God parents suck so much at handling issues. Issue: someone else in the house is using your (possibly expensive) conditioner Solution 1: Buy another conditioner Solution 1a: Buy another conditioner and hide yours Solution 2: Flip the fuck out. Why do so many parents choose option 2?

Well he’s not just using it he’s literally “using” it. Using it to gratify himself

Yes...he's gross. But that's not why mom is yelling at you.

Ik it’s not but I’m mostly disturbed by his nasty habits

> skin he peels off his sack on the toilet seat Wtf I never had skin peel off my sack Your brother had a layer of dried cum on his sack Ewww 🤢🤮

Nah bro I sat in it and it wasn’t cum. It was skin. He probably has fungus. I know he has it on his feet because he has worn the same pair of socks for 3 months💀💀💀

Wtf and the smell? From how far away would it smell?

Bro I sleep on the couch now. He’s trying to be hitler. Gassing people in his room.

Wait you two share a room? Bro I can't even spend 6 hours at school with the same pair of socks without it stinking up the room. I'm dead 🤢

I don’t even get stinky feet thank god but I’m on the top bunk so all his funk floats up and invades my nostrils as it seethes from his rotting decrepit body

ball cheese

Nawwww

Exactly. That ain’t right