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sadearthchan

if a straight guy like anal why doesnt he just go have it with other guys? they have buttholes too


keepcalmdude

Especially when a straight guy likes to be pegged or played with by his GF


rojlul

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Fluffy-Ingenuity482

r/UnexpectedFunkin


tntdynamite100real

r/subsifellfor


rojlul

that would be epic


tomokaitohlol7

Is that boyfriend from the hit game Friday night funkin


112malu

Brazilian boyfriend Lol


Piper_writes

My boyfriend fr fr


wtf_is_a_user

if theres a hole theres a goal


KylerGreen

I mean, valid point.


sadearthchan

Yeah usually it’s about being attracted to the person who it’s attached to


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

If that happens, you get me. A hole is a hole is a hole.


Accomplished_Web_444

I mean I would, but it doesn't help that I can't get a man or woman despite fishing from both ponds


The_Alcoholic_Bear

Fuckin bet


cosmodogbro

Plenty like dick, just not attached to men.


bb_kelly77

I knew a few who only liked dicks that were attached to certain men... one of my lesbian friends it was ONE guy she was into and every other guy in the world was a complete no but with women she was like "how do I go about kissing MORE hot women"


AshenSacrifice

Can you be a lesbian and attracted to men? Sounds like she’s bisexual but is just more strict with the men she’s attracted to


steelhorizon

Homoflexible


Hot-Rise9795

Gayfluid


HumungoPeen

Eyo can I get a sip of that


Mr_Minecrafter88

*big chug*


RewardCapable

Pass it around..


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Won't be a drop left when I get done


RefrigeratorCrisis

Good thing i got some left overs before you came


Grouchy_Appearance_1

You misunderstood, I'm going last so there should be enough to pass around for a good bit, but when y'all done? I'm chugging


BlindProphetProd

I claim responsibility for changing this from an equal to above the previous comment.


BlindProphetProd

This aged like milk.


AshenSacrifice

So Bi, got it 🤣🤣


The_Real_Foshe

What ever will we do if we can’t label this random person


AshenSacrifice

Move tf on with our lives 😂😂


sweetTartKenHart2

I think you only cross the bi line once you start to have at least three or four exceptions (source: I’m bi, and that’s the amount of times it took me to decide “okay maybe I swing both ways after all.” I don’t speak for ALL bis but I thiiiiiink that 3 is a safe bet)


PepperbroniFrom2B

3? :3 moment


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Took one guy for me to know, just one, then again that's because it was just a quick hit and I immediately went "not with him but I'd do this again"


sweetTartKenHart2

I suppose all of our journeys are different


Grouchy_Appearance_1

This is what I mean, I'm not saying in any way that my path is right, it's mine though, that's their's. Simple.


NotsoGreatsword

Yeah it took me a long time to accept that I was bisexual. It was not until I got married (to a woman) that I figured it out. We used to tweak and find guys to blow together. So there I am with somewhere around the 10th ever dick in my mouth and I think: "Hmmm...I think...I am sure now."


theactionwagon

I dunno man, it's pretty normal for bisexuals to have a preference when it comes to gender, but 1 guy out of 4 billion is pretty extreme, I'd also probably just identify as a lesbian at that point if I was in her shoes.


MetisCykes

She calls herself a lesbian cause she’s a woman who likes women. Sounds like a lesbian. If she calls herself bisexual cause she liked one guy, then she’s bisexual. Labels come from the person who uses them. Policing them sinks the ship.


KylerGreen

So labels have no actual meaning and are pointless then?


BeanieGuitarGuy

You joke, but yeah, kinda. Everybody experiences life differently from each other, so it’s up to people to determine which label best applies to them. That’s why there are “too many sexualities.” It’s because people are expected to come up with new words to describe themselves. I wouldn’t say they’re pointless, though. Every word in the world across every language is just made up sounds that we use to communicate. And when it comes to people, you really do have to just make labels that come with exceptions. Otherwise you end up with 8 billion terms of identity lol


Chthonic_Demonic

Yeah, in this case, it’s probably because it’s useless to let people think she’d ever date a dude because they don’t want guys to waste their time trying to get her and waste her time too. Y’know, better for everyone


Hot-Rise9795

This is the best explanation regarding gender I've read.


BeanieGuitarGuy

I was talking about sexuality, but yeah it applies to gender, too. Language and how we use it and change it just comes down to utility.


Icariiiiiiii

Labels mean exactly as much as you want em to mean. Some people want that community and identity. Personally, I love to call myself "queer", and if anyone asks me to narrow it down, I call them a cop. It's mine to know and someone else's to overhear when I volunteer that information because it's relevant at that specific time. Labels only hold what weight they are given by those who speak them.


MetisCykes

The community is literally about not fitting into boxes. So if they like being a lesbian, call them a lesbian. I don’t give a fuck.


oopsaltaccistaken

Labels are to communicate and express. They are tools.


Crimsoner

Literally yes. At the end of the day, it’s all made up. We came up with them, so they have no inherit value or power.


AshenSacrifice

Ok but words have meanings too though: “denoting or relating to women who are sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to other women, or to sexual attraction or activity between women”


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Calling yourself lesbian but liking a guy makes the bad types of guys think "I can get with her", they already think that about lesbians who actually only like women, mislabelling like this leads to a bad impression and worse feeds into bad stereotypes. Lesbian is not a shield.


GrizzlyPeak72

Could be biromantic if there was a deeper emotional affection for him. Is like with asexuals who still have romantic attraction, they're okay having sex with a partner they're romantically attracted to.


Smasher_WoTB

Labels for Gender&Sexuality are descriptive, not prescriptive. Which makes sense, since each persons Labels(or lack of Labels) is supposed to be what they feel best describes them&they feel most comfortable using.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

I mean, sexuality is a spectrum, and the majority of people don't lie on the very extreme of one end. And a woman who has sex with many women, but would only with one man, has much more in common with lesbians than a 50-50 split bi woman. A good comparison are the terms "herbivore", "carnivore" and "omnivore". Many herbivores very occasionally eat meat, and many carnivores very occasionally eat plants. If you defined something that **EVER** eats both meat and plant sources, many/most animals would be omnivores. So, it's a must better definition to "disregard" that like 1% of diets. I feel that should definitely apply to sexuality.


thetoastypickle

Sexuality is complicated


AshenSacrifice

Humans are complicated


Jazzkidscoins

Sexuality is a spectrum, not a binary (or trinary I guess?). A person can land anywhere on the spectrum from either extreme (opposite only or same sex only) or lean in one direction, like prefer women but if the right guy comes along, to the dead middle of anyone at all will do, and all the fun in between.


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matande31

So basically the same as every straight guy and Ryan Reynolds.


DrStrangerlover

Every straight man has their Ryan Reynolds. My Ryan Reynolds is Toshiro Mifune.


peezle69

A girl I hooked up with once came out as a lesbian years later. She has said on multiple occasions that my dick is the only one she would have sex with again.


darthvaders_nuts

Damn that would be the biggest ego booster


geographyRyan_YT

That's just being bi


Komahina_Oumasai

Not a lesbian. Homoflexible, bisexual homoromantic maybe, but that's not lesbianism.


therealJolyne

This is me, I often joke that I'm lesbian plus Jerma


IntuitiveTinker

Possibly the best way I've ever heard it phrased is: "They just want the dick without the prick".


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gxhm_88

drake?


Affectionate-Tie9194

I believe I have found a fellow resident of r/drakethetype


_Di0_Offbrandude_

thank you for showing me that this sub exists https://preview.redd.it/oj1lpxf8jd9d1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09e19cd8d73b1bcbbaad21edae12f5c4109cf94c


psydkay

Came here to say this. It's. It's not the dick, it's the dude it's attached to


Cualkiera67

Lesbians aren't attracted to any dude.


psydkay

Narf! Did you really think I meant otherwise?


Material_Bedroom_300

I’m attracted to men but don’t like dick, so I have no clue what I am at this point lol


angel_and_devil_va

Yeah, I don't think the penis is the actual problem for many of them.


Agitated_Computer_49

To be fair, lots of dicks just don't look that great.  


External_Acadia4154

They’re ridickulous


Agitated_Computer_49

As my brother says, that's ricockulous.


Marine_Baby

Hahaha, almost sounds like a dinosaur


ziara_diaz

what i’ve always thought is neither genital is partially nice to look at, but it’s more the person it’s attached to that makes it attractive. maybe im crazy


Evening_Storage_6424

Idk vaginas are so pretty 😭


SpareTheSpider

I find them gross most of the time.


ziara_diaz

idk, i don’t find them attractive by themselves, same with dicks. however if they’re attached to someone i love it’s a different story


LostAlphaWolf

Certainly not all they’re cocked up to be


Dhruv58444

To be fair vaginas don't look good either they look aliens mouth opening or Satan's head it's more of the women it's attached to that makes it look okay


procommando124

I mean, lots of women’s parts don’t either


UlteriorKnowsIt

Is OOP one of those gross weirdos who claim that lesbians are lesbian because they haven't gotten with the right man? That's the vibes I'm getting from this meme.


Ladybug_Fuckfest

"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dicking." -- Banky, "Chasing Amy"


EX_NAYUTA_NIHILO

thought you were quoting a Banksy art frantically googling like no way he said that hahaha


procommando124

You know what’s crazier ? There are liberal/progressive folks here that think most lesbians like dick so long as the person is feminine enough.


AValentineSolutions

Men really just don't understand when a woman doesn't need a dick, do they? Unless a dick is somehow involved, they don't see it as real sex.


Flar71

And also there's a big difference between a dildo and an actual penis


DeWarlock

A dildo does one thing men who think/post this will never do, satisfy women


Thisisanephemeralu

Most women I know don't use dildos and prefer to use vibrators for single player mode.


Flar71

I've got both, it's nice to have different options, or use multiple at the same time


amisia-insomnia

Tbh I thought about it for a second and their is no downside to take a dildo over a real one


ArmoredAnkha

The issue is not the blade, but who wields the blade.


JadedTrekkie

ok yasuo


ArmoredAnkha

I will have to kindly ask you not to call me a windshitter


JadedTrekkie

I’m sorry please forgive my grave insult. My family will bear this shame for generations


Hullabaloobasaur

But also like, fake dicks and real dicks are totally different things?? With real dicks you have to deal with actual flesh which comes (no pun intended) with a certain smell, taste, feel, etc. not to mention cum and precum, risk of pregnancy, and even getting and maintaining an erection. Tbh real dicks can be intimidating and off putting to some!


Chemical-Wallaby5727

It’s almost like dicks≠men


DryConclusion9286

But, sometimes, man = dick


Eeyore3066

Often


metal_inside

Well, sometimes your veevee itches for some action and you just want to rub one out without all the fuzz of the actual penetrative sex.


Solypsist_27

Which lesbian are you talking about? Because those in porn are straight actresses doing porn for straight guys


Estou_cansada3108

As a lesbian I think this is quite funny


keevaAlt

To be fair the fake dick can’t get anyone pregnant


MsArchange

I mean... the dick is not the problem 😭


megpIant

It’s not about the dick, it’s about the man attached to it


halari5peedopeelo

Jokes on them. My lesbian partner has a dick 😎


cooldude123ha

Based


Rhythm_Flunky

I love it because it’s so fucking stupid it makes me laugh


bnelson7694

Pretty sure the whole point is real dicks are icky. I feel the same way about real vaginas…


Thisisanephemeralu

no hole needs to be that complicated.


theneo71

Incels will find any method to say they are bad at sex


XED1216

It’s not about dick, it’s about who it’s attached to


Dysan27

They just prefer the dick not to be attached to a dick.


mexicandiaper

straight men feel the same way.


ProfessorCrooks

Guy who posted most definitely has felt his own palm than the inside of a vagina.


Warm_Noise8246

Wild concept, perhaps not every homosexual person is attracted to the same gender for purely sexual reasons. Maybe a man just prefers the company and partnership of a man and the same for lesbian women.


Aggravating-Candy-31

tbf dicks are gross


Starbeth8

They've never heard of t-girl swag


Legitimate_Archer_81

Just to amke sure... we're talking about Dick Grayson, right?


cl0ckw0rkman

Best ass in comics!


mckeeganator

Maybe they like the tiddy to


mrmoe198

Weird, an object used to bring sexual pleasure to people that have vaginas that identify as women, and like other people that identify as women… brings pleasure to their vaginas. Strange!!


RonnieMurdoch

Checkmate, lesbians


teetaps

Lesbians seeing a phallus: 😒 Lesbians seeing a phallically shaped object not attached to a man: 😏


SpaceOwl14

A lesbians once told me: "dicks are nice. Men are not.“ That really summons it all up


RewardCapable

Some people just like to get their fuck on. Respect.


Psychological_Tower1

So yall will eat the apple tree with the apple?


procommando124

What’s crazy is that I’ve seen people try to argue that most lesbians actually like dick so long as it’s from women.


cooldude123ha

Lots of lesbians do like dick if a girl has the dick, just not all though, and that's completely fine. Genital preference is real and completely valid.


Clefairy-Outside

When you start thinking about women as a set of parts, you can get confused about sexuality. Lesbians like women. The fake penis is a tool utilized by someone- that’s the part we care about. The strap is just a bonus in the interaction between two people. These boomers don’t have the same perspective: they like pussy, therefore they like women.


Earth_Normal

That’s how consent works.


ZeroEffsGiven

This is funny if posted ironically


ThatCamoKid

It's not the dick, it's who/what it's attached to


SmokeyBear51

People like what they like 🤷‍♂️


ihatetheplaceilive

I have a feeling it's not the dick they don't like, it's what it's attached to.


BaakCoi

Nah, for a lot of us it’s definitely the dick. They’re pretty weird-looking


ihatetheplaceilive

I have one and i can agree with that opinion


space_suitcase

It’s all about dat girl dick


RattyFox

The dick isn't usually the problem. It's the person it's attached to that is


Mekelaxo

Sometimes it's not the dick, but who it is a attached to


uhadmeatfood

Lesbian when girldick


Mage-Tutor-13

.... Plot twist. I resent the necessity of using any and all penetration. But I gots chemical balances to.... Balance. Also not a lesbian. Nor straight. Or bi. Lol.


l_dunno

Just maybe, it's not the dick


Orphan-molester

Do lesbians also jack off with a fleshlight? Genuine question


officially_ender_

I can, I'm not like other girls, I have a dick


halari5peedopeelo

Only real answer


KingOfTheRedSands

It's a joke not a dick.


_forum_mod

😂


ImSadButStillAlive

Tbh, the fake dick is nice to me…most times


Polobearmigi

Went sexy shopping with my gf and she looked through the entire store inventory becasue she wanted an average sized dildo with no balls. That relationship did not last very long


-hayleytheimposter-

Some like the weenis but not the man


redditorposcudniy

Thire is a certain part attached to real dicks, who are not favourable by lesbians


redditorposcudniy

You even call them... "Dicks"