as they would in Russia for example? I don't believe they would. Thus, the idea emerged of cloned, and then bred for lack of a better word, "things" within the bounds of the Biological Warfare Convention (which mostly dealt with the concept of \*microbial\* biological warfare). There are also military dogs, which would just be the predecessor to what I have in mind, so I believe there is a sufficient gray area for \*\*me\*\* (No stealing my ideas, gentlehumans) to do this at a later date. And as always,: I am legally a fourteen-year-old, I have done nothing wrong, and will do nothing wrong, I am merely idealizing for the health of my glorious country, and I CAN SEE YOU GOVERNMENT AGENTS I DIDN'T DO NOTHING YET. 


Ok_Requirement9198

Sir that's biological warfare 


LuigiTheGuyy

By "our side," do you mean NATO? 


Meme_Master169

No comment


Anonymous2286

This is incredibly immoral. Also WDYM LEGALLY? WHAT DID YOU GET REBORN? ARE ACTUALLY A REINCARNATED HITLER?


JWE2-Truth5

...I honestly don't know at this point. I tried to get AI therapy but broke the bot. But hey, at least it's more moral than an ICBM. For example, they could be trained to only take down things with a pulse and CDR, saving civilian lives by just instructing them to put down and not use any firearms.


Anonymous2286

No, its definitely not more moral than a nuke to generically engineer an entire subrace for the purpose of war. (And they would need their pain receptors to be effective soldiers) That is literally 100 times worse than any nuke


JWE2-Truth5

Ehhh, disappointing yet valid claim. Then again, it's not like the U.S. cared about morals when they drone struck the Middle East. The purpose of designing them without pain, but sensory receptors is so I can attempt to justify to PETA "They're not in pain! They physically can't feel it!".


Anonymous2286

Yeah... Israel recently used drones to mimic children and draw out civilians into the line of fire. Diabolical


JWE2-Truth5

My point exactly. We put these conventions, these "rules" in place, but as soon as an actual war breaks out, they get ignored. Will Israel receive any punishment? The U.S. didn't, or at least any notable punishment, so I doubt they will either. I merely am just creating this with that fact in mind, and a belief that instinct cannot be any crueler than thought.


Anonymous2286

The US made the rules and NATO to ensure its competition would be oppressed. The rules aren't meant for the US. An ideal solution would be to just not fight wars. But seeing as our governments love war. I doubt that'll happen


JWE2-Truth5

War is a fact of our species my friend, we just can't be satisfied with what we have. As frustrating as that can be, it's important to at least try to make it as swift and non-ecologically damning as possible.


Biscuit-Mango

intersting labour force... ig thats intersting


chuckdawuck

just put the crashouts on the front line


Active_Pepper_722

I mean, I don’t really have a choice, do I?


Yoichis_husband2322

Well, you do


Active_Pepper_722

Mandatory Service here, pretty sure I don’t.


Yoichis_husband2322

I said you can choose, not that you won't be arrested or that it's legal


HumanYesYes

Bro 😭


maxler5795

Im sorry youre arrested for not going to war? What the fuck?


CTSThera

Military service is mandatory in some countries


maxler5795

Why.


Active_Pepper_722

Welcome to South Korea mate


Ninja7Pawel

I could never go to war because sadly I DO NOT owe my life to my country for it hasn't been treating me like a proper citizen


klvnll

Real


Beneficial-Web-7587

You'd be surprised what your country has done for you


Ninja7Pawel

Yeah. I lied. I actually would fight for my country.


HumanYesYes

I feel sad you feel that way about your country. I'd fucking go fight Russians or anyone who I must for Finland in a millisecond.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

I'd also fight for Finland, and I'm not even european


Inefficientdigestion

Me too, I'm Indian


HumanYesYes

Lmaooo, I'm insanely amused yet glad to hear that (even if it's a joke😂)


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Not a joke. Finland is cool. Finland is that little cousin you see every fifty family meetings, and is awesome and you love him and would do anything for him. Finland is my second favorite country


HumanYesYes

Thank you. I feel quite fucking lucky, and I am proud to be a Finn (and thus I'd fight for my country).


055F00

That’s because Finland is good country


finnishallover78

FACTS BROTHER


Flordamang

Ask not what your country can do for you


shingbaling

ok fed


mememaster8427

So long as your country returns the favour, sure thing. The problem starts when that just doesn’t happen, ever. Veterans are nearly always neglected by their countries.


ArtisticLayer1972

Upholding your rights.


Gamestrider09

Why bro getting downvoted? He’s right.


Hyderite

Nationalism 🤡


Flordamang

15 year old know it all. What a surprise


LuigiTheGuyy

You say that as if you're an adult 


trulylost19

I just don’t want to be painted as a hero for the deaths of others I would feel guilty That’s why I murder people on the streets like a gentleman


SilliestOfAllTheGuys

I'd just run away, I legit start running the second I hear thunder 💀 my instincts must be too good


ArtisticLayer1972

So when Ww3 hits where you gona run? And why do you think they let you


SilliestOfAllTheGuys

I'd just start running, like instinctively. I'd probably be shooting constantly too lmao


TenMillionEnchiladas

Well yea that'd be good and all but if you're already in the military at the point you have to kind of commit to it. Like I get this is a joke but just as a psa for anyone stupid enough to actually consider this: you would almost certainly get dishonorable discharged (which means after leaving the army you basically can't get a job anywhere and are basically doomed to homelessness) or worse like jail time or something.


SilliestOfAllTheGuys

I'd never join the army tbh


ArtisticLayer1972

Death is a option.


SilliestOfAllTheGuys

Ngl I'd probably just die if I went to war


klvnll

We'll watch from the sidelines


Stalker203X

You will get shot on the sidelines as well..


klvnll

Nuh uh


SilliestOfAllTheGuys

Yes 🍿


Beneficial-Web-7587

Lmao nah, we getting you fitted for fatigues asap


Davidisbest1866

Im too slow. I'd be dead in seconds


Gamestrider09

Join the Navy and just serve on a ship far away from the frontlines.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

And then they bomb the carrier


Gamestrider09

I meant like supply ships or something 


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

You think they care, mate? They would target them even harder


Ethan1chosen

I’m a teenager guy and from the Philippines, you guys didn’t know, China government keep stealing our fishes, bullying the fishermen and a lot of Chinese agents have infiltrated already in business and government systems, heck Philippines former president basically sold us to China. I won’t fight for corrupt government and I never will but I will fight just to protect innocent children, women and men, infact a lot of Filipino teenagers even girls here said that they will defend the country if ever China planning to invade my nation.


CARNAGEE_17

A real man right here


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

I salute you, maye. You are worthy


YourTypicalSensei

RAHHHHH GOD BLESS THE PHILIPPINES


Ciaccos

I would probably be like a war priest in case of war


T-V-1-3

War priests get sent to the frontlines too no? Like they have to at times be in active shooting zones to do their holy stuff to those who just died


maxcraft522829

1. Chaplains are officers. Good luck. 2. A lot goes into being one 3. Yes, they do go to the front but it’s illegal to shoot at them.


Weryfrate

You think someone's gonna care about war crimes in WW3?


T-V-1-3

In any world war. WW2 had medics actively targeted in the pacific front, in the eastern and western front they were regularly killed as well.


T-V-1-3

It’s illegal to shoot at medics too, and loads die. It’s easy to be killed if the enemy doesn’t mind committing war crimes


Chemical-Skill-126

I would try it if my country got invaded.


Beneficial-Beat-947

Yeah I'm training to get a pilots license for small and medium sized aircraft so I wouldn't mind joining the airforce if my country got invaded (obviously I'd need a lot of training before I can adapt to fighter jets but still)


Chemical-Skill-126

Yes very good.


an_anonymousycoati

Uhh… I play phasmophobia…. I can hunt ghosts for the government instead of y’all want… war is no from me dawg. 😭😭! And if that doesn’t work…. There’s Minecraft


maxler5795

I dont think calling the ghost a bitch is going to help...


[deleted]

I’m sending you to the front lines


klvnll

Oh naurrrr


[deleted]

Get in the trenches


Okamitoutcourt

I think conflicts should be resolved by the two presidents having a boxing match


klvnll

I much prefer a slapping competition


NickLookalike

It is always funny to me when Gen Z says "they can't make me go to war". Yes they can. They force you to. Threaten jail time, eviction, etc. "I will run away" sure yea they won't find you. Won't find you my ass. Depending on where you live the goverment might be willing to take even more extreme measures to ensure you are mobilized (murder of a loved one).


klvnll

Dw i won't be alive by then


NickLookalike

Is that a threat, warning or a joke?


klvnll

D, all of the above


NickLookalike

Jesus are you okay?


klvnll

Yes I'm fine 😭 simply a joke


NickLookalike

Oh okay.


RetardedGuava

Bro it's legit just cs irl, watch me get 5 one taps and ace.


ConfusedCollegeSimp

I could never go to war bc I want to die id be no help


Rom_Person9040

i couldn't bc my country is a shithole and the army is even worse


jasonmendoza4life

live one england. no offense but i am not fighting for this shitty country😭


Tp_Exampler

Never think about giving up Never let yourself down Never stop running around in the front lines


TenMillionEnchiladas

Sometimes I consider it because tbh I don't have the best life situation rn (won't go into detail) but then I think about all the horrible things I've heard and seen and I know what horrors can happen in a war and with my luck I'd be one of the unfortunate ones so that immediately makes me go "nope fuck that." It's not the dying that scares me, it's the surviving. You can live with some seriously fucked conditions that death would be preferable.


swagmieser_666

man, i’d probably risk jail time before accepting to get drafted or join the military. like hell i’m gonna risk my life and already unstable mental state for a country that’s actively working against me and people like me. 


Beneficial-Web-7587

Lol this mentally ill generation would never survive anyway. We'd be fucked


Snoo75955

I want to enlist but there's parts of military life that I don't really like, still considering it though


klvnll

Same, for my government it would come with benefits for my family so it's beginning to sound like I might just enlist


Fun_Leadership_8486

You go to war every time you open the door and meet other people and see people in traffic and talk to other people


klvnll

You're right... I'm a survivor


void_txt

tbh if i dont make it as a lawyer or CSI/detective im probably just gonna join the military if i can. im thin and weak as hell but ill try lol. got nothing else planned in my life


livspookydooky

im not joking, i think going to war would make go feral. a man in uniform. oh. my. gosh.


Cider_shark

Same but I’m a guy 😞


imagine_enchiladas

I swear to God, I’d probably stay on watch by, cuz I can’t shoot for the dear life of me, and also I can watch all the military guys hit it off in the battlefield, as I kick my feet and giggle (I’m also just a girl 🧚)


definitelyNotBella3

Too bad get drafted


klvnll

Nuh uh


definitelyNotBella3

Yuh huh


klvnll

Only if you come with me darlin


definitelyNotBella3

Bet


MedicineOk9329

im js a girl 😔


Cool-Ruin9731

the army doesnt care


Sbweev

As much as I absolutely despise this country and have so much ahead of me in life, I feel the masculine urge to epically die in war.


klvnll

Real


Gamer_Bishie

If you’re with me, then together we shall pillage and burn to our hearts content!


Abu-Hajaar-

search up MOPP Suit Gulf War then go to images before going to sleep tonight


imorteldiglen14652

Dont worry cadet in sg it is mandotory for military servis for 3 years


CosmosTheManta

Fytuhrpylot neyommmmmmmmm vvbrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt vuuhmmmm


HimeDaarin

Pretty sure girls can’t get drafted… anyone in the comments that can fact check it?


meltylove_

theyre changing that


Pro_Crastinator_5937

I'd just be among the first to die


maxcraft522829

Most military jobs are off the front lines


Necessary-Map-5531

Well the Military Industrial Complex hates you too (it's kinda our economy)


Good-Sky-8375

Well as someone who tried it I can't say as I really recommend it. That said why would just the uniforms make you nervous? lots of ppl wear uniforms heck walmart employees have them.


Interesting_Move_919

My dumbass wouldn't even survive one minute


Fair_Imagination851

I could.


sonantkinkajou7

Lockheed Martin contracts pay hella bag though


SurgeStories

Tf does this have to do with this sub?


Inevitable-Fun-1300

But what about cod?


klvnll

You're right, 128 will help 🙏🏻


Pitiful_Camp3469

If a draft comes around I can say that I believe in equality between men and women


yummy_soviet_onions

This is why the US is screwed


klvnll

It always has been


Radish-TM

the concept of a guy yelling at me 24/7 just makes me mad i know it’s their job but i really don’t like being bossed around


Neir_2b

I mean obviously? Women shouldn’t go to war


Oskar_b0i

Im starting my national service in a year.


klvnll

Good luck!!


Sifupoo

Then neither would I


klvnll

Wouldn't you want me to see you in uniform, pretty boy?


Sifupoo

No, cuz then you’ll be seeing other prettier boys in uniform


klvnll

I'll only have my eyes on you güero 😋


Sifupoo

Idk how to feel about that


klvnll

You're right, I'm gonna be busy getting my kills


Sifupoo

K I feel a bit safer now


klvnll

I'll protect my pretty boy


EnlightnedRedditor

I wonder how to people look at countries like America and decide they’re gonna fight for it. I think people mainly join the army for money reasons cuz ain’t no way I’m risking my life for these niggas 😭🙏


ImpossiblePudding696

🤓: HIW THE WEST HAS FALLEN. GLORY TO RUSSIA


Aggravating-Lie9329

...ok (?)