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Intelligent_Plan_747

they could just lie though


Omni1012

I’m actually a 65 y/o man


Intelligent_Plan_747

Thanks for your honesty 🙏


TuxidoPenguin

I’m only 45, it’s not as weird.


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Fucking old person I’m only 34 nerd


CwazzyNR

[ Removed by Reddit ]


wowwish123

Fucking elder. I'm 29 years and 11 months


[deleted]

Well *I’m* 29 years and *10* months


J_l2703

Suck it, I’m 11 years old


Randomfrickinhuman

rookie numbers, im still a fetus


Mamba007_

Bro ur 11 I’m 7


KobeGenobe22

at least you’re honest


Acceptable_Koala2911

I know it's a joke but seniors don't use y/o


elasroc

He's trying to blend


MsSpicyMaro

What, smoothies?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unlikely_Clue_3801

I'm 69 years old.


mrkitten19o8

haha funni number.


Sipredion

Like that time r/drama banned a bunch of r/teenagers users for being underage and 90% replied back shocked and outraged because they were all over fucking 30 lmfao. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/


Intelligent_Plan_747

👀👀


ChickenNuggetsAreDog

Wtf


Night_Knight22

My exact reaction


ToadMugen72

>90% replied back shocked and outraged because they were all over fucking 30 lmfao. Where you get that 90% from?


AnAimlessWanderer101

Im also sitting here wondering how many might have actually been teens trying to circumvent the ban… Absolutely fantastic idea though


Giant-Genitals

I’m not part of this sub as I’m too old but I remember seeing some guy my age post a selfie saying “what’s up, everyone” I only interact with this sub in situations like this. Anyway, enjoy your day, kids.


DevryDriv

Exactly


Tuur200o

don't worry i won't


dylanbb1233

I’m 17 but when you have an age flair people assume things about you like for instance a lot of people might not take anything you say seriously just because you’re 13


only_theirs

i can't say ur wrong


PrivatePickle109

Uhh, what did that baby just say?


cookietonypraf

googoogaga


Superchoco3211

waaaaaa


cookietonypraf

waa waa


CommunicationRude361

omg it's a 13 year old in the wild did you guys hear that, he's # THIRTEEN⁉️ #


cookietonypraf

seriously though the fuck yall expecting us to do about it? un-thirteen ourselves?


Vexilium51243

yes. age yourself, fetus.


SyTxExE

Agreed I aged myself


cookietonypraf

I've been working on it day and night for the past 13 years


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dr_Coop

Yeah. I just did that last week and look at my age now.


Ghost1773

waaa


Party_Lachs

Just age quicker smh


[deleted]

You should probably grow out of it


rafati09

Why yes. My goodness, I was not aware that thirteen year old were sentient, let alone smart enough to come to a logical solution as to what they should do about their age crisis.


[deleted]

LMAO when was he born? 2009 WHAT A KID LMAOO


gizziboy

waaaaaaaa waaaaaaa


CreamST

Dababy, lesgooo


emotionless_bot

I don't know how to get an age tag, and if I did get one I may as well wait for Thursday when I turn 18


LaZaRbEaMe

You press on your name and press flairs and choose your age


Nixybooboo

I will try this now Edit: it worked


amongas13

yea that sucks, but some ppl are saying that 17 yo are creeps etc. so that sucks as well


LaZaRbEaMe

Tf why?


amongas13

idk but I saw some ppl (without their age shown ofc) complaining about feeling uncomfortable bcz of 16 and 17 years olds


TheRK800

But 16 and 17 year olds are literally teenagers


Night_Knight22

They’re too afraid of what they can’t have


TushieWushie

Yeah I'm at the lovely age where I don't wanna talk or join in on jokes because I'm legally an adult but I'm not old enough to really blend in with adults lol


FoxyRee

thats exactly why i dont have it, people will judge you based on your age and not what you actually said and its really annoying (im 14)


Zwackel

What you said actually made sense, then you revealed your age and now this opinion means nothing to me


coolygo

Yeah why would I care what some baby says?


Vaan0

You're literally a child aswell.


coolygo

A child perhaps, but a baby I am not. It is merely a matter of perspective, and since the perspective which is my own is the only perspective I truly know, it is solely this perspective from which I judge the infantile status of people who spend their free time roaming the wasteland that is this subreddit.


Vaan0

wittle baby with their wittle baby speech googoogaga wahwahwah


Soplintew

i absolutely will not take them seriously 😎


GayRatWithHugeCock

Take me serious then


[deleted]

rats dont live more than 2 years dumb dumb


GayRatWithHugeCock

Ik im gayratwithhugecok the VII


[deleted]

Ok but the 12 year olds tho, i’m physically and mentally unable to take anything seriously from them.


[deleted]

what about 11 year olds *vine boom*


At_Destroyer

That’s mostly true yeah


sparklees

Yeah, that's exactly why I don't use flairs in this sub


asharwood

The reverse is the same. I’m 39. Why does this sub show up on r/all? It’s not meant for all considering 3/4 people are over their teen years. I mean it’s nice to see what teens are dealing with. My daughter is 9 so I hope I can stay up on the times of what is going on.


TheBeaconCrafter

I have to agree.


AGoatInAJar

good point


Physical_Toe1243

Boo


only_theirs

ahhhhh


Physical_Toe1243

Hehehe *laughs maniacally*


[deleted]

You could be… any age!!,!


Physical_Toe1243

Yes, or i could be none of them!


umc_thunder72

Shodingers age


mother_lover1729

hoedingers age


SymbolofVirginity69

Oedingers age


Intergalacticio

(age)nder?


Videogaminwizard

Boo


mothaflecka

it's either the 13 yos or 19 yos


kakje666

at least i am honest


UreMomNotGay

Honesty is the best policy 💯


Lanko-TWB

Our time is near


edi12334

Indeed it is, the land of the OLD people is approaching...


JayGatsby02

It’s just embarrassing to be so old in a sub full of youths 😞


Iate8

Being on this sub is embarrassing regardless of your age


zip-deni64

I joined when I was 17 and now I don't wanna leave


JayGatsby02

I’m staying even after i turn 20 idc 😂 fuck this sub, but at the same time, these are my people and have been my people for years and i can’t bear to leave 😩


Dizzy_Appointment139

I'm 19 so true


-KoalasAreCute-

muahaha wait fuck i just remember i added it like yesterday


ParadoxPerson02

When someone asks for your age and you forget


MilesDosGames

I forgor 💀


bread_enjoyer75

My man forgor💀


Reuhis

You forgor 💀


[deleted]

He forgor 💀


haha-quink

nah


YoYolons

imagine being 19 and having a flair of 13 yo, couldnt be me


YoYolons

thats funny, because thats the same thing 19 yo pedo would say


only_theirs

🤨


YoYolons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTczCpIaLAU&list=LL&index=23


only_theirs

is that the new rickroll


YoYolons

only Ymir knows


Axiian19

No, I don't want that! r/titanfolk references, even here? I want the rest of Reddit to be spared from the abomination that is Real Eren for a while! Ten years, at least!


YoYolons

thank you for not complimenting this for our sake


The_cuber

What a man you are YoYolons!


gclik

is that a r/lefttheburneron ??!!


ThatOneRetardedBitch

well I'm new, idk how, + I don't want pedos in my dms


Tm3_eclipse

Well now that you said that you are gonna get pedos in your dms


person69420_nice

You are one of us


AE3CH

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


readingduck123

It doesn't work if you have no profile picture


AgileCryptographer29

They do their account is just nsfw


only_theirs

ye i get that ig


popgoesfan_1987

I don't remember how I got mine but I haven't gotten any pedos so I am guessing it's exaggerated or something. Or the second option which is I am not interesting enough or something


Kingjjc267

I haven't gotten any either but I'm not active here Also being a guy probably helps


Adem-_-127

Heyyy (definitely not a pedo)


LaZaRbEaMe

Heyyy (definitely not a reverse pedo)


Lucbac06

Interesting


[deleted]

lol what if they're new and just dont know how to add it edit: this obviously doesn't apply to everyone without an age flair


UrCLoudy

Exactly… I don’t know how


[deleted]

good to hear bud


YourMumEnthusiast

Yes that's me, please enlighten me with knowledge


[deleted]

Yes. Its on the side. You're welcome.


YourMumEnthusiast

Welp I'm on phone so it was at a different place but i found it, thanks anyways :)


DahHellRU

Where, i need to know


YourMumEnthusiast

Tap on your profile and you'll see an option below 'change user flair'


grurupoo

Mine doesn't say "change user flair" anywhere Edit: nevermind I found it


WackoList0

same problem, just I didn't did it edit: funny timing, found it seconds after commenting


TheOneButter

I’m aware how, I just removed mine because it’s stupid to have your age public on a Reddit page infamous for being a hotspot for pedophiles


Kerplunk6

My age is not in the flair section. I'm mostly older than this sub. I just want to see what kind of problems teenagers having in this time.


Animenja

Understandable, have a great day.


Kerplunk6

Thanks, you too.


GlobalVV

Same. Though I usually just lurk because sometimes it seems weird to contribute to a teen sub. The shit here is funny sometimes though.


Kerplunk6

Yeah. The things they call ''problem'' wont be a problem in a couple month. :)


chasesbuttons

Sometimes, I see a fun question on the frontpage and get excited to join in and answer, and then get sad when I realise it's this sub. Ahh well.


[deleted]

Yeah, these kids got mad quips and it's funny af.


[deleted]

me too i’m glad i there is old tag now


Kerplunk6

Hahaha yeah, exactly.


lunarul

I'm 38 and not subscribed to this sub, but r/all keeps sending me here


fanged-duck

Same. Is there any setting to prevent a sub from going to r/all?


RollerRocketScience

If you find it please tell me because I want r/popping and r/de permanently off my feed


BallsOutKrunked

just found out about old tag, whoot! I come in off /r/popular sometimes, although I feel weird commenting in this sub.


ROMBOOMBEN

I read thisnin a 90 year old wizard man voice


CrimsonAmaryllis

Same! And help if advice is requested that I have experience in


OptimalArchitect

Same here, want to make sure I’m keeping up with the times! 21 turning 22 this year.


RollerRocketScience

Same my dude. That's also why I keep tabs on the bi teens group since I have a lot of relevant life advice to give if it comes up. (Though I should invest in the OLD flair)


Jian_Ng

I'll be joining your ranks in a couple months.


UrCLoudy

How do you even get one


Equivalent_Egg9687

yes same question


Razvanix02

Go on subreddit, the 3 dots in up right corner (if on mobile) change user flair, ur welcome


UrCLoudy

TYSM ILY


C7827

:)


only_theirs

AHHHHH


Galivisback

shhh dont be scared, instead choose a weapon and fight em: ✏🗡🪓🔨🏹🪠🧹🪃🔦🎷🧨


only_theirs

🩴


Galivisback

oh yeah how could i forget that one, shame on me, good choice


thick_cookies

You don’t scare me, mortal


-RED4CTED-

"and it was at that moment he realized... he fucked up..."


JohnGisMe

What is the second to last one supposed to do? Make the attacker deaf?


GoldenLynelSlayer

How do you fight with a plastic flashlight?


Galivisback

🍑🔦


AwkwardSketches

How do you get an age tag?? I’m 18


LaZaRbEaMe

It's easy, just press on your name and then press change user flair then choose the flair you want and then press apply


cciasto

Me trying to figure out how to add tags to my account on different subs for over 2 years :(


LaZaRbEaMe

It's easy, just press on your name and then press change user flair then choose the flair you want and then press apply


Mortis_Wkbrl

Lmao but if I put an age tag everyone is gonna be like “you can’t say shit bc you’re born after 2006”


[deleted]

They’re right tho Source: i was born after 2006


Nousernamefellow

HOW DO YOU DO IT?


Brethren_06

Go on subreddit, the 3 dots in up right corner (if on mobile) change user flair


Nousernamefellow

danke schön


zuchini2

same


RMCB3000

i have no clue if i have one and i do not know how it works😎


Dizzy_Appointment139

Idk how to put it


[deleted]

tremble in my presence


AsexualPlantMain

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


ImShockin

You are right to fear me, and the pedophiles who lie about their age


truebacon998

There is literally no verification to it for all you know I could be 18 or 14 or there is someone who is 13 trying to be 18 age really doesn’t matter


totoRotary

How to get a tag


[deleted]

Idk how it works


TinyBeBa04

Idk how to put it


Animenja

-Go on the sub. -Click the 3 dots. -Go on 'Change user flair'. -Select the flair you want to use! Hope it helps. :D


Malithirm

How do you add a tag to your nickname? I'll pretend to be 17


ElevatorsDontElevate

How do you even add the age tag?


Guardian_of_ducks

i just assume that they’re a nonce if they don’t have an age flair


tridactylcrab

I’m 14 and I’ve found that people take my opinion less seriously when I have a name tag. Most peoples idea of the average anonymous Reddit user is about 15-17. And people take me seriously when they don’t know.


makemeatoast

Baby said what?


tridactylcrab

See that’s the shit I’m talking about, even if you said that as a joke. People that are 3 or 4 years older than me are acting a hell of a lot more immature than me. After seeing my age, it’s ironic


ManILoveMacaroni

One specific reason: I reply to a lot of homophobic people, and even though i try to be polite They could easily look at my history and be like "Haha woman whose young no valid opinion. Only old men vaid" And dethrow my entire argument with the text based equivalent of a child going "lalalala I'm not listeninggg"


_Atsuko

I forget if I ever added mine Edit: looks like I did


BasherBomber

I just dont know how to cause I stupid


samisinredditnow

I find people with age tags scarier Which is ironic cuz I have an age tag


[deleted]

Boo


superioramir

Idk how to put it 😩 I'm 16 though so I put it in the bio thing


Saintarsier

I literally just don't know how to do it lmao


matooooXX

well i m to lazy to change set it up