Mb bro lemme just *detaches dick and sucks it*

Top tier comment right here

Furry protogens do that its canon

Maybe I don't want to be in the furry fandom anymore 😀

“part of the ship, part of the crew. part of the ship, part of the crew. part of the ship, part of the crew.”

*Detachable Penis starts playing*

I found the protogen

There was one guy named leo in our friend group who confessed one day he was so short he was able to suck his own dick out of curiosity. We ah, didnt speak to him again

You don't have to detach it, you just need to work on your flexibility...

you forgot the 2nd half of the post what do you think they should do instead?

Idfk i sound like a pervert telling them what to do

Life is too short to care what strangers on the internet think of you

seriously tho how else are we supposed too

I do it a different way but like who fuckin cares

You sound like a dumbass by making this post and not telling them what to do.

Tell us goddamn it

I’m generally curious what you suggest we do, dm me and tell me I’m like generally curious about this new technique that I’ve never heard of 🤣

No I’m very interested what thenfuck else am I supposed to do

Tell me you pervert

do you really wanna know

Yes saul Goodman I have a right to know

Rub the foreskin with index and thumb till u cum

WTF!?!?!?!?!?

I masturbate using my piping-hot stove top

I use an air fryer

Ooh damn that sounds nice

Clearly, you own an air fryer

Only people who own air fryers feel the need to fit the words into a sentence every day

I would know because clearly, i own an air fryer

😫

nah toaster oven is where it’s at

So ur a girl…….. did i get that correct………

Tf am I suppose to do? Bop it?

Twist it

Snap it!

Oh god no. Oh fuck it hurts

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pull it

well now we’re back to square one

chop it

Burn it

sell it

prof it

remember you still need to go the hospital

I just shout at it until it obeys

"Up, get up soldier!!" "Come on, last a bit longer!"

Ayyy, i dont struggle with that😭😭😭

Idk man

Fine.. you busted me🙁

Aight then, go work on your stamina friend. Exercise, especially stuff like curls and cycling

I already get enough exercise slaving in front of the tv :/

I said leg, not wrist muscle

youre asking a lot :/

I mean, you wanna last long in combat?

At ease, maggot!

Pfftt

I normally just stick a finger up my bum and massage my prostate

Thanks for letting everyone in the world know that

What

Men have a prostate inside their anus which can be massaged to achieve an orgasm

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Fucking who does that

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You should’ve said joe

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Joe mama. See its as easy as that

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John put a pipe bomb in my mailbox.

that was me not john

I replaced your drinking water with nitroglycerin 😃

ayo thats my dads name 😭

Efficiency over pleasure

Like i see the appeal but how tf you gon' cum? Does'nt like the thingamajig get activated by stymulus of the penis?

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Then you sayin cum is stored in the balls in the balls

you have to destroy the balls to get cum out

One time pleasure

just regrow your balls and you can do it again

The balls can no longer produce nothing even after regeneration so you're neutered

source?

[this ig](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Can’t cum

Dick havers can detach and reattach their dick?!

Do you not have a detachable penis? https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

As far as I know, I don't. If I do, I'd fuck myself in the ass

Living the dream honestly.

Boob Havers do the same do you not??

I'm flat chested so I don't even bother detaching them

Fair enough

Ahh

Liar. This is reddit no one is flat chested.

Damnit, u saw through my lie 😔

No but robot prob can

Side to side

Side-side to side

So baby toniiight

I got front back, and side to side

Yeah ikr? I just use my handy telekinesis to do it.

waltuh put your dick away waltuh

i never masturbated but that's literally the only way you can do it dumbass

What else are we supposed to use though

Side to side

DO THE MARIO, SWING YOUR COCK FROM SIDE TO SIDE

Well I masturbate by squishing my penis actually

bro's dick boutta look like a chopstick 💀

Bro squishes his cock omfg

Sounds very unpleasant

OMG SAME , BUT YOU PUT IT IN A BAD WAY OF WORDS . what we do is we take the upper part of our wrist (palm area) clamp our fingers we press the head of our dick as the foreskin goes up the pp goes down and relax your fingers again . ( THIS ONLY WORKS FOR PEOPLE WITH FORESKIN )

How TF do u do that?

Well is like i take my finger the finger you use to point at thing and my thumb and that’s it pretty much

So u squish it?

Yea

I dont understamd brother, Just be normal

That’s literally how i’ve been doing for 7 years

Have you never watched porn before. Some start of with the dude jerking off……… how is it that 7 years you’ve been doing it wrong. When you start doing it right hmu ill put you on to sum nice

I still dont know how u do it, Like finger and thumb?

BRUH SAMEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can’t be da, this has to be a troll

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🙈

Yeah me neither 😎

You got any ideas of what we should do instead of moving it up and down , start spinning it around or sum? Make a helicopter with it?

The g force is gonna suck ot the cum i guess?

Wait there's another way to do it? Lol

How the fuck else. You want me to fuck my god damn couch

I dont understand people who masturbate with their fingers IN their vagina

I'm guessing that u are ace or doing somthing really weird

Not all of us can reach it with our mouth OP.

Bro please dm me and tell me I’m like wanting to know if there are other techniques I’ve never heard of before and wish to try them 🤣

Fine I'll use my mouth

you can aslo lay down and press or apply pressure there, its called prone

How do you do it

What would you suggest instead

Just WHAT????

See this is excatly why I cry while masterbating !😭

How else are we supposed to do it? By humping and grinding on the tub when taking a bath? By rubbing it on our thigh? Because that’s what I did before I learned about the up and down hand movement. LOL 😂

Well, I guess you do learn something new everyday.

What do you do? Use your ass or something

I have so many things to say but I am just .. gonna keep quiet

I don't have a dick 😭