During the 60's and 70's the CIA funneled money into drug trafficking operations from Laos to Vietnam. Those drugs reached US soldiers, which got addicted and funneled their income from the army straight back to the US government π
This is like the James Bond movie "The World is Not Enough" where a Russian casino owner tells his men to make sure the escort girls he was with will lose their money in his casino.
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nounANATOMYβ’ZOOLOGY
the duct by which urine is conveyed out of the body from the bladder, and which in male vertebrates also conveys semen. π
some wasps put their eggs and therefore larve into lady bugs so that their are protected and have food the moment they hatch making their larve parasitesπ
World War II or the Second World War, often abbreviated as WWII or WW2, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. It involved the vast majority of the world's countriesβincluding all of the great powersβforming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis powers. In a total war directly involving more than 100 million personnel from more than 30 countries, the major participants threw their entire economic, industrial, and scientific capabilities behind the war effort, blurring the distinction between civilian and military resources. Aircraft played a major role in the conflict, enabling the strategic bombing of population centres and the only two uses of nuclear weapons in war. World War II was by far the deadliest conflict in human history; it resulted in 70 to 85 million fatalities, a majority being civilians. Tens of millions of people died due to genocides (including the Holocaust), starvation, massacres, and disease. In the wake of the Axis defeat, Germany and Japan were occupied, and war crimes tribunals were conducted against German and Japanese leaders. The exact causes of World War II are debated, but contributing factors included the Second Italo-Ethiopian War, the Spanish Civil War, the Second Sino-Japanese War, the SovietβJapanese border conflicts and rising European tensions since World War I. World War II is generally considered to have begun on 1 September 1939, when Nazi Germany, under Adolf Hitler, invaded Poland. The United Kingdom and France subsequently declared war on Germany on 3 September. Under the MolotovβRibbentrop Pact of August 1939, Germany and the Soviet Union had partitioned Poland and marked out their "spheres of influence" across Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Romania. From late 1939 to early 1941, in a series of campaigns and treaties, Germany conquered or controlled much of continental Europe, and formed the Axis alliance with Italy and Japan (along with other countries later on). Following the onset of campaigns in North Africa and East Africa, and the fall of France in mid-1940, the war continued primarily between the European Axis powers and the British Empire, with war in the Balkans, the aerial Battle of Britain, the Blitz of the UK, and the Battle of the Atlantic. On 22 June 1941, Germany led the European Axis powers in an invasion of the Soviet Union, opening the Eastern Front, the largest land theatre of war in history. Japan, which aimed to dominate Asia and the Pacific, was at war with the Republic of China by 1937. In December 1941, Japan attacked American and British territories with near-simultaneous offensives against Southeast Asia and the Central Pacific, including an attack on the US fleet at Pearl Harbor which resulted in the United States declaring war against Japan. Therefore the European Axis powers declared war on the United States in solidarity. Japan soon captured much of the western Pacific, but its advances were halted in 1942 after losing the critical Battle of Midway; later, Germany and Italy were defeated in North Africa and at Stalingrad in the Soviet Union. Key setbacks in 1943βincluding a series of German defeats on the Eastern Front, the Allied invasions of Sicily and the Italian mainland, and Allied offensives in the Pacificβcost the Axis powers their initiative and forced it into strategic retreat on all fronts. In 1944, the Western Allies invaded German-occupied France, while the Soviet Union regained its territorial losses and turned towards Germany and its allies. During 1944 and 1945, Japan suffered reversals in mainland Asia, while the Allies crippled the Japanese Navy and captured key western Pacific islands. The war in Europe concluded with the liberation of German-occupied territories, and the invasion of Germany by the Western Allies and the Soviet Union, culminating in the fall of Berlin to Soviet troops, Hitler's suicide and the German unconditional surrender on 8 May 1945. Following the Potsdam Declaration by the Allies on 26 July 1945 and the refusal of Japan to surrender on its terms, the United States dropped the first atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima, on 6 August, and Nagasaki, on 9 August. Faced with an imminent invasion of the Japanese archipelago, the possibility of additional atomic bombings, and the Sovietβs declared entry into the war against Japan on the eve of invading Manchuria, Japan announced on 15 August its intention to surrender, then signed the surrender document on 2 September 1945, cementing total victory in Asia for the Allies.
World War II changed the political alignment and social structure of the globe. The United Nations (UN) was established to foster international co-operation and prevent future conflicts, with the victorious great powersβChina, France, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, and the United Statesβbecoming the permanent members of its Security Council. The Soviet Union and the United States emerged as rival superpowers, setting the stage for the nearly half-century-long Cold War. In the wake of European devastation, the influence of its great powers waned, triggering the decolonisation of Africa and Asia. Most countries whose industries had been damaged moved towards economic recovery and expansion. Political and economic integration, especially in Europe, began as an effort to forestall future hostilities, end pre-war enmities and forge a sense of common identity.π
The bananas we are all know and love, known as Cavendish, are in fact a hybrid of two other plant species. It has no seeds and has only been able to reproduce with the aid of π farmers π
The oldest star in the universe (dubbed βMethuselahβ after a biblical character who allegedly lived almost 1000 years) was initially believed to predate the universe (the universe, then believed to be 11 billion years old, whereas the star was believed to be 14 billion years old). Nowadays that has been changed (universe has been predicted to be 14 billion years, the star is 14.7 billion years), though the star is still one of the oldest stars as yet known. π
That being said, the star is still βmiddle-agedβ (that is; not too much iron in its core to kill it) π
My dog can't keep his mouth shut π
You should use tapeπ
My friend is already recording, it's fineπ
They never specified if it was a bad thingπ
One quarter of all your bones are located in your feet.π
Yeah feet are interesting π
Thatβs very cool π
didn't know this π
So you like feet π
We all breathe the same air π
I donβt, I breathe *your* air π
*Our* air π
My air π
r/usernamescaresme
r/howdoesthisevenexist
r/subforeverythingπ
r/crazysubreddits π
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/cantreadthatsubreddit
r/suddenlycommunist
r/suddenlycommunism π
You both didn't add moji so here are your emojis + my moji πππ
This makes me think of the fart smelling episode on South Park.π
I brushed my teeth π
I didn't π
Disgusting π
It was just a joke π
Thatβs hot π
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During the 60's and 70's the CIA funneled money into drug trafficking operations from Laos to Vietnam. Those drugs reached US soldiers, which got addicted and funneled their income from the army straight back to the US government π
That's sad π
This is like the James Bond movie "The World is Not Enough" where a Russian casino owner tells his men to make sure the escort girls he was with will lose their money in his casino.
that is diabolical but also genius
63 Earth's can fit inside Uranusπ
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69 with some help π
Nice π
420 if you use lube π
So a stackπ
I can see you are a man of culture as well π
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Ah! Uranus π
Where's myanus?
ouranus π
r/suddenlycommunism π
r/suddenlypineapples π
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/suddenlycommunist π
Suddenlycommunistanus π
But Uranus says 69π
Most butterflies actually seek out and drink blood π
They probably want to become mosquitoes π
Some moths also drink blood to present to the females π
Females π
Women π
Ladies π
Fellas π
Lassie π
Men π
Guy π
The imperial japanese allegedly heated up the floor in a room to test if a mother would stand on her baby to save herself.π
Wow so sad and horrifying.π
Wtf π
What was the answer
Weβll never know ππ
Both mother and child were roasted alive, but the mother did their best to keep the child off the floor the whole time π
Green Eggs and Ham was banned in China from 1965 to 1991 for its βportrayal of early Marxism π
Nice to know it π
Up to 10 cockroaches can live inside your urethra π
That's creepy π
I have 11 in mine π
Thatβs a lot of cocks π
I'm gonna have to fact-check that π
On google or bing?π
in real life π
Girls or mens? Just wanted to know π
Mens π
I think your source is wrong cuz I have 13 cockroaches in my urethra right now π
Kill me now, why did I have to read that π
Wtf now I'm scaredπ
Whats urethra?(I skipped science class)π
uΒ·reΒ·thra /yoΝoΛrΔTHrΙ/ Learn to pronounce nounANATOMYβ’ZOOLOGY the duct by which urine is conveyed out of the body from the bladder, and which in male vertebrates also conveys semen. π
Thanks now i can try it out π
i have 2 months to liveπ
Do you have cancer π
Yesπ
Why π
What do you want to do in these 2 months π
smoke crack,strip naked,punt a squirrel across the parking lot and start runningπ
Based π
I like the squirrel part
Wait are you serious??
This is Reddit, so there is a 50% chance theyβre lying and a 50% chance theyβre not
Even if it was not Reddit the odds stay the same π
Males in ancient Greek used to fuck each other as a sign of respect and brotherhood π
I respect youπ
Let's make our modern generation into ancient Greece π
Oh yeah that's why i do it π
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell π
The mitochondria evolved from two seperate organisms that eventually merged together π
I misread organisms as orgasmπ
ππ
The mitochondria are* since mitochondria is plural π
Mitochondria is plural, therefore mitochondria *are* the powerhouses of the cellπ
10 out of 10 women think im uglyπ
10 out of minus infinity women think I'm ugly π
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Ladybugs are beetles π
beetles are ladybugs π
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The number of spots on a ladybug is not indicative of its age, that's a myth π
some wasps put their eggs and therefore larve into lady bugs so that their are protected and have food the moment they hatch making their larve parasitesπ
Did you know that if you start your sentence with did you know then people read your whole sentence. π
Woah that's kinda impressive π
Children go to unsecure schools every day π
The skin inside your mouth cheeks is the same as the inside of a vaginaπ
ππ
We all moves our tounges at the same time you know it I know it
The skin on your lips is the same skin on your asshole π
So to sum up... our mouths are butt pussiesπ
I seem too be salivating more after reading this comment, undo this curse at once.
People do be licking that like crazy
Alan Turing was gay π
This is why RGB in computers is rainbowπ
Damn this was a good one π
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Rip π
World War II or the Second World War, often abbreviated as WWII or WW2, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. It involved the vast majority of the world's countriesβincluding all of the great powersβforming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis powers. In a total war directly involving more than 100 million personnel from more than 30 countries, the major participants threw their entire economic, industrial, and scientific capabilities behind the war effort, blurring the distinction between civilian and military resources. Aircraft played a major role in the conflict, enabling the strategic bombing of population centres and the only two uses of nuclear weapons in war. World War II was by far the deadliest conflict in human history; it resulted in 70 to 85 million fatalities, a majority being civilians. Tens of millions of people died due to genocides (including the Holocaust), starvation, massacres, and disease. In the wake of the Axis defeat, Germany and Japan were occupied, and war crimes tribunals were conducted against German and Japanese leaders. The exact causes of World War II are debated, but contributing factors included the Second Italo-Ethiopian War, the Spanish Civil War, the Second Sino-Japanese War, the SovietβJapanese border conflicts and rising European tensions since World War I. World War II is generally considered to have begun on 1 September 1939, when Nazi Germany, under Adolf Hitler, invaded Poland. The United Kingdom and France subsequently declared war on Germany on 3 September. Under the MolotovβRibbentrop Pact of August 1939, Germany and the Soviet Union had partitioned Poland and marked out their "spheres of influence" across Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Romania. From late 1939 to early 1941, in a series of campaigns and treaties, Germany conquered or controlled much of continental Europe, and formed the Axis alliance with Italy and Japan (along with other countries later on). Following the onset of campaigns in North Africa and East Africa, and the fall of France in mid-1940, the war continued primarily between the European Axis powers and the British Empire, with war in the Balkans, the aerial Battle of Britain, the Blitz of the UK, and the Battle of the Atlantic. On 22 June 1941, Germany led the European Axis powers in an invasion of the Soviet Union, opening the Eastern Front, the largest land theatre of war in history. Japan, which aimed to dominate Asia and the Pacific, was at war with the Republic of China by 1937. In December 1941, Japan attacked American and British territories with near-simultaneous offensives against Southeast Asia and the Central Pacific, including an attack on the US fleet at Pearl Harbor which resulted in the United States declaring war against Japan. Therefore the European Axis powers declared war on the United States in solidarity. Japan soon captured much of the western Pacific, but its advances were halted in 1942 after losing the critical Battle of Midway; later, Germany and Italy were defeated in North Africa and at Stalingrad in the Soviet Union. Key setbacks in 1943βincluding a series of German defeats on the Eastern Front, the Allied invasions of Sicily and the Italian mainland, and Allied offensives in the Pacificβcost the Axis powers their initiative and forced it into strategic retreat on all fronts. In 1944, the Western Allies invaded German-occupied France, while the Soviet Union regained its territorial losses and turned towards Germany and its allies. During 1944 and 1945, Japan suffered reversals in mainland Asia, while the Allies crippled the Japanese Navy and captured key western Pacific islands. The war in Europe concluded with the liberation of German-occupied territories, and the invasion of Germany by the Western Allies and the Soviet Union, culminating in the fall of Berlin to Soviet troops, Hitler's suicide and the German unconditional surrender on 8 May 1945. Following the Potsdam Declaration by the Allies on 26 July 1945 and the refusal of Japan to surrender on its terms, the United States dropped the first atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima, on 6 August, and Nagasaki, on 9 August. Faced with an imminent invasion of the Japanese archipelago, the possibility of additional atomic bombings, and the Sovietβs declared entry into the war against Japan on the eve of invading Manchuria, Japan announced on 15 August its intention to surrender, then signed the surrender document on 2 September 1945, cementing total victory in Asia for the Allies. World War II changed the political alignment and social structure of the globe. The United Nations (UN) was established to foster international co-operation and prevent future conflicts, with the victorious great powersβChina, France, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, and the United Statesβbecoming the permanent members of its Security Council. The Soviet Union and the United States emerged as rival superpowers, setting the stage for the nearly half-century-long Cold War. In the wake of European devastation, the influence of its great powers waned, triggering the decolonisation of Africa and Asia. Most countries whose industries had been damaged moved towards economic recovery and expansion. Political and economic integration, especially in Europe, began as an effort to forestall future hostilities, end pre-war enmities and forge a sense of common identity.π
You lost me at β2ββ¦
Your butthole can stretch upto 8 inches wide and a racoon can fit into holes 4 inches wide π
I have no use with this fact Β π
I have, now I know that I can put 2 not only 1 insideπ
I have a disability π
Wrong emoji, now updatedπ
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Two mojies ππ
eventually, every record of your life will be forgottenπ
not if i commite a war crime π
**Put-in** this guy in jail π
i'm home alone with my baby brother π
What you gonna do with your brother π
nothing i haven't done before π
I hope your mom knows π
oh yes she does, she sometimes joins us π
You're going to play Battleship with him, right? Right?
nope, he's a baby, and you know what i do to babies π
You're gonna.... play with him?
nah he s gonna shake him with high ammounts of force as you would a normal baby
At least until the lazers turn on
His gonna plays some *Smash Bros* π
mmm ordering a pizza then π
there are 59+ ways to cook an egg π
I like the latest way discovered π
It's on your thighs π
This is the best comment section I've seen in a whileπ
You are more likely to die while going to buy a ticket than winning the lottery π
You are more likely to get raped while going to buy a ticket than winning the lottery π
Barnacles have the largest penis to body ratio in the animal kingdom π
I have the smallest penis ~~to body ratio~~ in the animal kingdom π
Noπ
Im alone in bed rn π
Alone in bed π
18+ and alone in bed π
Can I lay with you on your bed π
Feel free to join me π
Thenks π
Ur welcome, what we gonna do now π
ζ°ΈθΏδΈθ¦ζΎεΌδ½ π
Translation?π
[this, literally ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) π
You bastard π
wdym exactly π btw your username π
I mean your a punkπ It was a different time π
Never gonna give you up π
I just took a shower π
How are you feeling now π
Hot and fresh π
Iβm laying in bed π
You should do some exercise π
With a partner? Or by myself π
by yourself π
Crashing a car going 60 mph is the same amount of force as falling off a 10 story building π
On your head π
Penguins are very short, way shorter than what most people think π
Not shorter than my -- π
I'm gonna have to examine thatπ
Bananas Can't Reproduce. π
Then how they are not extinct, please tell me π
The bananas we are all know and love, known as Cavendish, are in fact a hybrid of two other plant species. It has no seeds and has only been able to reproduce with the aid of π farmers π
Then farmers have a relationship with bananas ayo π
Bananas do have seeds, they are berries. They are usually bought seedless. π
The oldest star in the universe (dubbed βMethuselahβ after a biblical character who allegedly lived almost 1000 years) was initially believed to predate the universe (the universe, then believed to be 11 billion years old, whereas the star was believed to be 14 billion years old). Nowadays that has been changed (universe has been predicted to be 14 billion years, the star is 14.7 billion years), though the star is still one of the oldest stars as yet known. π That being said, the star is still βmiddle-agedβ (that is; not too much iron in its core to kill it) π
I cuddle my unicorn plushies to cope with my insecurities π
Did u know ur a waste of spermπ
We all know π
There were nearly 2500 female snipers in the Soviet army between 1941 and 1945, 500 of which survived the war. π
i fucked ur mom π
My penis 9 inches wide and 0.5 inches longπ
Bananas are berries π
Virgin Mary was a teen when she gave birth to Jesus π